Chapter 316
Li Er obediently went to the labor market and hired an old man who was not afraid of dirty to clean Liu Xueyin's sea fish, up and down, inside and out. Liu Xueyin spared him.
When the donkey came home last night, he immediately reported to his wife that he had eaten foreign poisoned beans.
Wufeng listened to the report of the leather donkey, and then looked at the leather donkey's face, which did not look like poisoned. She opened the donkey's mouth and said, "Open the donkey's mouth and stick the donkey's tongue out for me to see." ”
The leather donkey opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue according to his wife's request, and after Wufeng looked at it carefully, he shook his head and said, "I don't see anything wrong." I estimate that Liu Xueyin is playing tricks. Think about it, she is a doctor, she has a family, a job and grandchildren, she is not short of money, she is not short of food, and what she is currently lacking is a man. It's not that she doesn't have a man, she is waiting next to her to have a round room, but she doesn't want to let her enter the room. Of course, the huge past was a bit crazy, but isn't the money half back? If Liu Xueyin really poisoned a few of you, she would have run away or committed suicide. When I came back from a meeting in the evening, I saw her enter the sheep tower in a hurry, and from her gait, she was basically calm, not like she was panicked. ”
"And what kind of beans did she give us?"
"I don't know about that. Because I haven't seen the bean, if I had seen it, I might have known it. Pi donkey, you are also a farmer, can you know a handful of beans? For example: soybeans, black beans, mung beans, peas, and climbing beans, lentils, coffee beans, you all know these. ”
"It's definitely not the beans you just mentioned, those beans are smaller than the blue beans, anyway, I haven't seen them in the first half of my life." Oops, my little stomach hurts. ”
"What's the pain?"
"It's the kind of pain that sizzles."
"Isn't it the pain that pierces the eyes?"
"It's not."
Wufeng said nonchalantly: "It's okay, I'll just give you a treat." Lie down on your back on the bed. Just as Wufeng stretched out his hand to rub the belly of the leather donkey, before his hand touched the belly of the leather donkey, the leather donkey suddenly got up from the bed. Hurriedly unbuckled his belt, ran outside, and shouted: "Diarrhea, oops, so urgent." ”
Wufeng followed out of the door of the chicken shop, looked at the leather donkey from a distance, and did not work hard, the leather donkey came back with a chatter, but before the person entered the door, he covered his stomach and ran back.
Wufeng counted the donkeys. That night, the donkey made a total of 10 toilet trips. When it was about to be tomorrow, the leather donkey couldn't run anymore, Wufeng moved a Maza, and directly asked the leather donkey to sit at the door of the toilet, with his pants in his hand and his belt not tied. As long as your stomach rumbles, you don't even have to think about it, you immediately run into the toilet and squat, which can't be delayed. If you slack off, pull it in your pants. Do you say that people are in a hurry?
After dawn, the donkey finally climbed into bed and wanted to rest. Wufeng looked at the donkey again. After a night of tossing, the face of the leather donkey was already long. This pulldown was longer, the two eyeballs were deeply sunken, the black face turned earthy yellow, lying on the bed, humming vigorously, looking like that, even if he gave him a kitchen knife, he couldn't lift it, let alone wield it and cut people.
Wufeng felt sorry for the man, so he quickly put a bowl of chicken soup for boiling chicken, put in a little brown sugar and ginger slices, put it on his mouth and blew it lukewarm, held it in both hands, and slowly sent it to the mouth of the leather donkey, and asked him to drink a few sips to warm his body.
Just when Wufeng put the hot chicken soup to the mouth of the leather donkey, the leather donkey opened his mouth and was about to drink, not wanting to stand at the door of the chicken shop alone, and shouted at the two: "Bah! ”
It doesn't matter if someone shouts, the frightened Wufeng's hands tremble, a bowl of hot chicken soup is almost all sprinkled on the chest of the leather donkey, and the hot leather donkey screams "Ahhhhhhh
As soon as the leather donkey saw Liu Xueyin's face, he immediately widened his eyes, struggled to get up, and shouted weakly: "Lame girl, take it??" Cuisine??? Cuisine??? Kitchen knife! ”
Although the leather donkey is fierce on the surface, you can know it by listening to the voice, and it is obviously not enough confidence.
Liu Xueyin walked to the bed, stretched out three fingers, picked up half of the leather donkey, pressed it on the bed, and laughed at him: "Leather donkey, dignified hero, why did you call me to press three fingers on the bed today?" If you ask me to see, even if you give you a kitchen knife, you may not be able to move! It's better to lie on the bed obediently and pretend to be a bear. Otherwise, if you charge a good man and move the tire gas, it's not fun! ”
Wufeng said: "He is a man, where does the fetal gas come from?" Liu Xueyin, don't make trouble, you say, what kind of beans did they eat last night? The two of us, guessing and guessing, just can't guess why, or do you tell the mystery? I pondered, it's definitely not the foreign poison beans you said. ”
Liu Xueyin said with a smile: "Congratulations on your right answer, it's definitely not a foreign poisonous bean." Think about it, can foreign poisonous beans easily enter our China? I can't. Even if the state imports this kind of thing, it is strictly controlled to use it, how can it be sold to me, a common person, casually? ”
Wufeng asked eagerly, "Then what kind of beans did you give them to eat?" The leather donkey came home, and tonight it was leaking and pulling, and it was difficult to make up for it You gave them the cathartic croton? ”
"Congratulations, you're right again."
"You want to kill them?"
"No, I'm kind enough to help them. Wufeng, you think. A few of them have helped me a lot, and I should repay it. Wang Ba is a hot medicine, a big tonic, and Croton is a cathartic medicine, which is cool. If a person has too much stool in his stomach, he or she will produce toxins. If you often vent the feces in your stomach and let them out of your body, your face will turn from yellow to ruddy, and not only your spirit will change, but your body will also feel light. ”
Wufeng let out a long sigh of relief.
Liu Xueyin further explained: "There are a few leather donkeys, the physique is different from cold and hot, for the sake of insurance, I stewed Wang Ba soup as a medicine primer, buffered them, and after discharge, make up for it appropriately, which is very good for their body." ”
The leather donkey took the opportunity to say to Wufeng: "Lame girl, do you hear me?" I have to make it up, why don't I go and tell him to stew a bigger Wang Ba at noon this day, and make it up for me. He wants to know that I have a work injury in Yanglou. ”
"I think it's a little lighter, or I'll take some croton and send it to Yanglou?"
The leather donkey hurriedly stopped: "Boss Liu, don't leak it again, if you leak it again, my skin donkey will become a dead donkey." In order to thank you for your concern for us, I decided, huge treat, I will be the king, and that day he gave me a three-pound one, which is still tied under the bed. You two female comrades are also going to participate, I feel much more relaxed now, Wufeng, take a kitchen knife! ”
Wufeng grinned and sat on the horse and didn't move his nest.
The donkey said: "I said to take a kitchen knife, I want to try the body, I don't mean anything else, Boss Liu, you can't be careful, go eat Wang Ba, walk!" (To be continued......)