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As soon as he was about to go inside, he was stopped.

"Stop, don't go inside, come here."

As soon as he turned around, he saw a person with a work permit behind him waving at him, and he wanted to pretend to be confused, but he pointed at him directly, but he had no choice but to turn around and walk over.

"Call me?" Category said.

"That's right, I'll call you, I said, where are you? Why do you come in and go in, and you go in and you know each other? The man looked up and down and asked, confused.

The "uh" category opened his mouth, wanting to say that he knew, but he couldn't believe it when he thought about it, how could it be so coincidental that three people at the funeral in a row knew him?

"What the hell are you doing? Profession crying? Or "The man's eyes gradually changed, and he looked at the scope as if he were looking at a thief."

"Actually, I don't know any of them." Category hastened to tell the truth, he didn't want to be mistaken for a professional mourner, let alone a thief.

"I'm from the Youth Volunteer Association, and I'm here to do my part, a light, you see, this is my business card."

The staff member took the business card handed over by the category and looked at it: Guo Debao, researcher of the Chinese Academy of Folk Culture.

He glanced at the business card, glanced at the category, and finally asked suspiciously: "Which department are you in, why haven't I heard of it, and besides, what is there in this place, can you still help people cry?" ”

Category nodded: "Mmmm, this is also one of our business scopes. In fact, we are doing a survey and research, making a social report on the modern funeral industry. And then"

The voice of the category has not fallen. The staff member had already put his eyes on hold.

"Who told you to come here to investigate. Do you have approval, go and go, hurry up and stay where it is cool, I see that you are full of food and support, what kind of social report, what is there to report in the crematorium, go out! ”

After the staff finished speaking, the pushers and shoved people out. The category borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, walked out under his feet, but shouted vigorously: "What are you doing, why don't you let me be here, the crematorium funeral home is for the public, what is there to avoid people"

The more he shouted at the man, the more he pushed him, and kept shouting: "I won't let you investigate here, you think the crematorium is your home, you will come when you say it, and you want to investigate and ask our leader to get a approval note and come again."

said. Several people came running in the distance, all rolling up their arms and sleeves. Look at that posture and come up to beat people.

Seeing that the situation was not good, he pointed at the staff member and shouted and stepped back: "You wait, you wait for me, you will see the report when you turn back, with your attitude, I will let you be laid off tomorrow." ”

"Okay, if you have the ability, you will let me be laid off, I will see that you are a reporter, so don't give me this set, I will be laid off? I'm laid off and you're coming? Scared to death, you came when the crematorium was said to come? Phew! ”

The category is that the hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, and when he turns around, he actually sees that the staff member is using himself as a reporter, and he is afraid that he will shake out the cat of their funeral home, so he took precautions, and now he behaved abnormally, and quickly shot to bomb people.

The category hurriedly ran out of the crematorium, and a few people behind him chased him away, seeing that the category was really gone, then he scolded and went back, pointing at the category and shouting: "Break your legs again!" ”

My obedient, I can't help but shake my head and stick out my tongue, this vigilance is too high, I didn't ask anything, I didn't say anything, and it made people bang out, is this a funeral home or an underworld? It would be better to say that I was crying professionally if I knew it.

However, it's almost noon to see, forget it, let's go, the crematorium to find a happy ghost is probably not going to work.

The category put Guo Cripple's business card in his pocket, thinking that fortunately he had kept this business card all the time, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today. He turned around and wanted to leave, but he was unwilling in his heart, and spat at the door of the crematorium fiercely, scolding: "Your grandmother has a leg, scare me to death?" You haven't seen as many ghosts in your life as Lao Tzu has seen for breakfast, pretend to be a hair with me, and send clever ghosts to scare you to death. ”

The category muttered and walked forward, only to remember that the clever ghost had been mistakenly put into the Ruyi Golden Bowl by him, and he didn't know when it would be released.

Hmm, ask Liu Wuxian at night to see how Brother Cui is, don't say it, I haven't inquired for a few days, and I'm quite worried.

He walked to the vehicle storage area, stepped on the electric car, and was about to get out, only to hear the electric car Didi scream twice, and then there was no movement. As soon as I checked the category, I couldn't help but scold, and the fire in my stomach leaked to the body of the electric car, because this broken car was fucking out of power.

No way, pedal the car, my original decision was really wise, thanks to the purchase of this car with pedals, it will be miserable.

From the eastern suburbs to the western mountains, across the entire city, more than 20 miles, the scope was helpless, so I had to brave the scorching sun at noon, hungry, and start to rush home from the crematorium.

Bitter, the electric car has no power at a critical moment, which is also a big tragedy in life, and it took nearly two hours to rush back home with a sweaty pedaling car.

Staggered back to the house, the scope was stuck on the sand, the hot head was about to explode, wiped a few handfuls of sweat, felt the cool temperature, closed his eyes and moaned: "Dou Dou, help me pour some water, I want ice." ”

The room was silent, but no one answered.

After snorting and gasping for breath, the category shouted again: "Dou Dou, pour me a glass of water"

However, there was still no response.

After three seconds, he suddenly sat up, turned around sharply, and his eyes widened suddenly.

What about people? What about people who usually sit in the living room and fart, chat, and watch TV?

Lu Bu, Dou E, Liu Bei, Taishan

Why is it all gone?

The category pedaled a few big strides upstairs and crashed into the study, and there was no one inside.

rushed into Liu Bei's room next door, it was still empty, only the dim light from the small oil lamp.

Sister Furong's room and Liu Bei Taishan's room were bumpered open one by one, but there was no surprise, all of them were empty.

"You, don't make a fuss, Dou Dou? You're the most well-behaved, come out quickly, Brother Lu, I'll bring something delicious back."

The category's voice was already a little hoarse, and a hint of ominous feeling came to mind.

Pedaling, the scope ran downstairs quickly, kicked open Dou E's room, glanced at it and ran to the kitchen, and was about to open the refrigerator, suddenly, stumbling in from the door A few people ran in

When he saw these people, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly greeted him, and shouted happily: "Dou Dou, Brother Liu, Brother Tai, Sister Rong, where are you going to play?" Scared me, what about Brother Lu? ”

Dou E grabbed the category with a panicked face, gritted her teeth and said: "Sir, it's not good, Brother Lu, he, he" (to be continued!)