Zhang Feng looked at Teacher Huang Wanqing and classmate Ji Shulan, who were just about to speak.

I don't want Teacher Huang to suddenly say, "Classmate Zhang Feng, can you test a word for this teacher?" Don't say you can't measure, I'm not stupid, I can see if you're lying or not. You should be able to test people's words. ”

Zhang Feng couldn't cry or laugh, because Zhang Feng couldn't measure words. He wanted to coax Li Yu Keli just now. But now he's having a hard time riding a tiger.

Teacher Huang ignored Zhang, she directly picked up a small wooden stick and wrote the word 'Qing' on the ground in front of Zhang. It was the last word of her name.

"Teacher Ben also tests marriage." Teacher Huang Wanqing said to Zhang Feng.

Zhang Shenstick touched his nose and said: "The word 'Qing' goes to 'water' for 'green', and the 'green' is Qingshan!" ”

Zhang Shenstick saw Ji Shulan bring out three bowls of water in a row and said, "There must be clear water in the green mountains." The book brought out three bowls of water, and there was even more water. ”

Ji Shulan put one of the bowls of water in front of Zhang Feng and said, "Nonsense, the three of us are here, don't I bring out three bowls of water to drink?" ”

Zhang Shenstick ignored Ji Shulan and continued: "There are green mountains, there is clear water, and there is a lot of water. Therefore, this handsome guy concluded that Mr. Huang's previous boyfriend's home must be very far away from your Mr. Huang's home. That's it. ”

"Shushu brought out three bowls of water, and the three of us opened three mouths, that is, three 'mouths' Shushu means that we have three people and one bowl of water, that is, everyone has water. There must be trees on the green hills, and the trees are wood. Double wood for the forest. ”

"A 'wood' word plus a 'each' word together is a 'grid' character, right?"

"Shuangmu is the word 'forest'"

"So Mr. Huang's ex-boyfriend's name is Green, right?" Zhang Shenstick insisted on the authenticity.

Zhang Shenguo looked at the stunned Huang Wanqing and ignored Ji Shulan, who was squeezing his eyebrows at him, and said: "'Qing' should be cleaned and cleared. Clear again means finished. ”

"So this handsome guy must be, sure, sure that Green is over and has been dead in the water for three years."

"How do you know? I didn't tell you that I, Brother Grimm, died in the Sea of Japan for three years. I thought you Zhang Feng was coaxing people. Ji Shulan exclaimed.

Ji Shulan always thought that Zhang Feng was talking nonsense, because she Ji Shulan had told Zhang Feng about Green.

"Shushu, don't talk nonsense, Zhang Feng is a master." Teacher Huang reprimanded gently.

"The three iron bowls with the pattern of the Year Beast indicate that Green has been dead for three years, and the lot of water indicates that Green has died in the water. One of the situations mentioned above is that I am talking nonsense, but so many situations appear at the same time, that is inevitable. Zhang Shenstick said.

"Of course, King Wen's gossip and face-to-face technique has always been to believe in it, and not to believe it. I'm just going to make you both laugh today. Zhang Feng suddenly said.

Teacher Huang finally shed tears in his eyes and said: What kind of man will I be in the future? ”

Zhang Feng said embarrassedly: "The 'clear' is also clean, the word 'clear' goes to the 'water' for green, and the green is green." Qingshan has 'wood', 'wood' and 'wind' for maple also! ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Zhang Feng smiled lewdly.

"If it weren't for the fact that I'm here, this mountain and water are long, would you have come to this broken county town of Dongxing? Everything is fateful. Zhang Shenstick concluded.

Zhang Feng's voice landed, and Teacher Huang's eyes were obviously different when he looked at Zhang Feng. It seems to be angry and happy, both sad and happy.

Zhang Shenguo was startled and hurriedly said, "Teacher Huang, tell you the truth." What I just said was all made up casually. I'm just an ordinary freshman in high school, and I don't know how to gossip about King Wen. ”

"I was talking nonsense just now. Another day, well, tomorrow night, I invite you to dinner, Mr. Huang, to give you a patriot. ”

"Zhang Feng, you give me a stop for this boss. Boss Ben can take your vacation tonight, but you'll have to test me too. Boss Ji Shulan said to Zhang Feng's bodyguard who had just stood up and wanted to leave.

Zhang Shenstick knew that he denied it and didn't use it, it was Zhang Feng who sat down in the place just now.

Ji Shulan took a small wooden stick and wrote the word 'Ji' on the ground and said, "This girl also tests marriage." ”

After Ji Shulan finished speaking, she turned from behind Zhang Feng's body to the left side of Zhang Feng's body, and also leaned on the wooden telephone pole.

"The left side of the word 'Ji' is the word 'female', and the right side is the word 'minister'. Needless to say, the word 'female' is on the left. You, Miss Ji, inadvertently turned to the left side of the word you measured. Zhang Feng said.

Then Zhang Feng picked up a piece of yellow cloth from Ji Shulan's feet. I don't know whose yellow cloth the glasses wipe cloth fell out.

Zhang Feng sighed and said, "Miss Ji, you have an elegant temperament, and you are an empress-level figure in ancient times." ”

In Teacher Huang's surprise and exclamation, Zhang Feng said again: "I really don't dare to say anything about your boss Ji's fate." ”

"You give the girl less nonsense, say!" Ji Shulan snorted.

Zhang Feng gritted his teeth and said: "The Wei writing of the word 'minister' is half-opened, and there are two people in one mouth. That is, there are two mouths in the half-open door. ”

"The Wei writing method of the word 'maple' is that two people squeeze out a wooden door to become the word 'maple'."

"Ji Shulan, I'll tell you the truth. In a certain past life of my Zhang Feng, or a certain reincarnation, it should be the most favored 'face' of your Empress Ji. In this life, you came to me again, but Ji Shulan, in the previous life when I was in front of you, I really loved you very much. ”

But I also hate you, I hate you very much. The so-called love is deep and hateful is enough. ”

Zhang Feng gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay, let me tell you, Ji Shulan, don't think about it in this life. I have to go. After Zhang Feng finished speaking, he stood up and left.

Ji Shulan grabbed Zhang Feng's arm and said with a smile: "Okay, don't pretend, people have been defeated by you, after your classmate Zhang Feng's bottomless nonsense and coaxing, this beauty and my sister Wanqing were finally coaxed by you to become your Zhang Feng's woman." ”

Five minutes later, in Teacher Huang's Wanqing dormitory, Ji Shulan said with a serious face: "Zhang Feng, you tell me the truth, is what you just said true or false?" ”

Zhang Feng sat on Ji Shulan's bed and smiled: "What is true and what is false?" Life is like a play, and drama is like life. The real is fake, and the fake is true. ”

"This beauty doesn't understand. Just tell me if what you just said is true or false. Ji Shulan said.

"Shushu, don't ask Zhang Feng, what Zhang Feng means is that if you say what Zhang Feng says, then what he says is true." Teacher Huang said gently.

"Then my Ji Shulan will not be your face Zhang Feng in this life. People's first touch, first kiss, first what, the front and back of this beauty's body are all your Zhang Feng's. ”

Zhang Feng smiled and said, "I told you a long time ago." I really don't know what King Wen's gossip face-to-face technique. But I'll tell you the truth, you don't believe it. ”

"Come on, this beauty believes you can't measure words."

"Teacher Ben believes that what you Feng said is true. Student Zhang, I'm sure you'll let you touch me, or the teacher will leave you a door tonight. It's a pity that my sister's first touch, first kiss, and first thing are all given to Brother Green. ”

"Don't, Mr. Huang, don't listen to books and nonsense. This handsome guy never thought of molesting you. This handsome guy is a young man with 'four haves' in the new era. ”

"Come on, you're just disgusted with me. Men love the original. But my sister's hymen is still there. I wanted to give me Brother Green, but he said the wedding night was the most meaningful. Teacher Huang hit the nail on the head.

Zhang Feng turned his face and pursed his lips and said: It's strange to believe you.

"Okay, Mr. Huang, I should live in your house in the future. I'm really going on tonight. Zhang Feng said as he walked out.