"Huh? Looking for a child under two years old? W, where can I find this? Meng Chao said embarrassedly.

"Go to the community, there are many children in the community, there are many people who play outside with children in the summer, and they will definitely be able to find it in the community, in this way, I am responsible for finding half a catty, and you are responsible for finding a catty and a half, do you hear?" He Qiankun commanded.

"But, He Shao, how do I know how much urine I found in the child? You can't hold a rod scale, can you? Meng Chao said embarrassedly, he never thought that following He Shao, he would go out one day to find a boy everywhere.

"Are you stupid? Won't you buy a container? Buy one of those containers marked with a few liters and a few liters, and you will know how much? He Qiankun thought he was very smart and said, this Meng Chao is too stupid, no wonder he can only be a little brother.

Meng Chao touched his head and said with a smile: "Why don't you be smart." ”

"Well, that's good, we'll go out to buy containers now, and after we buy containers, we'll go to the community, and the soldiers will be divided into two ways, and we must find the two catties of boy's urine before eleven o'clock." He Qiankun got into his Audi car as he spoke.

"He Shao, should I take this car? That Santana air conditioner didn't work, it was hot. Meng Chao said.

Santana he had already opened, it was broken, it creaked everywhere, especially what he couldn't stand was that the air conditioner was broken, and on this hot day, it was like a sauna in it.

He Qiankun waved his hand, "Okay, hurry up, you guy has a lot of problems, it's good to have a car to drive, it's better than you riding a bicycle every day, right?" Don't forget that you're a car owner now. ”

"Yes, yes, He Shao, isn't there something serious today, I'm afraid of delaying your business?" Meng Chao hurriedly said.

"Well, don't talk about it, let's do it quickly." He Qiankun started the car and drove outside.

The two kept looking for a commissary outside, but unfortunately there were few people who sold containers, and after looking for more than an hour, they still didn't find a store that sold containers with scales.

"Damn, it's so hard to buy a broken container, isn't it a fucking buyer's market now? Shit, it's a fucking seller's market, you can't buy anything with money. He Qiankun was sweating profusely and shouted angrily.

"He Shao, there are less than two hours left until eleven o'clock, what should I do? By the way, He Shao, I don't understand a little, since it's watering flowers, why do you have to find the boy's urine before eleven o'clock? Meng Chao suddenly thought of this question.

"This ...... This one...... How do I know this? Anyway, Master asked me to find it, maybe it won't work after eleven o'clock, right? What do you ask so much for? Don't hurry up and figure it out. He Qiankun shouted angrily.

"Yes, it's He Shao, don't worry, let's think of a way together." Meng Chao was also sweating profusely, and because of the air conditioning in the car, this was more comfortable.

"Then you think, when you use your brain, you have to rely on me, can you also use your brain?" He Qiankun shouted angrily.

"Don't worry, He Shao, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, let me think about it, container, damn, container, I'll rely on it." Meng Chao suddenly jerked his thigh, which startled He Qiankun.

"Do you have cramps?" He Qiankun shouted.

"I thought of a way, aren't there containers all over the streets?" Meng Chao exclaimed excitedly.

"Where? You got kicked in the head by a donkey? ”

"Haha, He Shao, we don't need to buy the kind of container that is marked with how many liters, can't we just buy the kind of container that holds a pound of water?" Meng Chao said.

"Where, you're going to find it for me."

"Wine, He Shao, we drink wine every day, isn't the bottle of liquor just a catty?" Meng Chao asked.

"Huh? Yes, Meng Chao, you kid is okay, but can liquor and boy urine be a weight? He Qiankun asked.

"It's definitely about the same, it's all liquid, and the main ingredient is water." Meng Chaodao.

"Okay, let's go buy wine right away."

He Qiankun drove the car and soon found a store, the two hurriedly came down, bought two bottles of liquor, and after pouring out all the liquor, they found the community.

The community is quite easy to find, and I found one after a while.

The two of them ran out of the car with a wine bottle and ran into the community.

"I, you two, give me a stop." As soon as the two of them ran into the community, they shouted from behind.

The two stopped, turned around and saw several security guards running over, and one of the security guards shouted, "What are you two doing?" Thinking of a civilized community like ours coming to make trouble, you guys should be tender and let me out quickly. ”

As soon as the two of them looked at the empty wine bottle in their hands, they immediately understood, people thought they were fighting with wine bottles, and also, now the wine bottles are worthless, where are there people running around with empty wine bottles.

"Damn, what's it called? Know who I am? He Qiankun shouted angrily.

"Who do I care you are? In short, you can't come to our community to make trouble, so get out quickly. The head of the security guard shouted.

"I don't think you want to do it, this is our mayor's son, He Shao, are you blind?" Meng Chao shook the wine bottle and shouted.

The head of the security guard ran to the front, grinned, and shouted: "You pull it down, and the mayor's son, I haven't seen a mayor's son running all over the street with a broken wine bottle, who are you scaring about, brothers, let me get these two guys who want to make trouble." ”

As soon as the security boss shouted, several other security guards surrounded him.

"Get out, get out of here."

"If you don't go out again, don't blame us for being rude."

"Sample, I don't look at what community it is, and I ran out to pretend to be the leader's family."

"I'm not ashamed."

The security guards shouted one by one, still holding rubber batons in their hands.

At this moment, an aunt not far away was holding a child and peeing on the child.

When He Qiankun saw it, he immediately shouted: "Don't pee, don't pee, wait for me." ”

After speaking, He Qiankun ran towards the child.

The aunt was urinating on her grandson, and when she saw a young man waving a wine bottle, she ran over, and her mother screamed in fright, picked up her grandson and trotted up.

The child was still peeing, and suddenly urinated on the aunt's body, and the urine flowed down, and the child, who was frightened by the aunt, also cried.

"Stop him, he's crazy, he doesn't even let his children pee." The head of the security guard shouted.

Several security guards rushed up with batons, stopped He Qiankun, lifted the batons, and smashed them on their heads and faces.

"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm not making trouble, I'm here to catch pee." He Qiankun shouted.

"Neuropathy."

"Perverted."

"Maniac."

The security guards scolded and whipped He Qiankun with their batons.

"Don't fight, this person is really the mayor's son, we are not here to make trouble, we are here to pick up the boy's urine with a bottle." Meng Chao saw that the security guards were really fighting, and with so many people, he didn't dare to go up, so he had to scream.

"Get out of here or I'll kill you." The security boss shouted.

He Qiankun saw that now he is a hero who doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, run, there is no way, he had to run outside with the bottle, but Meng Chao ran out one step ahead of him.

"He Shao, what should I do?" Meng Chao asked with a sad face.

ps: Today's fourth update, brothers, flowers to support it.