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"What?! You are ......"

The category looked at the guy who claimed to be the brother-in-law of Lord Yama in surprise, and then looked at the light bulb above his head, stupid.

"You don't have to doubt it, my magic is profound, and your little light bulb is no threat to me." The guy said with a blank face.

"Uh...... You mean, you're a ghost? So what are you doing with my mp3 in your pocket? ”

"This thing is called mp3? What is it for? The guy naturally took the mp3 out of his pocket and asked curiously.

“…… Listen to the song, but this one has long been broken......"

"What about this?" The man pointed to the big knockoff apple in his hand and asked again.

“…… Mobile phone, ...... for calls"

"What is a phone call?" The idiot of the man seemed to be very strict.

The category felt that he was about to collapse again, and he said weakly: "Don't pretend to be a buddy, return the brother-in-law of Lord Yama, I am also the second uncle of Lord Yama, come on, you seem to be worse than me, I have a kappa here, it belongs to you, there are still half-pulled pig's trotters in the refrigerator, you go and gnaw it, but the door of the refrigerator is broken, be careful not to hit your foot when you open it, and do what you should do when you are done." ”

In fact, he was embarrassed to say that the Kappa was bought at the stall last year for 29, and when he came back to see the two villains face to face, he was not embarrassed to wear them, as for the pig's trotters, it is estimated that it is almost rancid, because the refrigerator is not plugged in at all, and the category feels that it saves electricity!

After listening with a puzzled face, the man said, "Don't you believe what I said?" I'm really the brother-in-law of Lord Yama. ”

“…… Okay, I believe, you are the brother-in-law of Lord Yama, go and gnaw the pig's trotters and go back to the underworld, the world is too dangerous for you to come up......"

The man tilted his head to look at the area, and suddenly snapped his fingers.

"Smack"

The lights in the room suddenly went out, and the scope was startled, and then there was a "snap", and the lights came on again.

The man looked at the stunned category and said proudly, "Do you believe it this time?" Sue you, if I don't want you to turn on the light, you won't be able to turn it on at all. ”

As he spoke, the man pointed to the water cup on the table, and the water cup swayed and flew up, and flew directly above his head in a stunned manner, and with a bang, half of the glass of water was poured on his head, and then it fell on the bed with a click.

This category is really believing, he was frightened on the bed, and said with tears in his eyes: "I said ghost brother, I will also write some ghost stories, no matter how come to me, I won't write anymore, I won't let people sleep in the middle of the night......"

The man was stunned for a moment, and said a little embarrassed: "Oh, yes, then I'll come back tomorrow during the day......"

As he spoke, he turned around and was about to leave, when he suddenly paused, turned around and said viciously: "Damn, you forgot what you were here for, you get up and go with me, and tell me about your counterfeit money!" ”

"Counterfeit money?" The category is dumbfounded again, is this from the underworld or the government?

"That's right, you guy just burned a billion yuan of counterfeit money to the underworld, the amount is particularly huge, the plot is particularly strict, the impact is particularly bad, and it has had a great adverse impact on the financial circulation of the underworld, especially the great damage to my reputation, so let's go with my underworld!" The man said viciously.

The category was taken aback, one billion yuan of counterfeit money, this crime is not small, why did you burn a paper and make a whole counterfeit money?

"I'm wronged, I don't know if it's true or false for all the things sold in the market, and besides, I don't have your money detector......" The category wrenched his head and shouted.

"Don't talk nonsense, I just took out your money to make people recognize it as counterfeit money, and bad luck will fall on you, you have to go today, and you have to go if you don't go......"

The man said angrily, and with a casual move, he suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and he didn't know anything.

The man put his phone in his pocket, snapped his fingers, and the lights went out, then turned around, and after a ripple in the air, there was nothing left in the room.

Fluttering, groggy, and when I opened my eyes again, the world around me was already a different world.

It was a dark place, as if it were a room, black and gloomy.

There was a table in front of him, and behind the table sat a person, dressed in official uniform, with a gloomy face and a big beard, and the brother-in-law of the Lord of Yama was standing next to him,

"Tell me about your counterfeit money!" Lord Yama's brother-in-law said viciously.

"The ......"

This worry in the scope of my heart, what am I talking about, how can such a big lawsuit come out of burning paper, is that paper money really fake? But no, the money was burned to a female pervert, she couldn't have come here to report me, right?

"I said, Cui Ming, you really arrested someone......"

The man sitting behind the desk spoke suddenly, but his tone was full of pretense.

"Why don't you arrest it, 6 judges, do you know how big this guy's social danger is, one billion yuan of counterfeit money!"

Lord Yama's brother-in-law said angrily.

"Well, Cui Ming is right, the matter of counterfeit money is very strict, category, you are now in the underworld, you are a sinner, this judge sentenced you to two hundred years in prison, and then went to the farmer's house to reincarnate as a pig, do you have anything to say?"

6. The judge said in a strange way.

"Of course I have something to say, why should I be sentenced to 200 years, I am innocent, the paper money sold in the store is that thing, how do I know if it is true or false, and I don't have your money detector...... If I give you a fake RMB, can you get rid of it? The category shouted unwillingly.

"Hey, it's reasonable, it's reasonable, such a sentence is really inappropriate, and it should be acquitted." The judge touched his beard and made a sudden realization.

The category of "you ......" is speechless, this dare is a foolish worm, the grass on the wall, and he is a judge with this IQ?

"I said Cui Ming, this is your fault, you said that you owe me a billion and can't go to the yang world to rob, and besides, the money is no longer in circulation in the underworld, don't you know?"

"How do I know money, I don't give money when I go to a restaurant in Xudu City......" Cui Ming is quite reasonable.

"I protest, I strongly demand to be sent back!" The category is a little clear.,This thing is a private arrest.。

"Sending you back? Can't go back! "Lord Yama's brother-in-law, Cui Mingman, doesn't care.

"Why? I didn't commit a capital crime! The category shouted.

"You think that the Netherworld is opened by your family, you can come if you want, you can leave if you want, tell you, the people who come here basically don't go back."

"Who the wants to come, obviously you forcibly arrested me, do you believe it that I went to sue you from Lord Yama?"

"You go and sue, anyway, Lord Yama is my brother-in-law......"

"Damn, you ......"

"Alright, stop arguing." 6 The judge began to play a round game, "Cui Ming, what people said is right, why did they arrest him?" If this matter is going to be caused to your brother-in-law, you will have to be convicted of robbery, and it will be over if you send people back. ”

As soon as he said this, Cui Ming was also a little silent. 6 The judge then said: "That, category, you should have lived to seventy-three, and choked to death eating moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival that year, it is indeed wrong for Cui Ming to arrest you so early, but it's really wrong for the underworld to arrest you so early, but the underworld has the rules of the underworld, if you want to go back, it's really hard, don't stare at me, which dynasty and which generation have not been wronged, this underworld is naturally no exception, so ......"

6 The judge glanced at the scope when he said this, and saw that his face was getting more and more ugly, and hurriedly said: "Actually, Cui Ye didn't go through the approval of the prefecture to arrest you, that is, there are no procedures, and it stands to reason that you can be let go back, but you are not in a hurry, today is not a good day, just July 16, the ghost door was just closed last night, and it is not allowed to open again within seven days, that is to say, except for us civil servants, there are ghosts who come to report normally, and no one else is allowed to enter, and the strong ghost king has led people to patrol day and night these days, If I want to send you out in the next few days, it will be even harder than ascending to the sky. ”

"Do you have to wait seven days to go back?" The category understood, and hurriedly asked anxiously.

6The judge sighed and said, "Don't you know that a man dies seven days as a ghost?" If you wait until seven days later, you'll be dead by then, and maybe even the bones will be ashes......"

"Isn't it? Damn, you guys play with me......" category jumped again and again.

"Uh......" 6 The judge touched his chin and looked embarrassed, as if he had been thinking for a long time before he said, "Unless you become a civil servant of the prefecture, then you can come and go at will." ”

"Civil servants? Old 6, you are just brainless, where did you get the establishment, I think it's almost the same to let him be a temporary worker. Cui Ming also began to come up with ideas.

"Temporary workers? Think about it. 6 The judge thought for a long time and slapped his thigh.

"Yes, I really have something to do, and I could have let other ghosts go, but for the sake of your Cui Ye, besides, this kid is also pitiful, just let him go, category, give a short-term job to the underworld, are you willing?"

The category stared at the beads of the beads, not a word. He has already seen that these two guys have not been at ease from the beginning, and the ultimate purpose of going around and around is to let him do something for the last sentence!

"What's the matter, you can tell me." People are under the roof, and there is no way to do it, so they should come down first.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, uh, that's right, a few days ago, there were just a few ghosts running in the underworld......"

6 The judge told the story lightly.

It turned out that two months ago, the two of them fought the landlord, the brother-in-law of the Lord of Yama, that is, Cui Ming, lost to the 6 judge one billion, and as a result, he also borrowed money from gambling debts, but no one refused to lend him, 6 The judge gloated, and he was overjoyed, so he drank more wine greedily, and as a result, he was careless for a while, and forgot to close the door after inspecting a small hell he was responsible for, so that the ghosts in hell had no restraint, plus some people instigated, he actually gave birth to a riot, escaped more than half, and went to the yang world to live happily, 6 The judge woke up and was annoyed, But I didn't dare to say it, when I saw the scope today, I wanted to leave this matter to him and catch those ghosts one by one.

After listening to the category, his head is full of black lines, and he dares to love that the underworld is in trouble, and most of the ghosts in hell have run away, how many are this? He frowned and said, "Even if I promise you, how can I catch it?" How to bring it back? ”

"You don't have to worry about this, there will naturally be good things for you later, in fact, this is only half of the task, and there is the other half."

The category said weakly: "Then you can finish it in one breath." ”

6 The judge continued: "This other half also has something to do with this, but it's too late now, so go back and let Cui Ming sue you." ”

Cui Ming sighed and said: "Old 6, your business is over, what should I do, I can find a helper for you anyway, my gambling debts ......"

6 The judge smiled and said, "If he can complete the task, your gambling debts will be written off." ”

After the two of them finished speaking, they high-fived each other at the same time, smiling evilly.

The category sighed secretly, thinking that this time it was a good idea to let these two ghosts calculate, but it was lucky that they could go back if they were caught in this place.

6 The judge straightened his chest, narrowed his eyes, looked at Cui Ming and the category, and said slowly: "This matter, in heaven and earth, only the three of us know about it......

A black bracelet suddenly appeared in front of the category, and with a flash of black light, it suddenly split into two, and it snapped on his wrist with a click.

The category is gone: "Didn't you say that you let me go, why did the handcuffs come up......"

6 Judge Yan said: "This is the magic weapon I have always treasured, Yin and Yang Double Jade Ring, Yin Jade Ring can help you search for ghosts, Yang Jade Ring can help you capture ghosts, but there are a lot of ghosts that ran away this time, your task is very difficult, and there are ten evil level ghosts, who are the main messengers of this hell riot, if you encounter it, you must be careful, your current ability is still relatively low, if you encounter it, it is best to hide away, and it is not too late to catch it after upgrading, until all of them are caught and returned to the underworld, and your task is half completed." ”

"It's only half the story when you catch them all...... How will I give it to you if I catch it? How do I upgrade? "The scope is a bit obscure.

"I'll go up to you from time to time and bring the ones I caught back to the underworld." Cui Ming opened his mouth and said, "As for upgrading, there will be a hint when you capture a certain number of ghosts." ”

"Okay, count me out of luck." To be honest, this doesn't sound like a good job, except that it adds some material to your ghost story.

"Don't be discouraged, I've already set it up for you, after you return to the yang world, the Yin Jade Ring will automatically start the task, and then follow the task step by step."

As he spoke, the 6 judge handed a small black bowl to the category, and said: "This is a vessel for you to hold ghosts, but it is a treasure of Buddhism, called the Ruyi Golden Bowl, use the method to go back and figure it out yourself, remember, you returned Yang this time in exchange for being a temporary worker in the underworld, if you can't complete the task within a year, we will recycle the underworld with you, go and ......"

Looking at the 6 judges with a wicked smile on his face, the roots of his teeth were itching, but he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and quickly asked: "I said 6 judges, are you talking about the 6 judges in the fast?" If so, can you do me a favor? ”

6 The judge didn't even think about it, and said very happily: "Don't worry about going back, after the matter is done, I will change you to a seven-trick exquisite heart, and make you a great god!" ”