There are about three types of dung shells growing in the area. The first is the one commonly known as the Great General, this guy is big, black, and has a horn on his head, which is about the same as a small walnut. It likes to arch human feces, especially the stench of children, and is its favorite. The second type is the smallest shell, which is almost the same size as a soft jujube. It mainly arches the dung of cattle and gathers in a large herd. They roll the cow droppings into small balls, hold them on their four legs, and then fly with their wings and fall on the grass, and then arch the ball into the ground, and it burrows itself into the dirt and never sees it come out again. The third type is the one between the first and the second. Its size is also between the first and the second. They do a great job of teamwork. After the dung balls are rolled, one of them picks up in front and one pushes in the back, and they all work head-down, at the same pace, pushing and pulling, struggling to roll the dung ball into the grass, and then bury it. After finishing one without stopping, then go to the second one, and roll all the cow dung clean. Agricultural scientists call them nature's cleaners, and it's true that they contribute to the beautification of our environment.

Contribution should pay attention to a method and way, and if you contribute yourself to the Wang Ba soup bowl, it will not be so coordinated.

The village director pulled the black guy in the bowl with chopsticks and asked Gou Youdao: "In-laws, why do I look at this thing like a shell?" ”

Gou Youdao hurriedly came over, took the bowl in his hand, carefully glanced at the thing facing the sky on his back, and said in a low voice: "Maybe it's a blind bump, right?" (Blind: the common name for the scarab.) Author's note)

The village chief said affirmatively: "Is there a black one, who are you fooling around?" ”

"Maybe it's a nonsense. In our seafood restaurant, where did the shell lang come from? I think it looks like a little turtle. Gou Youdao was full of nonsense, but he didn't admit that the village director was a shell in the bowl. (Hu You: It is said to be a pest of Ma Lingxia.) Invasive alien species. It specializes in gnawing sweet potato seedlings in spring, and also gnaws the buds of other tender vegetables, and has no wings, which is one of the distinguishing signs between it and the dung shell. Author's note)

"Hu You doesn't have wings, this thing has wings, what do you say it's an object? Turtles are things that lay eggs, where did the little turtles come from. ”

Gou Da took the thing in his uncle's bowl. I looked at it several times, and finally came to a conclusion: "This is a shell man who is not bad at all, when I was a child." I often play with, and I can't go wrong. ”

The adults and children who came to celebrate their birthdays, especially those young girls, heard that there was a shit shell lang in Wang Batang. I covered my mouth at the time. Wow Wow vomited, and suddenly, in the entire hall, the sound of vomiting rang out. There was a fishy smell in the air.

The rich grandmother just now vomited the most. She pointed her finger at the forehead of Gou's mother-in-law and asked, "You are so ruthless, you used shell Lang to cook soup to entertain us, didn't you ask us to come to celebrate your birthday." Are you intent on harming us? Let's go to the hospital and check it out to see if there is anything wrong. ”

Grandma pulls her nephew. Hurriedly got into a passing taxi, went straight to the hospital, and didn't even want the tricycle that came to ride. This is not only a physical health problem, but also a reputation mixed in, going out to celebrate people's birthdays and eating shells, what a damage to reputation! It's hard to say.

"What do you say about this?" The village director asked Gou Youdao.

Obviously, he wants to get some benefits from the seafood restaurant, first, to get some face, and secondly, to ask for money to spend, which is also human nature. The dignified village director drank the Wang Ba soup boiled by the shit shell, and this loss can't be eaten in vain. You say, "Isn't that the truth?"

Gou Youdao shouted: "Take it and let me see, what is in it, Wang Ba soup was stewed by me personally, could it be that Wang Ba ate it blindly and didn't digest it well?" ”

Gou Da hurriedly handed the bowl containing the shell Lang to his second uncle.

Gou Youdao took the bowl in his hand, held the bowl in his left hand, picked up the shell Lang from the bowl with his right hand, looked east and west, one was cold, his mouth was big, and he filled the shell Lang into his mouth at once, "crunch" a few sounds, Gou Youdao stretched his neck and swallowed the shell Lang in his stomach!

The village director watched Gou Youdao eat that shell lang, and he was surprised in his heart, and suddenly remembered the words of killing people and killing people, and there was no proof of death, and sneered: "The surname Gou is ruthless!" Today, Lao Tzu suffered this dumb loss, but remember, we are not done with this matter. Don't think that you have eaten a shit shell, without physical evidence, I have a way to fix you bastard. ”

The village director finished scolding viciously, got up and walked to the door of the seafood building, met Gou Da outside the door, and began to scold him again: "You should be killed, you invited Lao Tzu to celebrate your birthday, and you want to assassinate the old revolutionary cadres!" I can't spare your second uncle, the old king, and I can't spare you little turtle grandson! When I go back, see how I clean you up! ”

Gou Youdao followed out of the house, looked at the back of the village director, and said with a smile: "My family, I'm really sorry." I should let you play more and go again. Don't put a basin on your head. Holding a blind man as a shell and smearing his relatives in the face is not what a village cadre should do. In the future, I often come to see the seafood restaurant when I have time, and the Wang Ba soup here is very fresh. ”

Gou Youdao watched the village chief walk away, and then stopped talking. Standing at the door of the seafood restaurant, he nodded and sent his relatives away one by one. Every guest who leaves, he has to instruct: "Come often, today is purely a misunderstanding, it's my old eyes are dizzy, when I was skimming Wang Batang, let a blind fly into the pot by mistake, or can it be called a blind bump?" It just flew around, even the boiling hot pot, it was not afraid, it flew in, it was not a pity to die by itself, and it spoiled a pot of Wang Ba soup boiled by Lao Tzu! It's really hateful, I can't spare it, a shell! ”

"Shell Lang? Didn't you say it was a fool's errand? How did a scarab become a shell? What did you give us to eat at noon? You are responsible for our health! A relative, who had just walked a few steps, turned his head and asked Gou Youdao in a suspicious tone.

Gou Da hurriedly came over to the round: "It's a blind bump, it's a blind bump, it's really a blind bump!" I dare to vouch for my head, if you go back and have a problem, come back and cut off my head! ”

Gou Er spoke very directly: "Even if you eat a shell, you can't kill people, and my brother and I didn't eat it when we were young!" What is there to fuss about! It's really rare and weird and scary. ”

"Now there are still people who drink their own urine to cure diseases, called urine therapy, the old lady's urine, the medicinal value is higher! I heard that foreigners, there are also people who eat, what kind of golden meal is a beautiful name. Widow Sun also came out to help.

That relative is not good at stubble, turned around, and said coldly sarcastically: "The old lady's urine can cure the disease, your family can keep it for yourself, the golden meal is delicious, your family can keep it and eat it slowly." A nest of snakes and rats, what kind of toys are they, a bunch of things that eat and drink urine! Born with three rotten! ”

The relatives scolded and left, and even the old birthday star of Gou Da's mother-in-law also had a tiger face and scolded her son-in-law Gou: "You have done a good thing, you are not allowed to sleep in my daughter's room tonight!" ”

"A fool girl, most of them are crippled, not even lazy, and have psoriasis on one leg, so I was blind, so I got on your thief ship?????" Gou muttered under his breath.

"What do you say? Tell me again! The mother-in-law stopped walking.

Gou Da was frightened and quickly lowered his head, not daring to say another word. Her mother-in-law saw that Gou was silent, and she had already shocked him, so she stopped worrying about this half-hung son-in-law and turned away.

Looking at the empty seafood building, Gou Youdao said angrily: "The shell Lang incident at noon tonight must be investigated!" Gotta get that troublemaker out! (To be continued......)