Yu Xiu'e ran to the farmers' market with nothing to do, and secretly helped the old fort to watch the stalls. A few days later, she discovered a new problem, that is, Chubby's mother was also helping the old fort sell vegetables, and she was still standing at the counter to help collect money. The two cooperate tacitly, talking and laughing.

Yu Xiu'e felt a little unhappy in her heart, and secretly thought: The old bachelor is still guilty of robbery, don't rob her, let it be given to you, anyway, it is the old lady who eats the leftovers, the guy who has enough of it, you are willing to make it, the old lady is not rare that thing. Although she thought so in her heart, she was always a little unhappy in her head, like a stalk in her throat, unable to spit it out or swallow. I feel very awkward. I simply came out of sight and out of mind, bought twelve catties of eggs and three catties of onions, and put them at home to eat slowly, anyway, these are dishes that can be stored. In a blink of an eye, ten days have passed, and Yu Xiu'e doesn't go out at home, but she thinks of the chubby mother all the time, talking and laughing with the old fort, lingering, it has become a ghost, wherever she goes, the scene follows. Yu Xiu'e was ruthless and stomped her feet, okay, wouldn't it be relieved if I went to see it? Holding back at home, isn't it tossing yourself? Thinking of this, she quickly washed her face, pulled her hair, hastily checked her shoes and socks, hurried out of the door, and went straight to the farmer's market.

At the gate of the farmer's market, she saw the old fort, pushing a cart full of vegetables in front, and Chubby's mother pouting her ass behind, helping the cart hard. Maybe it's because the rear wheel of the car is small, or maybe it's because the load is too much, and the two of them still can't push it up after several efforts. As soon as Chubby's mother turned around, she suddenly saw Yu Xiu'e, and immediately shouted, "Sister-in-law, come and help." ”

Yu Xiu'e came over to help with the cart, but her mouth was unforgiving: "Call me sister-in-law?" No, look at this scene, it won't be long, I should call you sister-in-law. ”

I don't know why. Chubby's mother didn't respond, but she worked hard and used all her strength to push the cart. In fact, it was just a little bit of thrust, and with a little extra strength, the tricycle climbed the slope and entered the courtyard smoothly.

The old battery stopped the car, and was busy picking up the vest to wipe the sweat, only to see the little fat and her mother hurriedly threw the towel over, and blamed the old battery in an affectionate tone: "The white vest that was just washed yesterday." What a pity to wipe sweat with it. After a while, I entered the market and sold vegetables shirtless, how ugly. ”

When Yu Xiu'e heard this, she was immediately angry in her chest, and scolded in her heart: "It's not yet the step of sharing the same bed, but I'll take care of it first, who are you?" Traffic cops, it's so wide. "It's not angry. Bi Jing and the two are divorced and are not under his management. She had to swallow a mouthful of saliva and endure the breath, but she held her breath in her heart. couldn't hold it down, Yu Xiu'e came to make up for the loss outside the embankment, kicked on the shriveled tire of the tricycle, and said angrily: "This tire is not very angry." Don't get a puncture. As soon as her words fell, the rear tire outside "whooped" and deflated. Yu Xiu'e's feet. She also called the leaking airflow to squeeze, and she hurriedly took three steps back.

The old fort saw it clearly, he thought that Yu Xiu'e kicked the tire, and immediately lost his temper: "If you don't want to help, you pull it down, why did you kick the wheel for me?" ”

Yu Xiu'e listened to this reprimand, she was angry in her heart, the fire that had been lame for more than ten days, "Teng" rushed to the top of her head, she stepped on the ground and the sound of the mountain, rushed to another tire in a few steps, and argued loudly: "Can this tire be kicked and broken?" Do you want to rely on people? A good tire, can it break with a kick? As she spoke, she habitually imitated the way she kicked the tire just now, and kicked the good tire in front of her again, and there was a "swish" sound, and the tire was out of gas. You talk about things in the world, it's just that! It couldn't be more coincidental.

The tricycle was lying on the ground and could not walk. The old fort roared angrily: "Yu Xiu'e, what kind of wolf ambition do you have?" If you don't help, it's just that, why did you kick Lao Tzu's two tires in a row! ”

Yu Xiu'e sneered: "Let me ask you, where did the money come from to buy a tricycle?" ”

"My son went out to work on the project to earn it, he gave it to me."

"Then let me ask you again, where did this son come from?"

"We had a partner."

"One and a half, right?"

"That's right."

"That's right, when it comes to not raising the bar, the money my son gave me to buy a tricycle, is it half of mine?"

"This, this, this ???" The old fort has been "this" for a long time, and there is nothing to say. I had to stare at the two big bull's eyes, and I was on the spot.

The onlookers talked a lot, gossiping, and some of them were towards Yu Xiu'e: "It's not easy to be a mother, pregnant in October, with a big belly, you have to work uphill, you have to take care of housework at home, and you have to serve the old men to eat and drink???"

There is a header to the old fort: "It's not easy for a man, give birth to a son, how hard do you have to get pregnant?" Before he could finish speaking, the crowd burst into laughter.

Yu Xiu'e made everyone smile and blush, and had an idea, so she came up with a plan to get rid of the golden cicada, pointed at the old fort with her finger, and said viciously: "You wait, I'll go home and get a wrencher, pliers and screwdriver, instead of unloading the half of the tricycle that belongs to me, and move it to my house, I'll see how you will push and pull what dog vegetables you sell in the future!" ”

Yu Xiu'e violently drilled out of the crowd and left.

Li Er was in the office, looking at her back, shaking his head, and competing to come up with two crooked poems: "The moonlight at the head of the bed, the in-laws become the bride." ”

The third fat man smiled and asked, "Boss Li, why do you still read poems?" I didn't hear you recite poetry when I was young. ”

Li Er criticized her and said: "In the past, you were still a famous beautiful girl in our village, a great beauty loved by everyone, but now you have become a half-old?" If I hadn't matched the yellow four eyes to you, you, the days of being alone in the empty room would still be long. When you have time one day, please me eat a meal of seafood, or I will often pee some bad water for the two of you, and in a few days, I will give you this good thing to pee yellow, don't believe it, I really have the ability. ”

"Don't, don't. I gave it to you for nothing, and you don't want me. If you want to eat seafood, it's not easy, and the seafood restaurant will make a table at night, so that you can eat enough. By the way, it also relieves the cravings of the four eyes. ”

"Just talk about it, you can't take it seriously. If you want to eat seafood, go to the counter and buy some, cook it on the electric stove in this office, and get some small ingredients, nothing more than some soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil, monosodium glutamate and other condiments, and I'll go to the market later and get some. Li Er is still full of confidence in his ability.

The old fort stretched out his hand to grab Li Er, who was passing by him, and pleaded: "What should I do, Yu Xiu'e is coming to dismantle the three wheels, can you persuade her?" ”

Li Er scared him: "Old guy, your business is big this time, not only can't this tricycle be saved, but the head on the neck is almost moving." It's strange to say, when there is no daughter-in-law, it can't be found, and there is nothing to scold the heavens and the earth. Say that the peach blossom luck is coming, the two women are still fighting, I said the old fort, you are really capable. ”

"Please, Boss Li, give me a way, help me choose one of the two."

Lao Cuihua came over and smiled: "Two daughters-in-law, you and Boss Li are one each, isn't it just right to have such a point?" To each his own, he takes what he needs. ”

The old fort looked crying: "Tease me, with you as a beautiful woman, where will Boss Li be rare with these broken copper and iron, only my old fort doesn't like this old sleeve." ”

"Who do you say is the old sleeve?" Chubby's mother said this coldly from behind her. It really scared the old battery. She was carrying food from the tricycle to the counter, and this was the second trip, and she had just come back from dropping down.

Lao Cuihua was afraid that things would not be good, so she hurriedly said, "There is a three-wheeled idle over there." Sister-in-law, you go and push it over, hurry up and get this dish in on the three wheels, and after a while, the cart will come in to unload, and this broken three wheels will get in the way. ”

Li Er said: "Little fat mother, you are not happy to say that you are an old sleeve, last time you gave me a nickname, called me an old bachelor, I am still alone until now, this account, when there is free, we have to live a good life." ”

Xiaopang's mother was so troubled by Li Er, her tense face suddenly stretched, and she blushed and said, "Didn't I know you last time." Besides, the old bachelor is also admitted by yourself, can you blame me? ”

"Can you blame me?" Li Er deliberately made a grimace, learned the foreign accent of Chubby's mother, and learned to be funny. The shy little chubby mother's face turned slightly red, and her anger disappeared, and she said, "We talk there, just this tone, if you come to us and you speak, maybe everyone will laugh at you for not being able to speak." ”

She was busy wiping the sweat of the old battery. The two cleaned up the dishes on the tricycle together, and with the help of everyone, pushed the broken tricycle aside.

When I returned home, the old fort had to take a bath, with a bare upper body and only big pants on the lower body. Chubby's mother used a wet hand towel to wipe the dust off his back. The old fort suddenly felt very brisk, he poured out his basin of dirty water, replaced it with a basin of good water, and said kindly: "I will also rub your back, right?" ”

Xiaopang's mother looked at the facial expression of the old fort, and then at the big tent under the old fort, and said: "We are sons and daughters, it's okay to help with the work, you can't think about it." ”

"I don't dare, I don't dare. It's all because it's not angry, and it's not honest when it jumps up and down. The old fort gestured with his hand to beat his second shopkeeper, and scolded while beating: "I call you disobedient, I call you dishonest, I call you open a farmer's market????"

Suddenly, Chubby's mother touched the old fort with her hand and said in a low voice, "Don't make trouble, there's movement outside, maybe the children are back." ”

The old fort hurriedly sat down on the sofa in a serious manner and motioned for Chubby's mother to open the door. (To be continued......)