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Wang Danbao wiped his mouth and continued: "It seems that we can't do it, but I haven't woken up for a while. At that time, my brain often did not make decisions, and I often hallucinated, and I rubbed off with those fantasy stories. Sometimes, I feel as if I have become a super-powerful animal, or I am living in a super-advanced era, and I am like the monkey in "Journey to the West", with the function of transformation.

But the feeling of the stomach has not changed, and I always have to eat. It's another shame. Come to think of it, if you encounter a hurdle or a disaster, you say that he wants to travel or transform into something, go to his past life or future life, and hide or something. If you think so for yourself, people won't agree. If you should be in trouble, you birds, they will still kill you.

For example, to do Xiao Yun's funeral, I borrowed a few hundred yuan from my second uncle. At that time, I couldn't do anything, holding a wedding with Xiao Yun and treating her, I had already spent almost all the money I had saved. The second uncle's money must be borrowed, otherwise Xiao Yun's future affairs will not be completed, how can this be done. My second uncle and aunt are ruthless enough. Xiao Yun just left, I was really sad, my mind became bad again, wasn't it because of the lack of people and money, and I vomited?

The couple are usually face-saving people. My aunt's son got married, and they went for two thousand dollars. On my side, when Xiao Yun and I got married, their relatives didn't come much. Xiao Yun is gone, and they won't come when they do the aftermath. I went to him to borrow money, and it was only five hundred dollars. I'm a big man, won't I be able to earn money in the future? What kind of play is this? Why do they bother to ask for it every month? When my cousin got married, they paid several times as much money as they borrowed from me. It's not so fast to get this back!

When they came to ask for money, they scolded me, a nephew who was not in a good mind at the time, and scolded me for all kinds of ugly things. You say, are these two old things too ruthless! What was my life like then? It's almost like living in the underworld, they just have to work so hard with each other! This can also be seen that they are hypocritical people. It stands to reason that I am the nephew of the second uncle, what if I don't pay back the five hundred yuan? Isn't that all there is to helping a suffering nephew? In the past, they said: A big family wants to help each other, but it's beautiful! People are really good now.

When they saw that I was half dead, they felt that there was no need to be a man and save face, and they wanted to recover their blood in time. It's funny enough. I was thinking about time travel, fantasy transformation, or something; Even in a daze, I felt that I had become an ancient emperor, a virtuous minister, a famous general or something, or a future soldier with super energy, etc. They're looking for fault, and I want to try my sword with them, I'm going to kill them!" But I feel that my body seems to be soft, and I can't use my strength to do it.

As soon as I made this move, my second uncle scolded: This rabbit cub, why do you want to die? If you don't pay back the money, you have to beat people! So the two of us got up and down. Although I don't have a brain, he's also an old pole, and the two of us are evenly matched. At this time, my sister-in-law came out from behind. She my flat pole by the door of my house, hit me the back seven or eight times, and knocked me to the ground. I sat in the corner, my eyes half-open and half-closed, and saw the two of them talking a few words, and then I took out a few snakeskin bags and filled eight bags of rice from my house for the second half of the year. The two of them each carried three loads of rice and carried all eight bags of rice home.

It took me a long time after they left before I came to my senses. When I ran over to take a look, I saw that the rice at home had almost been picked up for them, and only half a jar of rice remained. At that time, I had no money in my pocket, so I was in a hurry! In this urgency, people have sobered up a lot, but it is impossible to get back the rice that has been taken away, who told me to owe people debts? After this, I finally know that this person, coming and going, and making a lot of noise, is actually an illusion that the world is performing. I have no money and almost no food, and I am panicking. However, I don't know how to save money quickly so that I can live my life. so that we can make long-term plans for the future.

I used to like to read martial arts novels and martial arts dramas, especially Jin Daxia's writings. From there, I saw a lot of people who were in a desperate situation have had an adventure, and then they got up and recovered, and by the way, they went out to fight again. I'm running out of food, and I'm supposed to be in a desperate situation, so how can I deal with this adventure?

I remembered Zhang Wuji in "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" and the heroes and heroines in several other films, they were chased and killed or whatever, and finally reached the edge of the cliff and fell off the cliff. But if you fall down from the top of the cliff, you will fall into a world with a different hole. There are masters to guide them, or there are cheats to improve their martial arts, or there are all kinds of treasures and weapons with super energy, and there are even beautiful women, who can sleep with them for a few nights.

Thinking about it, I ran to the mountain behind me. I did find a cliff that was at a fair height. The weeds at the bottom of the cliff, the firewood, or something, seem to cover up the opening of another world. I thought about the adventures of those heroes on the cliff, and I thought it might be true. So he fell asleep, closed his eyes, and rolled down the small slope. Don't talk about it, it felt pretty cool at first. It's just that those small stones, small firewood and the like, cut me painfully. The last one was vertical, and I just fell down with a thud. It's nothing wrong with the body, because there's grass or something underneath, it's soft. But there was a big rock at my feet, and my foot and neck hit the stone. At that time, I didn't feel any pain in my feet, but I didn't feel it and couldn't move. I just lay there like that for a while.

Lying down, I actually fell asleep. I also had a dream that I was lying in the arms of a female knight, and the beautiful female knight was still smiling at me? I think I should have succeeded! After a while, the face of the woman in front of me changed to that of the dwarf winter melon, a woman who had married from the north in front of the village. That face was ugly to death, and she was still laughing at me. I felt pain in my feet and neck, and my shoulders also hurt, and when I touched it, I bled a lot, probably broken. The waist seems to be sticky and wet, and when you touch it, it turns out to be cow!

Now I know that there are two cows in the dwarf winter melon family, and every afternoon she has to drive the cows to the mountains to graze, and this cow is pulled by their cows. Before I could speak, the dwarf winter melon smiled and said, "Good boy, it's really cool to roll down from it just now, it's exactly the same as on TV." I told her to shut up, but when I got up, I realized I couldn't walk. Later, it was her family's cow and camel that I came home. Coincidentally, we are a big village, but they still have cattle at home, and they still use cattle to plow the fields. And after I fell, the old phone on my body was also broken, and there was no one on this mountain. In this way, this dwarf winter melon has really become a chivalrous woman who saved me, otherwise how could I come back? You see, it turned out like this!

Afterwards, two women were working in the field next to my house and talking about it. They said it would be a big deal if I didn't fall to my death. said that I used the dwarf winter melon that I came back with a cow and camel, because it was too unsightly, and the person was old, so it was easy to say, there was nothing wrong. If it were the other women, it would not be clear what they were doing, but this lonely man and widow came back from the mountains together and were injured, what was this doing? Holy, there are really them! Murakami's imagination is comparable to me, who doesn't make decisions with his brain!

My leg just keeps hurting. Since I came back from the injury, I have been staying at home all day, not leaving the door, and not stepping out of the second door. Some people also advised me to get my leg cured, but where did I have the money? Who can I find to help me get to the hospital? I can't give anyone any benefit in this mess, so just be conscious and don't cause trouble to others. After my leg was better, I rushed to the house of the skinny monkey who used to go out to work with Murakami, and told him to go out when he wanted to go out and take me with him.

I put it all together, I may not be able to work on the construction site myself, but I can help them cook, as long as I get paid. Anyway, I can mix a bite with them, and I can solve the problem of eating and drinking. Skinny Monkey, they agreed. After cooking at the city construction site for a while, they thought I couldn't cook, so they found a woman to cook and kicked me away.

I was half angry, and at the same time I had to think of ways to earn a living. It just so happened that we had a big garbage dump at the site. I saw dirty ghosts digging around all day, and I joined their team. Soon, I became dirty too. At this point, from the spirit to the shell, I have completely become a thing that is not human, and is not a ghost. If you make it look like this, you can't do anything. I'm no longer a scavenger on the site, but I'm still living in the Skinny Monkey's shed. If anyone is crooked, I will fight him to the end! him, get him dirty and stink!

Luckily, no one cared about me. The Born Shed is not a good place either. I sometimes arrogantly go to their cauldrons to eat. It's just that the woman who cooks is a ruthless character, and she wants to fight with me, and I'm afraid of her. Later, I didn't dare to eat with them, but I could eat what they couldn't. I've become like this, and I don't have any constraints to be a human being. Occasionally, I went to the city to buy something and took a bus, and when I got on the bus, I would make a stop at the front of the queue and squeeze up in front of everyone; Usually cross a zebra crossing or something, I don't see any traffic lights, and go all the way. I'm like that, what rules do I follow, and why do I bother so much? ”

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