Chapter 229: Hilarious and Happy
Although he couldn't get the best schedule and schedule, with the continuous publicity and the audience's confidence in Xiao Ran, including the funny trailer released before, it was enough to make the audience enter the cinema willingly.
Therefore, in the end, the first-day box office results of "East Becomes West" are not inferior to "The Legend of Su Can", both of which are box office results in the early 50 million, which shocked many neutral theater companies.
The day after the release of "East Becomes West", almost all newspapers and the Internet were discussing the film, and the funny Cheng dù was named the funniest movie in the past two decades!
Many lines in the movie have been talked about by netizens.
For example, Hong Qigong's funny Cheng dù is very strong, and his lines when he committed suicide were ridiculed by many netizens: "God is jealous of talents!" It's the last day of my generation of beautiful men, Hong Qi's survival, and I absolutely can't accept the blow of this lovelorn ......"
Many lovelorn netizens replaced Hong Qi with their own name to express their pain.
There are also the beggar gang leaders who guess how to win rock-paper-scissors, and the gang leader who claims to be the cleanest and snow-white beggar gang......
Of course, what is indispensable is Zhou Botong played by Xiao Xiao: "If it weren't for your master's adherence to the old rules, I would have been your master and wife a long time ago!" ”
And Xiao Ran's Ouyang Feng and Liu Kui's Duan Huangye are also classics, and they can't be said one by one.
But this also caused that in addition to the publicity effect arranged by Xiao Ran, many netizens basically took the initiative to promote this movie, which also led many viewers to be curious to go to the cinema to see what the spoof type of martial arts movie was like!
So after the third day of the release of "East Becomes West", it basically began to be full, and the cinemas under several Yida Cinema Line basically couldn't buy tickets. Seeing this situation, other neutral theaters have given good schedules to "East Becomes West". in order to be able to earn more.
In the end, the box office situation in the first week, "The Legend of Su Can", which was released first, exceeded 150 million box office in the first four days with strong publicity. But the total box office can't even break through 200 million in a week, which means that from the fifth day, it has already received the fluctuating impact of the hit screening of "East Becomes West......
However, "East Becomes West" is getting more and more fierce, and in the end, the box office has reached 250 million in the end, and the attendance rate is still unabated, even if all kinds of evaluations are stronger than "The Legend of Su Can".
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Nine o'clock in the evening, Yanjing Emperor Road, eight-star cinema.
This is a neutral movie theater, and originally a week ago, the nine o'clock time was basically the release of "The Legend of Su Can". But the current staff reflected that when watching "The Legend of Su Can", many viewers tried to scold in the screening room.
The reason is that although most of the martial arts in this "The Legend of Su Can" are good, many literary dramas are basically messed up, and even if the character of Su Can is put on the name of Huang Feihong, the whole movie will remain unchanged.
Although the name Su Can is not as loud as Huang Feihong now, many viewers have heard of Su Qier's name, and now seeing that this movie has been changed to look like this, a popular rock singer has been found to play the protagonist Su Can, and this guy is not only very popular. There is basically no acting skills at all!
This is also the most criticized problem in this movie, Xiao Ran also hates this kind of behavior very much on this issue, it is understandable for singers to make cameo appearances as actors, but many characters know that they can't control it. But for the sake of money, he still chooses to go next, and ruins a drama by the way, such a singer and actor really ask for money and shamelessness.
This is the biggest problem in the literary drama of "The Legend of Su Can". That is, the plot is unreasonable, and the level of the male protagonist is not good. Another point is that the movie has a lot of didactic lines, but it is not as profound as the Wong Fei Hung series. As a result, it is a bit of a pretend posture, but it makes the audience hate it, and it can be said that the watch of this movie is basically a fight scene.
But even if it is a fight scene, it is not as good as the Wong Fei Hung series, so the audience naturally doesn't buy it.
And now the golden time of the nine o'clock file has been arranged for Xiao Ran's "East Becomes West", and the people who buy tickets are very enthusiastic, the scale of this eight-star cinema is not small, and the three halls add up to more than 1,000 seats, but at this time they are basically full.
"The trick is good martial arts, the eighteen palms can be used to lower the dragon with one force, showing great majesty, how many men are really heroes? Who are the big heroes...... I don't seem to understand, I ask a few people in the world who are absolutely outstanding, north, south, west and east, don't go to the top white or follow the red ......"
At the beginning of the movie, Xiao Ran combined the lyrics of the two versions of "Who is the Big Hero" to write, although the lyrics of this song are relatively simple, but the melody is very pleasant and moving, which is more level than many so-called brainwashing songs.
"The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has the magical powers of the East Evil and the West Poison Southern Emperor and the Northern Beggar, I believe that their heroic deeds are already familiar to everyone, but the story of their youth, everyone may not know, now what we want to talk about is the absurd deeds of their youth, don't be too excited, it may make you startled......"
In this world, "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" is a novel published by Xiao Ran in "Minbao", which was serialized at the beginning of the year and finally published, and now at least more than 100 million readers have read this novel through various channels, so Xiao Ran, as the author himself, used his own voice to open the opening lines of the movie "East Becomes West"!
"Xiao Ran has introduced, Ouyang Feng has rebelled!"
"It's so good!"
"This Xiao Ran's toad skill is really a bunker!"
"Xiao Ran's Chaoshan dialect is also very dramatic......"
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As soon as he appeared, there was a big scene of fighting, Ouyang Feng played by Xiao Ran rebelled, and he spoke the local Chaoshan dialect of Nanyue with the adulterous concubine played by the famous actor Liu Yan, which made people just want to laugh!
Then the third princess played by Tang Yun was chased and intercepted by Ouyang Feng on the way to hunting, but the sea could not be sent out, which immediately caused laughter from the audience, and as a result, an accident successfully blew up the adulterous concubine, and finally the third princess escaped.
But in this process, the toad magic skill of Ouyang Feng's self-destructive image played by Xiao Ran made the audience burst into laughter.
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"Xiao Xiao's Zhou Botong appeared, and the funniest part I saw in the trailer is this paragraph."
"Is Xiao Ran mistaken? It's not enough to spoil your image like this, and your sister won't let it go? ”
"It's just a movie, if you don't reverse it like this, where is it funny? People are sacrificing for art......"
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In the next plot of Dali, Emperor Duan and the ancestors and grandchildren of Emperor Taishang communicated, and there were foreign texts in the middle, which made people laugh again.
And Huang Yaoshi, his little sister, and Hong Qi all appeared separately.
Of course, the funniest thing is that Hong Qi, played by Lei Xiaolong, committed suicide by falling out of love, and as a result, he smashed Ouyang Feng off the cliff, and then Hong Qi asked Ouyang Feng to kill him, but every time Xiao Ran appeared, he was knocked down by Hong Qi......
Seeing that Ouyang Feng played by Xiao Ran shot three times and twice but couldn't beat Hong Qi, and was deeply deceived and hurt physically and mentally, a tear of grief flowed out, which immediately made the audience laugh again......
Then Ouyang Feng tried all his methods, including using the invincible poisonous king bee given by the national teacher to hurt himself, planning to drill the tunnel to assassinate but hit the granite, and inserted him with a knife, but the tip of the knife fell again, and when he was sucked into the tip of the knife by Hong Qi, he swallowed a handful of five poisonous powder, and finally hung two fat sausages on his face, and the two of them only came to an inn in order to seek medical treatment, but they didn't expect everyone to come.
In order to help Wang Chongyang avenge the assassination of the third princess, Zhou Botong used the Sanhua Gathering Divine Skill to make himself nervous, and there was a burst of laughter from the audience, and then Huang Yaoshi, who regarded Emperor Duan as a flower thief, was seen by him that there were three sixes in his heart, so Emperor Duan forced him to say three times I love you!
Because as long as he sincerely says I love you three times, Emperor Duan can be an immortal.
However, Huang Yaoshi still refused to say, and Emperor Duan only pretended to be a singer to sing a cliché: "A dress does not have to be a famous brand, it is natural and chic, it is really magnificent, and the hair dancing with the wind is really wonderful, and every gesture is styled!" That's what handsome...... The mainstream of leisure, you are today's new generation, the most cheerful careless, the most refreshing laughing and scolding without saying a word, going alone and alone everywhere, laughing every day and laughing every day, who in the world can see better than you...... Don't pretend, don't take advantage of the excitement and don't come nonsense, you are the founder of a new generation......"
then used the time of a song to make Huang Yaoshi faint, thus hallucinating, and Huang Yaoshi hallucinated that Duan Huangye was the third princess, and also sang a Cantonese song "Be Right Acacia Yan" to confess to him!
In his previous life, Xiao Ran remembered that this song was improvised by Huang Yaoshi's actor brother Zhang Guorong at the scene, but both the melody and lyrics are considered to be of the highest level, and it can be seen that whether it is movies or music, he is a talent......
Then Huang Yaoshi choked on the smoke of ascending to immortal, and only said I love you twice, and Emperor Duan still had a head left, and he was kicked as a ball by Zhou Botong and a few people!
"I can't stand Director Liu Kui's women's clothes, it's so ecstatic!"
"No wonder Senior Brother Lei Xiaohu was stunned by vomiting, who can stand it!"
"It's really nonsensical to use human heads as footballs to kick, and even the gods have come out, but why is it so funny!"
While watching, the audience began to discuss enthusiastically after bursting into laughter, and the scene was extremely lively, in fact, this scene was also laughing when it was filmed on the spot, so Xiao Ran also thought of this place The audience will definitely laugh, so there is this place in the trailer.
and Hong Qi took Ouyang Feng to leave the inn first, but met Huang Yaoshi's little sister at the tea house, that is, Hong Qi's cousin who fell in love and made him fall out of love.
And the plot of Ouyang Feng, played by Xiao Ran, with two fat sausages and then teaching Hong Qi how to make a girl with his eyes, once again made the audience laugh loudly, but in the end, Hong Qi also chose to confess with singing! (To be continued......)