Chapter 833: Boy Urine (Asking for Flowers)
On campus, Xiaoying had just come down from Fox, and was meeting He Qiankun and Meng Chao who came back from playing basketball.
"Xiaoying, you're here so early." He Qiankun greeted Xiaoying with a smile.
He Qiankun has already said that he will not be able to get along with Ye Fan in the future, and he will not force Xiaoying anymore, hoping to be friends in the future.
In this case, Xiaoying is not good at making He Qiankun too ugly.
After all, He Qiankun is the mayor's son, and it is not a bad thing for Ye Fan to have such an enemy, if it is not cost-effective to let He Qiankun hate himself and Ye Fan because of his attitude.
So Xiaoying smiled on her face and said to He Qiankun: "Yes, you went to play basketball?" ”
Looking at Xiaoying's delicate face and smiling, it was even more beautiful, He Qiankun was even a little stunned, damn, if you get this woman into bed, what a ecstasy it would be?
However, he still quickly adjusted his feelings, did not look like a pig brother, and said very sunnyly: "Yes, is your car newly bought?" It's beautiful, Ye Fan bought it for you? ”
"Well, I just bought it a short time ago." Xiaoying replied.
"Yes, when did you learn to drive?"
"It's also just learned, okay, I won't tell you, I have to go to class." Xiaoying said, talking to He Qiankun, He Qiankun's appearance is indeed normal, not like he has any bad ideas, Xiaoying is also in a good mood, and he is not so disgusted with He Qiankun.
"Have you had breakfast? Do you want to eat together? He Qiankun asked with a smile.
"I've already eaten it, thank you, no need." Xiaoying laughed.
"Well, then you can go, we haven't eaten yet." He Qiankun said.
Xiaoying walked away with brisk steps, He Qiankun looked at Xiaoying's sexy figure, grunted in his throat, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Why less? What's going on? Is this woman going to like you, and now she has a good attitude. Meng Chao stepped forward and asked.
"Like me? Hehe, this is not, I took the initiative to reconcile with her, and promised not to be difficult for her and Ye Fan anymore. He Qiankun smiled sinisterly.
"Huh? Why less? You can't be uninterested in this woman, right? Meng Chao asked, if you want to say that Xiaoying is a woman, but she is even more charming than before, although she was also very beautiful before, but the skin on her face always felt bad, but now, it is called a water spirit, and her figure seems to be more popular, which makes people can't help but think about it at a glance.
"Not interested? Haha, Lao Tzu, this is called inducing but not triggering, two months, as long as two months, I can practice divine skills, when the time comes, I am more powerful than my master, you say that Ye Fan, can you beat me? He Qiankun asked.
"What? Can you practice better than Old Man Zhao in two months? What kind of effort does that have to be? Meng Chao asked in disbelief, practicing martial arts is not an overnight thing, for two months, it is not even good to squat on a horse.
"Yes, it's two months, this kung fu master said it's called Juyang Gong, the main thing is to increase the yang energy of the person who practices martial arts, so that the person who has practiced is full of yang energy, and the skill is profound, hum, I am now reconciled with this chick, so that he will lose his vigilance against me, two months later, I suddenly became difficult, beat the surname Ye half to death, directly abolished him, and then come to her, what do you say will be like then? The gap between the front and back is so big, do you think she will die of happiness? He Qiankun laughed and said.
"He Shao, you are really good enough, first suppress and then promote, and deeply pretend to be a pig and eat the essence of a tiger." Meng Chao admired and admired.
He Qiankun instructed: "It's good that you know about this matter, don't tell me about it, otherwise, it won't be enjoyable then, you know?" ”
"Don't worry, He Shao, I definitely won't say it, I'll have to enjoy it with you when the time comes." Meng Chao assured.
"Huh?"
"No, I mean watching you abolish that surnamed Ye, can you not enjoy it?" Meng Chao hurriedly added.
"Hehe, when the time comes, I'll knock him down, and you can also go up and have a good time, and experience the feeling of stepping on the master." He Qiankun said happily, as if he was already stepping on Ye Fan on the ground.
"He Shao, have you started practicing?" Meng Chao asked, from yesterday to now, He Qiankun has been playing everywhere, and even found two coquettish female students to open a room at night, and I didn't see him practicing.
"Not yet." He Qiankun was originally immersed in yy, but when he was reminded by Meng Chao, his heart suddenly sank, damn, boy pee, boy urine, how can I find this thing?
Although I promised that the master would be looking for the boy's urine since yesterday afternoon, but He Qiankun's dignified mayor's son, why are you looking for the boy's urine? How embarrassing would it be if this got out? Don't know what others think?
Therefore, He Qiankun has been hesitant until now, and he is not embarrassed to look for it, and he has not even inquired.
Now that it's time to get to the front, there are still three hours before the start time of the practice at 11 o'clock at noon, where can I find two catties of boy urine?
"He Shao, what's wrong?" Meng Chao saw He Qiankun's face change, and hurriedly asked.
"Meng Chao, are you a child?" He Qiankun asked, but then shook his head: "Damn, if you are a child, then the sow can go up the tree." ”
"He Shao, this question is too easy to answer, I was not a boy three years ago, follow He Shao, if I am still a boy now, it would be too embarrassing, don't let people die of laughter." Meng Chao said with a big laugh, as if he had heard a particularly funny question.
He Qiankun glanced at Meng Chao, grass, why did you ask him, this kid follows him every day to eat, drink and have fun, Miss has no less fun, how can he be a child?
Besides, it's a boy, do you let him pee and let Lao Tzu drink? Isn't that disgusting?
"Don't laugh, laugh like a fool." He Qiankun said angrily.
With a bang, Meng Chao's laughter stopped.
"He Shao, why did you ask this question?" Meng Chao asked curiously.
"That's right, my master planted a very precious flower in the yard, and he said that it should be watered with children's urine to grow better, and it takes two catties a day to do it, so I asked you this question." He Qiankun said.
This reason, but he thought about it for a long time last night to come up with a more reasonable reason, and now he just needs to use it.
"I see? However, in this society now, especially in universities, where to find children? Meng Chao said.
Today's male college students, who have girlfriends, are basically not children, or they don't have girlfriends.
It's really not easy to find a boy.
"Are you stupid? Boy urine, boy urine, of course, the younger the child's urine, the better, let's go to find the kind of children under the age of two, in short, before eleven o'clock at noon today, we must find two catties of child urine. He Qiankun said.
Damn, since you want to drink it, of course you can't drink it from older children, especially your classmates, even if it's a child, you can't let yourself drink the urine, and you're sick to death.
Let's look for those little kids, at the very least, those little babies' urine doesn't look so disgusting.
ps: Add a few more flowers, and you can show it on the flower list on the homepage, everyone help smash a few, thank you.