The fairy glow in the cave is shining, the auspicious clouds are rolling in the air, and hundreds of immortals are riding tigers and dragons in the square in the cave, waving the immortal weapons in their hands to help. Above the auspicious clouds in the air, there is Taishang Laojun, holding a purple gold pill gourd in his left hand, holding a demon whisk in his right hand, and a stone statue next to him, which looks exactly the same as him, and is also a fairy wind bone, and at a glance he knows that he is the one who plays chess. Ten old fairies in felt hats with two feet tall are lined up on both sides of the empty field, holding the female head staff, shaking their heads, majestic and arrogant, and the concubines behind them are like clouds, all of them have red faces and pomegranate teeth, willow waists and golden cicada hair.

The Doctor looked around with the eyes of a handsome scientist, gauged the situation, and then walked up to Alva and said to her:

"What did the losing stone statue just now say to you? What was done? ”

"I wanted to freeze him into a popsicle, but he turned my freezer into an orchid. He also said that we could beat him and let me take me as an apprentice, but he couldn't beat him and let me learn to bark as a donkey. ”

"Do you want to learn how to bark on a donkey?"

"I don't want to learn how to bark."

"So what do you want to learn?" Dr. said.

"What do you mean? I haven't figured it out yet," said Alva, "my dear husband, what do you think I should learn?" ”

The doctor held out two fingers in front of her, made a V, and said to her, "Remember, first, you can learn the voice of Chang'e, and second, you can learn the voice of any woman you like." ”

"I like Qiu Xiang, Mu Guiying, Mulan, and Concubine Zhen." Alva said.

"All right, you can learn the sounds of these beautiful women," said the doctor, "but don't learn to bark, for if he turns you into a donkey, you will only make the sound of a donkey." ”

"Does he really have the magic to turn people into donkeys?"

"Folk generally call it magic, we scientists generally don't call it magic, only martial arts. This kind of martial art is called 'turning stones into gold'. If it is for people, it is called 'sound forming'. ”

"Sound induction? Then I can become Chang'e if I learn Chang'e. Alva said.

"That's the case, can you learn from Chang'e?" Dr. said.

"Of course I can learn, I've seen the movie "Chang'e Fights the Monkey King" invested by your clone base, Lao Barlow is the producer, and the female painter is the director, right? It's a good shot, and I laughed when I saw it. I heard that the box office exceeded 800 billion on the first day. There is Chang'e sitting, reading, shouting, and playing, and of course I can learn it. ”

"It's indeed directed by a female painter, but I've never seen her, and I didn't attend the premiere, it was a stand-in for the old Barlow, and our cloning base is mainly for scientific research, and it's just a side hustle of the logistics department for investing in films, and the income earned is still used for scientific research."

"I like to watch movies, I also like to read novels, I like to read books by Ba Jin, Lao She, Mo Yan, Lao Barlow. This "Chang'e Wisdom Fights the Monkey King" is also adapted from the original novel of the original name of the old Barlow, describing technology and mythology, according to rumors, this novel began to go through ups and downs, and there was no news from more than 300 bookstores, and it was finally published by a discerning publishing house. For classical works, I like "The Story of the Stone", that is, "Dream of Red Mansions", the first 80 chapters are well written, and the later chapters are nowhere to be found, can you help me find them? Found me and asked you to eat six-legged baby fish. Alva's eyes flashed with hope.

"Okay, next time I take you to see Qiu Xiang, I will take you to meet Cao Qinpu, you ask him for it, he is in the Qing Dynasty."

"Great!" Alva kissed the doctor on the cheek excitedly, "It's a deal." ”

"It's a deal."

"Have you seen Cao Qinpu?" Alva said.

"I've seen it, it was my teacher Lao Barlow who took me there, Lao Barlow is not like me, he only knows that Lu Dao is engaged in scientific research, he is versatile, he likes to interact with scientists, painters, and writers, we chatted with Mr. Qinpu in Caofu, and Lao Barlow also drank tea with the empty people. At that time, Mr. Serry was still young, and he was writing "The Story of Stones", and we used to play together in our spare time. ”

"You two often play together, what do you play?"

"I've played a stretch ball with him, shot a triangle, caught grasshoppers, and stuck to it."

"What's a triangle?" Alva said.

"It's a triangle made of foreign paintings, and you can fan it."

"I haven't played before, next time you take me to play." Alva said.

The doctor nodded, then walked straight up to the girl and said to her, "I want to kiss you." ”

The green toad girl was smart, and then smiled: "Really? Messire. ”

"Really." Dr. said.

"Okay then."

The third lady hugged the doctor's waist and brought the toad face closer.

"Wait a minute," said the Doctor, "you promise me a condition before kissing. ”

"Say, hurry up." She was looking forward to it.

"You have to spit out as much of your slime as you can."

"That's easy to do."

The two began to kiss, and the three women spit a mouthful of mucus into the doctor's mouth, and the doctor then squirted a mouthful of mucus into the air. After a while, the sky above the Immortal Mansion was filled with pure and bright toad balls.

"I'm full of kisses." Sanchan finally said.

"I'm full of kisses, too." Dr. said.

They lifted their heads, smiled at each other, and parted.

"What are you doing?" Alva said, "Does it work? ”

"It works." Dr. said.

"I think it's also very useful and useful." Sanchan said.

The Doctor reached out and took Lan Yingying's energy ball from his arms, pinched off a small piece, and turned it into a small blue ball.

"Here's for you." He handed Alva the small blue ball and put the big blue ball back in his arms.

Alva took it.

"Give me a little too, I want to eat." Sanchan said.

"This is not for eating, you can only play with it, just one for the two of you."

The doctor made them stand in a line, next to each other, and drew a silver-white pistol from his waist.

Alva was taken aback:

"What are you doing with a gun? Shi Lao Dao said, this is the Immortal Cave Mansion, and the firepower and ice power of any gun are ineffective. ”

"Don't listen to him, it's just equivalent to arranging a thermal ice energy absorber in the hole, which doesn't work against the White Hole Gun and the Black Hole Gun."

As he spoke, he pulled the trigger, and silver-white projectiles shot out, and the doctor circled around them as he fired. A rose-colored white hole shield immediately appeared next to them.

"This is a white hole shield, things on the outside can't get in, things inside can come in and out freely. You two stay here, don't come out. ”

"It's good." Alva said.

The third lady said, "Do you want to compete with them?" Can you beat them? ”

"It's hard to say, it's half the win or the loser," the doctor smiled at her, "just stay in the circle, don't worry about me." I will salute before I soldier. ”

As he spoke, he jumped into the middle of the square.

I saw the stone statue beside Taishang Laojun above the auspicious clouds take a step forward and shout at the doctor:

"Hey, who is coming from the front, dare to break into the Immortal Cave Mansion?"

"Hello this immortal, I'm not here to break in, I'm the master here." The doctor said unhurriedly.

"Are you the master? Do you have any credentials? The stone statue said.

"My girlfriend and I have the keys here." The Doctor said, "This tower house was given to the Dragonwrangs by Kimkelly Burton, who in turn gave it to us. ”

"That's right, so you're really the master here. But we didn't come uninvited, it was Kim Kyriburton who invited us to help him cultivate the Dafa of Moving Heavens. He was in a hurry when he left and didn't tell us a word. We can only train here while watching his home. ”

"Where did the real person Kim Kyrieburton come from?" Dr. said.

At this time, Taishang Laojun replied, he pointed back with a whisk, and Xiangyun immediately opened a passage, and there was a gossip door inside.

"That's where the real people go. From there one can lead to our universe --- second parallel universe. Mr. Liang Jinjia. ”

"Very well, Immortal, please get out of the way," said the Doctor, "and my girlfriend and handmaid and I are going to the Second Parallel Universe. We're going to find Kim Kyriburton. ”

Taishang Laojun shook the gourd in his hand: "I'm afraid it won't work, sir, you are not qualified to enter this gossip gate now, only those who have practiced the Dafa of moving the heavens can enter this gossip gate." ”

"I'm the owner here, and I think I have the right to enter."

"Then you have to pass the immortal level first, you can beat it, I'll go you in, you can't beat it, let's continue to guard the door." Taishang Laojun said.

"I don't want to fight you unless I can't help it."

"If you don't hit you, please go back, there is no one left here."

The doctor saw that the other party did not have the slightest intention of backing down, so he took a step forward and said:

"If you don't listen to the advice of the owner, you are trespassing on the house, and it is against the law in our St. Megaquinta, and you will be beaten to death."

"This is not St. Quinta, Mr. Bright Golden Armor, there are no police here, only the village guards, you can have the village guards arrest us." Taishang Laojun said.

"There's no fairy air in listening to you talk like this, only a bit of cheesiness."

"How do you say that Taishang Laojun is tacky? I've heard that Jigong is cheesy. Taishang Laojun said.

"I don't think you're really too old man, at best, you're just a second-class mirror image of him, with some doppelganger functions, and only a part of his martial arts."

"How do you know the way?" Taishang Laojun said.

"First, you don't have Taishang Laojun's mount, Qingniu, and second, it's not enough to see your fairy wind bones." Dr. said.

"Maybe you're right, although my Dao method can't compare to my master, I think it should be more than enough to deal with you as a mortal. Unless you have more than 3,000 years of skill. ”

"I don't have any skills, I'm just a mortal." Dr. said.

"Okay, then I'll see what you're capable of as a mortal."

Taishang Laojun said and waved the dust in his hand into the air. Suddenly, the old fairy in the felt hat on both sides of the square waved the female head staff and attacked the doctor, and the beautiful head at the head of the staff spat out balls of lightning and flew towards the top of his head.

The doctor said unhurriedly: "If people don't offend me, I won't offend people, if the old immortal offends me, I will offend the old immortal." ”

As he spoke, he swirled the white hole gun in his hand, pulled the trigger, and a string of white projectiles shot out, the projectile collided with ball lightning, and the lightning immediately turned around, and the old immortals attacked in reverse, and the old immortals were caught off guard, and the lightning had hit their bodies.

I only heard the doctor shout softly: "Keep the felt hat without the head, keep the head without the felt hat." ”

As he spoke, he saw the doctor put his palms together and put his fingers together, and his figure disappeared immediately, and he came behind the old fairy in felt hats at a speed of 1 million miles, and took off their felt hats one by one. Then go back to where you started.

The old immortals were being burned to the fire, and when they heard the doctor say this, they hurriedly touched their heads, not that the second monk was confused, but that the second old fairy couldn't touch the felt hat.

In his astonishment, when he looked up, he saw the doctor standing in place, holding a large stack of felt hats in his hands.

The Doctor smiled at them:

"I don't think you old immortals have any skills."

Alva was a little happy to see it, so he shouted to the group of concubines: "Hey, those fairies, do you want to follow these incompetent old immortals for the rest of your life, or follow me to our Prince's Mansion to enjoy happiness, or go to work at the flower garden base, or are you willing to follow this doctor to work in the cloning base, you choose." ”

"We don't want to follow Lao Xian, we don't want to enjoy Qingfu, we want to go to work." The fairies said.

The old immortals were anxious: "Don't you want to live the life of the immortals?" ”

"We don't want to live a fairy life, we want to go to work." The fairies said.

The Doctor pointed at Alva and said to the fairies, "If you want to go to work, go there and find the female prince Alva." ”

All of a sudden, the fairies ran away, and they all ran to the periphery of the white hole cover. As soon as the doctor raised his hand, the white hole cover immediately expanded, enveloping the fairies as well.

Seeing that the matter had come to this, the old immortals had no choice but to discuss: "Since they are all gone, we have also been defeated by others, and it is not interesting to stay any longer, let's go home." ”

After speaking, a few shook their waists, turned around and entered the gossip door behind, and went back to the second parallel universe.

The doctor threw a stack of felt hats on the ground and said to the Taishang Laojun above:

"How? It's time for you to go home and eat. ”

"We don't want to go home for dinner yet, we still have people with strong skills."

As he spoke, Taishang Laojun whipped the dust, and a young god of war turned out of the auspicious clouds behind him, with a clear and handsome face, three eyes on his head, a black horse under his crotch, and a three-pointed and two-edged dragon slaying spear in his hand, just like a Erlang Zhenjun.

Erlang Shen came to the doctor, shook his arms and shook the double-edged dragon slaying spear, shining with a ball of golden light, and said to the doctor:

"Who are you? Is it an immortal or a mortal? I see that you are not a demon. ”

The doctor smiled, "Haluha, I am the adoptive father of your twin brother. ”

Erlang God was a little puzzled, and scratched the flying phoenix crown: "I remember that my mother only gave birth to me, and I don't remember that I also have a twin brother." ”

The doctor smiled again: "Do you want to know the way?" Do you want to hear simple or complex? ”

"Let's start with the simple ones." Erlang God said.

"Then I ask you, what's your name?"

"Erlang God."

"Then what's your brother's name, do you know the way?" Dr. said.

"I don't know what to do."

"Then I'll tell you, his name is Da Lang God."

"Dalang God, why haven't I heard of it?"

"You don't know what to do, listen to me and you talk in detail," the doctor said eloquently, "Your mother longed for the beauty of the world earlier, left the heavenly court, fell in love with the mortal Yang Tianyou, and gave birth to a pair of twins, the eldest named Yang Jian, and the second named Yang Jian, both of which mean to eradicate evil. Your dad also gave you two nicknames, the eldest is called Da Lang God, and the second is called Erlang God. It didn't take long for your mother's elder brother Jade Emperor to learn about this, thinking that he had violated the rules of heaven and led the heavenly soldiers to suppress him. Until I ran to the top of Peach Mountain, I was exhausted, and I sat down on the ground, hugging you two brothers and crying. That year, when I traveled around the world, I happened to pass by here, and I heard the crying, and I followed the sound, but I saw your mother holding two babies crying. Ask to know more. At this time, the heavenly soldiers have arrived in front of the mountain, I hid your mother and son in the woods, and came out to fight the eighteen Arhats, a white hole gun, and a sword of the Empress's Imperial Wing Dragon to subdue the demons, and killed the eighteen Arhats to lose their armor and 200,000 heavenly soldiers. Come back and say to your mother, 'Do not be afraid, for I have driven away the pursuers.' Your mother said, "Xie Lu Xie Hero rescued, but this is not a long-term solution after all, with my brother's temper I understand, that is called a six relatives do not recognize." In order to keep my blood and bones, it's better to be a hero and a good person to the end and adopt the boss. You run east with the eldest child, I run west with the second child, and if one side escapes, I also have a wish fulfilled. I said, 'Okay then.'" Your mother tore off a piece of her clothes, bit off her jade finger and wrote a few words, handed it to me with the eldest child, and said: 'This Dalang God is also born with three eyes, and he has been eating grandma since he was a child, and he always sucks a few more mouthfuls than the second child every time, so he is an inch taller than the second child. I also love him the most. Therefore, I also ask Engong to take care of it. I said, 'Be of good cheer.' Then your mother said, 'This piece of scarlet cloth begs En'er to give it to his father, and he will understand when he sees it.' I said, 'Yes, I will.' She beckoned to me, turned and ran back to the hill with you in her arms. I also jumped and flew to your house, searched for a long time, and finally found your dad in the closet. He opened the strip of cloth and saw that it was written: 'No matter who asks in the future, he will only say that we have only one son, and that is the god Erlang.' After looking at the strip of cloth and then at the eldest in my arms, your father nodded and said, 'I understand.' "Then I'll take back the strip of cloth and carry your brother back to St. Virgin's Tower. A temple of Dalang was also built there. As for your Momotama mother, that's a story for later. ”

"I see, I understand as soon as you say it, but what about the complicated?"

"It's complicated, it's a million-word novel to say, I've asked the logistics department of the cloning base to invest in making a movie, and when the movie is finished, you can buy a movie ticket to watch."

"Yes, definitely, I'll buy a movie ticket to watch it. Of course, I would appreciate it if you could treat you. ”

"I can have a treat." Dr. said.

Erlang God clamped the black horse between his legs, took a few steps forward, and said to the doctor, "Mr. Engong, I have a request. ”

"Just say." Dr. said.

"I want to meet my brother, Da Lang God."

Doctor Ha Luha smiled: "Although you are not the real Erlang God, I will meet your request." ”

"Yes, I'm just a stand-in for him," Erlang God said, "Then again, how do you know that I'm not the real Erlang God?" ”

"The real Erlang God's crotch is a white horse, with a sky eagle on his shoulder, and a roaring dog, you don't have it, and your mount is a black horse, so judging by this, you are just a mirror image of Erlang God."

"You're right, you're smart." Erlang God said, "Please ask Engong if you can let me see my brother Yang Jian soon." ”

"He's in St. Quinta, and it takes two hours to come and go. If you are willing to wait. ”

"I can wait." Erlang God said.

"Well," said the doctor, "I beg you to keep an eye on my girlfriend." Don't let anyone else come close. ”

"No problem." Erlang God said.

"See you again!"

Before he could finish speaking, the doctor had already jumped out of the door of the cave. Out of the stone tower house, he galloped towards the Transit Star Palace......

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