Chapter 149

Lao Yu heard someone knocking on the door, and when he opened the door, he saw that it was Da Da and Lao Li Tou standing outside the door. Immediately put on a smiling face, put his hands in a polite posture, and said, "Please, please." ”

A few kind words passed, scratching his scalp and feeling at a loss. Where do you start? He pushed Lao Li Tou's arm, and Lao Li Tou pushed him back.

Lao Yu said: "Huge, when we were young, we often heard the old generation guess riddles, I said it, you can guess accurately, if you have something to say, if you can't guess accurately, you don't need to talk about it." ”

"Say it."

"Go up the mountain and go straight to the hook, go down the mountain and roll the Ryukyus, shake your head and bang, wash your face and don't comb your hair."

Lao Li raised his hand: "I said, I know"

"Okay, you say."

"The first sentence, going up the hill and going straight to the hook, is a dog. Rolling Ryukyu down the mountain, it is a hedgehog. Shaking the head of the head, it is a woodpecker, washing its face and not combing its hair, it is a cat. ”

"That's all right."

Pangda said, "Then let's get down to business." Lao Li Tou asked me to intercede this time, didn't the family matter in front of him make his nephew's Three Fort troublesome, he meant to see if this marriage could be continued? ”

Lao Yu shook his head lightly: "It's not easy to do, it's too difficult." Lao Yu said this, his eyes did not look at the huge, but looked at the big cardboard box containing medicine in the living room. His gaze kept on the cardboard box. I don't understand what it means to be old, what is the old box doing? Huge Duanxiang looks at the cardboard box containing the washing machine, nothing special, is the daughter-in-law hiding here? Impossible.

Seeing that he was huge, Lao Yu simply walked over, opened the box, took out a box of medicine from it, hummed a small song, set up Erlang's legs, carefully and carefully, and turned it over. Just look at the medicine, and don't squeak.

He didn't know what kind of medicine Lao Yu sold in the gourd, so he said directly: "Lao Yu, you don't need to play dumb riddles, if you have something to say, please say it directly." I'm still very busy at home, and I have to deal with the scallops and clams, so why don't you two discuss it first, get a preliminary opinion, and we'll discuss it again later. ”

Lao Yu was very happy this time, and immediately replied: "Okay." Okay. Your seafood restaurant is busy with business, so it is natural to take the first step. I was also busy with my feet touching the ground, and I was busy going from village to house and selling medicines. Nan Guizi's widow Sun asked for 3,000 yuan of goods, so I had to send it to her, and the old comrade was anxious and anxious to use it. ”

"Widow Sun?" Lao Li's eyes lit up, did he also want to find the Lord to enjoy the second spring? Old and noncommittal, it is really people's hearts are not ancient. The spring tide is surging. When people have money, they have a lot to do. This is called being full of warmth and leisure, and there is nothing to do with cold and hunger.

Huge stands up to go. Lao Li Tou got up with a "snort" and blocked his way. Pointing to the cardboard box, he said, "Old Yu, let's make it clear, don't you just buy all these medicines left over from last time!" ”

After a huge flute. Only then did he understand that Lao Yu sang that he was selling medicine. No wonder I keep looking at the medicine box, why didn't I think of it. Old Yu, old Yu, you kid is scheming. It's really a ghost's eye.

Lao Yu came over and pulled him to sit down, and persuaded: "Boss Pang, my good brother, how much money you make, it's not at this moment. Help people to the end, send people home, can't I treat them after the thing is done? ”

Huge understanding, I thought to myself: Dare to ask me to set up seedlings, and make Lao Li Tou, an old fool, buy medicine. Older than you, a cunning old fox, in the name of introducing girls, in fact, selling health products. This trick is yin enough! Coaxing old guys round and round. It was so large that it was even suspicious that the young ladies in front of him were a set up by Lao Yu, so that Lao Li Tou plunged into it. But this is just speculation, not true.

Huge asked Lao Li Tou: "Does this count?" ”

"Count."

"Well, one hand of money and one hand of goods. When will it be processed? ”

"Of course, the sooner the better, saving more dreams at night. The young ladies last time, if they didn't change their minds, the widow of the grandson of the southern kidnapper would be able to make do with it. ”

Lao Yu followed up: "This is not Boss Pang here, let's make the ugly words clear, this medicine is your voluntary purchase, not my coercion and temptation." What was the last time you went back to your house, what was the Three Fort called? What a good girl, slender and tall, with a white face, that condition is much stronger than Lao Cuihua! was discussing the matter of registration, but the result was that the three forts were called to carry sticks and drove the people away. I don't have the face to call people anymore. In any case, you have to testify, whether it is to introduce the widow of Nan Guizi or the woman in front of you. First of all, we must ensure the safety of people's lives, you haven't seen the three forts that day, it's almost fatal. ”

Huge said: "Let's take it step by step, first solve your medicine, liberate you from this medicine, you have the kung fu to run errands for Lao Li Tou." These two are hanging, moving forward together, and in the end, which one is suitable for us to decide, do you think this arrangement will work? Huge turned around to ask for Lao Litou's opinion.

Lao Li Tou was fascinated by the ghost, looking for a daughter-in-law, and when he heard that the two women were at his disposal, of course he was happy, and immediately grabbed the huge hand, and said excitedly: "What do you say, let's do it, listen to your arrangement." ”

Lao Yu asked, "This medicine?" ”

"I buy it. In this way, I asked Boss Pang to carry the medicine for me and go back with me to get the money. How much does it cost? Is it okay to be cheaper? "Lao Li Tou has improved a lot and learned to bargain.

Lao Yu waved his hand: "Fifteen thousand, okay?" ”

Lao Li nodded in agreement. Lao Yu sat and waited at home, didn't work hard, and came back with a huge medicine box. He put the box on the ground and handed over 15,000 yuan to Lao Yu.

Lao Yu carefully checked the money, it was all real, and it was not ambiguous, he took out ten hundred-yuan bills, handed them to the huge hand, and said, "You have worked hard, you will accept this thousand yuan." ”

Huge was afraid that there would be fraud in it, so he played a trick and said with a smile: "Even if it is the meal fee at noon today." Ask a few people to come over and have a big meal at the seafood restaurant. ”

Lao Yu nodded and kicked the big cardboard box with his foot: "How good is this thing to give directly to the old guy, what are you doing when you get it back?" ”

"Just in case you need it next time."

"This road is not easy to walk, this bowl of rice is not delicious, your godfather is too fast, I have few sales, I plan to stop it." Lao Yu shook his head vigorously.

is older than a treat, and naturally Eryingzi is indispensable. In order to alleviate the conflict, he personally went to the Kidnapper Hotel to invite the donkey and Wufeng to a banquet. The two of them excused themselves a little, and when they saw the old man, they came to invite them sincerely, it was not good to excuse themselves too much, they couldn't get a treat, and the two of them knew the ancient precepts of the master. As a gesture, the donkey took out two boxes of good cigarettes and a bottle of good wine in his arms. Lao Yu smiled faintly, but he didn't stop it, so he led the two of them in front of him and stepped into the seafood restaurant lightly.

Lao Yu also called Li Er to accompany him. Li Er didn't dare to shirk it, so he came to participate alone, and he also brought cigarettes and alcohol. Between eating and drinking, Li Er learned that many of these situations were not quite right, but he was also embarrassed to point them out directly. It's none of your business, hang high. As for Lao Li Tou buying so many health care products, he didn't say a word. During the banquet, he only said some auspicious words, or he bowed his head and remained silent. Da Da asked him to say a few words, he just smiled, blindly pushed out and said: "My cousin and I are close relatives, with his old man present, I am a junior, I am really not qualified to talk nonsense, it is better to eat more crabs, and climb faster with more legs!" But this time, Li Er made an amazing discovery. He found that the donkey's mannerisms and actions, whether it were his temper, face, mouth, eyebrows, were somewhat similar to those of the old Li Tou sitting next to him. He secretly thought in his stomach: The mother of this leather donkey had a few days of marriage with Lao Li Tou, this leather donkey, shouldn't it be Lao Li Tou's species? This thought flashed in his heart, and he put away his thoughts, grinning and coping with the persuasion of others, and no longer thought about this strange and absurd idea. Until he finally came out of the seafood restaurant with the group, he never revealed his new discovery to anyone.

Widow Sun was dressed neatly, and accompanied by Lao Yu, she came to the seafood restaurant on a blind date. You may want to ask, should the blind date go to Lao Li Tou's house, how to change it to a hotel? You don't know, the last time Lao Li went on a blind date, called his nephew three forts to beat away the blind date girls, in order to avoid similar incidents from happening again, Lao Yu set the blind date location in the seafood building, unknowingly changed the place, the three forts are no longer things, and they dare not go to the restaurant to make trouble in public places. As long as the two old guys don't have a big opinion, as soon as noon passes, they will take a taxi in the afternoon to go to the street office to register, as long as the marriage certificate is in hand, everything will be fine. If you get married at such an age, you don't have to go through the procedures of young people, let alone beat gongs and drums and set off firecrackers. After a night, dawn, the three forts will make trouble again, it will definitely be useless, raw rice is cooked and matured, no matter how capable he is, can he return the rice into rice?

The blind date went very smoothly, and it was the same as the last time, when I had just discussed going to register in the afternoon, there were bursts of men's scolding outside the door. Not good! The troublemakers are coming again. Someone scolded and scolded and broke into the hotel, everyone didn't understand what was going on, the people rushed over and lifted the table, "bang" sounded, the dishes and bowls fell to the ground, smashed them, crabs and prawns, rolling all over the ground, vegetable water and seafood soup, the people were full of faces, Lao Yu wiped the vegetable soup on his face with his hands, took down a clam lying on his shoulder and took a look, and then fell to the ground hard, pointing at the person who came and scolded: "What a turtle grandson, Lao Tzu is a treat, you dare to lift the table, see how you Grandpa Yu cleans you up!" He took out the phone and told his son: "Your father called someone to beat him in the seafood restaurant, come a few people, and beat him to death!" (To be continued......)