Since Wang Er Mazi invited guests, he went to the Pijia Chicken Shop every day to find the donkey and asked when his daughter-in-law would come? The leather donkey was annoyed by him, so he sent him to the seafood restaurant to find a huge one. At first, Wang Er Mazi entered the seafood restaurant, Xiaohong thought he was here to eat, greeted him with a smile, served tea and poured water, and was very attentive. Later, I found out that he had come to ask his daughter-in-law, not to eat. glanced at him with disdain, went back to the kitchen and picked garlic and onions with Widow Sun, and watched the huge killing of the king. No longer bother with Wang Ermazi, a disgusting old bachelor.

Everyone doesn't know, the old bachelor has a problem, when he sees a beautiful woman, whether it is a girl or an old lady, his eyes are full of thief light, and his eyes are staring at people's faces, and sometimes he also stares at people's chests endlessly. How much to hate and how much to hate.

Wang Er Mazi wanted to go into the kitchen to talk to Da Da, but was kicked out by Widow Sun. He was standing at the door of the kitchen, and he had nothing to say to Widow Sun. also glanced at Xiaohong from time to time. Especially his two dead sheep eyes, which made Xiaohong feel very disgusted.

Huge said: "Wang Er Mazi, you go to the Pijia Chicken Shop and wait for me first, I will kill you after I kill your three brothers!" He shook the Wang Ba in his hand in front of Wang Er Mazi and said.

Wang Er Mazi knew that the women in the seafood restaurant did not welcome him, so he had no choice but to walk to the Pijia chicken shop with his head shaken his head, and said to the leather donkey: "The huge Wang Ba said that he asked me to wait for him in the chicken shop." After a pause, he continued: "Leather donkey, where is your good tea?" Take a cup and ask Lao Tzu to taste it. ”

"Want tea? Still want to drink good tea? There is wow, ready-made, open your mouth, Lao Tzu will give you enough to drink! The donkey gestured to untie his pants.

Wang Er Mazi knew that the leather donkey didn't want to see him, so he picked up the cigarette on the table and smoked it one by one. The leather donkey is so angry. That cigarette was a good cigarette that Huang Dakuo bought for him. More than twenty dollars a box. A cigarette costs more than a dollar. Wang Er Mazi smoked three cigarettes in a row, and when he reached for the fourth one, the leather donkey quickly snatched the cigarette case and stuffed it into his pocket.

The leather donkey asked Wang Er Mazi: "Do you know how much this cigarette costs?" ”

Wang Er Mazi said impatiently: "This kind of cigarette, Wei Gu Ji, eight cents a box." It's not worth as much as you want, stingy. It hurts to smoke a few cigarettes, and the richer you are, the better you will live. ”

"Guess how much a box is?"

"Cents a box."

"I can't even buy a cigarette for eight cents. Let me tell you the truth, more than 20 yuan a box. The donkey said with some smugness.

Wang Er Mazi didn't believe that the donkey smoked such a good cigarette, so he craned his neck and asked, "Who gave you a gift?" I know that your wife Wufeng is the director of the village, and the bosses in the industrial park in the north often beg her to do errands, and it is normal to send money and cigarettes. ”

The leather donkey hurriedly corrected: "What nonsense? Now it's about fighting corruption. Who would dare to give a gift? This cigarette was brought by Huang Dakuo. There is no question of gift-giving at all. ”

"Huh? Got it! Your wife earned it! Wang Er Mazi smiled and said with bad intentions. The implication is that Wufeng and Huang Dakuo are not connected, and they are not clear. I don't forget the old love, the leather donkey is earning cigarettes and smoking as a king.

The leather donkey angrily picked up Wang Ermazi, pushed it out, and shouted in his mouth: "Get out, let me out!" Bastards are not welcome in the chicken shop. ”

Wang Er Mazi said again and again: "It was a huge call to me, and you two ate my banquet." took my money and wanted to find me a daughter-in-law under the guise of finding me a daughter-in-law. Cheating on food and drink, I'll go to the village to sue you two for fraud. ”

The leather donkey raised his hand at Wang Er Mazi and said, "Where are you willing to go and sue no one to stop you, you can go to Lord Yama if you want, whatever, as long as you are not in my chicken shop." It's the huge amount that takes your money. It has nothing to do with me. The three-day deadline is also huge, you go to him and ask for a daughter-in-law, it's my business! ”

The donkey closed the door of the chicken shop through a crack, and he sat in the door of the chicken shop, drinking tea. Smoking a cigarette and looking at the movement outside, when the chicken buyer came, he quickly opened the door, and when the customer left, he quickly closed the door as before. The purpose is not to let Wang Er Mazi in. This old guy is so nasty. The standard is under three indiscriminate.

Lao Yu was in a car to go to the top for a meeting, and when he passed by the chicken shop, he asked Wang Er Mazi to intercept him and said: "Lao Yu, you have to be the master for me, the huge leather donkey, under the instigation of Li Er, lost my daughter-in-law." ”

Old Yu Yileng asked, "Your daughter-in-law?" Where did you get it from? Dongjiaozi is a well-known model village, you can't smash the sign in the village and send the abducted daughter-in-law back to others, otherwise, I will ask the office to punish you according to the abducted population! ”

Wang Er Mazi still has to speak, he is too busy with work, where can he listen to his nonsense? As soon as the car horn sounded, Wang Er Mazi hurriedly hid to the side, and Lao Yu's car ran away in a smoke. However, Lao Yu was in the car, but he still called Li Er and asked Wang Er's daughter-in-law, what was going on?

Li Er patted his head and said, "Look at my memory!" I forgot Wang Er Mazi's daughter-in-law, he asked the elderly service center to introduce him to the object, the old guy was anxious to eat hot tofu, the introduction object, to calm down, step by step, this is not to buy him three catties of leeks and two catties of green onions on the set. ”

Lao Yu instructed: "The elderly service center is dedicated to serving the elderly, you should hurry up and put Wang Ermazi's daughter-in-law in the scope of work, and strive to give him a satisfactory answer." ”

"Yes!" Li Er agreed on the phone quite simply. Whether it can actually be done or not, that's two words. Isn't this in vogue nowadays, it's called a tight promise to move slowly, and hide it from the top and not from the bottom.

Li Er is busy with work, Wang Er Mazi is not busy, an old bachelor, he is full by himself, and the whole family is not hungry. Every day, I go to the seafood restaurant to find a huge number, or I go to the Pijia chicken shop, blocking the door of the chicken shop, calling the people who come to buy chickens, and they can't get in or out. The donkey shouted at him to get out of his way, and he was gone, but in the blink of an eye, he came again! The leather donkey had to be busy killing chickens, slaughtering chickens, steaming and boiling, smearing soy sauce and rubbing brown sugar, and pouring the chicken back and forth the same. A person came to buy chicken, and at the critical moment when people were about to enter the door, he said without being salty or light: "I heard that I have a stomachache after eating a plague chicken." ”

"Huh? This roast chicken was made by a plague chicken? The guest asked in surprise.

Wang Er Mazi does not answer the guests' questions directly. First shook his head, then nodded. The guests didn't know what he meant. Outside the door of the chicken shop, he weighed for a moment, shook his head and left. This is the majority, the few customers who entered the chicken shop, originally wanted to buy two. Changed to buy one, those who are not in a hurry, just go into the store to have a look, look around, turn around and leave!

After a few days, the sales of roast chicken plummeted, and the leather donkey was very puzzled, he suddenly realized, is Wang Er Mazi a roadblock in front of the chicken shop every day? He remembered. It seems that a few years ago, when Li Er opened a cement factory in Beizhuang, someone acted as a roadblocker for him. In order to find out the truth of the matter, the leather donkey listened quietly in the door of the chicken shop to see what Wang Er Mazi said when the guests came. Sure enough, he guessed that Wang Er Mazi was secretly smashing a deal for him. After figuring out the truth of the matter, the leather donkey was not in a hurry to retaliate against Wang Er Mazi. scolded secretly in his heart: "Good boy, do you want to play with your grandfather?" Wow. I'll have fun with you! ”

The leather donkey first went to tell the huge and said that Wang Er Mazi's daughter-in-law had found it, and she would come on a blind date tomorrow night. The blind date location was set in the small private room of the seafood building, and Wang Er Mazi was asked to clean up neatly. Change your clothes and wash your face. Shave. Serving a table of meals, visitors like to talk while eating. The conditions are still what Li Er said, young and beautiful, white, and rich.

Wang Er Mazi listened to the huge words. Happy straight jump, the millennium dream has been realized, the young and beautiful white daughter-in-law, tomorrow night to get the hand, happy wow, happy, hand dancing wow. He stared at the sun in the sky with his eyes, and finally looked forward to the old man coming down the mountain, hurried to the seafood restaurant, and told the giant: "Keep the small private room for me." Also, get me a table of delicious food. Serve my daughter-in-law who is about to enter the door to eat and drink. ”

Xiaohong said: "It doesn't matter if you want to eat and drink, pay a deposit of 500 yuan first." ”

"Isn't that a different view? Afraid that I won't have money to settle accounts after eating? ”

"Hey! You're right! That's what it means. Xiaohong was not polite to Wang Er Mazi at all.

Wang Er Mazi was very dissatisfied with Xiaohong's attitude, and yelled angrily: "Lao Tzu is rich, where can't he eat or drink?" It's too doggy to look at people low, go! Go to the Phoenix Restaurant in the south to eat stir-fried vegetables, which is much better than the stinky fish and rotten shrimp in your seafood restaurant! ”

Wang Er Mazi scolded and pulled the huge and left.

Dada and Wang Er Mazi, ordered food and asked for good wine in the Phoenix Hotel, asked for a box of good cigarettes, the two of them smoked in the clouds, looked at the electronic clock on the wall, and then looked at the sky outside, it was already very late, and the donkey and the daughter-in-law were still missing. Calls are not answered. didn't reply, and it wasn't certain whether the daughter-in-law would come or not. Wang Er Mazi rubbed his hands and stomped his feet anxiously, and then he couldn't wait, the dishes on the table were already cold, and a layer of lard appeared on the side of the plate. Huge ran to the Pijia chicken shop to find the donkey, but there was no one, and when he asked on the street, he learned that the donkey was waiting in the seafood restaurant.

Ran to the seafood building to see, the donkey sat alone in the hall sighing, and said to the huge: "People are here, dressed up with flowers, and Huang Dakuo's little wife has a fight, waiting for a long time to see Wang Er Mazi appear, people feel that Wang Er Mazi is not sincere, disappointed, left!" ”

Huge ran back to the Phoenix Hotel, and as soon as he said what the donkey had just said, Wang Er Mazi was anxious and shouted, "Hurry up and chase it!" ”

"People are coming by car, what are you going to chase?" Huge stall hands. Looking at the food and drinks on the table, he stopped talking.

Wang Er Mazi said with a bitter face: "This table of dishes can't be blind." ”

Huge suggested: "You have a big face, you are familiar with the owner of the Phoenix Hotel, discuss with him, and return the meal." ”

Huge obviously knew that the restaurant would not return the food, so he deliberately asked Wang Er Mazi to hit the wall, making him uncomfortable. He took advantage of Wang Er Mazi's efforts to find the boss, sneaked back to the seafood restaurant, and left Wang Er Mazi alone in the Phoenix Hotel.

The owner of the Phoenix Hotel, when he heard that Wang Er Mazi was going to return the dishes that had been on the table for a long time, he immediately glared at him and said coldly: "The restaurant didn't return the dishes, look at it, it's been two hours since the dishes were on the table, how do you say to return?" Who eats these leftovers of you? ”

The boss took the wine that had been opened on the table and the half-smoked cigarette, picked it up and looked at it, and still put it on the table. Throw down the phrase: "Go to the bar and check out!" "Swaggered away. (To be continued......)