Liu San and Liu Si's wife, after eating the training of the police, was very angry, obviously two old guys were cheating behind closed doors, messing around, were the police confused and drank too much? No, the police are not allowed to drink alcohol during work, and if the police drink at work, isn't it no different from a village cadre like Li Er? Then Li Er is not an official state cadre, but the police are well-known state personnel? Could it be that the policy at the top has changed now? Is it possible to allow men and women to mess around? Isn't that right? Could it be that the old guy can? Open the net?

Just when Liu San and Liu Si's wife were thinking nonsense, Li Er was sitting in the Pijia chicken shop with Da and drinking tea. Because the fried pork with garlic sprouts that he ate in the seafood restaurant just now may also be because of the old garlic sprouts, or it may be that Li Er's teeth have gaps, anyway, there are some things stuffed in his teeth, when he came out of the seafood restaurant, he took a toothpick from the toothpick box on the table, and he was picking his teeth in the gap between drinking tea in the chicken shop. Seeing Li Er picking his teeth, he may have been influenced by Li Er, a conditioned reflex or something, anyway, his teeth were itchy, and he wanted to pick at it, look at the inside of the Pijia Chicken Shop, there was not a single toothpick inside and out, so he sighed and said: "Drink cold water and stuff your teeth." Leather donkey, in your chicken shop, no wonder the business is not good wow, the feelings are really not thoughtful to take care of customers, you see, such a big chicken shop, there is not even a toothpick, you say, how to ask customers to pick their teeth after eating? ”

Li Er pointed to the chess pieces on the table and shouted, "Huge, chess!" ”

Pangda focused his energy on the chessboard, and he didn't know when, Li Er handed the toothpick in his hand to Pangda, and before he knew it, Pangda put the toothpick handed over by Li Er into his mouth and opened his teeth unhurriedly. When he finished picking, the donkey asked, "Huge Wang Ba." Do you feel that there is a smell in your mouth? ”

He didn't understand what the donkey meant, and he felt good about himself. Said happily: "Donkey, thank you for your treat today." When I have the opportunity, I will meet Wufeng, and I will definitely persuade her. Strive for her to change her mind and come back to live with you. ”

The donkey laughed. After laughing enough, he said: "I'm talking about toothpicks, the toothpicks that Li Er has finished, you will make it when I hand it to you?" The top advocates thrift and makes a revolution, and you won't make it twice with a toothpick? ”

As soon as the huge leather donkey reminded him, he realized that the toothpick handed over by Li Er just now was a bad thing for him, and he used it from his stinky mouth. Good boy, see if I don't scold you severely!

Huge threw the toothpick in his hand, and was just about to open his mouth to scold Li Er, when he heard the door of the chicken shop, Hula was pushed open at once, and when the three of them turned to look, it was Liu San and Liu Si's wife, one after the other.

The donkey thought it was a sale. Hurriedly stood up and asked, "How many chickens do you two want?" ”

Liu Si's wife looked at the leather donkey with disdain, and asked with a wicked smile: "How many chickens?" Is there a shortage of roast chicken in my house? What's wrong with wanting to go crazy with roast chicken? My mother-in-law and her old man are selling roast chicken. You say, how many chickens can we buy? ”

The leather donkey listened to Liu Si's wife's bullshit, and felt that he was greatly insulted, and he was about to have a seizure when he jumped up. Li Er grabbed him suddenly, then slowly looked at the two women, and said, "Your mother-in-law is selling roast chicken." But it was made by the old hen. The roast chicken of the donkey is a well-known chick! Big supplement, don't need money, I'll give you two today, take it back and treat your men well. Let them eat roast chicken, so energetic to build a new socialist countryside! However, you two must say that it was sent by the owner of the donkey skin. ”

"Why don't you say you sent it? What's the point here? Liu Si's wife asked.

"I'm a village cadre. Gift-giving is not appropriate. Your skin is so white and tender, and you can get out of the water when you touch it. Li Erqi praised the beauty of the two women.

Liu Si is a typical villain. Not only is he stingy, but he is also suspicious by nature. Two days ago, he bought a bag of cement from the cement stall of a distant relative in the village, and his relative was also kind enough to deliver the cement to the big truck, and when he unloaded the car, he broke a bag of cement, and no one wanted to sell it to others, so he wanted to give it to Liu Si, because he was a relative, take care of it. Unexpectedly, Liu Si suspected that this relative of his had a problem with the quality of the cement he sold, otherwise why would he put a bag of rotten bags of cement on me for nothing? Liu Si not only didn't want the bag of cement he had already paid for, but also shouted everywhere, saying that the cement sold by his relative was fake, and directly smashed the deal for his relative, and his relative was angry and wanted to beat him.

In the evening, when Liu Si came back from work, his wife happily brought two roast chickens to him, and also brought wine bottles, asking him to drink two cups to relieve his fatigue.

Liu Si tilted his head, looked at the roast chicken on the table, and then looked at his wife's face, who didn't eat chicken or drink, but stared at his wife over and over again. His wife was furious.

"Honestly, who sent the roast chicken? I also sent two at once, which is not small. Liu Si looked at his wife's chest and asked coldly.

Li Er knew that Liu San and Liu Si's wives treated their mother-in-law badly, and even knew that Liu Si was suspicious by nature, and deliberately sent two roast chickens to her today, deliberately pit her and punish her, borrow a man's hand, clean up this bad girl, and let out her anger to Mrs. Liu. Sure enough, Liu Si fell for Li Er's trick and got into the trap arranged by Li Er, and before he could eat a bite of the roast chicken, he first tried his wife.

Liu Si pulled the roast chicken on the plate with his fingers, and said in a weird manner: "I think this roast chicken is the roast chicken of the Pijia Chicken Shop, let's talk about it, why did the leather donkey give you two roast chickens for nothing?" Is there something wrong with you two here? I know that the leather donkey's wife Wufeng ran away and didn't go home for two months. ”

Liu Si's wife confessed: "It's true that the roast chicken was sent by a leather donkey, I really have nothing to do with him, Li Er was also present at the time, and the leather donkey also gave the third sister-in-law two roast chickens." ”

"One shot and two? Good fellow, tsk, the donkey is not small. What else did he say? Liu Si glared viciously, picked up the mop beside him, and was about to hit his wife.

Don't look at Liu Si's wife grinning fiercely at her mother-in-law, but in front of her man, she is also a loser. She hurriedly said, "The donkey, he praised me for the whiteness of my body. No, it's Li Erkua that I have white on my body! ”

"Huh? Or call two men to enjoy the enjoyment wow? You don't take off your clothes. They have hooked eyes, can you see whether your flesh is black or white? Say! Is it the line pulled by Li Er's pimp? Say it honestly, we're fine, if you don't explain honestly, see if I don't pick your skin! ”

Liu Si's wife is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she sees that the stick is about to be on her body. A dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, pounced on it, snatched the mop in Liu Si's hand, slapped Liu Si fiercely, and scolded in his mouth: "If you want to clean up the old lady, the old lady will strike first!" Anyway, this day is too much, knock down the gourd and poke the oil, fight! ”

Liu Si struggled desperately and resisted. Humming and scolding non-stop, the two of them rolled around on the floor at home, and no one could spare anyone. They all want to get the upper hand, in order to have more say in the family in the future, and the two of them are fighting for the boss of the family!

Just when Liu Si and his family were fighting desperately, Liu Si's mother-in-law came, she came to her daughter's house to guide the work, and saw her daughter's haircut. was ridden under his son-in-law, and he opened the nest. Regardless of three-seven-twenty-one. rushed up to grab Liu Si's hair, used his strength from snack milk powder, and pulled Liu Si off her daughter at once, and an old Zhang Guo rode a donkey upside down, jumped up and rode on Liu Si, and beckoned her daughter and said, "Give me a hard beating." I have to beat him to give me no children! ”

Liu Si's wife was originally a half-hanger, and just now Liu Si was beaten on his body, but now his mother-in-law is here, and she suddenly turned from passive to active, turned over as a serf and sang. It's worth it! Hearing what her mother said, she gritted her teeth and said, "It's easy to let him have no children, watch me pull off his eggs and feed them to the dog!" ”

Liu Si's wife grabbed Liu Si's three major pieces and pulled them down! Howled Liu Si in pain like a pig.

Liu Si's mother-in-law saw that her daughter was really coming, this was going to kill her. In a hurry, she shouted: "Nizi, let it go, I really took it down and fed it to the dog, what will you do in the future?" ”

Liu Si's wife thought about it, so she quickly let go, so she didn't want Liu Si's life. He curled up and lay on the ground, humming and moaning, but Liu Si's wife still didn't give up, took the opportunity to ride on him, and shouted: "Say, do you dare to bully the old lady in the future?" ”

"I will forgive, I will never dare again, auntie, spare me, will you?"

Liu Si's wife listened to the man's softness, and her anger suddenly disappeared, and she laughed happily.

Liu Si and his mother-in-law hurriedly pulled Liu Si up from the ground and pressed him on the maza, and then asked, "What are you two for?" Rolling on the ground, women don't look like women, men don't look like men? Look at the rolling dirt! ”

She first beat the soil on Liu Si's body, and then also beat her own daughter clean, and suddenly she saw the roast chicken on the table, so she picked it up and took a bite.

Liu Si's wife said angrily: "It's not for this roast chicken, it's all because of it." She told her mother in detail what had happened. As he spoke, tears of grievance fell.

Liu Si and his mother-in-law listened to her daughter's narration, and after a moment of silence, she shouted: "You two have been fooled!" Then Li Er deliberately provoked the relationship between the two of you, set up a maze array, and lured you two into the bait! Let the two of you kill each other, but he hides in the dark and watches the fun! Let's go and settle accounts with him! ”

The bright moonlight illuminates the inside and outside of the East Kidnapper, and all the buildings and trees are sprinkled with silver moonlight, which is called a beauty, it is simply beautiful! The guests who came to eat at the seafood restaurant are almost gone. Xiao Taohong instructed Widow Sun: "Look at it, the guests at the table in the small private room only need staple food, while the guests leave early today, I will go to our vegetable field with Xiaohong to pick some fresh garlic." ”

Widow Sun nodded. Xiao Taohong and Xiaohong, one after the other, came to the vegetable field in the east of the village, but before they entered the field, Xiao Taohong saw a woman standing on the edge of Li Er's vegetable field from a distance. Because the moonlight was bright, Xiao Taohong vaguely felt that the woman looked like Jieyu, wearing ancient costumes, colorful and green, and there were two things like streamers around her waist, fluttering in the evening breeze.

"Female ghost!" Xiaohong screamed, and she hurriedly hid behind Xiaotaohong's body.

Xiaohong's call didn't matter, she scared Xiao Taohong, who was still calm, she dragged Xiaohong and ran back, and the two of them stumbled to the edge of the village, only then did they dare to look back, only to see that the woman she saw just now was still standing still, that is, she did not chase after them, nor did she run away.

Xiao Taohong wondered in her heart: Could it be that Jieyu is back? No, wow, if Jieyu really came back, she knew me very well in the past, so she shouldn't pretend not to know, if it wasn't for Jieyu coming back, if she was an outsider, why would she stand on the edge of Li Er's vegetable field? Could it be a fortuitous coincidence? It's said that the law of the devil can't be so coincidental, right? Say you've run into a ghost, right? It's impossible, the female ghosts on TV, all of them are wearing white clothes, swaying lightly in the wind, this woman tonight, she is obviously wearing flower clothes, red flowers and green hair, it seems that she is sad and sighing something, touching the scene, not like a ghost hurting people.

Little Peach wanted to be bold enough to go over and take a look, but Little Red had already been frightened, trembling all over, and even her voice had changed, no matter how hard Little Peach was encouraged, she just didn't dare to go forward, Little Peach was in a hurry, she was so frightened that she slipped out of the ground all of a sudden, just like an old sow sifting chaff.

There was really no way, Xiao Taohong stepped forward alone, boldly walked forward, she held the sickle for chopping garlic tightly in her hand, gritted her teeth and thought: Whether it is a person or a ghost, if you want to hurt me, I will give you a moment first, so that you can have a cold heart!

I don't know why, the woman noticed that the little peach was slowly approaching her, her body shook a few times, and she disappeared into the vast moonlight, and disappeared without a trace, do you think it's strange? (To be continued.) )