Chapter 3 Dou E
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The category woke up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, it was already dawn.
The quilt seems to be a little wet, and I wonder why I still wet the bed, and I haven't peed since I was twelve years old.
He scratched his head, reached out to the bedside table to touch the water cup, but touched it empty, and then saw that the water cup was lying on the bed, his eyes widened, put his hand into the quilt and touched it, and then put it under his nose and smelled it, and then his heart was put down, fortunately it was not urine, it turned out to be water spilled.
Hey, how can the water be sprinkled, the category suddenly thought of this problem, and his mind suddenly exploded, and the things that happened last night came up, and he was cold, and he hurriedly jumped out of bed, stretched out his hand to look, and there was a black bracelet on one side, yin and yang double jade rings!
It wasn't a dream......
The category grinned, wanted to cry, but a little crying and laughing, as a temporary worker in the underworld, and did not pay the salary, he had just barely filled his stomach, but this time it was good, it was all mixed up.
The Yin Jade Ring in his left hand suddenly vibrated for a moment, and then there was a jingling sound, and a string of words appeared in the heart of the category.
"Congratulations on obtaining the abilities granted by the Yin and Yang Twin Jade Rings, as well as accepting the tasks given by the Yin and Yang Twin Jade Rings, the current magic weapon holder level is a ghost exorcist, and the current Yang Qi is sufficient, and it cannot be opened, so it can be used at night."
"I'll go, I won't be allowed to use it during the day, it's really a thing in the underworld, alas, I've really poured mold for eight lifetimes this time."
By the way, there is also a black bowl called what is the Ruyi Golden Bowl, the category touched the arms, sure enough, there is a bowl, take it out and take a look, I think it is nothing special, what a Ruyi Golden Bowl, this is a small black bowl.
He sighed, put everything away, felt a little hungry, got up and saw that the half-pulled pig's trotters in the refrigerator were still there, and he didn't care if he took it out three times and divided five by two, and then as usual, walked to the computer desk and turned on the computer, sat down, lit a cigarette first, and was ready to start coding.
He is currently writing a short ghost story called "Plants vs. Zombies", which is about a zombie in a farmhouse, and the protagonist uses various plants to defeat the zombies, but it has been revised three times, but it still hasn't been able to enter the eyes of other magazines, and if you can't find inspiration, I'm afraid you will have to abandon the manuscript and re-conceive it.
I sat in a daze for a long time, the soot was almost catching up with the growth of my fingers, and I didn't even hold back a word, my head was full of last night's events, the underworld, the 6 judges, the brother-in-law of Lord Yama, the ghost of hell......
Fuck it, I can't write anymore, I didn't sleep well yesterday, so simply, keep sleeping.
I soaked a bowl of noodles, snorted and ate my stomach, jumped on the bed, closed my eyes, and didn't think about anything.
When he woke up again, it was already dark, and when he woke up, he subconsciously touched his mobile phone, wanting to see what time it was, but he was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that the mobile phone was taken away by the brother-in-law of Lord Yama!
What can I do about this, the cottage apple is the second valuable household appliance in addition to the computer, and when he was scratching his head, the brother-in-law of Lord Yama - Cui Ming came.
This name is really awkward, and it is even more awkward with the next two words, urging him to come, but his eyes lit up when he saw him.
"Give me back the phone." The category directly put his hand on the bridge of Cui Ming's nose......
"The phone was confiscated." Cui Ming took it for granted and sat on the sand.
"Why? I'll just use this one phone, and if you want it to be useful, you won't call! ”
After thinking about it, the category added: "You have no signal in the underworld......"
Who knew that Cui Ming raised his neck: "Don't fool me, this thing can still play games, I saw you play for half a night yesterday!" ”
I went to it, and I said that no wonder that kung fu felt so cold around me, and I dared to love that this master was peeking at me playing games.
"Then you won't play ......" category is a bit laughable.
"Whoever said it, I can see it......" Cui Ming smiled mysteriously, took out the copycat Mac machine of the category, and pressed a game in two clicks, and the category came over to take a look, Plants vs. Zombies......
Looking at Cui Ming, who didn't know the mobile phone yesterday, he had rebuilt the number, and even passed more than ten levels, and he had to sigh secretly, don't look at this Cui Ming who doesn't know money in the underworld, and doesn't know the mobile phone in the yang, it seems to be a little lacking in heart, but if people are defective in some aspects, then they must have an advantage on the other hand, God said well, I closed the door for you, and designated to open a window for you again!
"Okay, I don't want my phone, give me back the card." The category reluctantly gave up.
"As long as you don't delay playing the game!" Cui Ming is not stupid at all this time.
"Play games without cards!"
"That's fine, what, I'm leaving." Cui Ming was about to leave while playing the game, but he grabbed him: "I said Brother Cui, didn't you come to tell me about the mobile phone, did you have the other half of the task?" ”
"Ah, yes, yes, I almost forgot about it again, I told you the other half of the task, you listen, I have to say it quickly, or I forgot about ......"
Cui Ming is like a strict amnesiac patient, crooked his neck and thought for a long time before saying the other half's task.
It turned out that most of the ghosts in the small hell in charge of the 6 judges had run away, but there were a few who didn't run, and the 6 judges thought of an idea, and said to the outside world that the internal rectification would not be open for the time being, so that others would not be able to see the real situation, but these few who did not run have become in the way, since it was decided to close, there must not be a few left in it, and the ghosts also have to eat, just like that, Cui Ming gave another idea, let those ghosts go to the yang world to stay, find a reliable person to watch, and wait for the other ghosts to come back, and then go and pick them up.
Now, this extremely unreliable-sounding job has fallen on the Category, that is, to let those ghosts stay in the Category's house for a year......
After Cui Ming finished speaking, he grabbed his clothes and said angrily: "Damn, don't you, you want to let those ghosts stay here with me?" You let me keep ghosts at home? How many more? Big brother, don't say anything, can't I do it anymore, except that the manuscript fee hasn't been spent last month, I don't have any regrets, please kill me quickly, and then arrange a hell casually, when can I be reincarnated and sue me..."
Cui Ming waved his hand again and again: "Look don't get excited, you think it's fun to go to hell?" Cutting out the abdomen and digging out the heart, cutting the tongue and cutting the ears, you have to get off the oil pot after going to the knife mountain, you know the oil pot? It's like you human fried fritters, fried brown and browned, crispy and crispy, and then put you on the grinding plate to grind, grind the finely chopped, and then sprinkle it into the river to feed Wang Ba, and wait for Wang Ba to pull it out, so that he can pick up a piece and then restore the human form, and continue to fry it......
The category held on to the wall and retched for a while: "Brother Cui, I took it, I can bear it on the knife mountain and under the oil pot, it's disgusting to let Wang Ba pull this out, you say, when will those ghosts bring it, I'll prepare a room for them......"
Cui Ming looked obscenely happy, pulled out a woman in white from behind him, and said, "This is your first customer, Dou E!" ”
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