As the saying goes, everyone has a book that is difficult to read. Li Er's current review of this scripture is not very easy to read. And the small pink is the hair of the childhood sweetheart. Pardonable. Right? Zhang Fengxian didn't care about him. Liu Xueyin is automatic door-to-door delivery. There was no incident in the east window. The incident could not be light. But this time, a young woman came to the door with her child, shouting to recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors. Smoke the seven orifices of Zhang Fengxian's qi. Immediately lay on the bed, did not eat or drink for a day, and turned the little peach around in a hurry. I had to call Li Er and go home quickly to persuade Zhang Fengxian.

As soon as Li Er entered the house, Xiao Zhuohong counted him down: "My dear brother, how did you do it, eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and now you have this whole thing of recognizing your ancestors and returning to your ancestors." Can I call my sister, how can I come to this scene for you? ”

Li Er said: "What kind of field is the garden? I am a dignified seven-foot man, dare to do it. Yes is yes, no is no, Lao Tzu is so big, is he the master who is afraid of things? . ”

"I know you're not afraid of things, but if you really obey you, can't you? Let's go first and see how my sister passes this level, it's never too late to blow it. Xiao Taohong ran a few steps into the house, and whispered in Zhang Fengxian's ear: "He's here, see what to do, I'll listen to your orders." ”

Li Er reached out and touched Zhang Fengxian's forehead and said, "Isn't this a fever?" Why do you say on the phone that she has a high fever? Blind report of military information,. ”

Zhang Fengxian sat up violently and said sadly: "Who said I have a fever? I'm in a panic, guarding your sister, tell me what's going on with that kid? Let's make it clear, we don't have anything, if you can't say it clearly, I'm not done with you! ”

Li Eryi stretched his hand: "Take it, take the child out and I'll take a look." ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "You are not at home, and the two of them are gone again." ”

"Kid me, huh? If you miss me, just say it, why don't you beat around the bush. Li Er lay on the bed, straightened his legs, and instructed the two: "Why don't you hurry up and beat Lao Tzu's legs, are you still waiting for Lao Tzu's orders?" ”

Zhang Fengxian didn't see Li Er's stomach before she saw it, her stomach was bulging, she really came home, she was angry a lot, she made her eyes, and Xiao Taohong left and right, pinched Li Er's inner thigh with her hand, and interrogated Li Erlai loudly: "Say, what flowers are you picking up outside, what grass are you provoking, confess as soon as possible." ”

Li Er sighed and said, "No wow." It's that Liu Xueyin slept in the quilt for two nights, and there was really nothing else. ”

Wow, it's also a case within a case. Zhang Fengxian thought to herself: No wonder Liu Xueyin said two days ago that Li Er was an American-style howitzer, and he dared to use it secretly. Good boy Li Er, won't you dodge when she pounces? This is simply Tang monk meat, I want to come up and take a bite, this is still it? If you don't teach it anymore, the more troublesome things will become.

Little Peach asked again: "What's the matter with the child?" ”

"How old is it?" Li Er asked puzzled

"It's over a year old, it's a boy."

"No, it's been less than seven months since I went out to work, no matter how hard I try, I can't give birth to a child, how many months does it take for a woman to give birth, you two should know better than me."

Zhang Fengxian thought about it, yes, Li Er has only been out for more than half a year, and he is angry when he patronizes, how can he forget about this. She let go of Li Er's hand, pulled out a photo of a child from the bedside and handed it to Li Er. Li Er glanced at it, handed the photo to Xiao Taohong, and said with a smile: "Net joke, coax me with the photo of Dapeng when he was a child." Isn't that the picture you took with him to the city? ”

Xiao Taohong pointed to the photo and said: "This child looks exactly the same as Dapeng when he was a child, but the clothes are wrong, Dapeng wore small sneakers when he was a child, and this child wears a pair of red small leather shoes." Besides, the photo of Dapeng is 20 years old, and this one is new. ”

Li Er said coldly: "Now that science and technology are so advanced, anything can be made on electricity, so you must not take it seriously." “

Xiao Taohong flipped through the photo and made a new discovery, with three words written crookedly on it: Li Xiaopeng. Look at the handwriting, it was written by an adult holding a child's hand. Li Er reached out and took the photo, carefully held it for a long time, suddenly sat up from the bed, scratched his scalp with his left hand, and said to himself: Could it be her? ”

Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong hurriedly urged Li Er: "Who is she?" Say it. ”

Li Er made a fool of it, lay back on the bed, covered his ears with both hands, shook his head and said, "I forgot, I can't remember when and where I saw her." Was it the last time the three of us went to the supermarket with his uncle, and the fat woman who charged the fee, right? ”

"Pure. The woman and we had met. It's not that thin, it's a fat woman, and I haven't slept with her, where is the child? Besides, that woman, I think she is in her forties, and you are just holding it for two years and three times, and it is unlikely that you will lay eggs. looks like the captain of the pig's head squad, if you really give it to you, you may not be willing to ask for miles. This time this woman is very young, at most twenty-seven or eight years old, tall and tall, phoenix eyes and thin eyebrows, and white skin. It's about the same as the movie actor in the painting. That day, I took the child and went to the Abduction Hotel to inquire about it. As soon as he opened his mouth, he asked if there was a person like Li Er in this kidnapper? At first, I didn't take it seriously because there were so many people coming into the store to ask for directions. It wasn't until she said my brother's name that it caught my attention, and then I saw the child she led, and his face was almost exactly the same as that of Dapeng when he was a child, and I felt that the elephant and the three were involved, and sure enough, it was really like that. That woman knows our family very well, even the eldest sister is called Zhang Fengxian, and Dapeng also knows. Xiaoyan also coaxed the child to play, asked him what his name was, he said his name was Yi Xiaopeng, asked his father, he said his name was Yi Er, and then asked him what his brother's name was, he said his name was Yi Dapeng, asked him if he had a sister, and he said that his name was Yi Xiaoyan. Children don't know how to pronounce words, and it is common for them to say that the word Li is a word for clothing. Xiao Yan hugged him and said to me, Mom, he can talk a lot, maybe the Xiao Yan he said is still me. ”

Zhang Fengxian dragged Li Er up from the bed and urged him to say quickly, who is this woman's personality, and threatened him: "If you don't tell me honestly, you want to eat today." ”,

Li Erlai is a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water: "I don't remember any movie actors who have slept with me and slept with me." I have no money, no power, whose girl cares about me. ”

Zhang Fengxian wished there was no such thing, a false alarm was the best. But Xiao Taohong said that she has a nose and eyes, and even the children say that the people in the family are not bad, and the names are all right, and people can't help but believe it. Interrogate Li Er, he insisted that there was nothing to do, he didn't admit it, he didn't admit his guilt, and he couldn't scold him, let alone beat him, this is what he has been used to for so many years. The wood has become a boat, the tree has grown into a crooked old elm, just don't come, let him be, out of sight, not upset, the woman doesn't come to fight for the nest. Men are outside, so it's hard to care about that.

Li Er turned over and sat up, pulled the two women to sit on the bed, and told the two of them a strange thing he had experienced: Didn't he repair the bridge and slope protection for Secretary Zhou, a relative of Lao Yu, one afternoon, just after one o'clock, the weather was so hot that even the cold water on the construction site had been drunk, and the person who went to fetch water did not come back for a long time. He rubbed his neck with his hands, but it didn't work, so he walked to meet the migrant worker who carried water, on the well, he saw that the guy was worried, and only after asking, he came to fetch water, and dropped a bucket into the well, and he couldn't catch it and was worried about going back to make a bad deal, Li Er told him, drinking water is important, a plastic bucket is five yuan, twenty people work on the construction site, and one hour is two workers, the average daily wage of large and small workers is 60 yuan, and two workers are 120 yuan, and you can buy 24 barrels, brother, will you settle accounts. The thought of carrying water, yes, no longer fishing for the bucket that fell into the well, carrying a bucket full of water, and rushing to the construction site. Li Er followed, passing by a huge peach orchard, looking in, full of fresh peaches, ripe is very gluttonous. Li Er saw that there was a hole in the courtyard wall surrounded by tree branches, so he bent down and got in, picked a peach branch in the sun, picked up a big peach, picked it and gnawed it, he did not do much since he was a child. Pick a fresh peach today to quench your thirst, at most give the garden peach money to the guy, you can't beat me up for picking a peach to eat, right? Li Er thought so, suddenly three big wolf dogs pounced, Li Er was startled, threw the big peach he was eating over to hit the dog, the dog paused a little and pounced again, Li Er resisted with his hand and retreated, how can the dog be faster than the human, the three dogs surrounded him in the middle, no matter how he struggled, he couldn't escape the dog's entanglement. Li Er had no choice but to shout for help. A woman's crisp shout came, and the three big wolf dogs immediately stopped attacking and circled around the girls who came. Li Er hurriedly explained the situation, explaining that entering the garden was forced by thirst, not the bad guy who stole peaches and apricots, the beautiful woman listened to Li Er's explanation, smiled at him, beckoned Li Er to follow her, walked through the quiet forest path, entered a chic forest villa, sat down in the living room, and poured him a cup of tea to quench his thirst. During the conversation between the two, the woman carefully inquired about Li Er's situation in all aspects, and the evening of the day, she left Li Er to have dinner in the villa. In this small half a day, Li Er saw a fifty-year-old mother cooking, and the other figures were not seen, the beautiful woman introduced herself, saying that her surname was Zhou, her name was Zhou Xiaomei, and she was the daughter-in-law of the owner of a large company, and her man was demented, not to mention, and severe diabetes、、、、、

After dinner, Zhou Xiaomei let Li Er take a shower, and then led him into her bedroom, and she asked Li Er to make love to her. Li Er was afraid of falling for the beauty trick and didn't dare to step forward, Zhou Xiaomei gave him two ways for him to choose, one way was to go to bed with her quickly, let her be happy, and the second way was to let the wolf dog bite him, and after biting it, he would send it to the public security for investigation in the name of stealing. Li Er was helpless, so he chose a way, and he got into the bed with the woman, and he knew that this beautiful woman was still a big yellow girl. You can tell him to pick a big bargain. Every night after that, he went through the hole to have a tryst with Zhou Xiaomei, and he didn't finish it until he went home after the project. Li Er originally thought that the two would end this relationship if they didn't get along, but he never dreamed that after three years, Zhou Xiaomei would lead the child to come to the door, how can this be good? Hey, it's all fate, Pan'er's eyes are piercing, he doesn't want to look for it and really come to the door, what should I do, Li Er fell into deep distress, he searched his stomach, and wanted to think of a foolproof strategy, but where is this perfect strategy. He looked at Little Peach with a pleading gaze, and Little Peach sighed and shook her head, spreading her hands, indicating that she could not do anything. He turned his head to look at Zhang Fengxian, who ignored him angrily. Li Er sighed at the sky, jumped off the bed, grabbed Xiao Taohong in front of him, and slammed into the wall with his head on Xiao Taohong's chest, still shouting in his mouth: "I don't live anymore, in the past, the emperor had seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, I just went out to sleep with the woman next to me for a few nights, and you two really don't allow me to worry about me in these little things." I'm not alive anymore. I'm going to die, see how you two live? You must taste the absence of men! ”

Little Peach said, "Take one step at a time." Maybe the woman won't come back. I see that she speaks elegantly. Definitely a college student. Gorgeously dressed and generously behaved, she is not the kind of brute shrew. After she left, I asked a truck driver who had dinner and said that the price of her car was more than 1.2 million. He couldn't say exactly how much it was. Don't be discouraged two of you, bad things turn into good things, maybe she brought a lot of money, so you can't spend it all, isn't this a blessing in disguise? In my opinion, she has no intention of occupying the nest, and she can't see our family property at all, let alone throw her children here to suffer. ”

Xiao Taohong's analysis, Zhang Fengxian's heart rekindled hope. She cheered up and instructed Xiao Taohong: "Go back and cook a few good dishes, your brother has also been on the car for a long time, he must not have eaten, you are hungry and you are in a panic." Just now he wants to die, take your chest and put it on the wall to prevent shocks. I want to be with you when I die, which shows that your brothers and sisters have deep affection. ”

Little peach and white Zhang Fengxian glanced at it: "If you are in love, you have to add the word "bottom", which is really unhappy." ”

Li Er said: "I think of two sentences, one of which is: A man who can't play with women is not a man who makes money." ”

Zhang Fengxian said to him: "You will open yourself up." ”

The second sentence is: A woman who can't play with a man is not a woman who earns money. Conclusion: Wear someone else's shoes, use your own feet, and let others say go. One sheep is also driven, two sheep are also released, and there are more lice and do not bite the panic. That's it. I don't have too many more beauties, at most I make it a spot, call my wife a spot, and train singing and dancing day and night. Let Li Erhao enjoy it, and it will not be in vain to come to this person to go through this experience. ”;

Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong, one of them pinched Li Er's arm, and scolded viciously: "I'm going to be a spotted chief, I'll let you enjoy it!" ”

In the kung fu of entering the abduction hotel, Li Er had no intention of taking a look at the abduction clinic, and was discovered by Zhang Fengxian, she said Li Er: "Look at the road under your feet, don't look over there, and be careful to fold the barrel of the American-style howitzer!" ”

Li Er was robbed of a white sentence by his wife, his heart was unhappy, and the donkey's temper suddenly became angry, if you don't ask me to do it, I can't do it! He craned his neck and shouted at the kidnapping clinic, "Uncle, come over and have two drinks." ”

Pang Pang and Li Er were originally coming back by car, and his wife just came out of the bedroom, that is, the Oriental small steel cannon had been repaired, and he was happy, Liu Xueyin heard that Li Er was going to drink in Pang Da, so he told Sù Da Da, move a seat for her, and she will also go over, Pang Pang didn't know about his wife and Li Er at this time, so he agreed, went out and ran two steps, and followed Li Er into the Kidnapper Hotel. Seeing that her brother and sister-in-law were also coming to dinner, Xiao Taohong didn't dare to say anything, so she had to arrange a private room, and ordered the kitchen to fry a few good dishes and serve them to the table in person. Seeing the good food, he shouted at Li Er: "Li Er, good food must have good wine, don't you still have two bottles of Wuliangye?" Just go back and get a bottle, such a good dish, let's just drink it, just like when it rained on the construction site. ”

Li Er pointed to the huge and said: "I'll go home and get the good wine, but let's talk about the ugly things in front, after drinking my good wine, the two of us will write off the grievances and grievances from now on, don't your wife also come in, you first ask her if she agrees?" ”

Liu Xueyin said: "What grievances, how big can it be, last time he had a bad idea to break my leg, now I don't care about him, what else do others have to say, I have a good leg, I forced you to interrupt this thief, to be honest, I had the heart to kill him at that time." But then I thought of the child, the clinic, and this home, so I forced this hatred and compromised, in front of the woman, there is only this way. "What she said was clearly huge, but secretly she said it to Zhang Fengxian, last time she broke my leg with a huge amount, the idea is your man's idea, I slept with your man once or twice, we are one report and one report, you can't care, I can bear one leg, can't you bear it if a man cheats? Compromises are the best strategies for women.

Liu Xueyin Yangyang held a newspaper in his hand, and continued: "The newspaper said that there was a technician who slept in a room with the female director on a business trip, the female director was fifteen years old and the technician was fifteen years old, and the technician's wife felt that her man was a big boy, and the female director was an old lady, who suffered a big loss. She scolded all the way from the first floor to the fourth floor of the female director's office, and the whole unit had already heard it clearly, and there was no room for maneuver. The female director snatched the report from her hand, tore it to pieces, threw it on the ground, and told her, I lost people, and your husband lost the future of his life! I also want to give him a deputy chief before I retire. Dream, originally three or five years later, if you don't move your body and don't shake your shoulders, you can become the director's wife, blow. Do you know how many men in this unit have stammered me? Not to mention that your man has been married, there are many male college students who have just graduated and cast their eyes on me. It's his blessing to fall in love with your man, ordinary employees and state cadres are the difference between heaven and earth, this is good, I can't keep him if I want to protect him, a hillbilly with no interest, born poor. ”

Liu Xueyin is literate in the end, she gave a speech, and Zhang Fengxian suddenly opened up, no longer bothered with Li Er, her anger was smooth, and her smile gradually rose. It just so happened that Li Er brought the good wine, Liu Xueyin took the wine bottle, opened the outer package, poured wine for everyone one by one, and deliberately poured more when it was huge, saying huge: "I have drunk good wine, spend the night at home, and go back to work tomorrow, so I am optimistic about the lime field, and I am not allowed to go to Boss Wang's restaurant to drink again, let alone go to the little lotus again, if you want to drink, drink less in the shed, and immediately fall asleep after drinking." ”

He raised his glass and said, "Obey my wife's orders, can't I do it well?" Not to mention anything else, we have to be right about this good wine and that salary. ”

Li Er also said after the meal that he would return to the construction site with a large group tomorrow. Do a good job.

Zhang Biao went to the construction site to find Li Er twice and discussed the establishment of a martial arts branch. As soon as Li Er arrived at the construction site, Huang Technology reported the matter to Li Er, and Li Er called Zhang Biao, and said that the matter of running a branch school would not be counted by himself, and Zhang Tiejiao Martial Arts School had to agree. However, he can say hello to his wife who is in the martial arts school, and you two will talk about specific issues. I'll say nice things to you on the phone. But there is one thing, don't mention the little lotus and the last time you drank flower wine, if you mention these bad things, not only will the branch not be able to do it, maybe you will be expelled from the school. Zhang Biao kept in mind Li Er's entrustment and went directly to the martial arts school to negotiate. Later, after several twists and turns, it finally succeeded.

Besides, the little lotus saw that Zhao Wu's busy feet did not touch the ground, the big idler became a busy man, and the poor bare's waist bag was a little bulging, so he carefully inquired and learned the technique of colorful tofu. She begged to be a peacemaker, begged Zhao Wu to teach her colorful tofu techniques, and said that she wanted to get rid of the sea of suffering, go home to do some small business, and now her younger siblings have graduated from high school, and they have their own jobs, although they are not regular workers, they can rely on their strength to be a worker to earn food, and it is not a problem to support their families. Little Lotus also told sù huge, she wants to go home for herself, she wants to find a suitable man to marry, to be an upright person, and live a decent life.

Pangda said: "Seek the near and far, you don't need to find Zhao Wu, Zhao Wu and his master are right in front of you, and the colorful tofu was created by Li Er." Wouldn't it be better to let him teach you? ”

Zhao Wu really taught Little Lotus to make colorful tofu, and with the help of Zhao Wu, he bought a full set of tools for making tofu. Of course, Zhao Wu did this only because of Li Er's face. The little lotus is leaving, Wang Er Mazi doesn't agree to let her go, a cash cow. It's okay to go, and this year's salary plus commission will not be paid. The little lotus cried and came to find the huge, and the huge begged Li Er, but helplessly, Li Er called Zhang Biao again, begging him to help people to the end and send the Buddha home. Zhang Biao was very good, and scared Wang Er Mazi: "Wang Er Mazi, I tell you something, you have already prepared for it, your son is in high school in the county seat, and he may have a small car accident one day, and he will be hit by a motorcycle and break his backbone, and he will be unconscious in urinating in his lower limbs, see what you should do?" Wang Er Mazi answered the phone, and his face was as frightened as earth, and his wife was even more frightened like an old sow sifting chaff, and her whole body trembled and couldn't hold it. It doesn't matter whether the man wants to or not, take the cash and give her a commission on the wages of the little lotus, not to mention all the money, but also with a smiling face. Carrying the tools for making tofu for her, he sent her away, and saw her get on the long-distance bus, and then she was relieved.

After two earthwork teams finished doing the earthwork, the engineering department asked Li Er to take advantage of the suitable moisture in the soil to grasp the lime soil. What is going on here, Xiao Taohong called again, and he hurried home, saying that Zhou Xiaomei, who was leading the child, came to the door again. Hearing this, Li Erqi was furious, and he yelled at Xiao Taohong on the phone: "Oh, she left her phone number, get out of the house immediately, didn't you see the busy fire in the room!" After speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap, and strode towards the construction site with the donkey, and after a while, the figures of the two disappeared into the vast night.