Chapter 315
Why did Liu Xueyin scold Li Er? It turned out that when Li Er was sitting and drinking tea in the Sea Fish Building, she smelled a stench upstairs. After Li Er left, the more she smelled it, the bigger the smell became, so she went upstairs to check. When I entered the door, I didn't see any? Since there is no, where does this stink come from?
Liu Xueyin went out of her bedroom, looked in several other rooms, and didn't find any situation, so she sat in the small living room upstairs, scanning around with her eyes, trying to find out the origin of the smell. She firmly believes that this smell must be Li Er's ghost, but how Li Er made it a ghost, she still can't figure it out for a while.
Women are careful, and Liu Xueyin is a careful person among women. She kept sobbing her nose, following the intensity of the smell, she found the master bedroom where she lived step by step, and finally, under the bed where she slept, she found a basin full of!
This basin is the one she washes every morning. The thin that Li Erpulled in it was fishy and smelly. Do you think, Li Ertian either eats pig's head meat every day, or drinks Wang Ba soup, and then drinks wine, can the things he pull out from his diarrhea taste good? It must smell bad.
Liu Xueyin hurriedly took a clean towel, covered her mouth with one hand, wore medical gloves with the other, held the basin, and walked downstairs slowly.
The more careful people are, the more likely they are to make mistakes. I don't know who it was, at this critical moment, a phone call came in, and the bell rang, which surprised Liu Xueyin! She was distracted, her hands trembled, and the basin in her hand unconsciously leaned forward, it didn't matter if she leaned this way, the and urine soup in the basin spilled out along the front edge of the basin! Sprinkled a staircase!
Liu Xueyin was excited, and his hands lost their proportions. As soon as it was loosened, the basin fell to the ground with a "bang", and all the and urine soup in it were scattered on the stairs. She didn't care if her feet were dirty or not, and rushed downstairs frantically, leaving a clear series of footprints on the stairs that Liu Xueyin walked.
Liu Xueyin went out of the door of the sea fish, shook his feet, threw off the shoes on his feet, and was barefoot. went straight to the sheep building next door and came to find that damn Li Er desperately.
Xiao Taohong looked at her sister-in-law's wolf look, covered her mouth and asked with a smile, "Sister-in-law, which one are you singing?" We're all gone, how did you make yourself look like this? ”
Liu Xueyin clenched his teeth and asked, "You don't have to worry so much!" , just sue me Li Er in that room! ”
"What are you looking for him? He didn't offend you anything. ”
"You're still defending your lover, you look at me, you sniff. Is there a smell? ”
"It's a stench."
"This is all a good thing that your own brother Li Er, that Wang Balamb did!" When Liu Xueyin said this, he was almost crying.
Xiao Taohong helped Liu Xueyin and helped her take off the clothes that were splashed with feces and urine soup on her body, and found a set of clothes that she often wore. helped her change it, poured a cup of hot tea, handed it to Liu Xueyin, and asked her to drink it. Liu Xueyin relieved himself at this time.
Liu Xueyin put things before and after. Tsai spoke carefully, and the little peach was dumbfounded, and she asked in surprise: "My dear brother." He's an honest man, can he do such a thing? Impossible. ”
Liu Xueyin pulled the little peach and went to her sea fish to see. Seeing the truth, Xiao Taohong believed that her own brother did it.
What to do? Xiao Taohong spread his hands and said: "He knew that he was in trouble, so he ran away early, where to arrest him in the middle of the night?" ”
Liu Xueyin said: "What's even more hateful is that he was afraid that I would find out early, and he wouldn't be able to escape, so he hid the urine under my bed. ”
Little Pink chimed in: "It's hateful. But he's such a person, what he is, maybe you know better than I do. So, sister-in-law, what about you, make do with me in bed for one night, and to-morrow, go to the labor market and call someone to clean up your fish stairs and the ground. I'll pay the salary, you don't have to worry about it, this should work, right? ”
"You should pay for it, that's your own brother, he got into trouble, who else if you don't wipe his ass for him? You wiped his ass clean, and I don't want to spare him. ”
Xiao Taohong said: "Then I'll break the jar and break it, and I won't do anything, anyway, I didn't get that urine for you, if you have the ability, go find Li Er, who caused the trouble, I don't want to care about his nossy business." ”
"He ran early. Where am I going to arrest him? I estimate that he will not dare to show his head for three or two days, he has urinated on the kang himself, and he knows it in his own heart. When Liu Xueyin was at a loss, he suddenly raised his head and saw Li Er coming back from outside! Li Er didn't know that Liu Xueyin had come to the little pink sheep building. He thought that Liu Xueyin was still staying in her.
This is really: there is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them! Liu Xueyin hid behind the door, and when Li Er entered the door, he quickly closed the door, so that he could catch turtles in an urn!
Xiao Taohong also saw Li Er, she was afraid that Liu Xueyin would capture him alive, so she shouted regardless of Qiqi: "Run, someone is waiting at home to arrest you!" ”
When Li Er heard that someone had arrested him, he was first shocked, and then ran away. When Liu Xueyin came out to chase, Li Er's legs were running fast, and he couldn't catch up after chasing a few steps.
Li Er looked back and saw that Liu Xueyin was far away from him, so he took the initiative to stop, turned around, put his hands on his head, looked like a big bad wolf, and stuck his tongue out, "Dudulu" called, seduced Liu Xueyin and said: "Come on, Wang Bazi, come and chase me, it's the puppy who doesn't chase me!" ”
Liu Xueyin didn't want to chase after her, but when she heard Li Er say this about herself, she was angry and chased after her fiercely. In this way, the two chased one and ran the other, and before they knew it, they circled around the east crutch three times!
Later, Li Er couldn't run anymore, so he sat on the ground panting. Suddenly, he found that Liu Xueyin was three steps away from him, his body shook a few times, and the whole person slowly softened, Li Er was startled, and he didn't know where the strength came from, he rushed up with an arrow, stretched out his hand to hold Liu Xueyin, gently put her on the ground, raised her head, rested on his lap, lowered his voice and called: "Liu Xueyin, wake up." ”
Xiao Taohong, who was chasing after the two, also ran over at this time, looked at Liu Xueyin's face, and asked, "Kiss my brother, my sister-in-law doesn't matter to her, right?" Do you want to be sent to the hospital? ”
"I'll give her an artificial breath, it looks like she doesn't matter."
"I know that you are giving her artificial respiration, I don't know, I thought you were kissing her."
Xiao Taohong and Li Er were discussing how to rescue Liu Xueyin, but she suddenly turned over and sat up, grabbed Li Er's two arms with both hands, and shouted excitedly: "Li Er, look where you are still running!" ”
"Fooled! So she's cheating? By the time Li Er understood what was going on, it was already three autumns late! (To be continued......)