Early in the morning, as soon as Zhang Fengxian opened the door, Liu Xueyin pulled a huge amount into the house. It turned out that the two of them had been waiting outside the gate of Li Er's house for a long time, and as soon as the door of his house opened, they came in to talk to them. Liu Xueyin patted the crotch of the huge front pants and said: "Our family is huge and naturally has a short figure, which is not as tall and powerful as your Li Er." For example, Li Er's baby is an American-style howitzer with a thick and long barrel. Hit the shells far. I'm huge, it's just that small Oriental steel cannon, thick and short, it's close, but it's also a cannon. In the past, it could be used improvised, but grasshoppers are also meat, aren't they? It's good now, I came back from an injury on the construction site, the barrel of the cannon was broken, and I couldn't lift my head when I pulled it, and some of the shells couldn't be fired out, and I don't believe you tried to put him in the bed, and you know that what I said is true or false. "Is this something you can try? It can't even try. Liu Xueyin only asked Zhang Fengxian to try, but Chun Wei was dirty with words.

Zhang Fengxian frowned and asked Liu Xueyin: "Early in the morning, what kind of steel cannon howitzer, I don't understand." Let's talk about it, what do you want to do? ”

Liu Xueyin said: "If you say it clearly, you can say it clearly, they are all old ladies, and they don't hide it." There is no huge libido, no matter how you tease it, the cannon barrel is broken, come and say a word, pay for the cannon barrel, I still wait to make it. ”

Zhang Fengxian shook his head: "There is no way to compensate for this." Money can be lost, things can be exchanged, the man's thing is not superfluous, and the dog's replacement is not hit, so let's go, you go out to inquire, if there is a sale, I will pay. ”

"You, you're unreasonable. Tell Li Er to come out and speak. ”

He was not at home, and took Huang Dakuo's car back to the construction site at night. If you have something, go to the construction site and discuss it with him. I've heard that he was drunk and injured on the road. At that time, the traffic police came forward to make a record. How to deal with the accident, you have to ask the traffic police force. The cannon barrel went to them and asked for it. The cannon barrel in the city is easy to use. You have more experience with this one than I do. Zhang Fengxian said, pushed the huge two out of the gate, locked the gate from the outside, and no matter how Liu Xueyin muttered, he walked away without a figure, and Liu Xueyin's nose was blue. Pulling the huge home with his hand, he scolded in his mouth: "What kind of play, ignore me, this is easy to do, I will go to the construction site to find him." If you run away, the monk can't run to the temple, as long as Li Er can't die, things will be easy to do. ”

The leather donkey was fine at home, and he also wanted to go to Li Er's construction site to work, so he came to Li Er's lime field on the same day with a huge couple. The huge cover is still in the shack, and Huang Tech's heart is good, and in the good weather when the sun is shining, he also took it out and put it on the shack twice to dry. The leather donkey didn't want to live in the village with Shi Tianqing, he wanted to live with him in the shack of the lime field. During this period of time, it was the yellow technology that watched the lime field. Even though the donkey wanted to live in the lime field, he nodded in agreement, but he asked the donkey to keep an eye on the huge amount of time regardless of day and night, and never go on business trips again. Huang Ji saw that his eyes were dull, his eyes were uncertain, and his words did not reach his meaning, so he arranged for a leather donkey to watch him closely, for fear that another demon moth would be born. Those who do the project know that the construction site is afraid of accidents, and they were supposed to make some money, but if there is an accident, it is all over, and a life is hundreds of thousands. Safety is one, safety is money. Huang Keji has been working on the project for many years, and he has also seen many construction teams planted in safety, and he knows the stakes in this, so he pays special attention to safety, and it is because of his strong sense of responsibility that Li Er can make the progress of the project smoothly. Li Er's money, he is indispensable.

That night, Li Er asked Huang Ji to go to Boss Wang's restaurant to buy six or seven dishes, buy two beers from the village commissary, and seven people, together with Hong Shun and his wife, gathered together in the open space of the lime field to catch the wind for the two huge leather donkeys. The huge body is not completely neat. His wife wouldn't let him drink more. And Liu Xueyin did drink a lot of it himself. Hong Shun's daughter-in-law has been trained here, has seen the world, and her level of speaking and doing things has improved a lot. When she learned that Liu Xueyin's real intention of coming this time, she was afraid that it would be unsightly to make a fuss at this table, so she quietly knelt down in Liu Xueyin's ear, said a few words, and Liu Xueyin nodded again and again. As a result, Liu Xueyin was very thoughtful one night, and never mentioned the matter of the cannon barrel. After the meal, Li Er sent Liu Xueyin to the previous large hotel to stay. Liu Xueyin grabbed Li Er and didn't let him go. After grinding until more than twelve o'clock, Li Er had no choice but to live in the same room with her. Garden her a spring dream. At night, the two agreed, and Tianming and Dada went to the courtyard to thoroughly check their bodies to see what the problem was. Liu Xueyin told Li Er half-seriously and half-coquettishly: The huge libido can't be cured, so she will rely here and ask Li Er to compensate her for sleeping, and when she will be cured, she will go home. Isn't this a fatal condition? She really had a golden silk wrapped around Doudou and entangled Li Er, Li Er wanted to get out, but it was difficult. {Golden silk is a parasitic plant that parasitizes on soybeans, it has no roots, and absorbs nutrients by winding on soybeans, golden silk-shaped, so the locals call it golden silk - author's note}

Li Er called the leather donkey, accompanied the two of them, and the four of them went to the big hospital where they had treated the big man before, and thoroughly examined the whole body, and found no problems. A lot of medicines were prescribed to replenish the body, and Liu Xueyin saw that those medicines were available at home, so he borrowed the money and left the hospital to return to the construction site as soon as possible. In the bed at night, she sued Li Er for an earthwork, and it was Hong Shun's daughter-in-law who sued her in the lime field last night. The recipe was very simple, it was to find a woman he liked to tease him, and this method worked well in the past. has cured many men's diseases, but this ancient recipe is not effective in the body, and she doesn't know. "A dead horse should be a live horse doctor, it doesn't matter if this method can't be cured, and it can't hurt a lot." Li Er decided to give it a try.

Didn't he often call the little lotus to drink flower wine before, Li Er decided to start from here. He went to find the little lotus himself. At the beginning, Xiao Lotus thought that Li Er himself was looking for her, but she was so happy that her face became a flower. When I heard that it was Da Da who was looking for her, she was a little hesitant, and Da Da still owed her a sum of money before. It was the last time that Dang was beaten, he played with him all morning, and ate with him at noon, and wanted to settle the account after doing it, but Dangda was beaten up by Boss Wang, and even her laughter in the morning was also soaked in the soup. This time, Boss Li came to look for her, she knew that Li Er's project was doing well, she had money in her hands, plus she was a dignified person, gentle and generous, of course she was full of joy. In the end, I learned that Boss Li asked her to treat the problem of Dada, so she refused. The head shook like a rattle, and Li Er was bitter, but she just didn't agree. said that he was just a small waiter, not a doctor, let alone a nurse, how could he treat any disease? Li Er saw that she was resolute. There was not much room for maneuver, so she took out a hundred-dollar bill from her bag and stuffed it into her hand, saying that it was the first time they met, a little meaning, please smile. Xiao Lotus took the money and sent a sweet smile to Li Er, and sent him out of the door very politely.

I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so I have to do the ideological work of the little lotus slowly. Li Er returned to his residence and explained the specific situation of finding the little lotus to Liu Xueyin. Liu Xueyin also felt that it was not something that could be done in a day or two. Li Er tentatively discussed with Liu Xueyin to see if she would go back first? Leave the huge in this slowly cure. Liu Xueyin pondered for a long time and did not speak. He turned around and hugged Li Er, and said with a little choked up: "Once upon a time, when the production team was young, when you and I were young, every time you went to work, you passed by my door, and every time I saw you, my heart beat wildly, and I liked you from the bottom of my heart." I'm married, some of the reasons are also on you, I want to be closer to you, I can't kiss each other, and I'm satisfied to see you every day, but it's a pity that I have a crush on you for so many years, you really don't understand my heart! Every time I make love with me, I close my eyes and imagine him as you, more than 20 years, that's how I survived, you ruthless thief, I don't know that my heart is all on you, not to mention anything else, just the eager eyes when I look at you, you haven't seen it at all for decades? Wasted all my love! Think about it, are you worthy of me? Liu Xueyin sobbed, his shoulders trembled, and two lines of hot tears had already hung on his face. Li Er was also a little excited. In order to ease the atmosphere, he gently wiped away Liu Xueyin's tears, kissed her, and said: "No wonder every time I go to the abduction clinic to get a needle, you give me a deeper needle than others, dare to be affectionate in it." ”

Liu Xueyin listened to Li Er's speech, his heart was relaxed, he turned crying into laughter, pinched Li Er's hand, and said: "You are a family, it's not good to look closely, but I'm blind, and I can't forget you for decades?" Where do you have horns that hook a woman's soul? ”

Li Er pointed to himself and said, "Isn't this here?" ”

Liu Xueyin said angrily: "Shameless thing, watch me take it down for you and feed it to the dog!" The two talked and laughed, it was already dark, and the two had dinner together. The next morning, Liu Xueyin packed up and was ready to leave for home, and before going out, she hugged Li Er's neck and said reluctantly: "I am really reluctant to leave you." Li Er kissed her face, and suddenly pointed outside and said, "Wife, why are you here?" It didn't matter what he said, which scared Liu Xueyin a lot. She panicked, broke away from Li Er's arms, and ran out, looking up to see that there was not even a figure outside, knowing that she had been deceived. It's Li Er's prank. Raising his hand to hit Li Er, Li Er parried with both hands, while hanging her bag on her shoulder, and sent her out of the door with a smile.

Since Liu Xueyin went home, Li Er intentionally or unintentionally invited Little Lotus to dinner, entertained Party A or local leaders, and also asked Little Lotus to accompany him. Whenever Li Er has a new friend at the table, he takes the initiative to introduce Little Lotus to the guests, saying that it is his sister, and in his language, he never despises Little Lotus's status as a waiter now. He said: "Waiters are also human beings, and if they are human beings, they should be respected, and the personality of a waiter is not low." Didn't my sister laugh to treat her father? He is a filial daughter and should be praised by society rather than spurned. If he hadn't paid his father nearly 1,000 yuan a month for medicine, three of his fathers would have been reimbursed. Don't look at some people who are five or six on the surface, but in fact, they are not as good as my sister's waiter. Everyone went out to ask, everything in the world has risen in price, but the pension has not been long. Whenever Li Er praised himself like this, the tears of the little lotus always swirled in his eyes. She was a strong girl, and she tried her best to keep her tears from flowing. She said silently in her heart, how good it would be for me to have such a brother, God doesn't have long eyes, I gave birth to her as the eldest in the family, the younger brothers and sisters are young, the mother is not angry, I see that the man's leg pain has not been cured for many years, and the person is honest, and he can't eat under the market economy. abandoned his husband and children, followed a bachelor in his village to the south to work, married a man there, and never came back. This time, the already poor family is even worse, and the suffering is even worse. Little Lotus has been sensible since she was a child, and after her mother left, she worked for two years after graduating from junior high school. Let's put yourself in her shoes, a girl, with no skills, how much money can she earn in a month? Seeing that her father's illness was getting worse, and her younger siblings couldn't go to school, she cried all night and was determined to sacrifice herself to save the whole family. That's why there is such a thing as a joke. A woman, as long as there is a way to survive, who wants to take this step unless it is absolutely necessary?

When everyone learned about the practical difficulties of the little lotus family, they were all moved by her righteous act of sacrificing their lives to save their family. Although everyone can't help a lot financially. But no one laughed at her anymore. If she encounters an unreasonable and unreasonable man, everyone shouts, and the frightened person trembles all over his body, and obediently obeys. Little Lotus is a gentleman, and on the entire project line, he is alone in the small restaurants around to drink flower wine. Whenever he passed by on the road. The girls on the platform shouted: "Boss Li, come here, it's not too late to drink a bowl of tea and leave." Li Er didn't dodge, walked straight to the girls, and gave each of them a box of cigarettes. Sue them for a good job. The girls were all in awe of him, and they were vying to take out some good cigarettes that the noble guests had given them to share with Li Er. Who knows where the girls hid their cigarettes? I tell you, they all like to stuff their cigarettes in their stockings above the lacquered cover, and usually cover them with skirts, so that ordinary people can't see them at all. After standing for a few minutes and saying a few homely words, Li Er turned around and left, he was afraid that he would delay the girls' business, but before leaving, he always took a little advantage from the girls, kissed the most handsome girl among them, or touched the girl's face. After a long time, the girls competed to ask Li Er to kiss his face, and whoever kissed Boss Li proved who was the most handsome. It's really rare to see such a way of rewarding people.

In order to thank Li Er for his love, Little Lotus took the initiative to approach the huge at the dinner table. Li Er saw clearly, usually the big cat looked like a listless bear, but as soon as the little lotus sat down beside him, his eyes immediately lit up, and his spirit became engrossed. After more than ten days, the little lotus led the huge to the back mountain to touch the fish, the huge eyes stared at the chest of the little lotus, you might as well call a slippery stone under your feet to stumble over your feet, one heel plunged into the ditch, the head touched a garden stone, and suddenly the blood flowed, and the face was full of blood. Little Lotus hurriedly washed his face with river water. A miracle happened suddenly, and after this touch, the huge annoyed bag melon suddenly came to its senses and returned to its normal level before the car accident. Seeing things is no longer like watching a movie, and people move around him, and they have become more real, unlike some time ago, when I felt that I was separated from the people in the world by a transparent film. He grabbed the little lotus's hand to make love, and the little lotus saw that his pants were very high, so he broke free from his hand, laughed and ran back to the hotel, ignoring him again. Waiting for it to get dark, Li Er went down to the construction site and passed in front of the hotel where she worked. She ran over and told Li Er about the afternoon. Li Er immediately raised his eyebrows and praised the little lotus flower. And stayed in this hotel where Little Lotus was dry, called Huang Ji to come over, and drank wine to celebrate Little Lotus.

The owner of this hotel is also surnamed Wang, and Boss Wang, who opened a restaurant opposite Li Er's lime field, is his own family. Although it is a surname. But the two of them are completely different from each other. This boss Wang, because of a few pockmarks on his face, was nicknamed Wang Er Mazi. He is the owner of a black shop. Li Er and Huang Ji drank in his shop, the two were happy, their tempers were right, the project was smooth, and Party A paid in time. In addition, the technical work of Huang is serious and solid. Li Er is not at this time to manage the construction site in an orderly manner. The two couldn't hold back their hands while drinking, and Xiao Lotus was afraid that Li Er and Huang Ji would not be able to get drunk and leave, so they didn't dare to persuade the two, but Wang Er Mazi kicked her. Replace her and invite another girl, Xiaohong, to serve Li Erhuang's skills at this table. Xiaohong used all her skills to get drunk with Huang Ji. Later, the night after that, according to Wang Er Mazi's will, Xiaohong put Huang Ji in his own room and fell asleep. The little lotus didn't worry about Li Er, and when she sent away the guests at the table she was responsible for, she came to find Li Er again, there was no one, the cigarettes and lighters on the table, as well as the bag containing a notepad and a few boxes of cigarettes were also placed on the table, but no one was missing, so she looked for it from room to room. Li Er's person was also found. She reported this to Wang Er Mazi. Wang Er Mazi looked at Li Er's bag carefully, there was no money, and there were no valuable items in the bag. He was so strange that he asked the girl on the platform at the door, but no one saw Li Er come out. The angry Wang Er Mazi threw Li Er's leather bag to the ground: "He dares to run, call Boss Zhang tomorrow and go to the construction site to pick him up!" ”

In the second half of the night, a girl went into the house to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, heard the man snoring, threw the dishes in her hand in fright, and ran out of the room, shouting: "There are thieves, there are thieves." It didn't matter what she shouted, she blew up and down the restaurant, and everyone held sticks in their hands, forced them to the house, and opened the door to see if there was anyone. The crowd just wanted to turn around and leave. The thunderous snoring sounded again, startling everyone again, the little lotus was clever, walked over and lifted the tablecloth on the table to look inside, Li Er sat under the table, leaning back against a table leg, two legs straightened, kicking the other two table legs respectively, and sleeping with his head down. The second king is not light. He motioned for Little Lotus to put Li Er to sleep in her room. Just wait for the two fat boys to wake up in the morning, so that they can slaughter him.

When Li Eryu came, the sky was just bright, he turned over and sat up, and found that there was a girl sleeping next to him, and if he looked closely, it was the little lotus who was sleeping next to him, maybe she slept too late, she was still in a dream, with a satisfied smile on her face. Li Er saw that his bag was at the head of the bed, and opened it to see that there were a lot of things inside. Last night, Wang Er Mazi threw Li Er's bag on the ground, it was Xiao Lotus who bent down to pick up the bag and took it to his room to put it away, Li Er was drunk at the time and didn't know about it. He came out with his bag in his hands and feet. I happened to meet the proprietress who was sitting at the door of the hotel on duty. Li Er asked her how much money was in total, and she said that she had to ask the owner, so she asked Li Er to sit on the chair she was sitting on, she went in and asked, and then came out to ask Li Er to settle the bill. It didn't take much effort, the proprietress came out, stretched out two fingers, and Li Er asked her if she was two hundred? She shook her head and said it was two thousand. Li Er was shocked when he heard that it was two thousand. He tried to discuss with the proprietress if he could have less?

"No point less!" Wang Er Mazi came out of his clothes and shouted at Li Er.

Li Er was born with a donkey temper, eating soft and not hard, if you have something to say, the account of three or two thousand is not impossible to settle, but Wang Er's attitude is arrogant, which causes Li Er to be disgusted. I wanted to fight him. Li Er himself is not a good bird. He said: "Two thousand is not much, so, I won't leave, I'll stay here, let our technicians go back to arrange production first." When the bank is spotted, how about I go to withdraw money and settle the bill? ”

Wang Er Mazi snorted: "That's okay, you have to add Wu Bai." ”

Li Er nodded in agreement, and he instructed Huang Ji to say a few words. I moved a chair and sat in the door of the hotel and waited. After about an hour, Wang Er Mazi impatiently urged Li Er to pay the money. Li Er spread his hands and pointed to the sky, meaning that the hour was not enough. Wang Er Mazi knew that he deliberately shirked, so the waiter outside the door went to the male boss of several nearby restaurants to help clean up Li Er. Everyone had heard about what happened on the construction site in their hearts, they were not afraid of Li Er, they were afraid of Li Er's wife, and they were even more afraid of the Iron Leg Gang behind them. Wang Er Mazi had no choice but to ask Zhang Biao for help, he concluded that Zhang Biao asked Li Er's wife to break her leg, and he must have a grudge, and if he took Li Er today, he would definitely take advantage of the topic to play and avenge the previous one. So, Wang Er Mazi immediately called Zhang Biao and asked him to bring two people to clean up Li Er, and promised to give Zhang Biao 1,000 yuan as a reward after the matter was completed. Zhang Biao answered the phone and said that it didn't matter if the money was not money, the important thing was to watch Li Er closely, and Hugh had to tell him to escape. And said that he would arrive immediately.

Putting down the phone, Wang Er Mazi was proud, scratched Erlang's legs, and waited for Zhang Biao to help clean up Li Er, and took the opportunity to knock him hard, and he didn't open for half a year, and it opened for three years!

Zhang Biao sat in his van and soon came to the door of Wang Er Mazi's restaurant, Zhang Biao dragged an injured leg, and before he got out of the car, he shouted loudly: "Where are the people?" Good guy, call me good wow. This time, we have to settle accounts for a good life, and this leg can't be broken in vain. ”

Listening to Zhang Biao's shouting, Li Er was not afraid, and strode out of the door, he wanted to see how Zhang Biao's account was calculated. As soon as Zhang Biao saw Li Er come out, his fierce face immediately smiled like a flower, he leaned on a metal cane, leaned in front of Li Er, bowed his head and bent over, and flicked a wooden chair in front of the door with his sleeve, Bi Gong stretched out his right hand respectfully, and let Li Er sit, Li Er did not sit, but stepped forward, helped him to the chair, and forced him to sit down on the wooden chair. Zhang Biao was treated so favorably, and ordered his subordinates very majestically: "Why don't you hurry up and move the chair for my old brother-in-law, do you want Lao Tzu to move it himself?" Zhang Biao's two subordinates hurriedly moved a chair and respectfully asked Li Er to sit down.

Zhang Biao pointed at Wang Er Mazi with a cane: "Let's talk about it, what's going on, how much do you owe you?" ”

Wang Er Mazi had already seen from Zhang Biao's attitude towards Li Er that the wind was not going well today, and he said stubbornly: "The two of them drank flower wine, a total of two thousand five. ”

"I don't have a lot of money, so I'll tell you about the details."

"Five hundred yuan for wine and food, one thousand for two girls."

Zhang Biao asked: "How much do you want?" ”

Wang Er Mazi said: "It's only two thousand five, and one less son can't think of passing." ”

Zhang Biao snorted, waved his hand, and motioned to his two subordinates: "Smash!" ”

The two bald boys brought by Zhang Biao received the order, rushed to the hotel, picked up the kettle, raised it high above his head, and slammed it on the ground, picked up the wine bottles in the bar and smashed them on the ground, smashing more than a dozen bottles in a row.

The proprietress said with a crying voice: "You can't smash it, you can't smash it." Didn't you come to help me get my account? ”

Zhang Biao scolded outside the door: "Blind your thief's eyes, and the money is blackmailed to the head of the Iron Leg Gang, even my Zhang Biao's old brother-in-law dares to slander, fuck, who dares to bully Boss Li for a dime in the future, Lao Tzu has to pick up his shop, this is the rule!" After scolding, he waved his hand, and the two bald boys stopped, and then the hotel was in a mess, and the floor was full of broken wine bottle glass, exuding a pungent smell of wine. Wang Er Mazi was completely convinced, deflated, swept away the previous triumphant appearance, pulled his head deaf, stood in front of Zhang Biao with his hands down, did not dare to move, and waited for the fate. Zhang Biao asked him again: "How much does my old brother-in-law owe you?" ”

Wang Er Mazi hurriedly replied: "Soon money, don't owe money, last night the villain was willing to serve Boss Li, in the future, as long as his old man is willing to come, it will be the blessing of the small shop." I don't dare to break the rules you set. In the past, you never came forward, I didn't know that Boss Li and you had this relationship, so there was such a big misunderstanding. ”

"Wang Er Mazi, don't play poor, today's money, no matter how much, will be recorded in my account, and when Lao Tzu wins hundreds of millions of lottery tickets one day, I will come to pay you back." also won hundreds of millions of yuan in lottery tickets to repay the debt, is this not clear to smash the open fire? But people like Wang Er Mazi have to be treated by people like Zhang Biao, and the robbers meet bandits, fight poison with poison, and be unlucky.

Li Ergang wanted to send the big man home and let Liu Xueyin check whether the barrel of the foreign cannon was repaired. Unexpectedly, he received a small red call and asked him to go home quickly. Li Er asked her why she was in such a hurry? Little Peach said: "You did a good job! It's not easy to slap the wind and rain in the face outside, I understand. Sometimes when I'm tired and annoyed, I find a girl to cuddle and play, tell jokes, at most release an empty gun, that's it, how to compete for a live shot? Also shot in the bull's-eye, there is! I didn't eat three meals when my eldest sister was angry, come back and persuade her, my dear brother, this time you will be in trouble! ”

What kind of live ammunition shooting, what kind of empty gun, made Li Er inexplicable. He said Little Pink: "Which teacher and father did you learn from around the bush?" To put it bluntly, I'm not like your brother outside, messing with flowers and grass, and taking the bulldozer on the village to mortgage ** to eat and drink. ”

"Okay, it's hard to talk about things in front of you. That woman led her son to the door, do you dare not admit it? It's no good to blindly deny it, surrender as soon as possible, kowtow and confess, and we may be able to spare you. If you don't mess around outside, can that woman lead the child to recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors? ”