The old fort was lying on the big drum in the small warehouse, holding his head in both hands and thinking about his thoughts, back and forth, left and right, repeatedly comparing the good and bad of the two women, trying his best to choose a better woman as his wife. It can be compared to come and go, and it is difficult to give up. Yu Xiu'e is the original husband and wife, son, wife, mother, three seamless, original and original, there is nothing twisted here, broken bones and tendons. It stands to reason that she is the first choice, but there is one point, this girl has been out for a few years, and she has run wild, and she has learned tricky and eccentric outside, with a cold face and a cold heart, and her stomach is full of some bad chicken intestines, which are not easy to regulate. And Chubby's mother, who is kind-hearted, good-hearted, kind and enthusiastic to people, is a good woman who loves men and children. But there is also one, I'm afraid that she has two hearts, and she pounces on her daughter wholeheartedly, and as the days go by, the heat of the marriage just passes, and the painted face is faded by the sun and the moon, revealing her true face, and at that point, it is too late to regret it. In case Yu Xiu'e saw that she picked a chubby mother and dumped her, she was angry in her heart, and she was angry when she got married, the house, the money, and the woman, but they all belonged to outsiders, and I don't know which bastard was cheaper?????

The old fort was thinking nonsense, and suddenly the door was pushed open, and Lao Yu flashed in and asked him: "Old fort, don't you go to sell vegetables to make money, in this hut, do you hold your head and play with eggs?" ”

"The three wheels are broken, I didn't go to transport the food, and the owner of the counter has returned, so I can't do it. Secretary Yu, you say, two women, which one do I want? ”

"What do you want your daughter-in-law to do? It's not useful at all. Don't talk about nagging every day, you have to eat and dress, what is better than now, look at you, lie on this big drum, no one cares about you, how free. Zhu Bajie cut his ears, light and cool. It's okay to sing, and it's okay to dance. Standard Freedom GI. ”

Lao Fort's disagreement with Lao Yu's opinion, he asked Lao Yu: "The bachelor is so good, you just kicked your wife, how good it is for the two of us to be companions!" Anyway, it's useless to keep it, it's better to beat it out with a stick. ”

Lao Yu said: "Wow, old fort, I also learned to counter the plot." Who did you learn this from? Be honest! ”

The old fort said: "That is, to treat others in their own way, who will not be able to govern them." Secretary Yu, tell the truth. Yu Xiu'e and Chubby's mother, which of these two women is better? ”

Lao Yu rolled his eyes, raised his head to the sky and laughed a few times, lowered his head, and said very seriously: "Old Fort, I'm just mentioning a building, which one the two women finally choose, or you are the master yourself, come down." Sitting on the small drum, let's analyze it face-to-face. ”

The old fort didn't know what to do, so he honestly sat on the small drum handed to him by Lao Yu, with both hands on his back. Putting his head on the side of the drum, Lao Yu coaxed him and said, "Close your eyes and listen to me give you a detailed analysis of the strengths and weaknesses of the two women." ”

Lao Yu saw that the old fort was honestly lying on the drum, and his eyes were closed tightly. He quietly took the jujube wood drumstick in his hand and held it high above his head. Hitting the drum hard is a mallet! After a loud bang, the old fort jumped up violently, hooked his eyes, and only saw Lao Yu talking, but he couldn't hear the sound. Lao Yu used his hand to gesture at the tall human figure, and then gestured at the fat man's waist, waving his hand. Although Lao Fort's voice didn't hear Lao Yu's words clearly, he could see that Lao supported him to ask for the slender and tall Yu Xiu'e, and did not support him to ask for the short and chubby little fat mother. When Lao Yu left, he said with a smile: "The sow stands taller than lying on her stomach, and it is just right for you to sleep with a black sow in her arms." ”

The old fort nodded vigorously in agreement, and even said, "Good, good!" Old Yu, this daughter-in-law you picked for me is good! He thought that Lao Yu was the tall Yu Xiu'e, and he couldn't imagine that Lao Yu was talking about an old sow! Old Fort, Old Fort, you're the No. 1 old fool in the world.

After a few days, the old fort's ears regained his hearing, and then he realized that the old man was playing with him. He was angry and determined to ignore Lao Yu. He believed in Wufeng, but Wufeng listened to the request of the old fort, and it was really not good to take this big idea for him, for fear that the old fort would blame himself in the future, and Wufeng understood in his heart: everyone has the problem of taking regret medicine. The donkey said, "This is easy, you invite me to a banquet, and I will make a good idea for you to ensure your satisfaction." ”

The sun is over. The afternoon sun was so hot that it shone on the ground, and most people were taking a lunch break. Yu Xiu'e knew that the second cart of dishes from the old fort was coming soon, and she habitually went to help with the cart, which was also to stir up the good things of the old fort and Chubby's mother. The three of them were just about to push the tricycle in unison, when a person rushed out from the side, put a knife against the chest of the old fort, and shouted in a low voice: "Take out the money!" Or I'm going to kill you. ”

The old fort was scared into a cold sweat, and no one helped outside, it was hot, who came out to suffer in the sun. Chubby's mother trembled with fright, like the old sow sifting chaff, and hid behind the old fort, and her pants had already peed a lot. The tip of the knife is on the stomach, and the situation is very dangerous. Yu Xiu'e was clever, quickly took the three hundred yuan in her pocket in her hand, held it to her chest, and squeezed her body in front of the old fort with one stride, held the money high in front of the robbers with one hand, and pushed the old fort's body back with the other hand, saying: "Brother, lack of money is not a disease, take the three hundred and go." He just came back from the goods, and he had no money on him, so he bought all the vegetables. ”

The robber pressed a knife against Yu Xiu'e's chest and shouted in a low voice: "The woman behind has money on her, hand it over quickly!" ”

Chubby's mother covered the pockets of money with both hands, and said anxiously: "No money, really no money." In fact, the money from the old fort's cart of vegetables was all in her pocket.

"Wow, if you want money, you don't want to die, I'm going to kill!" Just when the robber raised the knife, Yu Xiu'e threw the money in her hand into the robber's face, and took advantage of his efforts to pass with a flirtatious foot, and the robber immediately threw the knife on the ground, covering his crotch with both hands, and shrunk to the ground in pain. At this moment, Li Er and Huang Siyan rushed out of the office, one on each side, twisted one of the robbers' wings and held them up.

Li Er instructed Lao Cuihua: "Take the knife to the office, and point at it to cut vegetables." ”

Li Er and Huang Siyan were sent to the police station with the robbers. The old fort followed, Yu Xiu'e and Xiaopang's mother also went to the police station to testify, Lao Cuihua stopped them and said: "Stay, sell the vegetables first, this kind of big matter, it is best to ask the old men to deal with it, the woman is on the police station file, that is the female prisoner." ”

Li Er and the others escorted the robbers for a while, and when they looked back and saw that they were far away from the farmers' market, they let go of their hands, and the four of them stood on the side of the road and smoked cigarettes.

Li Er pushed the old fort: "Give him the three hundred yuan that I said." ”

The old fort nodded, took out three hundred yuan from his body, handed it to the robber, and said, "Brother, you are tired." ”

The robber didn't leave with three hundred yuan, he was too little: "The three bosses, the three hundred yuan they said was true, but they didn't say that they kicked this kick according to the ball, wow, that woman was really ruthless, one kick over, fortunately I turned one side in time, which saved this life, but the egg is 100% swollen, I don't believe you touch it." ”

Huang Siyan volunteered: "I'll try it, is it really swollen or false!" ”

Huang Siyan grabbed the robber's ball with his hand, and squeezed it hard, the guy screamed in pain, and hurriedly said: "It's not a big problem, you guy, you are much more ruthless than that girl, it's really hard." ”

Li Er said: "Add 100 yuan, and go back to the labor market to make up for it." ”

Yu Xiu'e is not a hero, let alone a chivalrous woman who selflessly saves people. At that time, she only dared to take risks and exchange her own life for the life of the old battery, mainly because she thought in her heart that a robber was a big man, so he would not raise a knife to stab a woman, right? Of course, the position of the old battery in her heart should be more important than her own life, this is her subconscious. The most valuable thing about a rural woman is this, and what a noble virtue it is to think of men and children in advance! It is common in daily life to exchange one's life for a man's life at all times. There are also a very small number of women who collude with wild men and murder their husbands, and they are not among the praises.

Yu Xiu'e was so excited and frightened that she fell ill on the bed. He parked the tricycle outside Yu Xiu'e's door, spread the quilt, carried Yu Xiu'e on the tricycle, told her to sit down, and went back to close the door. Li Er passed in front of the tricycle and shouted at the old battery: "Look at the baffle bolt at the back, is it plugged in?" How can I hear the latch clinking? ”

The old battery hurriedly ran to the back, tilting his head to check whether the bolt was properly inserted. Seeing that the plan to divert the tiger from the mountain was successful, Li Er lowered his head and hooked up with his feet on the front wheel, and the tricycle was light in front and heavy in the back, and the anti-aircraft gun was released at once. Yu Xiu'e even added a quilt and immediately rolled off the tricycle! At that time, I was covered in dirt, and my new clothes that I had just changed into were covered with dust.

Li Er turned to the back of the tricycle and gloated: "Is this a lion rolling a hydrangea, or is it an old donkey rolling?" Old fort, I told you to check the bolt, what are you pressing down, I don't know that the tricycle is light in the front and heavy in the back, and it is the easiest to put anti-aircraft guns. Tut, tsk, tsk, look at the rolling of this body of soil, like a donkey, how is it good? How do you go to the doctor? ”

Li Er's set of bullshit came down, and the angry Yu Xiu'e smoked in her seven orifices, and her eight orifices were on fire. She estimated that Li Er was bad, but she didn't pay attention at the time, and she couldn't grasp the real evidence. I saw her gritting her teeth, trembling and scolding Li Er with her fingers: "Okay! Wow. I, I'm not done with you! ”

Li Er looked at Yu Xiu'e's trembling with anger, his face was even more proud, and he grinned and said, "It's not over with me?" Listen to you, do you want to live with me? ”

Yu Xiu'e was so angry that she leaned back from the tricycle she had just gotten on, trying to tear Li Er's clothes, but she leaned too far back, and the tricycle re-put the anti-aircraft gun for the second time, and the front wheels pouted into the sky, and Yu Xiu'e rolled off the tricycle for the second time????? (To be continued......)