Xiao Gang went to organize people to kill them back, so let's not talk about it for the time being, let's talk about Lao Xian and Tan Zhongzhu's side first.

Because this hotel is to maintain the style of the Northeast farmhouse, there is almost no decoration, except that the yard is clean, and there is no difference from the rural bungalows.

There are bathrooms in the private room and upstairs in this place, but Tan Zhongzhu and they are eating in the courtyard, which is relatively close to the thatched house outside, and the two of them hook up their shoulders, so they have to chat, so they went to the horizontal row of public toilets on the side of the courtyard wall.

Some friends may live in the urban area and have never seen a real rural open-top public toilet......

The roof of the shed is wrapped with iron sheets, and several pits are blocked by cement walls, with an interval of about one and a half meters, and there is no urine tank inside, which is directly a pit. It doesn't matter if it's peeing or, it's all about this anyway!

The pit is usually about two and a half meters deep, usually behind the toilet, separated by a wall, and then covered with wooden planks and lime tiles, and it can only be dug once a year, so it smells very strong.

And the turning point of the story is in this toilet.

The two of them walked into the toilet drunk, chatted a few words, and had already swept away the unpleasantness with Xiaogang just now.

"I'll tell you Xian'er, I know, I married Xiaohan, and many people scolded me behind my back for being a living king! I admit that Xiaohan was a bit of a recruit a few years ago! But since I've been with me, it's really changed! Besides, now this JB woman, you look quite chaste, as if you want someone else to do it, and you will have to jump off the building and die, in fact, it's all! Let's be honest, you know a! Knowing her present, can you understand her past? Who the knows if he used to work happily?! I love her so much! And she can help a lot with the business I'm doing now, and that's it! In this era when hymen is repaired over and over again, in fact, it is a lifetime with everyone, and if you think about the past, then no one can live! Tan Zhongzhu really drank too much, put his arms around the old fairy's neck, and began to talk endlessly.

", they're all married, why are you talking about this? If you look good, that's good! The old fairy unbuttoned his pants, bypassed the two stalls of dry, and stood there peeing.

"Yes, don't say it!! Anyway, whoever is green knows, it's over! Tan Zhongzhu took a big breath, finished speaking freely, and then prepared to untie his pants and pee.

“…… Exercise! When I drank too much in the restaurant, I had a bad stomach! The old fairy was just about to tie his pants when he suddenly said.

"What's wrong?" Tan Zhongzhu asked.

"There's, it's coming without warning!" The old fairy said with a poet's atmosphere.

“…… Nalaba! ”

"Do you have paper?"

"You clean calves, I got married today, what are you doing with paper in your pocket?"

Tan Zhongzhu replied in a daze.

"No, it's missing, you give me some paper! I'll pull it all at once! The old fairy took off his pants and squatted directly on the top of the pit.

"Pants bang!"

As soon as the words fell, a dull sound appeared on the old fairy's buttocks.

"It's not...... Is it in such a hurry?! Tan Zhongzhu drank directly, rubbed his head in a daze and asked, "Have you taken off your pants?" ”

“……！”

The old immortal's face suddenly turned red, and he pushed Tan Zhongzhu with some embarrassment and said, ", why are you so close to me?" Why don't you want two more mouthfuls? ”

“…… No, I'm afraid you didn't take off your pants! Tan Zhongzhu was definitely stunned, and he was a little shaken when he stood in front of the old immortal.

“…… Take it off, you go get the paper! ”

"Okay, then you can pull it!"

Tan Zhongzhu nodded in a daze, and then walked out with the wall on the wall.

Lao Xian squatted in the pit and continued to use the toilet while texting Cheng Junyi. After waiting for five or six minutes, his ass was a little dry before he heard footsteps.

"Dude, hurry up!" The old immortal shouted.

"Where are you?" Tan Zhongzhu's voice sounded.

"I'm still here, where can I go!" The old immortal was speechless.

"No, I can't look at you!"

Tan Zhongzhu stretched out his hand and pulled in front of him, and said with a stiff tongue.

The old fairy listened carefully, the voice came from the back of the toilet, and suddenly collapsed to burst, gritted his teeth and said, "You went wrong, what are you going to do after going to the Jb room?" Send me the paper, fuck me, my ass is dry! ”

"No, I'm here......!"

"You're on the wrong track!!" The old fairy roared.

"Quack, poof!!"

Two sounds in a row instantly reached the ears of the old fairy.

"Whew!"

A scream followed.

"Holy shit, what's wrong??" The old immortal was stunned.

"Gollum!"

There was a bubbling sound underneath the toilet.

"Oops! I day. You. Mother!! Pillar, why did you go to the pit!! The old fairy reacted instantly, didn't wipe his buttocks, and jumped up with his pants on. Although he was a little confused, he hadn't completely drunk too much, so he took the phone and ran to the back of the room.

"Step on ......!"

The old fairy ran to the back of the house in a few steps, looked down, and saw that the asbestos tile covering the top of the manure pit was crushed, and then he used the phone to shine a light, only to see a person's head scratched messily on the stinky, and then disappeared!

"It's over!!"

The old fairy woke up in an instant, and there was no laughter at all, so he grabbed the big spoon of dung next to him, went directly into the dung pit, stirred it hard, and shouted: "Come on, fuck me!" Tan Zhongzhu fell. It's in the pit, it's all bubbling! ”

After shouting three or four times in a row, a group of people rushed to run.

"What's wrong?"

"What's going on!"

"Holy shit, who fell into the pit?"

Everyone asked.

"What the hell, I'm, let the pillar fetch me some paper, who knows when he comes back, he went wrong and went to the pit by himself!"

The old immortal was sweating anxiously, gritted his teeth and said.

Everyone was stunned at the same time.

"Poof!"

Just when everyone was hesitating and at a loss after everyone knew what was going on, Xiaohan, who was wearing a white wedding dress, was the bride today, and everyone was broken. Shoes, almost without any hesitation, jumped straight into the dung pit.

"Thunderbolt!"

Although Xiaohan is not short, he has inertia when he jumps, and his feces and urine almost immediately lost his head, and the old fairy shouted with a dung spoon: "Hurry up!" ”

"Get a flashlight, hurry up!"

"Waiter!"

Everyone began to shout, and Xiao Han below was stunned for a moment, and reached out to grab Tan Zhongzhu in the pit. The toilet was overcrowded and quite noisy, Lao Xian and Bai Tao bent down, reached out and grabbed Tan Zhongzhu's stiff arm, and his head was less than ten centimeters, so he plunged into the and pulled the two of them up.

More than ten minutes passed, and the two were dragged up, but at this moment, Tan Zhongzhu was no longer breathing, and was pulled by his own car and quickly rushed to the hospital.