There is a saying among the common people that good people do not live long, but they will be harmed for a thousand years. There are also two sentences that there is no good reward for good intentions, and evil deeds will be rewarded first.

When I got up in the morning, I ate a few fritters and drank a bowl of bean juice at home. Wipe your mouth and go to work at the seafood restaurant. Came early, the door was opened, he went in and walked around, his godfather Gou Youdao was smoking in the kitchen, and Widow Sun and Xiaohong were cleaning inside and out. He had nothing to do, and he didn't want to move, so he believed in the reins of the horse, paced in all directions, and came to the Pijia Chicken Shop opposite the seafood building, looking for a leather donkey to idle nonsense.

The leather donkey saw that there were a lot of bumps on the head of the huge round winter melon, and he wondered in his heart, he was fine yesterday afternoon, why did he go home and sleep for a night, and he changed? I'm afraid I didn't call Liu Xueyin at night, right?

The donkey asked tentatively, "Huge, sleep well at night?" ”

"That's good." Huge picked up the teacup on the table and poured himself a drink.

The donkey asked again: "I haven't heard of pimples on Wang Ba's head at night." It's huge, it's honest, the pimple on your king's head, was it your wife who beat you? If that's the case, you just want to hide it, and you can't hide it. ”

Huge knows that the leather donkey is an honest person, in the past he had something, never carried the leather donkey, sometimes, he made love with Liu Xueyin several times at night, and reported to the leather donkey truthfully in the morning. Today, he didn't even play sloppy in front of the leather donkey, and truthfully told how the two fought last night, and how Liu Xueyin hit his head with a rolling pin, and told the leather donkey in detail without concealment.

The leather donkey was puzzled: "Huge, Second Master Li handed you the kitchen knife and handed the rolling pin to Liu Xueyin, then Liu Xueyin used the rolling pin to deal with your head, what is the kitchen knife in your hand for?" Cut her with a knife. ”

Huge said: "You can't really cut it, it's going to kill you." ”

"No, huge, even if you don't use a knife to cut Liu Xueyin. It's not going to ask her to knock out so many pimples in your head, what about your hard qigong? Luck to the head, that's invulnerable, why are you afraid of rolling pins? You see, your rolling pin is not made of wood. ”

"It's Li Er's rolling pin, and it was Li Er who handed it to my wife."

"Is Li Erjia's rolling pin made of iron?"

"It's not iron, it's bought from the same stall as our rolling pin, and it's made of wood."

"That's ???????" The donkey shook his head and pouted. Say nothing more.

Da Da looked at the contemptuous gaze of the leather donkey, and hurriedly explained: "My wife is fighting, she doesn't follow the routine, I pulled the fight, just about to transport the qi to the head, the qi just came out of the dantian and went up, before it was half a mile, she knocked over with a rolling pin, and the result. Knock a pimple on my head. I hurriedly dodged, turned to the back of the coffee table, and began a second luck, which was just about to be carried to my head. It's all up to my neck, and as soon as she rolls out the pin, she beats me alive. ”

"You're stupid, why don't you call your wife and so on. When you've got your luck on the head, she'll start fighting. ”

"Alas, the old ladies are wavering. Where to be obedient, wildfires burn and cannot be extinguished. No, that's what happens on the head. Dejected, he continued to drink his tea, no longer describing the scene of last night. I feel embarrassed.

The donkey said: "You're right, my wife doesn't beat people, the dog jumps off the wall when she's in a hurry, and the rabbit bites when she's in a hurry, not to mention that my wife is also a human." It's huge, don't mess with your tigress in the future. ”

"yes, can't you hide if you can't provoke it?" Da Da leaned in front of the leather donkey and said in a low voice: "Blind donkey, I went to Li Er's house last night and drank!" It's still a good wine to drink, wow, a bottle of good wine for six hundred yuan, tsk, it's really enjoyable! ”

The donkey scolded: "Okay, you are a huge king, you come here every day to rub tea and drink, there is such a good thing, why don't you call me a sound, a loss, a loss." Remember, if there is such a good thing in the future, don't forget my donkey, don't forget, we are classmates since childhood, good friends who have lived for life. ”

Huge nodded at the donkey.

Before he left the Pijia Chicken Shop, a passer-by came. The donkey asked, "Boss, do you want to buy chickens?" The best chicken that was just made at night, how? How many are there? ”

Da Da hurriedly said to the donkey: "Boss, look at it, what a good chicken." This is an authentic Pijia roast chicken, not to mention the good quality, the price is also fair, the Pijia chicken shop has always been a fair business, and the children are not bullied. In our area, but brand-name products, go far, you just want to eat, I'm afraid you can't buy it. ”

The visitor couldn't resist the temptation of the smell of roast chicken, so he came to the big aluminum basin containing the roast chicken, carefully looked at the golden skin of the Pijia roast chicken, and asked, "Do you sell half of it?" I buy half a chicken. ”

"I can't sell half a chicken, since the Pijia chicken shop opened, I have never sold half a chicken." The donkey said with a smile on his face.

Huge was a little impatient. There was a disdainful expression on his face.

The man said, "I'll buy a slightly smaller one." He took out his wallet from his arms, carefully took out twenty yuan, and said with some distress: "I just came out of the number, I don't have any money on me, just this twenty yuan, I still stole it last night." ”

The donkey said, "Boss, you're really joking." That's it, you don't need to be called, you can't afford to lose. ”

The person who came took the chicken in his hand, weighed the portion, smiled, and on the small dining table of the leather donkey's house, he calmly ate the tea that the leather donkey and the huge two had just drunk. He was very self-conscious, knowing that he couldn't eat a whole chicken, and when he ate the chicken, he tore off half of the chicken and put it in the tray. Until he left, the chicken didn't move.

Seeing the guest walk out of the door of the chicken shop, he stretched out his hand to get the chicken, but the guest didn't know why, and suddenly went and returned, and the frightened huge quickly pulled his hand back. Accosting him, he asked, "Boss, is there anything else?" ”

He thought someone had come back to get the half of the chicken he had just eaten.

The visitor asked, "Boss, can you borrow me the knife you used to kill chickens?" ”

"What do you want a knife for?" The donkey asked uneasily.

"I'm going to kill people with a knife." The visitor replied with a grin. Point to an electric car parked in front of the chicken shop and show the donkey. He continued: "The rope is entangled and can't get out, so I have to borrow a knife to cut the rope." ”

The person who came pointed to his remaining half of the chicken and said, "This big brother, this half of the chicken is given to you, don't dislike it, you also saw it just now, I tore the roast chicken in half." I really haven't chewed on this half. ”

It seems that he is a real person, and he speaks sincerely, and he must be a good person. And he gave the donkey the knife with which he used to kill chickens, and handed him into his hand.

"Give me the plum screwdriver." The person who came took the two things in his hand and said, "Boss, help me move the electric car to the side, so as to save the delay in the business of other chicken shops." ”

Huge gang to help people to the end, take a hand, but get half a chicken, do you think he can be unhappy? He hurriedly helped the visitor carry the electric car to the back quiet place next to the chicken shop. Then he returned to the chicken shop, reached out and grabbed half of the chicken sent by the guest, ran to his wife's abduction clinic, offered the chicken with both hands, and said happily: "Wife, early in the morning, a good omen, wow, I got half a chicken for no reason, you quickly gnawed." It's still hot. ”

Liu Xueyin took the chicken, sniffed it on his nose, and tried it with his lips, the chicken was indeed hot. Looking at the chicken again, it was indeed torn, and there was no trace of no one gnawing it, and I was happy. I ate it with confidence, and stuffed a large piece of chicken into a huge mouth, and the two of them ate it with relish. It's a no-brainer.

Ate the chicken. Liu Xueyin instructed Dahuge: "Give you ten yuan, go to the vegetable market to buy some cabbage, buy it two catties of tofu, I want to make small tofu at noon." ”

"Okay!" Huge said yes and went out. He turned around and came back and asked, "Wife, where is our electric car?" ”

"I rode from home just now and put it next to the door of the clinic."

"Is it locked?"

"It's locked. There was a small rope wrapped around the back seat of the electric car, which I used to tie up the vegetables when I was going to buy groceries. ”

Huge screamed, "It's broken! At the chicken shop just now, the one who bought the chicken was the thief! I said that I thought the electric car was a little familiar, and it turned out to be our electric car. The small rope on the back seat was wrapped in the rear wheel, or the knife and screwdriver I gave him, by the way, he used the knife to cut the small rope, and the screwdriver was used to open the cross lock. ”

Liu Xueyin scolded angrily: "You grasshopper eyes are dead, you don't even recognize your own electric car, you have eyes to hold food!" ”

"Didn't the thief give half a chicken at that time, and he was so happy that he forgot that he got our electric car. I'm damned, I'm damned. Huge pounded his head with his fist, and he couldn't regret it.

"I smashed that dog ball and smashed the electric car and I can't come back, so don't chase it yet!"

Huge ran to the Pijia chicken shop, gritted his teeth and asked, "Blind donkey, where is the thief who bought the chicken just now?" I can't spare him! ”

"He's gone early, you're ??????"

"He stole my family's electric car and ran away."

"Isn't that right? Your electric car? Didn't you give him the knife and screwdriver? Your electric car, you don't see it? "The donkey doesn't believe in the. He suddenly asked, "Huge, where is my chicken-killing knife?" And that screwdriver, I use it often. You handed it out just now, and you asked for the wine money for the pot, and you have to get me back with a screwdriver. ”

"I don't know how many knives and screwdrivers I need to replace for my electric car. Who am I looking for? If you don't open a plague chicken shop and recruit a thief, think about it, if you don't open a store, he won't come to eat chicken, and Lao Tzu's electric car will definitely not be lost. ”

The donkey said proudly: "Just now, I already saw that it was your electric car!" Didn't you say you ate half a chicken that the thief bounced? I've told you to eat expensive chicken! This is the lesson of being greedy for small and cheap and suffering big losses, see if you dare to eat chicken in the future? This is your shameful end. ”

Huge didn't find an electric car in the Pijia chicken shop, so he went home dejectedly, naturally called his wife Liu Xueyin, scolded him for a long time, and scolded until the huge dog's head spurted blood, and later, Liu Xueyin scolded his mouth dry, and his throat was hoarse, and he scolded the huge ancestors one by one, and then pulled it down, if it wasn't for Xiao Taohong to find her brother to go to work, Liu Xueyin would not have broken up, I am afraid that he would have to scold until dark.

In the afternoon, Liu Xueyin was napping in the clinic, when two policemen came in and asked, "Are you the owner of the clinic?" ”

"Yes, what kind of medicine to buy, it's all on the counter, see for yourself."

"We're here to investigate last night's robbery. The suspect pointed out that the knife he committed the crime was handed to him by your family, and we suspect that Dada is suspected of being a co-defendant, what about others? ”

"He works as a chef in a seafood restaurant and is not at home. The knife he handed out belonged to the Pi Chicken Shop, so you should go find the donkey. Liu Xueyin tried her best to excuse her man's huge size.

"We'll look into it." The police are leaving. Liu Xueyin came out and said: "The thief also stole our family's electric car, you have to help my family recover it." ”

"What? Your family also funded the suspect's electric car? Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

"It's ???? Be??? It's a misunderstanding. Liu Xueyin called Qu.

The police said: "Since the electric car is yours, then sue you together, you have a big deal, the suspect, after riding an electric car robbery, escaped, hit someone on the way, pretended to be injured, and is still in the hospital for examination and treatment." People are hit by electric cars, and you, the owner of the electric car, are also responsible. ”

Liu Xueyin hurriedly called Li Er over and told him about the theft of the electric car and what the police had just said.

Li Er went over and said something to the police, and the police looked at Liu Xueyin, didn't say anything else, and left.

Liu Xueyin saw that the police had gone away, and then asked Li Er: "What did you say to the police just now, they no longer pursue the matter of the electric car hitting people, right?" ”

Li Er said: "I told the police that they would come and arrest you at night, and it would be inconvenient to arrest people during the day." ”

"Huh?" Liu Xueyin was shocked.

Li Er pointed to his face and grinned: "If you kiss here, the police won't come." ”

Liu Xueyin knew that Li Er was deliberately teasing her, so he put his mind at ease, tapped Li Er's forehead with his finger, and said with a smile: "The man who abducted from the east, count you the worst!" (To be continued......)