Chapter 187: Big Things Are Not Good
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The category chuckled in his heart: "What's wrong with Brother Lu, Dou Dou, you said slowly, where did you go just now?" ”
"Brother Lu, he, he was arrested"
"What?!" The category was taken aback, and the whole person was shocked, he grabbed Dou E's shoulders and shook them again and again, "Who took Brother Lu away, you tell me clearly, what's going on?" ”
Dou E was speechless, her face was pale, and she seemed to have no strength in her body.
Liu Bei said with a stern face: "I'll come on, don't panic, sit down and say." ”
The category jumped straight to his feet: "What are you sitting on, standing and saying happy, don't grind!" ”
"I'm just afraid you won't be able to hold your breath, well, here's the thing. At noon today, we are bored at home, so we want to go out for a walk, what Xiao'e and I mean, we can't walk around, we have to wait for you to come back and arrange. But Lu Bu's kid didn't listen, saying that he had cleared the door outside, and it was no big deal, so he had to go out. In addition, after having a body, we all felt empty in our stomachs, a little hungry, and it happened that there were no vegetables, vegetables, grains and rice at home, so after discussing and studying for a long time, we decided to go out for a meal together, so, at noon, Lu Bu took the change you put in the drawer and walked out of the house with everyone."
Liu Bei told that after everyone walked out of the house at noon, they happily came to the gate of the community, waved a taxi, and four people got into the car together to find a restaurant.
In fact, there are places to eat nearby, but according to Lu Bu's meaning, you have to go to the city and even eat and play. Come back when you've had enough. Anyway, once the category goes out, it's usually a day. Just rush back before dark.
But Liu Bei disagreed, he said that everyone didn't have that mobile phone, and they were reckless and went far, once the category came back in advance, they had to be anxious, although Sister Furong could explain the situation to the category at home, then it couldn't be nonsense, after all, everyone didn't know much about modern society, and something went wrong. But you have to cause trouble for the category.
Dou E and Taishan also agreed with Liu Bei's approach, Lu Bu had no choice, so he had to obey the majority, so everyone got out of the car halfway, found a small noodle restaurant casually, and asked for a few bowls of noodles, Lu Bu had to drink, Liu Bei thought that this was not a big deal, so he was allowed to drink less.
Although it is just a few simple bowls of noodles. Two dishes of vegetarian dishes, Lu Bu came alone with two or two small dishes. But everyone is very excited, hundreds of thousands of years, there is no such experience, although the first day although I tried to eat a little, but the mood is completely different from this time, eating at home is, it is commonplace, now it is a restaurant, especially a few people acting alone, no use of the category to point fingers, not at ease this is not at ease that, just like a child who has just grown up, with the ability to take care of himself, can you not be happy?
The owner of the noodle restaurant can be regarded as seeing fresh, for so many years, for the first time I saw four big living people come here to eat noodles, and the people who could eat were happy and burst into tears, thinking in my heart, these four have just come back from prison, how many years have they been sentenced
Lu Bu raised his neck and went down to his stomach, he didn't drink enough at all, he slapped the table and glared at the wine for wine, Liu Bei and others persuaded him again, so he said it badly, and drank four taels in succession, and then put down the wine glass.
Then everyone snorted together and finished eating noodles, in this process, naturally there was a sigh of emotion, some cried and some laughed, Taishan ate halfway, and then lay on the mouth of the bowl to smell with his nose, smelled a few times and shook his head and said, no, smell not full
They didn't care what the mood of the other people in the noodle shop was, they threw down the money and left after eating, but Dou E was careful, although she was excited, she didn't forget to make change, everyone else went out, and the owner of the noodle shop said carefully while looking for money: "Girl, are you volunteering to be with these guys, do you need me to call the police?" ”
Dou E laughed all the way, and without saying a word, she threw down the silver bell-like laughter and walked away.
The owner of the noodle shop sighed and said, "It's me who is too worried, and this girl is not old and normal."
Out of the noodle restaurant, everyone was excited, but they also knew that it was time to go home, but at this time it was strange, there was not a taxi on the road, and there was no car after standing for a long time.
It was noon, the scorching sun was at the head, several people had a feeling of complacency, in the past, the more poisonous the sun, the more they had to dodge, but today walking under the scorching sun, although the body is still pure yin attributes, irradiated by this sun, but very comfortable, just like the harmony of yin and yang.
In this way, a few people swayed home, walking and walking excitedly, no longer taking a taxi, singing and dancing all the way, occasionally passers-by passed by, they all took them as drunken madmen, hiding far away.
At this time, they were purely wandering, so they walked very slowly, half an hour, only walked more than half of the way, but gradually, they also moved away from the suburbs of the city, and got closer and closer to Xishan.
Lu Bu walked in front, singing and dancing wildly, looking like crazy, in fact, he was playing drunk, and the others didn't care, they were all in the mood, slapping and laughing behind Lu Bu.
At this time, two black cars suddenly popped out from behind, and stopped in front of everyone with a creak, and as soon as the car door opened, more than a dozen black-clothed men jumped out, holding sticks and machetes, and rushed over to Lu Bu, who was walking in front.
When everyone saw it, they were taken aback, and as soon as they were stunned, Lu Bu had already fought with these people. I don't know where these people came from, they were very ruthless, the machete was used to cut off the hands and feet, and the stick was used to hit the head, which made Lu Bu busy for a while, and he couldn't parry.
In fact, in terms of ability, these people are not Lu Bu's opponents ten times more, but today, at this moment, Lu Bu has just condensed his body, to be honest, he can't control this new body well, as for the original kung fu, although he remembers it in his heart, his hands and feet can't keep up, just like a martial arts master who has been abolished martial arts, even if he understands everything, he has no choice but his strength is insufficient, and I am afraid that there is only one percent left in ten things.
Dou E and the others naturally rushed to help, but they were not as good as Lu Bu, what could they do to fight others? Especially Dou E, at this time, she is a weak little woman, but she is no longer the evil ghost who walks with a yin aura and black wind, and she was thrown to the ground as soon as she rushed up.
It's bad now, after everyone condenses out of the flesh, they can also be converted freely, as long as the ghost body is restored, it is like playing to clean up these people, but, at this time, the scorching sun at noon, the fire is scorching the earth, which ghost can manifest at this time? The answer is no.
Even if they want to work hard, they can't help themselves, because they have just eaten a stomach of noodles, Lu Bu has also drunk wine, and there are grains and grains in their bodies, and they have turbidity, and it is impossible to transform at this time.
In this way, Lu Bu dealt with more than a dozen thugs with his bare hands, and even though he knocked down several of them, he was soon hit by more than ten knives, and the sticks fell like rain, knocking the No. 1 general of the Three Kingdoms to the ground alive. Even Liu Bei, Taishan and Dou'e, without exception, have lost their ability to resist.
At this time, a middle-aged man in black got out of the car, waved his hand, and more than a dozen thugs rushed forward, lifted Lu Bu and threw him into the car. The middle-aged man looked at Liu Bei and the others and sneered, and said: "As the saying goes, it's not that you don't report it, the time has not come, don't think that no one knows your identity, go back and tell the boy surnamed Fan, I took this arrogant guy away today, within three days, kowtow to my door and ask for guilt, otherwise, you just wait for him to be gone." ”
After that, the many people took Lu Bu, got into the car, and drove away.
At this moment, Liu Bei and Dou E and others were scared, and hurriedly ran home, Sister Furong was furious when she heard this, and immediately set up a strong wind and led everyone to chase after them all the way.
But the land grandmother walked in the wind, chasing two cars that had been running out for a long time, but also helpless, they looked for a long time on the big road and the road, there was no trace, no way, and finally had to return the same way, but just happened to meet the scope home.
This is how things have happened, after listening to Liu Bei, he was already furious, because the middle-aged man Liu Bei said was undoubtedly Uncle Li of the Geography Hall.
It was Liu Bei and others, although they once went to someone's territory to fight and set a fire, but they didn't see the main owner at all, so that they didn't know this Uncle Li at all.
The category kept rubbing his hands, turning around in a circle, and scolded hatefully: "This old immortal, he didn't dare to come to the three-day appointment, but he didn't expect to take advantage of my absence at home, while you went out, he was secretly black, grandma, he was looking for it at this time, wow, see that I don't smash his geopolitical hall this time, and bully Lao Tzu." ”
The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he stomped his feet fiercely: "At night, I'm going to ask the 6 judges of the underworld to help, a little geodes, I'll see if you can go against the judges of the underworld, and those who dare to catch the 6 judges, this time let the old 6 give him a wolf's heart and dog's lungs."
As he spoke, he suddenly thought of something, turned around and said, "Huh? No, this incident is by no means a coincidence, how does he know that you are all condensed into human bodies, when you are the weakest, how does he know that you will appear halfway at that time? How does he know that you have eaten and the sun is scorching at noon, is it actually calculated? That's too much of a coincidence, isn't it? ”
Liu Bei nodded and said: "I have thought of this problem for a long time, in fact, I think that the next few conditions may just be just coincidences, and the most strange thing is how did he know, and besides, it came so quickly?" ”
Category narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said, "Could it be that there is something wrong with that noodle restaurant?" But that noodle shop, it seems that it was there a long time ago, it will not be Uncle Li's temporary eyeliner, besides, there is a fart for eyeliner so far away from where we live? ”
Liu Bei said slowly: "Yes, this matter is strange" (to be continued!)