"Bang dang!" One of the flasks fell to the ground and shattered instantly.

"Liu Zhuang!" Yan Qingliang showed her female power and yelled at Liu Qiang, "Who asked you to put the flask on my right hand?" ”

"You're all on the left, where else can I put it?" Liu Zhuang shouted.

"Then you can't wait?" Yan Qingliang widened her eyes even more.

"Didn't you ask me to bring it?" Liu Zhuang still tried to reason.

"I told you to bring it, but I didn't make you clumsy." Obviously, Yan Qingliang was not ready to reason with Liu Zhuang, "I've never seen someone as stupid as you." ”

"Good, good! I'm stupid! Okay, right? Liu Zhuang didn't argue anymore, he used the "Turtle School Qigong" that had been tried and tested in recent days, and asked Yan Qingliang to vent the nameless fire, in order to get a clean ear.

Unexpectedly, Yan Qingliang saw Liu Zhuang's tired look, and she was even more annoyed: "What about genius?" Shit! When I met you, I also fell into mold for eight lifetimes. It's because of you that this real yàn can't be done well. ”

"Huh?" Liu Zhuang straightened up suddenly. But he hesitated, and still began to shrink the turtle. Anyway, Yan Qingliang's tutor is good, and he can't scold anything out of line, so it's not lethal!

Seeing that Liu Zhuang was still ignoring himself, Yan Qingliang's "small universe" immediately exploded.

"What? Know that your heart is empty? Do you know how much effort it took me? You're going to pay anyway. Right! Don't you have a lot of money? I'll let you pay! ……”

Now Liu Zhuang is nagging Yan Qingliang no matter how he is, and he takes it all as a deaf ear. And Yan Qingliang is also very warlike today, and her words are as continuous as the waves of the river.

“…… Just know how to fall in love. Or just talk about it? I don't know whose girl is so stupid that she can take a fancy to a person like you. ”

"Huh!" Liu Zhuang couldn't hold back any longer. You can insult your brother in your dreams, but you can't insult your brother's sister's eyes? And seeing Liu Zhuang mentioning his spirits, Yan Qingliang's eyes were also shining, and she looked eager to try, and she was ready for the upcoming quarrel carnival.

"Big sister! Can I be blamed for this? If there is a lack of instruments, it can only be measured indirectly, plus it has to be calculated. That's all, it's okay to be troublesome, but how much does the error increase? How can this be accurate? You're an associate professor who doesn't even know this, do you? In the end, Liu Zhuang relented and decided to reason with Yan Qingliang again.

Yan Qingliang was already ready to go, but she didn't expect Liu Zhuang to still use cotton skills, and this strength couldn't be used all of a sudden, so she almost suffocated her from internal injuries. In a hurry, Yan Qingliang could only make trouble unreasonably, she shouted at Liu Zhuang: "Don't call me eldest sister!" ”

"Alright then!" Liu Zhuang shrugged his shoulders, "Beautiful! ”

"Did you shout Liangliang?" Yan was so angry that the tip of her nose turned red.

"Calm down! Calm down! Liu Zhuang pressed down with both hands and made a calm movement, "You are under too much pressure and too demanding of yourself." So you need enlightenment now, you need a psychological guru. Otherwise, you'll get a little pimple on your face. ”

"Poof!" Yan Qingliang was happy all of a sudden, but then she found out that something was wrong, and immediately shouted, "You just have a small pimple on your face." ”

"You see, you see. I smiled a little just now, aren't you in a much happier mood? Liu Zhuang seems to have changed into a psychiatrist, "Fortunately, I am here, just right to enlighten you." You have to cooperate with the treatment, what I am best at is chicken soup for the soul. ”

Yan Qingliang was completely surrounded by Liu Zhuang, and she asked strangely, "What is chicken soup for the soul?" ”

"It's a very advanced psychological treatment, and it's very complex. Let's just tell you about it! Chicken Soup for the Soul is actually listening to stories. Just a fool, listening to a story that he thinks makes sense and inspires his life, he feels that his soul is soothed, as delicious as drinking chicken soup. After that, he was actually a fool. ”

"Giggles!" Yan Qingliang was amused by Liu Zhuang all of a sudden.

And Liu Zhuang still said with a stern expression: "Don't believe it yet." That's true. Otherwise, I'll tell you a story! ”

Seeing Yan Qingliang's expression of interest, Liu Zhuang sneered in his heart, and then said: "Once upon a time, there lived an old grandfather and a little girl at the foot of the mountain. solemnly declare: This little girl is not called beautiful! ”

As soon as she heard Liu Zhuang tell the story, Yan Qingliang felt very bad with her intuition. Hearing that Liu Zhuang dared to say the word "beautiful", the tips of Yan Qingliang's little tiger teeth began to shine.

But Liu Zhuang ignored Yan Qingliang's gritted teeth, and he continued: "The old man asked the little girl to chop wood, but the axe given to her was blunt. However, the little girl was lazy, and she thought: "Hurry up and chop wood?" I won't sharpen the axe......"

"Sharpen the knife and don't cut firewood by mistake!" Yan Qingliang read out the words one by one, and then asked viciously, "Little Zhuangzi!" What are you talking about fairy tales? ”

Liu Zhuang immediately pretended to be very surprised, and asked, "Have you heard of this chicken soup for the soul?" ”

"Who hasn't heard of it?" Yan Qingliang became more and more fierce.

"That's right." Liu Zhuang pretended to suddenly realize again, "I'm still a fool after hearing it!" Wha-! ”

"Good! You dare to call me a fool! Yan Qingliang was so angry that she was about to do it.

"Not a fool." Liu Zhuangyi said rhetorically, "It's a stupid big sister!" Wha-! ”

The real yàn room immediately turned into a chase field, and Yan Qingliang chased Liu Zhuang relentlessly. But Liu Zhuang is quite flexible, and he uses the tables and chairs in the real room to constantly dodge, which just makes Yan Qingliang one step behind. made Liu Zhuang almost happy to death, and Yan Qingliang was almost angry to death. The room was filled with laughter and slapstick.

……

"Ahem!"

Suddenly there were a few coughs at the door. Liu Zhuang and Yan Qingliang immediately stopped fighting, and were surprised to find that there were already a few people standing at the door.

Yan Qingliang's face suddenly turned red to the base of her neck, she straightened her messy hair, bowed respectfully to the person in the lead, and greeted, "Director Huang!" ”

Liu Zhuang also saluted: "Professor Huang! ”

It was Huang Songhu, the director of the Department of Mechanical Engineering, who came. The current Huang Songhu is also embarrassed, he just saw this pair of young men and women fighting, and it is a pair of teachers and students, and Yan Qingliang's father is ......, hey! It's still rare to be confused!