The main hall tower of the stone tower house is wide and dark. The pavilion in the hall is ingeniously conceived, the double cornices are lined up with Zhu Yongbi tiles, the inner hall of the attic is provided with a three-dimensional star chess table, the star horse star cannon star dragon star car is catching and fighting, two stone statues are sitting next to it, it looks like one is Taishang Laojun, and the other is Zhang Daoling, who is subduing the demon and protecting the Tao, and is playing a tea game. The four felt hats on both sides of the old man's candlestick are flickering. Behind the chess table is a star-shaped stone door, which is closed through wind and rain. On the right side of the stone hall is a relief mural, depicting twenty scenes of Jinling, a man and a woman are riding horses on the Yanziji Han Bridge, the man is refreshed, wearing a scholar's scarf, covering an embroidered robe, holding a golden book and iron scroll in one hand, holding a graffiti magic pen in one hand, and a golden horse under the crotch; The woman is as beautiful as a flower, with golden temples, wearing silver chain mail and holding a golden snake whip; The two horses are staggered, the whip is flying, attracting a group of idlers and tourists to stop and watch, next to a sugar gourd seller is selling himself and boasting, the maid with a comb beard under the bridge is holding a three-year-old girl in his arms, and the child is raising a small fist and shouting something.

On the left side of the hall is a pile of agarwood milk buckets, which can be found everywhere in this suspended continent, and are also fragrant and strong when used to make milk buckets. The milk buckets are piled up very high, revealing only the corner of the relief behind them, which is carved like a mountain stream.

One empty pail rolled to the side, and the other had been opened.

"Welcome, husband, you're finally here, come over for a drink." Alva stood up from the stone table in the main hall of the tower. She still keeps her hand on the cup, and the cup does not leave her hand.

"I think you two are just rice buckets." Dr. said.

"We're not rice buckets, we're milk buckets." The green toad girl said.

"Aren't you afraid to hold on?" Dr. said.

"We're not afraid, we don't drink for nothing anyway." Alva said.

"If you drink it, you drink it in vain." The green toad girl said.

The doctor walked over to the pail, looked at it, and said, "Drink yours, I'm going to work." ”

As he spoke, he began to move the milk bucket.

Alva turned to the green toad and said, "Shall we help him with his work?" Three Chan Girls. ”

"It is up to the master," said the third maiden, "and if the master wants to help me, I will do it." ”

"I think we drank and drank, and we rested, and we can't be hands-off."

"I don't think I can be a hand-shaker."

Alva came over to help the doctor carry the milk bucket, and the female toad also came over to roll the milk bucket.

"Thank you, what is your name, beautiful toad, thank you for your help." Dr. said.

"No thanks, Xianggong, my name is Sanchan Girl, I just listen to our master's orders, and I will do whatever the master tells me to do."

"Aren't you going to rob the milk dragon?" Dr. said.

"We have learned, Xianggong," said the third lady, "for the mistress has slain our Toad King." ”

"Really? Then you should hate your new master a little. Why do I see that you like your mistress very much? The doctor said.

"As the saying goes: The toad girl does not know the hatred of the old king. What's more, our new king is very good to us. It also allows me to drink dragon milk for free. ”

"Drink dragon milk for free, and you can serve your new master wholeheartedly?"

"As the saying goes, if you have milk, you are a mother." Sanchan said.

"Looks like you're really thinking a pretty simple idea." Dr. said.

While chatting and working, after a while, the milk bucket pile was moved to the side.

The doctor said happily, "It was done so quickly, and if it weren't for your help, it wouldn't have been so fast." ”

"It's called a match between men and women, and you don't get tired of working." Alva said.

Now the whole relief mural has revealed the true face of Lushan. This is a group of reliefs, divided into two, also from the hand of the famous sculptor Luda Banda in the transit star, one is entitled "True Immortal Fighting Witch", the carving is Zhang Tianshi standing on the auspicious clouds, wearing a gossip robe, holding the sword of evil is fighting with a fox and enchanting woman riding a winged dragon, the woman's eyebrows are a red mole, and she is waving a witch through the sky with a golden sword, and is cutting the flat-topped crown on the head of the heavenly master. In the foothills below the auspicious clouds is a trunk road with the same people, all riding dragons and tigers, and the fairy spirit is fluttering.

Another relief depicts nine streams and eighteen streams, with cliffs on both sides of the bank towering to the sky, winding and rugged, splashing waves in the stream, and clear streams agitating. On the cliff, a real person from Youfang, with long eyebrows and wide ears, wearing a gossip brocade robe, holding a horsetail whisk dust, looking like a fairy, is pulling up, ready to jump. A white cloud drifted in front of him blocking the way.

Below the relief is a line of inscription, on the book "Real People Visit Xian", and there is a line of small characters below, the doctor took a closer look, and it was originally written: This relief contains two words dumb riddle.

The doctor looked at it, and he smiled.

"What are you smirking at," said Alva, "can you guess the answer to this dumb riddle?" ”

"I guessed it." The doctor said, "Did you guess that? ”

Alva also smiled.

"What are you smirking at?" Dr. said.

"I guessed it too."

At this time, the green toad girl also laughed.

"What are you smirking at?" Alva said to her.

"I guessed too," said the third lady, "it's too easy! ”

The three of them walked to the relief on the right side of the main hall tower and stood on to admire. Alva looked at it and said:

"This is a man and a woman riding horses to fight, the male is polite and polite, like Tang Bohu, and the female Mei Sai Diao Chan is like Qiu Xiang."

"That's right, it's an allusion called 'Qiu Xiang rode alone to descend to Bohu,'" said the doctor.

"Yes, this is the first time I've heard of this allusion, my dear, you can tell me about it when you have time in the future."

"I've just heard this rumor, you'd better ask Qiu Xiang in person for the details."

"But where can I find her?" Alva said.

"I will take you to her when I have a chance in the future, she is in the Ming Dynasty." Dr. said.

"That's great." Alva happily gave the doctor a hug.

Sanchan looked at it and said, "I heard rumors that Qiu Xiang is just a maid, can she beat Tang Bohu, who is strong in martial arts?" ”

"You don't know what to do, you don't know the other," Alva said, "I also know from the community that since the surname Tang ordered Qiu Xiang, he poked Qiu Xiang every time he came back from drinking with his friends, and Qiu Xiang could only swallow his anger. Once Qiu Xiang went out to play soy sauce, on the way I met a peerless master, named Mrs. Sui, Mrs. saw that she was both smart and sensible, full of love, so she accepted her as an apprentice, ordered her martial arts, and taught her the secrets of martial arts. After Qiu Xiang went home, Tang Bohu began to suffer from Qiu Xiang's nest anger. ”

"(⊙o⊙) I see, as soon as you say it, I will understand." Sanchan said.

"Look at the name of this relief?" Dr. said.

The third lady leaned over and looked at it with a toad eye and said, "The name of this relief is "Two Families Fight Without Holding Grudges". ”

"Heha," said Alva with a smile, "since the two of us don't hold grudges when they fight, I'll fight with the doctor one day to see if he holds grudges." ”

"I don't hold grudges." Dr. said.

They continued to walk forward and entered the attic. Alva said:

"These are two stone veterans, they are playing Star Wars chess, and I have been thinking about it for a long time and I don't know which one will win. But the sign says that the stone gate will only open if you win. ”

The Doctor walked up to the stone gate, and saw a stone plaque next to the stone gate, which read:

'''''' a game of chess that is about to be played

''Now it's Taishang Laojun soaking his hair and laughing, and the Demon Conquering Heavenly Venerable is as stable as Mount Tai, and they will have a win and a loss.

''You guess who wins and loses, and if you guess wrong, you just wait, and this stone door will not open for you in the next life.''

''If you're guessing correctly, then take two steps.''

''If you win after taking two steps, then please come back next year, and the stone gate will be open for you.''

''If you seal the win within one move, the stone door will open for you.''

''There are fewer people, it's not early, please don't rub around here.''

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Below are two red stone flowers, one is written Taishang Laojun, and the other is written Demon Conquering Tianzun.

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The doctor returned to the chess table and took in the situation.

This is Star Wars chess, often played by immortals, the length and width of the chessboard are two more squares than ordinary chess, and the chess pieces also have more dragons and qi, dragons can fly in all directions, and qiqi can turn over and leap.

At this time, the queen of the red side held by the Demon Conquering Tianzun is in danger, there is a black dragon in front and a car in the back, the Liematun is on the side, and the Qilin Palace is leaning, this is the general. It seems inexplicable.

Then what is the expression of the Demon Descending Heavenly Venerable, as steady as Mount Tai?

The doctor took a look, took a look, and was 100% sure. He returned to the stone gate and reached out and pressed the stone flower on the Demon Heavenly Venerable.

I only heard the crisp chirping of a divine bird, and the red of the stone flower turned green.

"You guessed it! Not bad. Alva said.

"The stone flower has become the same color as my body." The green toad girl said.

The Doctor returned to the stone table, stood beside the Demon Slaying Celestial Venerable, and shouted to the stone statue:

"Ten guns are even!"

Hearing the sound of "stunned", the Demon Subduing Tianzun raised his stone hand, grabbed a cannon and quickly blocked the black dragon's attack. The black dragon was taken aback and immediately flew into the sky...... But Taishang Laojun miscalculated...... This is also a red move.

At this time, the red cannon had been fired, and a cannonball hit the golden crown of the Black Emperor, and the emperor fell with a puff of yellow smoke rising from his head.

Taishang Laojun raised the stone statue head and glanced at the doctor:

"The two of them play chess, and they are donkeys."

After speaking, he made a helpless expression, raised his left hand, and heard a "boom" sound, and the stone door opened.

The doctor did not reply, but walked straight to the door, and Alva turned to the stone statue of the Emperor Taishang and said, "You are the donkey." ”

The stone statue of Taishang Laojun stood up and said to Alva:

"I said you are a donkey, you say I am a donkey, who is a donkey, and there is a skill in it."

Alva reached out and drew the multi-purpose gun from his back, punched a whirling flower in his hand, and said to the stone statue:

"Old stone, you think I'm afraid of you, it's better than that, my jade fingers can turn you into a popsicle with a single movement."

"Ha Lu Ha," the stone statue smiled, "This is the Immortal Cave Mansion, all the firepower and ice power are useless, they can only be compared to ability and martial arts, so I advise you not to play tricks in front of me." ”

Alva picked up his gun, pulled the trigger on the stone statue, and a string of cryo bullets shot towards the stone statue of Taishang Laojun.

I saw that the stone statue raised its hand in a hurry, and all the frozen bullets fired turned into white orchids in an instant, and they fell to the ground one after another.

"It looks like a real gun." Alva said as he put away his gun.

"Ha Luha, I said you don't play tricks, you just don't listen." Shi Lao Dao said, "But I like your temper quite a bit." ”

"Are you too old to change?" Alva said.

"I'm not Taishang Laojun, I'm just a stone statue of Taishang Laojun, but I also have a part of Taishang Laojun's primordial spirit and mana. If you can defeat me inside, I can recommend you to let Taishang Laojun accept you as an apprentice, and I can also call you a junior sister. ”

"Really?" Alva excitedly said, "That's good, I'm just trying to learn mana." ”

"If you can't beat me, you are not qualified to be Taishang Laojun's apprentice, but you are qualified to learn donkey barking."

"I don't want to learn how to bark." Alva said.

"When the time comes, whether you learn to bark or not, it's not something you can control." The stone statue of Taishang Laojun said.

"For what?"

The statue did not answer, but sat back down, motionless, never saying a word again.

When Alva saw that he had become a silent stone statue again, he ignored him, turned around and ran into the stone gate.

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Inside was a square pool with a green poisonous mist steaming from the water. The pool is very large, and there is a snake island in the middle, and the snake well on the island is constantly crawling out of the green poisonous snakes. A stone star gate can be faintly seen on the opposite bank. The Doctor and the Three Chan Girls were waiting for her on the shore.

Alva ran to the shore and immediately retreated, choking on the poisonous fog and coughing, tears streaming down his face.

"What's going on?" Alva said in surprise.

"That's the poisonous mist, you get back." Dr. said.

Alva looked at the Doctor and the Green Toad Girl, and they were fine.

"Why aren't you afraid of poison?" Alva said.

"I'm used to living in the Poison Swamp." Sanchan said.

"I put on a toxic nasal mask." Dr. said.

Alva held out his hand: "Give me a nasal mask." ”

"I'm just one, you wait and see." Dr. said.

"Let me do it." Sanchan said.

As she spoke, she turned around, took off her short skirt and beige brocade robe, and as soon as she stretched her waist naked, a layer of toad skin was taken off.

She put on her dress again, took a golden bow and a rattling arrow from her waist, provoked the toad with the tip of the arrow, and then bent her bow and shot it towards Snake Island. With a "whoosh", the arrow flew across the water and landed on the well in the center of Snake Island.

The group of snakes smelled the smell of toads, and they came to a delicious meal, and they rushed to devour them one by one. The vipers in the water also climbed ashore and scrambled for the toad.

Seeing that the snakes had been attracted, Sanchan seized the opportunity to jump into the water and swim towards Snake Island. Leaning to the shore, he raised the toad's head and made a "woo-wow" sound, and a mouthful of mucus ejected from his mouth (≧◎O◎≦).

She vomited more and more, and before long, a cloud of slime had stuck the vipers together, and the mouth of the well was sealed.

Looking back at the toad, the green poisonous mist on the surface of the water gradually dissipated.

Taking advantage of this, the doctor picked up Alva, put his palms on one finger, flew over the water, and floated down to the opposite shore.

I saw a red light on the left and right sides of the stargate, and a microphone under the red light.

"Is this for us to be the hosts?" Alva said.

"It's a question-and-answer microphone," said the doctor, "and you can talk to it." ”

Alva reached out and picked up the microphone on his left, pressed the switch, and only listened to the microphone:

"What is the two-character puzzle of the relief painting? Please answer two words. ”

Alva thought for a moment and said, "Jump into the river." ”

"The answer is incorrect." The microphone said. The red light is still on.

At this time, Sanchan Nu swam ashore, ran over to take the microphone, and pressed the switch.

"What is the two-character puzzle of the relief painting? Please answer two words. The microphone said.

"Ride the clouds." Sanchan said.

"The answer is incorrect." The microphone said. The red light is still on.

Sanchan's face was a little blushing, and she handed the microphone to the doctor: "I'm sorry, I didn't say it right, let's come here." ”

The doctor took the microphone and flipped the switch. The microphone said to him:

"What is the two-character puzzle of the relief painting? Please answer two words. ”

The Doctor blurted out, "Crossing." ”

"Correct." The microphone said. The red light turns green in an instant.

"Xianggong is right." Sanchan said.

"My husband is right." Alva said.

As he spoke, Alva walked over and picked up the microphone on the right side, pressed the switch, and only listened to the microphone:

"What did the little girl in the relief painting shout? Please answer seven words. ”

"Heck, I'm going to see the reliefs before I decide." Alva said.

"I would also like to see the content of the relief again before answering." Sanchan said.

The Doctor stretched out his hand and said, "I'll take you to the other side." ”

"Great!" Alva said.

Alva plugged the microphone back in and walked over, and the doctor spread his arms and picked her up with one hand.

The three maidens also ran over, and the doctor hugged her with his other arm. He felt her toad body light.

"How much do you weigh?" He asked her.

"I'm 1.75 cosmic meters tall and weigh 25 cosmic kilograms." Sanchan said.

"Then you should be a good actor and a good model." Alva said.

"My wish is to be a good actor and a good model, but not a toad."

"You want to be human?" Alva said.

"I think."

The doctor looked at her and said to her, "I'll take you to my cloning base when I'm free, and I'll give you a good facelift." You're like a human beauty anymore. ”

"Great, Xianggong. I'm here to thank you. The three women kissed the doctor on the cheek.

As he spoke, the Doctor flew up with a single finger and sent them to the other side.

The two of them immediately ran away.

After a while, he ran back again.

"See?" Dr. said.

"Look at it." They said.

"Did you say anything?"

"Zhilu Dao."

"That's good, let's go back."

The doctor picked them up and flew back to the other side. Alva picked up the microphone and flipped the switch.

"What did the little girl in the relief painting shout? Please answer seven words. The microphone said.

"The child said, 'Mom and Dad, stop fighting.'" ”

"The answer is incorrect." The microphone said. The red light is still on.

Alva hung his head and handed the microphone to the three women, who pressed the switch.

"What did the little girl in the relief painting shout? Please answer seven words. The microphone said.

"The child said, 'If you hit me again, I'll hit you.'" ”

"The answer is incorrect." The microphone said. The red light is still shining.

Sanchan was embarrassed to hand the microphone to Xianggong.

The doctor took the microphone and naturally pressed the switch.

"What did the little girl in the relief painting shout? Please answer seven words. The microphone said.

"The boy said, 'Give me a bunch of sugar gourds.'" ”

"Correct." The microphone said.

With a crisp birdsong, the red light instantly turned into a green light, emitting a crystal green light, and the Shixing Gate opened with a "boom".

The three of them flew into the door.

"Oh oh! It's really amazing! The three women snorted coquettishly.

The doctor looked at it and saw that it was a huge fairy cave, shrouded in auspicious clouds, with spirit flags waving, and only hearing the sound of the horns in his ears, and the roar of dragons and tigers on all sides......

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