The next morning, I had just gotten up.

"Hey, when the are you coming back?" I took the phone, brushed my teeth, and asked the old fairy.

"I can't go back......!" The old immortal said.

"What the hell, where are you going to die!?"

"I have to stay here for a day or two and attend a funeral!" The old fairy said helplessly.

"Who died?" I asked casually.

"Pillars!"

"Which pillar?"

"Just Tan Zhongzhu, which pillar can be!" The old immortal replied weakly.

“…… You're so bad, as soon as they get married, you curse them to death! I spat and frowned.

"I didn't lie to you, I'm really gone!" The old fairy said seriously.

"!"

"I lied that it was your son!!" The old fairy said a little anxiously.

"What the hell?" I asked, stunned.

"Drowned!"

"Drove into a blister??" I asked, confused.

"No, I fell into a pit and drowned!" The old immortal emphasized.

"Get the out of here! Don't come back and pull down! As soon as I heard this, I immediately thought that he was pulling calves with me, so I reached out and hung up the phone.

Who knew that five seconds later, the call came again, and the old fairy pulled his neck and shouted: "I can't die if I lie to you!" He's really gone, he drank too much last night, I asked him to help me get the paper, and then fell into the pit...... Cremation this morning,! ”

“……！”

I was stunned, blinked and asked, "Drop ...... Fell into the pit of? ”

“…… My son lied, I've never seen anything like this!! True...... It's so miserable! The old fairy sighed and said.

"You're such a human nemesis, how can you meet anything! Fuck ...... me You say, "Who will believe this?" "I'm still a little confused.

"Come here, I guess I'll be out of the funeral early tomorrow morning, you can help me get some clothes!" Be solemn, anyway, this matter seems to have something to do with me, I have to send him! The old immortal said slowly.

“…… Blind! "I don't know what to say, I can only sigh.

……

"The greatness of life, the grievance of death!" Bai Tao stood beside the old immortal and sighed.

“…… Just a bang, people are gone, life is so fragile! The old fairy also agreed.

"I'm telling you, you can't marry these broken shoes, it's a man!" Bai Tao said speechlessly.

"Don't BB!! So many people were there yesterday, and whoever saw that pit was confused! Just that Xiaohan, he didn't even think about it, and plunged straight in! That's it, this girl is good! I admire it! The old fairy said sincerely.

“…… Also! Bai Tao nodded.

……

I met Tan Zhongzhu once, it is a bit of fate, people die, and they have to go over to see it. In the afternoon, I called Hassan to drive, and then we rushed to the Twin Cities together.

After arriving at the place, I met with Lao Xian and Bai Tao in the hotel, and then chatted, and everyone agreed that Lao Xian was a broom star, and he was there in every bizarre thing.

"You don't know! When the person dragged it up, the nose and mouth were exhaled to death, and the person was suffocated to death!! Fuck, Ming'er goes back, I have to go to the temple and burn incense!! Some things are wicked! The old fairy said a little frightened, he felt that this matter was quite evil.

“…… What did the farmhouse say? ”

I asked.

"What can Jb say? He fell into the toilet by himself, what does it have to do with others! However, Tan Zhongzhu and his brother are quite tough in this area, and it is estimated that he will have to lose some money! But it's useless, the people are gone, what can you do if you lose money or not?! Besides, his family is not short of this bit of silver! Bai Tao said casually.

“…… What the hell is the pillar doing? ”

I asked casually.

"What you do, that's what he does!" Bai Tao looked at me and replied.

"Ahh

I nodded knowingly, and didn't ask any more.

"Oops, no, this stomach is still not good, I'll go to the toilet!! Hassan, get me some paper! The old fairy clutched his stomach, got up in one step, and ran outside.

"Big brother, I'll kneel down for you!! You scrape it with a stick, I really can't send it! You is better than an atomic bomb...... It's scary! Hassan was stunned for a moment, then pulled his neck and shouted.

"Hehe, fuck me!" Bai Tao was suddenly happy.

"I have to stay away from him in the future, he will have an accident as soon as he, that's weird! I have a buddy, you've seen it, just that wild goose, because I've seen him, he has sequelae, and now when he goes to the toilet, he wears an eye patch! I whispered to Bai Tao.

"Haha! , you can really pull it! Bai Tao laughed instantly.

"Bang dang!"

The door was pushed open, Xiao Gang glanced into the room with cold eyes, and said, "What's ridiculous about JB, my brother is gone, you can see it as a joke?!" Time to eat! ”

I was stunned for a moment, Bai Tao's laughter also stopped abruptly, and Xiao Gang turned around and left, he wanted to take revenge on the old immortal last night, but Tan Zhongzhu had an accident, and he didn't have that mind, so this matter will be over for the time being.

"What's wrong with him?" I asked, puzzled.

"Neurotic, ignore him!" Bai Tao frowned and replied.

Immediately, a few of us went downstairs to eat together, and the person who entertained him was Tan Zhongzhu's brother, named Tan Zhongshu. Forty-one and twelve, 1.8 meters tall, with a shaved head, no expression on his face, and a black cloth wrapped around his arm, he was greeting friends and relatives in the hall.

"Big tree!" Bai Tao shouted.

“…… Tao! Tan Zhongshu turned his head, saw Bai Tao, walked over and nodded.

"My buddy, to the south! You've seen it, old fairy! Bai Tao introduced.

"I've heard of you! Hello, hello! Tan Zhongshu smiled and stretched out his hand.

"Young, I'm almost thirty! Hello, Brother Shu! ”

I replied casually and shook his hand.

"Huh!"

Tan Zhongshu tore open the cigarette case, handed a cigarette to one of us, and said angrily: "Yesterday I had a happy event, and today I will have a funeral!" Let you see the smile! ”

“…… If this is the case, the pillar has a good relationship with me! Who can laugh out of this! The old fairy bowed his head and replied.

Just as a few of us were talking, a group of people came in at the door again, and it was Lin Hengfa who walked in with two people.

"Big tree!"

Lin Hengfa shouted.

I turned my head and frowned, Tan Zhongshu patted me on the shoulder and said, "Go, Tao, Nannan, I'll introduce you to a friend, also from H City!" ”

"I'm not going, you talk!" I whispered back and stood still.

"We'll sit down by ourselves, you're busy, big tree!"

Bai Tao also replied.

Tan Zhongshu saw the attitude of the two of us, and then he was stunned, and said with a smile: "Okay, then you sit down first, and I'll go over later!" ”

"Good Ratcha!" I answered, and then walked to the corner table with Bai Tao, Lao Xian, and Hassan.

"He's there too?" Lin Hengfa looked at a few of us and said casually.

"Acquaintance?" Big Tree asked.

"I don't know!" Lin Hengfa shook his head without hesitation.