Chapter 116: Pit Daddy
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The category stood by and watched, and didn't walk over, so it was best not to interject at this time, and wait for the fortune teller to leave.
I saw that Guo Cripple was still wearing the pair of sunglasses, looking up at the sky, his fingers were quickly calculating, and there was an old man who was older than Guo Cripple sitting on the pony opposite him, looking at Guo Cripple with a nervous face, and his expression was like a child waiting for the teacher to approve his homework.
Guo lame calculated for a long time, and suddenly exclaimed in shock: "Oh, brother, I calculated that you had a hurdle when you were 136 years old." ”
The old man was startled, and jumped up from the horse: "What's the matter, my grave has been dug up?" ”
"Well, 136 is the second hurdle, let's talk about the first hurdle first, this first hurdle should be in your 73 year, judging from the hexagram, you are destined to commit peach blossoms, and it is likely that you will marry a girl in her twenties."
"Huh? And this good thing, is this also a hurdle? ”
"Why isn't it a kan? Although you are destined to commit peach blossoms, but your wealth is declining, it is very likely that you will be cheated of a sum of money by others. ”
The old man bowed his head and calculated: "I'm 71 this year, if I can marry a big girl when I'm 73, it's nothing to give her a sum of money, anyway, if I don't give it to her, I'll have to be cheaper My white-eyed wolves, well, it's worth it." Sir, I admit what you said! ”
Guo lame gave a thumbs up: "My brother really has courage, but you must know that once the money is broken, there will be trouble in the family, and then the family will not be harmonious, and the children and grandchildren will not get along, and if you come back every day to quarrel with you, you will be easy to get angry, and this fire will be easy to get sick, so this hexagram shows that you are after the wealth is broken." It's going to be a serious illness. It's probably just "
"I'm going to travel west? That's not going to work. I'm going to live to be 1oo years old, sir, and think about it, if there's a way to get the best of both worlds? ”
Guo lame touched his chin in thought, shook his head and said, "Well, there is a way, I'm afraid you won't." ”
"What's the solution? Tell me about it. ”
"The way to do that is, you go home. Change all your real estate, savings, stocks, and other valuable things to your son's name, and even if there are women who covet your money, they can't take half of the money and serve you for several years in vain. ”
The old man waved his hand again and again: "That's not good, then I won't be the commander of the light pole, this money." It is better to put it in anyone's hand than to put it in your own hand, just my son. I've been thinking about my money for many years, and I just won't let go, if it goes into their hands, will they care about my life or death in the future? I have to spend a lot of money, and I have to ask them. ”
"Hey, my brother is wrong, you have to think about it, how old are you this year? The body is not as good as a year, and if you are hospitalized in the future, you can't get out of it without tens of thousands of yuan after you go in, do you think the little money you saved can still be? When the time comes, my son says that you have your own money, but he won't pay it for you, see what you do. If you give the money to your son now, they will have no reason to ignore you in the future, you have to admit how much you spend, if you are not at ease, you can sign an agreement with them, put your interests clearly, and you will not have to be afraid of losses in the future. ”
The old man tilted his head and thought for a long time, patted his head, and suddenly said: "Oh, what Mr. said makes sense, you have to point to your son at the critical moment, yes, just do it, and let that little girl make the bamboo basket empty when the time comes." ”
"Yes, then your brother will wait to enjoy the blessings."
The two old and indecent people laughed lewdly at each other, as if they had just scraped together money to visit a kiln, and their faces were full of obscenity.
"When I met you today, not only did I do me a favor, but also untied my heart knot, don't be too little for these two hundred yuan, just say this to you, and when I continue to marry the eldest girl, I will definitely give you a big red envelope!"
Guo lame waved his hand calmly: "You still take advantage of the past two years to have a good relationship with your son, after all, you are biological, as the saying goes, there is a father at the age of seventy, and a mother at the age of eighty, people's hearts are flesh and blood, and when you are an old man, you should also pay attention to the way you do things, so that your children can understand you better and respect you." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, what you said is so right, I used to pick the door a little, when I go back, I will try to be nice to them first, see their attitude, if it is okay, I will do what you say."
The old man said, put down the two hundred yuan, and walked away happily, looking like that, it was a lot easier.
The category walked out unhurriedly, and said to Guo Cripple: "Okay, old Guo, you are getting more and more clever in this technique, telling fortunes and cheating money to regulate family ethical relationships?" ”
Guo Cripple looked up and saw that it was a category, and hurriedly made a silent gesture, and gestured to him again and again: "Come here, don't talk nonsense, I'm doing a good deed, what does it have to do with cheating money, it's just two hundred yuan, as for me to spend so much tongue." ”
"Yes, it stands to reason that two hundred yuan shouldn't be enough, I said do you have any hidden secrets?"
"Hey, your kid is getting smarter and smarter, hehe, I won't tell you, this old man and his son came to me yesterday, and he calculated with me to calculate his father today, no, it was successful"
"Huh?"
The category stared at Guo Cripple with wide eyes, was speechless for a long time, stretched out his thumb, and sighed: "I am convinced, your mouth is faster than a knife, and your heart is more ruthless than a wolf, this is called a pit father."
Guo lame stretched out his hands: "How do you say this, which sentence I just said is wrong?" Every sentence is reasonable, the old man is terrible at slamming the door, he doesn't give half a cent to his children, he is talking nonsense outside, he runs to the park every day to find the old lady to give a massage, he has been cheated out of a lot of money, I am helping him. ”
"Okay, you're doing good deeds, but I'm not here to discuss this with you today, I said Lao Guo, why hasn't the cause of our Folk Culture Research Institute moved? Don't forget you're still a researcher. ”
"Researchers have a fart, how can I research without funds, you don't see that I sell cockroach medicine part-time. Hey, when it comes to cockroach medicine, this medicine is really good, go back and use it to ensure that your cockroaches lose their fertility, and immediately cut off their children and grandchildren, and there are infectious diseases, one is full, and the whole family suffers"
The category waved his hand again and again: "You just don't sell, our family never makes cockroaches, not even passing by, don't change the topic, after summoning Hua Xiaoxin's soul that day, why did you run away?" ”
When Guo lame heard this, he sighed, and quietly put the two hundred yuan into his pocket, and then said something about the category
"I'm an old bone, I want to live a few more days."
Guo Cripple only said this, and shook his head and sighed again and again.
"What, so you're scared?"
This is very unexpected, this old lame man with a ghost heart is actually scared?
"Boy, after I came back that day, I was thinking, how can so many evil ghosts come out all at once? This is not normal, in my opinion, it is likely that something is wrong with the underworld" (to be continued!)
ps: Today's three watches, if you can give a little bit of strength, tomorrow will continue the four watches, if not, I will open the door to release Sister Feng