Li Er was busy all day, felt tired, went down with a bowl of noodles and an egg, and went to bed early, hoping to have a good night's sleep. In a daze, I was just about to fall asleep. Just listen to the phone ringing on the landline at home. He impatiently ordered Xiao Taohong: "Pull off the phone line for me, turn off the phone, and lock the door." Whoever calls the door is not allowed to open it. Except for the fire at home, everything else will be said tomorrow when the sun comes out. Don't you see Lao Tzu going to sleep? ”

Little Peach got up quietly, came to the telephone, and looked at the caller ID, it was her brother's huge phone, her brother's phone, if you don't answer it, you can't do it. Xiao Taohong carefully put the earpiece on her ear, covered the microphone with one hand, and asked very carefully: "Brother, when you call in the middle of the night, what's going on at home?" ”

"Sister, help!" On the phone, Meng Buding made such a loud voice, which startled Xiao Taohong. She quickly covered the receiver of the phone and looked back at Li Er who was sleeping on the bed, for fear of alarming this strange-tempered master.

"Sister! Help me. Huge howled like a pig on the phone, and one voice got higher and higher. In the huge cry for help, there was also the sound of ping-pong smashing from time to time, as if someone was chasing Da Bang Bang, and while running Da Bang, he used his mobile phone to shout for help to his sister Xiao Taohong.

Little Peach said, "Brother, are you at home or outside?" ”

"Someone wants my life, sister, come quickly."

"What about your kung fu? Won't fight back? Give him a hard time, make him paralyzed and his arm broken, and make him unable to take care of himself in a life, why worry about him not being convinced? Little Peach gave her brother advice on the phone.

Huge cried on the phone, and exclaimed again and again: "Sister is coming, it's too late, you won't be able to see your brother alive." ”

Xiao Taohong heard her brother crying for help and hurriedly came to Li Er's bed. Said eagerly: "You hurry up, go with me to meet the enemy, my brother was bullied, good boy, I don't know who it is, I ate chickens, dogs, pigs, and bitter gall, and dared to run to my mother's house to beat my brother, it's just a rebellion, don't give him a good taste, how did he know that there is a huge and powerful sister named Xiao Pink!" ”

Li Er looked at the little peach, red mouth and white teeth. It was so scary, he didn't answer the phone, he didn't know what was going on in the huge family, he got up in a hurry, he didn't sleep anymore, he was neatly dressed, he put on his clothes, and hurriedly ran to the wine cabinet. Holding a bottle of good wine in his hand, he followed behind Little Pink. You have to set out to meet the enemy.

"Three watches in the middle of the night, what are you doing with a bottle of good wine? Drinking with people, huh? Let's save my brother and save him from the fire, not to have a drink. ”

"Yes. Right! Li Er hurriedly threw the wine bottle on the sofa, went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, ran out and said, "If you don't kill him tonight, you will never be victorious!" ”

Little Peach applauded: "It's pretty much the same." Like a man! ”

When Li Er looked at it, Xiao Taohong didn't know when, and she had already held the thick and big rolling pin at home in her hand. She rushed ahead. After Li Ermat, the two of them went straight to the huge home.

When he was about to arrive at the huge house, Xiao Taohong vaguely saw his brother in the hazy moonlight, holding his head in both hands, being chased all over the living room with a stick. I'm still shouting at my sister for help.

Little Pink rushed up and yelled, "Stop! Dare to beat my brother and eat my little pink stick! She had let her brother be huge, and she took aim at the man who was chasing the huge, and raised the rolling pin all at once! Just listen to the "poof" sound, and her rolling pin hits something. Xiao Taohong thinks that she has opened the thief's head, and you dare to come to my Pang family to spread wild!

Li Er was behind, and turned on the light in the living room first when he entered the door.

Through the light, Xiao Taohong could see clearly that the thing she hit with the rolling pin just now was a pillow, and the person holding the pillow against her rolling pin was her sister-in-law Liu Xueyin.

"It's so hanging. If my rolling pin falls on my head, it will be strange if there are not 10,000 peach blossoms, it will kill people. Xiao Taohong asked angrily: "Sister-in-law, in the middle of the night, which one of the two of you made trouble?" Why are you chasing my brother to the death, you want his life, don't you? ”

Liu Xueyin blushed his eyelids and said with a tiger face: "Sister, what you said is wrong, you said that I want his life?" You go over and ask your brother, do I want his life? Or does he want my life? Daddy, I'm not alive! ”

Liu Xueyin sat on the ground all of a sudden, howling and crying.

"What the hell is going on?" Little Peach came to the giant and asked in a soft voice.

Huge bowed his head and said nothing. Wrap your fingers around the corner of your gown, and go around and around, as if there is something unspeakable.

"You don't say yes, do you? I say! Liu Xueyin jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, pointed to his huge nose, and cried to Xiao Taohong: "Don't you know wow, I poured that urine soup outside tonight, and my mouth was full of wine, and I entered the house talking nonsense." said that I was a broken shoe, said that I was a mourning star, and said that I was going to divorce me, I forgave him for drinking horse urine, and swallowed his anger and ignored him. Who knew that he had to inch in, scolded more and more fiercely, and asked me to gnaw his toes. Do you say that people are angry? ”

Li Er replied: "It's angry, it's hateful, a woman is so crazy, it's okay to teach a good lesson." ”

Xiao Taohong pushed Li Er: "Which family are you, you will be a monk for a while, a nun for a while, and you will add oil and vinegar to the fire on both sides." If you are concerned, you should be beaten. ”

"yes. The huge is beating me. At that time, his family came to make a fuss, and I was very angry, so I replied to him a few words, and I was violent

Sent a two-person war. “

"What did you say to him?" Li Er straightened his neck and asked.

"What's the matter? Scolding. I said, "What are you doing when you come home?" After drinking urine soup, you can't find a confidante at home, so you go to find Yu Xiu'e, that slut dead ghost, waiting for you in the cemetery. ”

"What did he say?"

"He, probably because he didn't listen to my words well, picked up the mop and beat me, wanting to seek justice for Yu Xiu'e. I was beaten three mops at the time, it hurt really much, I was anxious, and the rabbit was anxious and bit people, so I grabbed the mop and fought back, beat him to the ground, and ran away with his head. Crying and shouting. Call his sister to help. You have also seen what is to come. That's how it happened. ”

"Liu Xueyin, you are a girl, you defeated the huge Lian family, it's amazing, wow, it's just a heroine among women, admire and admire." Li Er clenched his fist and arched three times towards Liu Xueyin.

Liu Xueyin was praised by Li Er, and his heart was sweet, and he immediately scolded: "He was raised by a bitch." If you want to hit me, tell me to fight back, and beat him to cry wolf, more than a bear! ”

Xiao Taohong criticized Liu Xueyin and said: "Sister-in-law, the two of you are fighting, and it is not too much to scold each other, and it is not appropriate to scold the old man, I am a daughter." Unwillingly! ”

"Humph! The water spilled by the married girl has no right to speak. The son's country, the daughter's restaurant. You can eat and drink as much as you want when you come home, but you can't interfere in our family's internal affairs and housework. ”

Liu Xueyin's attitude. Got the little peach angry. She asked angrily, "Brother, are you more ambitious?" Grow your ambition, quit drinking, what are you drinking that thing for? Say. Where, and with whom are you drinking tonight? On the wine field. What did that man say to you? How did he encourage you to go home and make trouble? Did the person instruct me to beat my sister-in-law? Or is he hinting at something to you? You fight for your father and mother, and fight for your sister, okay! ”

"Isn't it referring to Sang scolding Huai? On the surface, he is criticizing your brother, but secretly he is supporting and cheering up your brother, you brothers and sisters, colluding, a litter of foxes is not disgusting, and they will deal with me alone, okay, wow, you two will deal with me, who called you two brothers and sisters? But what I can't swallow this breath is that I actually called that bullshit outsider to come to the house to bully me, and I won't do it! ”

"I'm an outsider?" Li Er went over and asked Liu Xueyin: "Your family is huge, when did you get into trouble, wasn't I, an outsider, wiping your ass?" Last time, the two of you ate pork legs, good guys, you ate pork legs, who did the work of Niu Er? It's me! It was me and Xing Er, who went to the supplier of the donkey, and asked for the money from Niu Er's IOU. Give the red rose and the green rose, and then the dust will fall to the ground. Remember, I am the hero of your Pang family! ”

"What hero? You soaked red roses and green roses, and you owe a romantic debt, so it's okay if you don't go? Why did Xing Er stand up for those two girls? Because he is the lover of those two girls, if you mix it in, you must have something to do with those two girls. Right? You stick your head out and see, why don't we go into it because our family is huge? Because the salt sauce has nothing to do with him. Liu Xueyin saw that Xiao Taohong's face had changed, stopped talking, and didn't go on.

Liu Xueyin didn't say anything, this time it was Xiao Taohong's turn to quit. She glared at her apricot eyes and asked, "Dear brother, when did you hook up with those two roses?" ”

Li Er hurriedly appealed: "How do you call hooking up? It's helping each other wow. Xing Er asked me to help them. ”

"Wow! I also did two at once! Where did you get that much momentum? Is it made up for the Wang Ba soup in my seafood restaurant? Tell the truth, for the sake of confession and leniency, spare you from death, and explain it quickly! ”

Li Er complained bitterly: "In the middle of the night, didn't we come to your house to save your brother?" How did you shift the blame to me? Saying that I had an affair with two roses, you are wronging me, little peach, you have to take a firm stand, take a clear stand, believe in the organization and believe in the party. ”

Huge interjected from the middle: "Are you a party member?" ”

"No, it's not." Li Er replied honestly.

"That's right. You have to punch my sister with six fingers, and you can't deceive my sister. ”

"When did I cheat on your sister?" Li Er pointed at Liu Xueyin, and there was a huge amount, and asked: "The two of you sing and harmonize, the black light is blinding, one chasing and the other fighting, shouldn't it be a bitter trick to sing?" Little Peach, your brother and sister-in-law are not making trouble, shouldn't we go back to sleep, I'm very sleepy. Li Er handed the kitchen knife to the huge hand, stuffed the rolling pin that Xiao Taohong had just put on the coffee table into Liu Xueyin's hand, pouted, and said, "You continue." ”

looked at Liu Xueyin, and the two of them froze. The scene was very awkward.

Li Er didn't care whether Xiao Taohong walked or not, he stepped out of the huge door first.

Huge shouted at the back: "Look at this attitude, I didn't explain the problem clearly, he left, sister, you catch up and bring him to justice, you must not spare Li Er, he is a bastard." ”

Little Peach turned her head and left, without looking back, and went directly out of her mother's door. trotted all the way and chased Li Er in front.

When she returned to Li Er's house, she saw Li Er sitting on the sofa, sulking. She hurriedly went up and gave Li Er another arm and legs to his chest, and it took a lot of effort to smooth the qi in Li Er's stomach. She took Li Er's eyelids, coaxed him like a child, closed his eyes, and told him to close his eyes and recuperate. She herself hurried to the kitchen, cut the cooked beef, mixed soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil monosodium glutamate with cucumbers, put it into a large plate, and a bag of peanuts, quickly unpacked it, put it in a small plate, held it on a plate in one hand, and put it on the coffee table at home, as well as the bottle of good wine that Li Er put on the sofa just now, quickly opened it, and poured a full cup for Li Er. I was no longer angry, and hurriedly raised a glass in one hand and chopsticks in the other, and ate and drank both wine and meat.

Li Er's glass of wine here hasn't gone down yet, his phone landline rang again, Li Er looked at the huge mobile phone, it was estimated that it was a distress call, so he picked it up in person, and before Li Er could speak, there was a huge and terrible cry on the other end of the phone: "Sister, come and help!" ”

Li Er said unhurriedly: "Your sister just cut the beef, mixed with cucumbers, and peanuts, I just started drinking here, and when I finish eating beef and cucumbers, and drink this bottle of good wine, I will go to relieve you." Tell Liu Xueyin to tie a buckle with a rope, put it around your neck first, hang it up and strangle it first, bye-bye! ”

Li Er put down the phone and continued to eat and drink, no longer thinking about begging him for help. The effort was not big, and the huge two people came in, and when they entered the door, they didn't say anything about the two of them fighting, but sat down, accompanied Li Er, and drank the bottle of good wine.

Li Er beat his chest and paused, regretting it, and said: "Little Taohong, you came home late, why did you forget to close the door!" (To be continued......)