Chapter 150
Li Er had already taken precautions in his thoughts, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he took a step sideways and escaped this catastrophe. When he looked closely, it was not the Third Fort that was making trouble this time, but his father's old Fort.
Lao Yu grabbed Lao Li's hand and shouted: "Lao Litou, I said that your daughter-in-law can't be found, you don't believe it." Last time, his son beat people with a stick, and almost killed the girl outside, but this time it was even more dangerous, and he went to sloppy and replaced it with a wolf, and even the table was lifted. He stepped forward and pulled Widow Sun: "Look at it, look at it!" This garment, this shoe, this sock. When I came to the table, I had just changed into a new dress, and I had more than 2,000 trousers and gowns. I got a clam and seafood soup, and when you smell it, it smells so bad and smelly, it's all scrapped. ”
Widow Sun's face was full of anger, and she started a fire at Lao Yu: "Surnamed Yu, what kind of ghost are you playing blowing the lamp?" Where is this to ask me to get married, it's obviously playing with my mother. I've lived most of my life, and for the first time I heard that the blind date lifted the dinner table, isn't it a big joke? It's also a kiss, and it's a! Buy me new clothes tomorrow and we'll get over this, or I'll be done with you. She pointed to Lao Li Tou and his younger brother Lao Fort and scolded: "What kind of toys are they, toads and rats, three indiscriminate!" I still want to find a daughter-in-law, let's find his mother's son and grandson! ”
The old fort jumped to his feet and scolded Widow Sun for a few words, making Widow Sun's face black and purple, almost dying here, struggling out of the hotel, scolding all the way to the south.
Although Widow Sun is gone, the old fort still does not give up. He took a step forward, stretched out his hand and pulled his brother's neck collar forward, pushed it back hard, and then let go, Lao Li couldn't hold his footsteps, kicked back two or three steps, stepped on the clam skin and slipped it, and sat on the ground with his feet. The old battery pointed at him and said, "Have you seen it?" This bear-like chaff-hearted old man, the loess has been buried on the top of his head. Maybe I won't be able to get up tomorrow morning, and I will eat the pills that stretch out my legs and stare at me, and I will cry out for my life. I don't know which pack of rat poison I ate and died of myrrh, and I became a daughter-in-law fan, and when I met someone, I asked someone to introduce him to a girl, which directly became a piece of his heart. Look at him, just his body, this year, looking for a girl to enter the house, isn't it just watching? I can't do that. It's just a crazy old bastard. ”
After the old fort scolded his brother, he began to curse everyone present: "Look at you guys, what are these things!" Li Er pestered Xiao Taohong in his early years, and he didn't pull her down until he entangled her to death. In the first two years, Liu Xueyin, the huge wife on the Goota had enough, kicked back, and then started to play the huge little wife. When he saw Li Erqi crooked his nose, he began to scold: "It looks like a winter melon." The crooked melons and cracked dates were launched, and he took the bulldozer in the village to get women, and bought the money from the road maintenance fee into a mobile phone and gave it to the young lady. Now I open a bullshit seafood restaurant, specializing in pimping coffins like my brother. Don't do a little good thing. ”
The old fort turned his finger and pointed at Eryingzi and Lao Yu: "Look at this pair of adulterers and adulteresses, pretending to be serious on the surface, and secretly hooking up." I think I don't know, Master Li? I'm standing on the roof of my bungalow to dry my sticks and see the shameless deeds of you two clearly. Plain. There is also a boy from the Pi family, who sticks it on my brother, why do you want to recognize your father? Your mother was my sister-in-law back then. Remarrying to the Pi family with a big belly, you want to enter the gate of the Li family and come to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, don't you? I've got to nod my head to do it, huh! ”
Wufeng stepped forward and asked, "Your brother wants to find a wife to serve his life, why do you object?" He has a wife who can ease your burden. ”
"There's money at stake here. I wonder if you guys are really stupid or fake? You don't know wow. He pointed to the old Li Tou sitting on the ground and explained: "At his age, he didn't even have a letter when he said he died, and there was no warning. Suddenly stretched his legs, who did his money belong to? And to whom does his house belong? It stands to reason that it belongs to our family's three forts. The heir to his property is my son, and even the land compensation plus the house is more than a million dollars. Aren't those women outside trying to marry him for the house and money? Have you ever thought about it, he wants to find a young girl, as soon as he dies, he will leave the money and the house to the girl to enjoy, haven't we waited in vain all these years? I can't inherit things and money, so what hope do I have for my son's three forts? ”
"Oh, your father and son, usually don't care about him, just wait for him to die and inherit his money and house?"
"Isn't that right? Just waiting can wait for that day, but in fact, there is no hurry. But if he wants to find a daughter-in-law, he has to write a contract with me first, and transfer the money and house to my son's third fort before he can be allowed to find a wife again. Want to move the house and money to outsiders, and there is no door? ”
Li Er said: "Old Fort, your theory doesn't work." It is unreasonable not to provide for the elderly, just waiting for the inheritance of property after death. If you usually provide for the elderly and serve him thoughtfully, it is understandable that the old man will inherit his property after his death. ”
Wufeng said: "If you don't live or die, you won't be buried, and you're not qualified to ask for that money and building." ”
The old battery glared: "He is my brother, how I treat him is our housework." You guys don't know what to do, you try to steal my brother's property, one by one they are vying to lick his ass, and they are vying to give him a godson willingly, don't you want to pay for him? There is a good person in this house, but unfortunately he is still lame. ”
Li Er, Dafang, Lao Yu, and Leather Donkey, four people, made a look at each other, shouted, rushed forward together, dragged the old fort to the ground, punched and kicked hard, and the old fort cried for his father and mother, and howled like a pig. After the beating, Li Er shouted: "The women turn around." The four men stood in four directions, east, west, north and south, opened their pants, took out their second shopkeepers, and fired a water gun at the old fort, seeing that the old fort was almost there, everyone ignored him and walked out of the seafood building one after another. Huge also went upstairs to rest, just waiting for the old fort to get out of the way and clean up the mess.
Lao Li got up from the ground, regardless of whether his younger brother Lao Fort was alive or dead, slowly walked back to Lao Yu's house, and asked Lao Yu: "What should I do next?" ”
Old Yu Duanxiang and Lao Li were old for a long time, knowing that he was still worried about the girl's affairs. Helplessly, he persuaded him: "Old Li Tou, don't mention the daughter-in-law's affairs, it's not easy to do." After kissing twice, both times made your family break up unhappily. We really don't dare to take care of your family affairs anymore. If you guys help you again, the two of you will have to fight with us! To do this, you have to wipe the off of your house. ”
Lao Yu said: "The marriage law makes it very clear that they can inherit property only after you die, and now this situation is that the three forts wish you died soon, and if you die one day earlier, he will inherit your property one day earlier." In my opinion, you might as well go home, hang yourself on the beam of the roof with a rope, and follow their wishes. Look at you, at the critical moment, you don't even let out a fart, good guy, you asked the old battery to scold a few of us good students, why didn't you jump out and say a fair word at that time? If you want to hug the old lady, but you don't want to offend people, how can there be such a good thing in the world? Go back, first negotiate with your nephew Three Fort about the family property. Besides, your money and house problems can't be adjusted, find a young girl, after three or five years, you stretch your legs and try to make a profit, what should you do if you leave a woman? At that time, you couldn't walk, you didn't have a house to live in, you didn't have money to eat, aren't you a cheat? At that time, you are dead, I can't die Wow, people will come to me crying and crying, and tell me what to do? At that time, I sat on wax, and I didn't do anything that hurt heaven and reason. ”
Lao Li Tou said: "I'll go home and settle my side, you can't be idle, contact the widows and grandchildren, and be ready to register at any time." ”
Lao Yu waved his hand impatiently and told Lao Li to leave quickly. He said in his heart: "Registration? Returning a grandchild? Go to the ball, hold your head and play with the eggs, and dream about it! Nowadays, this old lady is worth more than the big girl, no money and no house, widow Sun said registration, you open the pot and let her pee inside, she is still lazy to take off her pants, let alone register, it's a fool's dream! said that his daughter-in-law was a fan, which was really right. If it weren't for those medicines, Lao Tzu would be lazy to pee on your pot! ”
As soon as Lao Li Tou returned home, the Third Fort came to the door and asked Lao Li Tou for 2,000 yuan, saying that he would see a doctor for his father. Before leaving, he also said: "Uncle, you feel that you are not in good health, tell me earlier." If you want to hang yourself, you can't climb up, I'll pick you up, guys, if you encounter difficulties, I can't help you. If you want to drink pesticides, the commissary has them, but I remind you that when you buy medicine, don't say that you buy medicine to drink it and commit suicide, if you want to say that, the agency will not sell it to you. If it is said to kill insects and use crops, people are willing to sell it, listen clearly and remember? ”
Lao Li trembled with anger, bent down to pick up the sitting Maza, and wanted to beat his nephew the three forts. The three forts were not afraid at all, and threw the two thousand yuan in their hands with a loud noise, and laughed higher than the sound of a donkey, and walked away.
Lao Yu's son is not a fuel-efficient lamp, with a few bald boys, came to the seafood restaurant, grabbed the old fort that had just gotten up from the ground to leave, opened the bow left and right, and slapped him twice in the face, and said viciously: "Old coffin, you dare to smash your Yu Ye's field, you are fat enough." Take 8,000 yuan to compensate for the loss, or I will call the police, and even the police will be fined, and the police station will not be able to deal with it easily. Say! Public or private? Don't lose money, Lao Tzu asked someone to cripple your son! Three Forts went to the Phoenix Ballroom to skate at the Phoenix Ballroom to find Miss, and I cleaned him up, and there was a chance. ”
Lao Forts has long heard that Lao Yu's son is not doing his job outside, as if he has joined some gang, collecting accounts for others and extortion, he is a stakeholder and a master who wants money and does not want to die. At that time, I was scared, and obediently agreed to pay 8,000 yuan. Lao Yu's son kicked him twice in the stomach again and escorted him home to get the money. That's not all, Lao Yu's son also ordered him to compensate for the broken plates and bowls in the seafood building, and the old fort did it one by one, not daring to disobey at all, in order to keep his son safe. Such a father is vicious to his brother and protects his son in every way, people, how can I say it. (To be continued......)