Chapter 170: Iron Mouth Gold Breaks Zhang Shen Stick One
"Sister Qiongqiong said that it is good, this relationship cannot be mistaken. Our sister Xia Xia said that she only asked Zhang Feng to be a bodyguard for classmate Ji this year. Liu Meiyu, who just turned back, said.
"That's it, your classmate Ji's idea of wanting to follow us Zhang Feng was not approved at last night's conversation meeting. So, don't think about it. Zhou Yali, who also came back, also said.
"I, who have participated in the First Plenary Meeting of Zhang Feng's classmates, Zhang Feng still doesn't want it. So classmate Ji, you have no drama. "Li Yuke has always been afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
Zhang Feng looked at the stunned Teacher Huang and turned his head to Li Yuke and said, "I said class leader Li, you are really not my Zhang Feng's dish." Traditional Chinese medicine and King Wen's gossip and face-to-face art are a department. Because they are all based on the same theory. ”
"They are all based on the theory of yin and yang at the beginning of heaven and earth. Everyone knows that this handsome guy is good at traditional Chinese medicine, that is, traditional Chinese medicine. Therefore, this handsome guy is also good at the art of King Wen's gossip. ”
Zhang Feng and Zhang Shenzhu looked at it, and they were all Li Yuke's daughters who believed in you.
Then Zhang Feng sat down on the roadside brick on the side of the road on the side of the playground and said to Li Yuke: "That's it, squad leader Li, you can write a word casually in front of this immortal." This immortal counts your marriage. ”
Li Yuke picked up a small wooden stick and wrote Li Yuke's word 'Ke' on the ground in front of Zhang Feng.
Li Yuke threw away the small wooden stick in his hand and said, "Zhang Shenba, you think about it slowly for a while, what nonsense." Ben girl will get you some water. Let you squirt for a while, thirsty, can you drink it? After Li Yuke finished speaking, he went to the boiling water room on the south side of the playground to pour water.
After a while, Li Yuke walked over with two yellow bowls and iron bowls with the pattern of the Year Beast printed on the wall, and handed Zhang Shenbao a bowl of boiling water.
Then Li Yuke circled around a wooden telephone pole on the side of the runway, and only then found a more comfortable position, leaned against the wooden telephone pole and did not move.
Zhang Shenstick put the bowl on the ground and said, "Let's talk about it." Squad leader Lee, please pay attention. It's a lifelong event that matters, and you must listen carefully. ”
Zhang Feng looked at Li Yuke, who was obviously a little nervous, and said with a smile: "The word 'Ke' is divided into left and right, and the left is 'wood', let's talk about this 'wood' word first." Just now, squad leader Li circled around the wooden telephone pole on the side of the runway, right? Li Yuke nodded autonomously.
Zhang Feng looked at Zhou Yali, Huang Wanqing and other women who were all curious around and said, "The 'wood' of the five elements is reincarnated as 'fire', and 'fire' is reincarnated as 'gold', right." The five elements said: Western Gengxin gold is good, right? Zhou Yali's daughters, including Li Yuke, all nodded yes.
Zhang Feng said with a solemn expression: "So Ke Meinu's future home with your man should be in the west of Dongxing." ”
Zhang Shenstick took a sip of water and said, "There are too many places to the west of Dongxing, where is it?" You have to look at the right side of the word 'Ke'. ”
"Less nonsense! Say it. Li Yuke said.
Zhang Shenstick didn't dare to slack off and continued: "The right side of the word 'Ke' is the word 'Ke'. And after the squad leader Li wrote the words for Ben Xian to measure, he went to pour two bowls of water and brought them over. What is the word 'water' added to the word 'but'? ”
"The word 'river' in the river." Zhou Yali's daughters, including Teacher Huang, all spoke in unison.
"Clever 'smart', everyone's cleverness is beyond the expectations of this immortal." Zhang Feng's classmate was angry.
Zhang Shenzhu looked at Zhou Yali, who was very happy to be photographed, and said: "Just the word 'river' still can't explain the problem. Let's see which side of the word 'Ke' that Li Yuke stood on in order for Ben Xian to measure? ”
"On the left!" Zhou Yali and other female classmates immediately replied in unison without raising their hands.
"Clever. In our country, there is a tradition of the left being respected, that is, the left is superior. So the word 'Shang' and the word 'river' just now are added together, Ke Meinu, do you still have any questions? Zhang Shenbao said immediately.
"On the river, on the river, on the river, on the river, on the river, Zhang Feng, you mean that my future home is listed in the river, right?" Li Yuke whispered twice and then asked Zhang Feng suddenly.
"Clever, Ke Meinu is really smart." Zhang Shenbao immediately said again.
"This immortal can not only see where your future home is. What else can Ben Xian figure out what your man's last name is? Zhang Shenstick continued to talk nonsense.
This time, Li Yu got serious and said: "Our school has spread all over the school, and we all know that you Zhang Feng caught a lot of powerful ghosts on Dongxing Street a few days ago. So this girl now believes a little bit of what you Zhang Feng said. Zhang Feng, you can say it. I'll listen carefully. ”
Zhang Feng touched his nose and said, "Squad leader Li, you stand up straight." But your waist is bent. The waist is bent like a bow. And you stand upright, and the straight wood is 'one'. Your 'one' is standing. What is the word for a bow and a vertical? ”
"One bow and one vertical is the word 'citation'." Zhou Yali's female classmates, including Teacher Huang, spoke in unison.
"Intelligent, but the word 'citation' is generally not a surname. Therefore, Benxian concluded that Ke Meinu's future husband must be surnamed 'Yin'. Class President Li, everyone is a classmate and accepts five cents from you. This money must be given, otherwise the immortals will be retributed. ”
After Zhang Feng took the five cents handed over by Li Yuke, he thought to himself, Miss Ke, my brother can only tell you so much. Because Zhang Feng knew: In Zhang Feng's previous life, Li Yuke was married to Heshi. Her husband is indeed surnamed Yin.
"I'm going to test too, I'm going to test too." Zhou Yali and Li Qiongqiong said in unison.
"What kind of fun are you two making, you two don't have to test, if there are no accidents, you two will be my Zhang Feng's 'lovers' for the rest of your life." Student Zhang said shamelessly.
"Well, yes." Li Qiongqiong made a statement first.
"It's cheap for you, this girl will admit it first." Zhou Yali said reluctantly.
"I, and me, I, Liu Meiyu, are destined to be your Zhang Feng's 'lover' in this life."
"I have long regarded myself as your Zhang Feng's woman. From the day I ate you Zhang Feng with peace of mind and wore you Zhang Feng, I began to think like this, or you think that I am Liu Meiyu cheap. Liu Meiyu said as a matter of course.
"Xiaoyu, don't talk nonsense, there are also Xiaoli and Xiaoqiong, you brother and I were joking just now. Let's go to our own family, and when it's okay, I'll test a few of you slowly. Especially Xiaoyu, I, Zhang Feng, really regard you Xiaoyu and Xiaojing as my own sisters from the bottom of my heart. Don't think like that in the future. Zhang Feng rubbed his hair on the top of Liu Meiyu's head with his big hand and said.
Zhang Feng turned his head and said, "Xiaoli, Xiaoqiong, tonight, the deputy county magistrate of our county, Chen, will watch me eat." So after school for a while, the two of us will go to you Sister Xia Xia together. Let's take Xiaoyu, Xiaojing, and Xiaoying to the school gate to have some food. Okay? I won't go back to the class, you two and Xiaoyu will go back to the class first. ”
Zhou Yali and Li Qiongqiong nodded when they heard this, and left with Liu Meiyu.
After Li Yuke saw Zhou Yali's three daughters leaving, he said, "Zhang Feng, you have no conscience, don't you ask why this girl is bending over?" ”
"The wire in this girl's bodice is also exposed, but I am not as good as Teacher Huang."
"Zhang Feng, you have no conscience, you will buy underwear for Yali, Qiongqiong, Xia Qi and a few others every once in a while, why don't you buy them for this girl?" Li Yuke said angrily.
"Boys buy underwear for girls usually to study the style of underwear first. Wait until the girl puts this underwear on. The boy should take off this underwear. Zhang Feng smiled lewdly.
"The conscience of heaven and earth, Ke beauty, this handsome guy has no intentions for you in his heart. As for Xiaoli and Qiongqiong, they will be my friends sooner or later. That's why this handsome guy bought underwear for them. ”
Li Yuke sat down next to Zhang Feng and said, "Zhang Shenguo, it's not completely wrong for you to measure the words just now. I'll test it again for you. ”
"You are right that you say that I want to live in the river market in the future, but you are wrong about the most important situation. My future husband is not surnamed Yin. ”
"It should be like this: the left side is a 'bow' is also good, but the right side is not a vertical, I just leaned on not a bare wooden stick, I leaned on a telephone pole."
"What's on the pole? There's a long line on the pole. ”
"What should I say with a 'long' word on the right side of the word 'bow', Mr. Zhang?" Li Yuke said with a smile.
"Of course, it's a 'Zhang' word." Teacher Huang Wanqing and Ji Shulan said in unison.
Classmate Li Yuke hugged Zhang's neck and said, "My dear, I know that our hometown is from Tiegu Zhang Village. Our hometown should be less than fifteen kilometers away from the river market, right, so in the future, our family will definitely be listed in the river, right? ”
"So, my dear, you're quite right. It's just miscalculated your last name. You have no conscience and give this girl a husband surnamed Yin, that is, you Zhang Feng wants to be a cuckold. I, Li Yuke, am still ashamed. Li Yuke continued to pepper Zhang Feng.
Zhang Fengzuo raised his hand in surrender and said, "Okay, Ke Meinu, you can go back to the class first." I'm really going to have something to do tonight. ”
"Tomorrow afternoon, you will accompany me to visit the Dongxing Nuwa Trade City! Oh yes, here's the order. Li Yuke saw Zhang Feng nodding again and again and then left victoriously.