PS: Recommend two good books "Daming Fleet" and "Pearl of Black Water"

Huge came to the Pijia chicken shop and told the donkey: "Blind donkey, report good news to you." Just now, Wang Er Mazi called and said that he was having a treat in the seafood restaurant, and he asked you to participate. I can have a good meal again! ”

The excitement that can't be suppressed by the huge can't be suppressed.

The donkey asked cautiously: "I took other people's soft hands, ate other people's short mouths, Wang Er Mazi is an old bachelor, acting strangely, his food is not delicious, and the wine is not delicious." Eat and drink, but ask why he is treated. ”

Huge scratched his scalp and said: "Listen to what he means, it seems that Li Er's eight lambs are going to tell him a daughter-in-law, young and beautiful, and the specific conditions, it seems that he and Li Er have negotiated it." Because Li Er is a village cadre, it is not easy to come forward and mix blindly. So I asked the two of us to protect Wang Er Mazi. ”

When the leather donkey heard that there was Second Master Li inside, he was relieved. After cleaning up the things in the house, he carefully counted the roast chickens in the big aluminum basin twice, and it was indeed ten, and then he pushed the huge and locked the door. He was afraid that like last time, he let Li Er play a trick with the leather donkey, lost two roast chickens, and he didn't eat for more than a day. That's sixty dollars.

Li Er did not come to attend the drinking party held by Wang Er Mazi to find his daughter-in-law. Instead, he followed Huang Dakuo, drove Wang Youxin's car, and went to the city to see what bullshit star team was dancing, showing his butt and thighs, pouting his butt and jumping around in circles, dancing and singing, rolling his arms and sleeves, doing his best, leading those little fart children to shout happily, and some whistling and cheering, Li Er didn't have much effort, and felt that there was nothing to see, so he said to Wang Youxin: "Boss Wang, these things are watched by those little fart children, let's watch a ball?" If you are honest, please me. It's better to go to those night markets on the street and eat a meal of beef and cucumber. Peanuts and rice also come to a plate, let's drink a bottle of good wine from him, which is much better than watching these foreign girls pouting their butts and dancing. ”

Huang Dakuo said: "Second brother, if you don't understand art, don't talk nonsense in public, Boss Wang is also kind." These actors, but they all came from outside, and they came to us across the ocean to pass on their dancing skills, which is an elegant art. Do you understand? ”

Wang Youxin said with a smile: "Boss Huang, don't talk about the second brother." I think back then, it was the second brother who used his family's general building as a guarantee, so that I could make a comeback. Tonight, the second brother will depend on him for everything. I don't look like a good thing, it's just an outsider fooling a child. Go outside, see where the food is good, and drink at whichever house is good. Let the second brother choose. ”

Huang Dakuo agreed, and followed behind Li Er. The three of them came out of the theater. When I came to the street, I saw three girls poking their heads into the theater. Li Er asked, "You three female dolls, but you want to go in and watch the dance?" I'll give you three tickets. ”

One girl was a little embarrassed and said, "We are students in a technical school, and we don't have money to buy tickets." ”

Wang Youxin said generously: "You three are lucky. I've met a good guy. The three of us are going to drink, and the tickets will be given to you. ”

"Thank you, uncle!" The three girls took the tickets and jumped happily to see the bouncing go.

Look at the girl's happy face. Li Er was deeply infected. He happily said that Wang Youxin: "The art of others is elegant, but we can't understand it, and we can't understand it." I can't say that people don't dance well. It's not okay not to admit that we have a generation gap with others. Can't appreciate wow. If you want to see beautiful women, you can go home directly. ”

Huang Dakuo quipped: "Second Brother Li, it's easy for you to go home to see beautiful women, but we can't." ”

Li Er saw that Wang Youxin's face was a little solemn, so he quickly changed the topic and shouted, "There is a barbecue stall in front, how about we go to eat barbecue?" Haha, bathed in the spring breeze, drinking and chatting nonsense, you can say whatever you want without restraint, how beautiful it is. He hurried a few steps, regardless of whether the two people behind him wanted to or not, and sat down on someone's horse at once, and shouted to the boss: "Fifty lamb skewers, a bottle of good wine!" ”

Wang Youxin asked Huang Dakuo: "Do you want to drink or do you want to drive?" ”

Without waiting for Huang Dakuo to answer, Li Er hurriedly said: "Wang Youxin is driving, and Huang Dakuo is drinking." ”

Huang Dakuo said: "Boss Wang, you still accompany the second brother to drink, and I will drive." He drinks a lot, I can't drink him, I can't drink it, it's not lively. ”

Wang Youxin asked: "Second brother, Boss Huang asked me to drink with you, he wants to drive, are you willing?" ”

"Yes! You two are my good brothers, and in front of me Li Er, you two are the same. Whatever you want. Li Er said happily.

The two of them, Da Da and the leather donkey, were waiting for Wang Er Mazi in the seafood restaurant, and finally came. As soon as I entered the door, I put forward a condition: "You two told me that I am happy with my daughter-in-law, and I should invite you two to drink." But before I drink, I have to tell you two things, don't introduce me to foreign girls. Last night I was watching TV, and the foreign girls on top of me were holding a glass with red wine in it all night. Drink with this man and that man, take a sip, take a sip, always drink non-stop, I guess the average Zhuang family has already called her poor to drink. I don't know how Xing Er, who is kidnapped in the west, and the foreign woman he is looking for, feeds him. Anyway, it's the grandfather who spends money. ”

Huge sneered: "Wang Er Mazi, who do you think you are?" Is it a billionaire? Or a merchant tycoon? A self-proclaimed amorous old bachelor. What kind of foreign woman drinks all night, they are foreign bosses, not our ordinary people. What kind of foreign girl, you can't afford to raise it, isn't Xing Er, who is a crutch in the west, to show you? You can't grow the ambition of foreigners and destroy the prestige of your own people. ”

"The foreign woman likes to say that there is more."

"Don't pretend to understand if you don't understand! That's what people say, hawow! It means that there is wine, and there is still after drinking. "After explaining it to Wang Er Mazi, I don't know if it's right or not. He became triumphant and shouted, "Serve!" ”

"Li Er is not coming?" Wang Er Mazi asked.

The donkey said, "He can't come." went to the city with Wang Youxin to watch a song and dance performance, accompanied by Huang Dakuo. ”

Wang Er Mazi said: "This is typical corruption. Who pays for it? Why doesn't anyone call me? ”

Huge sneered: "What are you! When Wang Youxin went downhill that year, Li Er used his general building to vouch for Wang Youxin, do you dare? Are you touching your feet and adding your fingers, lest you not be able to earn the justice of others, and your friends are not angry, and you still want someone to invite you to a song and dance performance? Do you know how much a ticket costs? Three hundred and sixty yuan, or that third-class seat. The ticket in the vicinity, the first-class ticket near the stage, is a thousand dollars each. ”

"My mother, how many sweet potatoes do you have to sell to get a ticket. It's better not to look at it. Wang Er Mazi asked the huge: "The girl who introduced me, is he tall or short, fat or thin?" White or not? Young and pretty? ”

The leather donkey listened to Wang Er Mazi's series of questions, and he didn't know the bottom of his heart, so he glanced at the huge with his eyes, which meant to call the huge to speak.

Since the donkey gave him a look and told him to say, he said nonsense: "What about the girl, first of all, she is a mother." First of all, it's beautiful, and it's the same age, not big or small, just like you. Hey, it's much better than his wife. Compared with Huang Dakuo's wife, it is a little worse. ”

"What about age?" Wang Er Mazi asked.

"Age ????????" It's huge, and it can't be made up.

As soon as the leather donkey saw that something bad was going to happen, he quickly took over the huge words and said: "Wang Er Mazi, don't worry, that girl's age must be younger than her mother and older than her sister!" ”

"She has a sister?" Wang Er Mazi asked with a blank look.

"Why, if you want to ride a two-headed horse, it's good to be able to ride a single donkey, just want those dogs to add garlic. Do you think you are Wang Youxin, or Huang Dakuo? The donkey snorted, stopped talking, and began to eat and drink violently.

Wang Er Mazi was still not at ease, and asked Huge: "When can I see that daughter-in-law?" The two of you have drunk the wine and eaten the food, so you have to give me a letter of approval. ”

The donkey said: "I don't know if I can believe it or not, I have to ask Li Er." ”

"yes, yes." Huge chimed in on the side.

Wang Er Mazi asked the donkey to call Li Er and asked when the daughter-in-law would be able to come to meet?

Li Er said vaguely on the phone, as if he would talk about it later. Now Wang Er Mazi didn't let it, he shouted loudly: "The leather donkey is huge, two kings and eight lambs, deceitful eating and drinking!" If you don't tell me about your daughter-in-law today, Lao Tzu won't break up. ”

Huge hehe smiled and said, "Li Er said to you about your daughter-in-law, it was you who called and asked me to come to dinner with the donkey, you don't invite guests, what kind of phone call?" Playing with the two of us, isn't it? Know what Grandpa does? Do you know that the leather donkey is good at making kitchen knives? ”

Wang Er Mazi saw that he wanted to turn his face, so he first softened: "Where did I say that I didn't pay the bill?" I wanted to ask, when will the girl come and meet me? Good guys, you two hug your wife every night and are happy, purely because you are full and don't know that hungry men are hungry. The life of the old bachelor is hard. Especially at night, the empty chatter makes people think about it. ”

Seeing Wang Ermazi's pitiful bear appearance, his huge anger disappeared, and he waved his hand and said: "Within three days, let you see people alive and corpses when you die!" (To be continued......)