Zhang Bao's terrible mother-in-law, in Zhang Bao's house, eats fat head and big ears. After eating enough and having nothing to do, he said: "Dani, you are lying in the house watching TV anyway, why don't I show you, can you learn to drive a car?" Blame simple. ”

"You want to be a coach? Mother, I've never touched the steering wheel, who knows if it's heavy or light? However, those who drive cars go to driving schools to learn, and they also have to take exams. ”

"Oh, Dani, think about it, how much did your mother teach you? Eating and dressing, making jackets and pants for children, steaming steamed buns and boiling porridge, and so on, didn't you all teach you the same mother? Listen to your mother, you can't be wrong. ”

Being a mother is also a painstaking person, and she can't teach all the crafts in the world to her children.

Zhang Bao's wife, although she has tuberculosis, but her illness does not mean that she is stupid. At the beginning, she slowly pondered, first do not ignite, first learn to hang the neutral, and then after the gear is familiar, then practice the ignition, call the engine idling, after listening to the rustling sound of the engine for a while, then turn off the key. Sitting in the car, I closed my eyes, calmed down, and carefully recalled the whole process of driving in gear. I turned on the fire again, as it was said on TV, gently lifted the clutch and slowly refueled, tried to take two or three steps forward, and then quickly stopped. It's a start.

Zhang Bao's wife got out of the car and said happily: "The carpenter's wife can see, I watch Zhang Bao drive every day, and I learned it unconsciously." Continue practicing tomorrow. ”

Zhang Bao's mother-in-law naturally praised her daughter and said: "Look at my daughter, she was born to be the material of the boss." Those women outside, looking at the thieves one by one, are very energetic, where is my daughter's opponent? My daughter is incredibly smart. What will be from elementary school? Take doing business as an example, you don't need me to teach, isn't her building materials business thriving and very successful? In the past few years, I have bought a car, and these women in the east are counted as my daughter! Look, other people's children drive cars and want to go to driving school to learn. I still have to take money, my daughter doesn't have to go to driving school, I haven't taught it yet, so I learned it myself! Hahaha, I saved thousands of dollars in tuition. ”

Zhang Bao's daughter-in-law, who was nicknamed "breathless", under the earnest teaching of her mother, learned to hang up and pick up the file in a few days, and she could slowly move forward a dozen steps. Then slowly rewind and get back to square one.

can't breathe for school buses, has a problem with dependence, and every time she looks at her mother's gestures. Her mother said to go, and her mother said to stop, just like the drill of being a soldier, she did everything according to the command. Said it well. I'm used to running legs. That's not a good problem.

Anyway, on this day, under the correct command of her mother, she slipped back and forth several times. I feel fine. Feel good about yourself. Her mother said, "Let's rest, I'll come when I go." ”

She couldn't breathe and her mother said that she would come when she went, but she was in a hurry to urinate and couldn't hold it anymore, so she hid behind the motorized tricycle of her daughter's house to pee. Because the people around him have long lived in the building, no one lives nearby, and the family can't breathe, and they are used to urinating anywhere, and they don't feel anything wrong at all.

should also have an accident, and I couldn't breathe and thought: It's better to take advantage of my mother's absence, why don't I try to drive alone? If it works, it's also a big progress, a driver, you can't always call her mother to watch it, you have to learn to operate independently. Sneak practice practice! In this way, I couldn't breathe and walked back and forth, which went smoothly. Just as she was triumphantly on her second trip, her mother returned, holding her pants in one hand and grabbing her belt with the other. When she came, she was in the back of the car, she couldn't breathe and didn't know that her mother was behind, so she blindly stepped on the accelerator and fell backwards, when she heard her mother's desperate shouting, it was too late, and she hurriedly came down to see that her mother had been rolled under the car and became the real her!

Can't breathe, doesn't my mother's family still have a younger brother? Usually to his mother, wholeheartedly pounced on his sister, so big opinions, now that something has happened, naturally he is not reluctant, usually the sister and brother are embarrassed to turn their faces, and now that the old lady is dead, when the younger brother is the pillar of the family, he naturally has the final say. Zhang Bao called someone to deliver the letter and told him the whole story. The younger brother, who couldn't breathe, was furious at that time, and shouted: "Wow, my mother has been moving her family for so many years, doing laundry, cooking, watching the children, helping his old Zhang family to do business, I don't know how much money she earned!" Invite an old mother, take care of food and housing, and the monthly salary will be more than 1,000. When the time comes to settle the accounts, you go back and talk to my sister, first calculate the salary of the past eight years, if you don't have more, you will have 12,000 yuan a year, 100,000 yuan for eight years, and the rest is your mother's money, which are all real relatives, we don't want more, 150,000 yuan. His old Zhang family happily agreed, let's talk about it, cremation and mourning, the same is a lot, if you don't agree, let's do business, report to the traffic police team to deal with it, who should be arrested, go to prison and kill the head casually, anyway, the old lady is dead, even if I live, I can't make a profit, what do you love, hang a sickle in the crotch, and get on it! ”

Listen, everyone, let's see, Zhang Bao's brother-in-law is more hob meat than Zhang Bao's two sons! The tip of the needle is against the wheat mang, and the steel hook is against the glass ball, neither of them is a good product, and neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp, one is more powerful than the other, and one is more powerful than the other. I can't breathe and face her brother, who is not afraid of death, what can I do.

There is no one in the middle. Zhang Baoyang begged Li Er to come forward and go to his father-in-law's house to talk about things.

Li Er held his head high and said in an official tone: "This is to ask for favors, what are you going to do?" ”

Zhang Bao cried and said, "Let's see what the child's uncle is saying first." ”

"Escaping is not the way to go. You just mean, how much money is it for? ”

"It's all relatives. My wife is also a member of their family. According to the capitation, you should give 30,000 or 50,000 yuan, what does it mean, depending on whether his uncle depends on it? ”

Li Erdao: "This kind of thing, it's better for you to go in person." ”

"I didn't dare to go, the two families had fought in the past, and I went, for fear that his uncle would beat me."

"Your wife goes, does he dare to beat him?"

"I'll give it a try. Mobilize my wife and try to get her to go. ”

I couldn't breathe and the cloak was scattered, and there was a lot of dust on my head, which was burned on her head by burning paper for her mother. As soon as she saw Li Er, she kowtowed when she lay down. Crying and said: "I am a villager in Dongguizi, and the village wants to help me through this difficulty." As he spoke, he began to cry. Li Er saw it, and he couldn't breathe, but he was really crying. It's the truth that moves. The old lady died, or she rolled it to death, can you not feel sad. It's not like his father-in-law died before, but this time it's his mother-in-law.

Li Erwei touched it, Zhang Bao's father died in front of him, and he asked his naughty son to send his grandson, Zhang Bao and his family asked the naughty family for 280,000 yuan, and the younger brother who couldn't breathe this time is estimated to follow his sister to learn, and it will cost at least 250,000 yuan to open his mouth. Grinding back and forth, 200,000 yuan is about the same, and it is unlikely that you want to open 200,000 yuan.

Li Er told Zhang Bao about his estimate. Zhang Bao couldn't help nodding and said, "Li mediation, I know that my brother-in-law is here for the car I just bought." 200,000 in. plus settled or something, more than 220,000, that's it. The other day, his sister got a car. His eyes were hot. ”

It is the law that a new car loses money when it is driven. No one can change it. The car Zhang Bao bought some time ago, although it is a new car, has had an accident. Especially if you have killed someone, in order to avoid the dead being riddled with, ordinary people will not want this kind of accident car. Unless the person buying the car doesn't know, that's a different story.

Although Zhang Bao and his family are not things, her younger brother is even less than her, and the turtle is the eighth king, regardless of whether he is up or down.

Li Er was entrusted by Zhang Bao to come to her mother's house to deal with things. As soon as she entered the door, she couldn't breathe her brother and daughter-in-law, so she gave Li Er a dismount: "Come and talk about things!" Let's say okay first, if you belong to a weasel and make a mistake with one family, let me go! ”

Li Er said: "Your mother is dead, you cry wow, you call wow, you make trouble, fight as much as you want, beat to death, just knock down the head, what's my business?" It's a big deal, we kidnapped the east on the edge of the cemetery, buried your mother, and asked your sister-in-law to pay for the funeral. You must hold on, don't go to the east to find me, go fucking away. ”

Li Ertou strode away without looking back.

Li Er returned to the village and told him that he couldn't breathe: "I told your mother's family that I will go to cremation first, put the urn in your house for offering, and your brother will come to get it when he is free, and put it first if he is not free." Anyway, your mother doesn't eat or drink, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to survive your brother? ”

Zhang Bao discussed it with his wife, and felt that Li Er's fart was reasonable, so he did so, and he couldn't breathe and cried twice, so he sent her mother to the crematorium. When I came back, I was already in the box, and it was useless to let me cry and cry without breathing.

Unable to breathe his younger brother, he heard that his sister had cremated his mother secretly, so the two of them came to make a fuss, smashed the pot and smashed the pot, Zhang Bao was not in a hurry, took out the book that usually kept accounts, and registered the damaged objects that his brother-in-law's family gave him one by one, marked the price one by one, took the computer, added up the same, and showed it to his brother-in-law. This set, Zhang Bao purely learned from naughty, learned and used it, and stopped his brother-in-law at that time.

Zhang Bao said: "Uncle, smash it, keep smashing!" Anyway, I'm going to move upstairs to live, and these old furniture, old things, are worried that there is no place to put them. You said you smashed it, don't say it, the key is that no one wants to wow? Burn the fire, right? The smoke chokes people, and now every family is either liquefied gas or cooking in an electric pot, who is full of food and supports the fire? You smashed these treasures for me, I have to thank you, and there is another one, you saved my strength, lost money, and took your mother's death, killing two birds with one stone, good, wow! ”

Zhang Bao slapped himself openly. His brother-in-law's nose was crooked.

The younger brother, who couldn't breathe, shouted to go to the police. Zhang Bao spread his hands and said: "I have already called the police, or I can't go to cremation, wow, there is no death certificate, can people cremate you?" You go to see the scene, I don't dare to say that your mother depends on me, but she also complains about the death of her old man. She was hoping that your sister would have some chance and encouraged your sister to drive. I didn't even know about your sister secretly learning to drive. Also, it's been several years since your father died, and I'm looking forward to your mother reuniting with him over there, the good thing of the reunion of the two old people, so that your kid will be delayed, so you are not afraid that the two old people will find you trouble? In case your father is temperamental and asks you to go over and move his old man, will you go? Go, I can't give up my wife and children at home, don't go, your father's temper, you don't know. It's a headache for you, and if you don't go, you're going to wow. If you really get to that point, the daylily will be cold. ”

Zhang Bao came to a long snake formation, and said a lot of things, what should be said, what should not be said, what is good, what is not good, all of them are said again. In the clouds and fog, even blowing and scaring her brother, she couldn't breathe, and she didn't know the southeast and northwest.

Zhang Bao glanced at his wife, and his wife understood and continued to attack her younger brother. went up and grabbed her brother's hand, and cried: "Brother, don't you know wow, sister, I took our mother here for your good, and ate and lived in my house, and my sister can suffer from old sins." There is a small banquet in three days, and a large banquet in five days. Eat that every day, buy food. You can only have chicken and meat, and you don't take chopsticks when you leave meat. There is also smoking and drinking, she has this hobby in her old age, and I am trying my best to meet her requirements. ”

"Sister, you have to speak with your conscience, our mother is in your house, washing clothes and cooking for you every day, taking charge of business for you, and making a lot of money. You just take care of yourself from the labor market, don't you have to take care of food and housing? Also, our mother will also watch you at night, and you can't pay two people's salaries? Also, what does it mean that you alone advocate the cremation of the old man's house without saying a word? ”

Breathless, he said, "Wronged, I wronged." Our mother is allowed to be cremated. You are sons, don't talk about it for fear of trouble, and don't pay a penny, and the people who call us East Kidnappers simply laughed off their big teeth. How can there be a son like you in the world? Outsiders have said that you are a crumb! A beast without a human touch, a thing that pigs and dogs are not as good as! ”

couldn't breathe and carried Li Er out, saying that the village went to her mother's house to contact her, and said that it was okay, first cremated and then said, and asked the old man to be buried in the ground, and also said that his mother's brother is a person who takes care of the overall situation and understands the general situation, and does not investigate the cause of the old lady's death at all.

Li Er is here. His eyes were red from drinking, and he couldn't stand on his legs when he walked. Staggered, came to Zhang Bao and his brother-in-law, and asked, "How much do you say?" A word of pleasure. Learn a little from your sister. A while ago, Zhang Bao's father called the naughty family's car to die, which was the price your sister offered. ”

I couldn't breathe away from my brother, brother and daughter-in-law, and I muttered to the side for a while, and when I came back, there was a price, Zhang Bao's brother-in-law and daughter-in-law, a woman with a meaty face, shouted loudly: "200,000 yuan." ”

Li Er asked with a smile: "They are all real relatives, can they be less?" Zhang Bao sold his father, just that car, and the culprit of the accident, no matter how much money there is, just that thing, agree, just write a procedure, don't agree to pull down, don't delay me drinking, there are three girls waiting to kiss me outside. ”

couldn't breathe away from his brother and daughter-in-law, and really thought that there was a woman waiting outside for Li Er to kiss her mouth, so she turned her head to look outside, and there was not even a figure outside, and she knew that Li Er was a person who ran the train with his mouth full. Dealing with him, two words: difficult!

Li Er said: "You two, put the old lady's urn on the car, pull her old man home, the car doesn't have to be sent back, after you leave, Zhang Bao closes the door, and there will be no relatives in the future, everyone will take care of everyone." Meeting! (To be continued......)