Liu San and Liu Si's wife fled home from the seafood restaurant in embarrassment, and she didn't give up. So he went to Widow Chen's orchard to make trouble. Coincidentally, I ran into Wang Er Mazi head-on. So he stopped him, stretched out his hand, and asked him for money.

Wang Er Mazi is a typical leather fence that does not leak soup. He smiled wickedly and asked, "What do you mean by reaching out?" Do you want to touch somewhere on my body? ”

"Get out of the way! As for your stinky stinky meat, who is rare? We came to ask you for money. Liu Si's wife leaned on an apple tree, looked at Wang Ermazi's pocket with straight eyes, and couldn't wait to reach out and take out the ticket in his pocket.

Wang Er Mazi didn't know if he really didn't understand, or pretended to be confused, stared at Liu Si's wife's plump breasts with his eyes, and asked, "Want money?" I don't remember the money I owe you? Why, in the past, you were allowed to take credit for that thing with others? ”

"Old immortal, don't you want to die? See if I don't tear your stinky mouth. Dare to pour dirty water on me and slander me? Today I fought with you! Liu Si's wife jumped up to Wang Er Mazi and reached out to tear his mouth.

Liu San's wife hurriedly grabbed Liu Si's wife's arm, pulled it back, and persuaded in her mouth: "Little aunt, what kind of anger do you have with an old bachelor?" He just doesn't have a doorkeeper on his lips, and he can't be brave for a moment and forget about our business. ”

"Mad dogs? Catch who bites whom? I just don't owe you money! Don't say that you didn't do anything, you just did it, and you didn't settle accounts with the autumn queen. Wang Er Mazi spat and gave a political lesson to the two women of the Liu family: "When Lao Tzu was young, he was very beautiful, and many girls circled around me, thinking of you two and other third-rate goods, you don't need money for nothing, and Lao Tzu is still lazy to take care of you." Hum! ”

Liu San's wife said: "I said Wang Er Mazi, the villagers, who doesn't know who." Isn't it? You're going to do the math in front of us. Seriously. The past is the past, and the present is the present. It doesn't matter if you were a hero or a king in the past, it's serious to face reality. To make a long story short, my mother-in-law and her old man, serving you so in vain and black, can't you serve in vain, right? There's got to be a saying, isn't it? Although my mother-in-law is honest, even if she is old, she can't give it for nothing. Besides, she's still earning you money. We won't mention the exact number, you can just look at it yourself. Be conscious. Save us from opening our mouths. ”

Wang Er Mazi muttered, "You two were originally here for this?" Why didn't you say it earlier? Asked me to guess the dumb riddle for a long time. Want money, don't you? ”

Liu San and Liu Si's wife nodded hurriedly.

"How much money do you two want? Give a good word. ”

Liu Si's wife was just about to open her mouth, but Liu San's wife covered her mouth. She hurriedly said: "It was said on TV that the price in those poor places has grown to 150,000. Although we are not so evil here, the money for the recent marriage has also grown to 58,000. I pondered, even if I calculated it in half, it would be the price of 25,000, plus other expenses. Giving 30,000 dollars is cheaper for you. ”

"Any other expenses?"

"Yes, you think, the banquet or something, it's also a small expense. Who told us to be villagers? Those red tape will be waived, take care of you, and give 30,000 yuan. Liu San's wife pretended to be down-to-earth and generous, and wanted to take the money and leave quickly.

"I asked. Are you two marrying a girl or selling a girl? Even if your mother-in-law marries me, even if I have money, I can't give you this money? Get. As long as you two admit that you have betrayed your mother, I will rely on you two, isn't it 30,000 yuan? I smash the pot and sell iron. ”

Liu San's wife was cunning and said with a smile: "Second Uncle Wang, don't say it so ugly, okay?" To give me a happy word, when will we get the money? ”

Although Wang Er Mazi is a bastard, he looked at the two bastard girls in front of him who were more bastards than him, and the anger in his stomach made his stomach almost explode. He simply came up with a more asshole trick. He smiled and said, "I think you two are crazy about money." Asking for money, huh? That's good wow. Which of you will come first? Whoever comes first will give her money. ”

Wang Er Mazi went to pull the two bastard girls in front of him with one hand, and untied his pants with the other.

The two women saw Wang Ermazi and hurriedly dodged. scolded and threatened: "Wow, Wang Er Mazi, isn't it a bad thing?" Watch us go back and go to the village to accuse you of misdeeds! Anyway, my mother-in-law can't make you happy in your arms! We'll see! ”

Wang Er Mazi wanted to let the wolf dog bite them, and the frightened two women farted and urinated, and ran away with a cry of heaven and earth.

Mrs. Liu listened to Wang Er Mazi tell the details of what happened. The face was frighteningly pale and terrifying. Two lines of old tears flowed down his cheeks. She trembled and begged, "Second brother, can you make less of it in front of my face in the future?" Where do you want my old face to go? Look at my two unfilial daughters-in-law, my dead heart is wow. ”

When the old lady thought of the sad place, she couldn't cry, she covered her cheeks with both hands, and cried very sadly. The miserable cry made people feel sad and made people cry when they heard it.

Sun Buer came, saw the old lady crying, and thought that Wang Er Mazi had done something sorry for the old lady, so he came over to criticize: "Wang Er Mazi, don't know what to do!" If I hadn't helped you honestly, the old lady would have taken a fancy to you? Hurry up and apologize to the old man and kowtow to apologize. Otherwise, I want you to believe it or not? Let the dog bite you! ”

"This 、、、、 this 、、、、、、" Wang Er Mazi rubbed his hands anxiously.

Mrs. Liu wiped a handful of tears and said with a crying voice: "I don't blame him for this." It was my two daughters-in-law who weren't things that made me sad. ”

"Second sister-in-law Liu?" Sun Buji asked.

"It's not her, it's the wife of the third and fourth old. Today I came to ask your second uncle for money, and they are going to sell me. ”

Mrs. Liu cried again as she spoke.

Sun Buji comforted: "Don't be sad. It's okay if they're not filial, aren't there still me and Liu's second sister-in-law? Besides, Second Uncle Wang is also very good to you. It's more than the top. They came to ask for money, and if they didn't give it to them, they couldn't be really angry with them. It's just like the dog has a few farts and it's over. ”

Li Erlai cheered up Mrs. Liu, and said indignantly: "What are you afraid of? There is no head in the world that I Li Er can't shave! Listen to me, you and Wang Er Mazi will go to register, and when the sky falls, I will stand on top of Li Er. It's the other two of them, whose world is the East Kidnapper? The people's world! If you don't believe it, you can't cure these two children of the eight kings. ”

In order to avoid suspicion, Mrs. Liu went home to live, in her own home. Sleep without getting dark. For fear of causing something wrong.

Wang Er Mazi always takes advantage of the night to come to the old lady's house to sit. At most, I will leave after dinner. Sometimes he just put down his job. It was not yet dark, and the old lady urged him to leave quickly. This made him a little unbearable. I thought that the old lady would stay at home for a night to go to the fire, but the old lady didn't agree, so the two of them pulled and pulled in the house, arguing quietly, one holding the other's hand and not letting go.

Suddenly, there was a sharp knock on the door, startling both of them.

It turned out that Liu San and Liu Si's wife came out of the orchard in embarrassment. I ran out for three miles, and I almost ran off my pants. Finally, there was no wolf dog coming up after listening. Only then did he sit on the earthen weir ridge and rest. The two of them gasped, and when they had enough gasping, they began to discuss how to deal with the matter in front of them, trying to find ways to get the money in Wang Ermazi's waist. The two of them discussed for a long time. Still don't get the point. In the end, Liu San's wife thought of a trick and said viciously: "He is unkind, don't blame us for being unjust, anyway, Wang Er Mazi is the king who eats the scales." If you don't give money, then we won't be polite to him, I think Lao Wang's eight lambs are not small, and they can't survive for a few days. He's going to release the water, and when the time comes, we'll go and catch the traitor!" After taking him, he asked for money. If he doesn't know how to lift, he will play hard with him and report to the officials to arrest people. sent to the office to be brought to justice, and I heard that if he was caught, he would be fined 5,000 yuan, which was enough for his old boy. ”

Liu Si's wife asked worriedly: "If he comes to a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water, what should he do?" ”

"Whatever, just get him in. Anyway, the penalty is more and the penalty is less, and it has nothing to do with the two of us. After the fines were paid, we kept them to pay the wages of those temporary workers, and we couldn't afford it. At most, the evil spirit will be satisfied. Liu San's wife seems to be unwilling.

In this way, the two women kept an eye on Wang Er Mazi's whereabouts all the time. God has eyes, and the strict defense finally paid off, and they saw Wang Er Mazi enter their mother-in-law's door, and after entering, they didn't come out until dark, which called the two women that happy, and finally caught it, so the two hurriedly called the police: "Police?" We have someone here who is prostituting, hurry up and arrest it, and if you catch it, you will be fined, and the specific address is 、、、、、、"

Liu San and Liu Si's wife, for fear that the police would make a mistake, and took the initiative to wait on the street, as soon as the police came, they led the way, the police went to knock on the door of Mrs. Liu's room, and they hid next to watch the excitement.

The policeman entered the old lady's room and asked, "Old man, who else is in your house?" ”

The old lady was afraid of the police, and was as frightened as the old sow sifting chaff, and replied in a trembling voice: "There are still 、、、、、 and 、、、、、."

The policeman followed the old lady's gaze and found Wang Er Mazi hiding in the bedroom wearing pants, grabbed him, and asked sharply, "What's it called?" Take out your ID card! ”

Wang Er Mazi didn't care about putting on his pants, so he hurriedly took out his ID card from his arms and handed it to the police uncle.

The police carefully checked Wang Ermazi's ID card and found no problem. He turned around and asked Mrs. Liu: "Old man, are you the owner of the house?" ”

Mrs. Liu pecked rice, and nodded vigorously.

"And what about your ID?" The officer asked.

The old lady touched it all over her body, but she didn't. I almost cried in a hurry.

Wang Er Mazi put on his clothes. The police had just returned his ID card, and he knew he was fine, so he calmed down a lot. He thought for a while and said, "Old woman, didn't you still use your ID card when we went to get the marriage certificate today?" It must be put together with the marriage certificate, and if you find the marriage certificate, won't the ID card be found? ”

The old lady hurriedly took out the marriage certificate that she had hidden in the afternoon from under the cabinet, and sure enough, the two certificates were together, and she shook her hands and handed over the documents to the police.

After carefully checking the authenticity of the two certificates, the police immediately stood up straight, raised their hands and saluted the old lady, which almost frightened the old lady to fall down.

"I'm sorry! Excuse me! The policeman saluted the old lady, went straight out of the room, and when he left, he turned around and gently closed the door for the old lady.

Liu Sanliu Si's wife came over and asked, "Why don't you arrest them when they do that shady thing?" No fines? ”

The policeman looked at the two women for a moment, and said coldly: "Slander and slander others is legally responsible, and then report to the false police, be careful that I arrest you!" ”

The two women looked at the old lady's closed door, and then at the distant police, stupidly stuck on the street! (To be continued.) )