Zhang Bao threatened to be mischievous and said: "Give you half a day to think about it, I will carry my father to your house, and it may be hard for a few days." He did what he said, really went home, and his wife, using a tricycle, sent his father to the naughty house, put it on the naughty family kang, and burned the yellow table paper in front of the kang.

Zhang Bao's tuberculosis wife also instructed Zhang Bao: "Burn a few pieces of paper, just mean it, that paper is also bought with money, it is burned in vain, not just burning money." The price of yellow table paper only grew yesterday. We must work hard and work smartly, and we must make a revolution with economy. ”

It's also a saving mile, it's really a knock on the door!

On behalf of the village, Li Er came to mobilize Zhang Bao to take his father to the spark, and the village came forward to help solve the future affairs.

Zhang Bao said: "My father is dead, I can't die in vain, I have made up my mind, just stop at his naughty house, don't leave!" Let his family enjoy the taste of enjoying the dead father. ”

Li Er called Zhang Bao outside and persuaded: "Zhang Bao wow, you are a sensible person, you put your father in a naughty house, which is illegal in itself, and naughty is not that you don't want to solve the problem, your request for 500,000 yuan, to put it bluntly, on those big enterprises outside, is not much, I admit that your father is worth so much money." But your father won't die, let so many big entrepreneurs not die, but die in the hands of poor bastards. Doesn't that give you less income? ”

Zhang Bao listened to Li Er's words not good, as if his father was relying on someone else. was about to have a seizure, but his wife didn't know when to follow him, and heard what Li Er had just said. She interjected: "Li Erli is right, your father will not die if he dies, he is naughty that his wife has just died for less than half a year, and she owes her family a famine when she is dying." I heard that Naughty owes her relatives and friends eighty or ninety thousand miles. Your father is really, tell him next time, find a big factory car to hit and die, ask for money or not, the price is higher. It's not like a naughty family. I can't squeeze a lot of oil and water. ”

Listen, Zhang Bao, a sick wife, is talking in human language? Ask Zhang Bao's father to go to Lai's big business, is there a next time for this kind of thing? It's a fucking shit!

Li Er pushed the boat down the river and said, "Zhang Bao, your skills, intelligence and intelligence are far worse than your wife." It's better that she will be in charge of life! Wow, a master of budgeting. High. It's really high! ”

Zhang Bao's sick wife, after listening to Li Er's praise, flutteringly didn't know which was the north, shook her arms proudly, looked at Li Er with a smile, and praised her a few more words.

Li Er's words changed and said: "Zhang Bao's family, I really didn't mistake you, you see what conditions you want." Whether it's money or strips, let's cremate the three old comrades Zhang first, so that he can take root. Is it okay to walk first in the west? I always keep him at home, I'm afraid he'll make a fuss. And your children, they can't stand the toss. He was young, and he saw a white dress every day. You're afraid of scaring him, aren't you? ”

Li Er knew that women loved their children, so he started from this aspect.

Zhang Bao said with a big grin: "It's okay." My children are not afraid of these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods. ”

"You say your father is a cow ghost snake god? That's even worse. Li Er looked at Zhang Bao and his wife, and deliberately made a breathless appearance, making all the people around him laugh.

Zhang Bao and his wife discussed for a long time, and came back to tell Li Er that 100,000 yuan, not to spark the corpse for a penny, so he asked him to be the companion of the old man and the naughty family for a long time.

Li Er called Naughty outside, talked to him for a while, returned to Zhang Bao and his wife, and said with some embarrassment: "You two should know the actual situation in Naughty's family." The people in his family, as well as all the relatives and friends, scraped together all the money, and even took out the living expenses of his children's schooling, and scraped together 30,000 yuan. Zhang Bao, you two people, don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, take the money first, go and send your father away first, don't delay him on the road Wow, to say something from the heart, I'm afraid that your father has a bad temper and won't let him go, he will make trouble at home. Also, it's the children who matter. ”

"Thirty thousand dollars? Asking for food? That's my father's life, not as simple as a puppy or a kitten. At least 80,000 yuan, no less. ”

Li Er continued to do Zhang Bao's ideological work: "Zhang Bao, this money is only a part of the entire compensation, and he has to pay back the rest of the money, right?" You can't let him drag it out. It's not like it's going to change over time, I'm afraid I'm naughty and won't admit it. You tell me? Boss? ”

Zhang Bao's tuberculosis wife, hearing Li Er call her the master, her heart was full of joy. said with a smile: "It's still Li Mediation who can speak." I sound good. ”

Li Er hurriedly struck while the iron was hot and asked, "This sister, you have always been in charge of Zhang Bao's family, you just give me a real idea, how much money will go to the spark?" If it doesn't work, just buy and sell it with a hammer, saving me from going back and forth. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me whether it works for the two of you, the village arranged for me to mediate, whether it works or not, but if the two families can't reach an agreement, it's not my responsibility. Job. ”

Li Er looked at Zhang Bao's faces and continued: "I'm a serious person. However, the work is done, whether it will work or not is the business of the two of you, after the sun goes down, I will go home, and I will not compensate you for the wake at night, looking at a dead man, my heart is awkward. Say, how much does it cost? Give a good word. ”

Zhang Bao's wife came at a fixed price: "60,000 yuan to be cremated." The funeral expenses were naughty at home, and we took the 60,000 yuan. ”

Li Er knew that Zhang Bao and his family couldn't go any further, and according to the practice outside, the 60,000 yuan had already arrived home. Not a special extra. He went to look for naughty and discussed with him for a long time. Naughty had already told Li Er the truth, and the family had scraped together 50,000 yuan, but he couldn't take it out if he had more. What should I do, can I still get yellow because of this 10,000 yuan?

Li Er called Wufeng and reported the situation of the two families. Wufeng went to find Lao Yu and asked Lao Yu to ask Lao Yu to pay this 10,000 yuan in advance in the village, and ask Naughty to write an IOU, which is considered to be borrowed from the village. The rest of the issues will be dealt with slowly later. The first step is to bury the dead first.

Lao Yu asked Wufeng to take 10,000 yuan and send it over, gave it to Li Er, and asked Naughty to write an IOU. Wufeng took it back and handed it over to the treasurer.

Li Er called the two families together and said a few words in general. asked Zhang Bao and his family to write the receipt and press their handprints. Tell Naughty to take out the money, plus the 10,000 you borrowed from the village just now. scraped together 60,000 yuan and handed it over to Li Second. Li Er gave the money to Zhang Bao's wife, handed over the receipt to Naughty, and after the two families counted each other, Li Er let out a long breath. arranged for the village to hire a special car, took Zhang San's body to the crematorium for cremation, and then came back to the cemetery to bury it, which was the end.

In the next few days, Zhang Bao and his family followed Li Eryu every day, asking the village to go to the naughty house for him to ask for money.

Li Er went to discuss with Naughty: "Naughty." Looks like your plan isn't working. It turns out that the two unlicensed muck trucks at your house, I'm afraid I can't keep them, listen to my advice, sell the car, and protect your son first. ”

Naughty and Li Er squatted on the ground, glanced at each other, and the two of them breathed a sigh at the same time. Li Er lit a cigarette for Naughty and continued to persuade: "The accident is in this black car, and there is no household registration plate." You know what you think. In the past, there was a road maintenance fee, you were afraid of paying every month, but now that the road maintenance fee is gone, what are you afraid of? There are also two black cars. Even if you have a license plate, it's fine. Black cars can't be insured. You see that there are many people on the road now, and there are many cars, and if it is a person or not a person, he will buy a car. People sit inside like dogs and pretend to be bosses, and if they don't pay attention, they will have an accident. It's a loss of money. In my opinion, it is better to sell the two black cars directly and pay back Zhang Bao's account. After a while, when you have money, you can buy the car with the procedures directly, and don't do the ridiculous things that you worry about all day long, it's not a long way to go on like this. Now I ask you to drive this car, do you dare to ask your son to drive it? Just had an accident and no insurance. I'm not sure, I'm afraid. I don't know if you believe me? ”

Naughty smiled bitterly, nodded, touched his white hair, gritted his teeth, and instructed his son Xiao Naughty: "Find a buyer, sell the two cars, and pay back Zhang Bao's account!" ”

In the past, Zhang Bao and his family were engaged in the building materials business, and the village carried out the renovation of the old village, didn't they all go to live in the building, and a lot of old homesteads were vacated in the village. Zhang Bao and his family, just outside the door of his house, leveled out a piece of land, put in some sand, stones, and cement, came in whole, and sold it piecemeal. The villagers have changed to a new building, the floor is paved at home, a sewer or something, you don't need two or three bags of cement, it's not worth it to go to the cement factory to buy, that's not enough money, just get it from Zhang Bao, a bag of cement, add five yuan, he is the bowl of rice he eats, he has a big motorized tricycle, burns diesel, he can send it to you in this village, the villagers want to save trouble, most of them take care of Zhang Bao's business. With such a small fight, Zhang Bao didn't have much money in his hands. His mother-in-law followed Zhang Bao, this old lady, is a master who has not achieved enough things and has more than enough failures. Smoking, drinking, gambling, and being good at everything, but there is a little bit of work, and it is not good to work. What you say is better than what you sing, but you don't do real things.

Zhang Bao's wife listens to her mother the most. Since Zhang Bao got the 280,000 yuan he was given for naughty, Zhang Bao and his mother-in-law, the east kidnapper simply couldn't hold her, she didn't talk about walking and shaking, she didn't smoke cigarettes under ten yuan, and the loose wine that she was used to drinking in the past had to be changed and replaced with bottled. I made three sets of new clothes. How much did it cost? Look at the money that can't be spent, play big. It's not the big one that gambles, it's to encourage her daughter's family to buy a car, saying that if you live in the world, you have to go back in style. I didn't walk this chic once, and I planted my head in it!

Zhang Bao originally had a motorized three-wheeler to deliver goods to people who wanted cement and sand. He can drive, it seems that he has a small tractor license, and he doesn't know if he has passed the annual examination. Anyway, he doesn't usually leave the village, just wandering around the door of his house. His mother-in-law insisted on asking him to buy a car, at first he disagreed, but he couldn't stand the tuberculosis wife panting and persuading, plus coaxing, and there was a threat, the rough grain twisted three times, and it was broken, and the most important thing for a man is the wind on the pillow, and there is no man who can't blow down.

Since buying a car, Zhang Bao and his mother-in-law no longer have to walk on foot, and call Zhang Bao to drive at every turn, pull her around to show off, swaggering through the market, for fear that people will not know that her daughter bought a car, and she will blow the sky when she meets people, praising her daughter for being shrewd and capable, and making a lot of money in the building materials business. Wait, wait.

The third fat man was a spicy woman, and she asked, "Is your daughter very capable?" On breathlessness, our East crutch is her first! She can't even move boxes and tiles, where does she make money? Even if she split her legs to sell, no one took a fancy to her. She pointed to Zhang Bao's car and said, "Why do I look at the appearance of this car, a bit like Zhang Sanchang?" To put it bluntly, this little car wasn't exchanged for Zhang San's life? What your daughter is working to earn money, it's just a set of bullshit! ”

Zhang Bao's mother-in-law opened her mouth to scold the three fat men, and asked the three fat men to grab the neck collar, and raised her hand to slap him. I had to call desperately: "Beat people, beat people, you bastards, why don't you care?" ”

Those people who were blamed for no reason originally wanted to fight, but when they heard Zhang Bao's mother-in-law blame, they put away their hearts and saw the excitement, and while watching the excitement, they talked about it one after another: "Good fight!" It's a wonderful beating, do you want another slap? ”

"Huh? Wow, the opponent is in chess. ”

"The eight families of the turtle king are not good birds!"

"Quack, quack!"

"Hee-hee-hee, hahaha!"

The three fat men were about to beat people, so that the four eyes saw it, and immediately came over and pulled the two women away. criticized the three fat men a few times. That's it. Because the three fat men are notoriously not afraid, in the East Kidnappers, the only person she is afraid of is Zhang Fengxian, just Li Er's wife, the woman who now opens a hotel in Nanyang, except for her, the three fat men are not afraid, now Zhang Bao and his mother-in-law have suffered a loss, Zhang Bao and his mother can only be the two of them, broke their teeth and swallowed in their stomachs, and criticized her mother: "Mom, the three fat people in the East Kidnappers are splashed, and she is notoriously unreasonable, why are you going to provoke her?" Hungry? Why don't you hurry up and leave, just waiting for her to make you suffer twice? She's a who likes to kill back the carbines! ”

Zhang Bao's mother-in-law was beaten, it stands to reason that she should be taught a lesson, and she should stop swaggering, you say that this is a girl, an old slut, if she doesn't make something happen to her daughter, she won't break up! She saw that on Baoshan Road, cars were coming and going, men and women driving by, very chic, so she had a curiosity that she shouldn't have, and encouraged her daughter to say: "Dani, look at those big girls and little daughters-in-law, driving one by one, it's so enjoyable!" Nowadays, you are also a person with status, you can't drive a car, what kind of boss are you? In my opinion, it is not difficult to drive a car, if you want to turn left, you will turn the steering wheel to the left, and if you turn right, you will twist the steering wheel to the right, which is very simple. Look at those swimmers, pick up with both hands, kick with both feet, brush for a while, and go out several meters away, how exciting! I heard that if you win the championship, you will be rewarded with a building. If I were young, I would definitely sign up for the competition, get more rewards and come back, so that you and your brother can enjoy happiness! Alas, age is unforgiving. (To be continued......)