On the fourth day of the sixth lunar month, many relatives and friends came. Most of the guests come by electric car, and at the moment there are a lot of people riding electric cars in the countryside. Riding an electric car has almost become a fad. Look at the old man, the older ones are afraid that riding a two-wheeled electric car is not safe. Just ride the three-wheeled old man's music. Younger men and women ride mostly on two wheels. There are also many old ladies riding tricycles, and there are children in the body, either grandchildren or nephews. When adults meet, they naturally ask how their children's relatives are, and if they marry their daughters, they ask if they have children, and if they have children, they ask their age, what grade they are in, or are they in kindergarten?

The old guy about sixty years old, regardless of gender, first asked if the pension in the village had been paid? How much pension money is paid in a month? Because the economic conditions of each village are different, the money is not the same, and those who send more, although they don't say that the cadres in their villages are good, they just smile and smile, and the owners who have less or no pension money open their mouths and scold the village cadres: "The eggs laid by those bastards in my village are patronizing themselves to make money, where do they care about the lives and deaths of the people?" After selling the land and selling so much money, I took it to buy medicine for his mother, and one day it would be better to fight corruption, but it would be better for them to do it. Pull them out one by one and kill them to get rid of their hatred. It seems that the personal grievances of this and the village cadre are not shallow.

Another white-bearded old man next to him, because he was older, may have received a lot of pensions, and hurriedly stopped the one just now from going down and said, "Hey, be careful when you come out and talk." Which village cadre is now seeking some benefits no more or less? As long as you can eat, it hurts to talk too much. You are here to help your relatives live their birthdays, not to have a meeting to scold the village cadres. We are all neighboring villages, ten families and nine relatives, tugging our ears and cheeks. Be careful that someone sends the word back, the village cadres are not good for you. ”

A six- or seven-year-old child, riding his grandmother's tricycle, hit the waist of the village cadre who was scolded just now, he grinned in pain, they were all relatives, and it was hard to say anything, just grinning with a bitter face, looking at the child's grandmother without squeaking, just waiting for her to apologize.

The grandmother pouted. lukewarmly said cool words: "Yo, a big man, looking at the sky, patronizing and talking with his hands touching the ground, accidentally looking at himself." If you lose your vigilance, can you blame the child for not having long eyes? How old is he? Can you compare IQ to a little doll? ”

The two were just about to argue. Gou Da was busy clearing the siege in the distance: "Second aunt-in-law." Who are you talking to? ”

The grandmother's family was rich, and she looked down on Gou Da, a relative, and said in a low voice: "What kind of nephew you have, what kind of uncle-in-law you have." She then bent down and scolded her nephew: "You don't know what to do, don't you want to be angry with your grandma?" Looking at the clothes that are not bad, why don't you do personnel? I'll be back later. See if I don't call your father and your mother to teach you a good lesson! ”

Gou's eldest second uncle, as soon as he heard this grandmother pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, he walked up angrily and asked, "Who are you scolding?" Don't think I'm too old and frail to hear! ”

The grandmother replied softly and stiffly: "I scolded my nephew." What's in your way? Don't drag the chopsticks and run away, it's okay to find trouble! ”

It turned out that this grandmother was the mother-in-law of the village secretary, and the child who hit the person was the son of the secretary. is a distant relative of Gou's mother-in-law, aunt and cousin. She didn't want to come, but it was her cousin who called three times before she reluctantly came over to celebrate her birthday. This grandmother has a car at home, so in order to avoid the limelight, she brought her nephew on a tricycle. I don't want her nephew to be used to riding in a car, and when she sees the pedal tricycle, she feels fresh and curious, so she goes up to ride and play, not wanting to touch people.

Money determines the status of each person. Although she is a cousin, her cousin has money, so she has become a big figure in the heart of Gou's mother-in-law, so to invite such a relative to celebrate her birthday, she just came empty-handed, and she also gave herself enough face.

Gou's mother-in-law ran over and asked, "Cousin, I didn't touch you, did I?" Hurry up, please! ”

Gou Da said to his second uncle: "Come in and sit, my second uncle wants to have a good drink with you." ”

The unlucky second uncle-in-law had to swallow a big mouthful of saliva. Following Gou Da, he entered the seafood restaurant. Although he has a big temper, he has no money just because he has a temper, and he is not very capable, and his temper is not small. The son has no temper, and he is also a small character who works and runs errands. can't hold up the slap-sized sky. In addition, his father speaks in no proportion, his heart is not bad, and he offends many people, and he is an unlikable lord everywhere.

However, this second aunt and Gou Youdao are in love, although the two are not all the way, they still talk. I don't know why, dogs and cats have become good friends, don't you think it's strange?

In order to show his strength, Gou Da invited his uncle, who was the village director, to him, and more or less wanted to give his two men and his gang, one of whom was not too big or too small. In order to fight for some right to speak in future cooperation. At least not to be marginalized or eaten by them.

Somehow, when I was almost done cooking, I suddenly had a stomachache, ran to the toilet three times, and finally lay down in bed.

Fortunately, 90% of the dishes have been prepared, and Gou Youdao has reduced one dish per table. So there was the last Wang Ba soup left, and Gou Youdao personally put the chopped Wang Ba into the soup pot and stewed it. At this time, the weather was so hot that Gou Youdao pushed the back window of the kitchen open to let it breathe. He was worried about drinking with the unlucky second uncle, so he told Xiaohong to look at the soup pot, and he hurried back to the table to continue the wine fight with the benevolent brother.

Gou's mother-in-law is today's old birthday star, she is happy in her heart, and she drinks a lot of wine. Taking advantage of the wine, she came to the big dining table step by step, and said to her little brother-in-law who was the village director: "Second brother, you see that your niece and son-in-law are promising, with such a big seafood restaurant, wow, we won't have to worry about eating." From today onwards, you will arrange all the hospitality in our village here. You don't have to pay money, just make a blank slip. In the future, wow, I'll call you big brother, just take the note and go to the accountant to ask for money. In fact, this money does not have to be paid to the seafood building, and at the end of the year, it is indispensable to calculate the general account. Anyway, we have to pay dividends at the end of the year, so let's deduct it in advance to be safer. Save and call outsiders a pit. ”

How did Gou Youdao listen to his in-laws' words and feel awkward, he wanted to have a seizure, but he thought about it and endured it. Or the idea of harmony prevailed. He was just about to go over to toast the old birthday star, and suddenly remembered the Wang Ba soup stewed on the fire! Hurriedly ran to the back kitchen and saw Xiaohong sitting next to her and napping. So he took a few pots for himself, put the stewed Wang Ba soup well, and ordered the widow to go up one table at a time.

Gou Youdao held a small spoon of soup in his right hand, and said: "Relatives and friends, Wang Batang is here, this is a good thing, big supplement, come, come, you're welcome, scoop and eat." He fixed his eyes on Uncle Gou's face and said, "Village director, I'll serve you a bowl." Everyone knows, for the sake of the affairs of the village, you are busy with your feet not touching the ground, serving the people, you are not tired, I salute you a bowl of Wang Ba soup! ”

Gou Youdao personally held the first bowl of Wang Ba soup with both hands and respectfully handed it to the village director.

The village chief held his head high, took the soup bowl, and ate it unceremoniously, and when he ate the bowl of soup to the bottom of the bowl, his eyes stared at a black thing in the bowl and did not move.

Gou Da found that his uncle's face was wrong, from red to black, from black to purple, and finally to sallow, he hurried over, picked up his uncle's soup bowl and looked at it, there was a black shell lang in the bowl, lying on his back to the sky! (To be continued......)