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The category was a little surprised, Guo Cripple actually saw that there was something wrong with the underworld? O man of God!

Guo lame shook his head and said: "You must know that in the current city, the population is large, the yang energy is vigorous, and ordinary ghosts are rare, unless some ghosts with obsession can form a climate under certain special conditions, but that is also very rare, it would be good to have one in a few years." But how many of us have seen each other these days? And one is more powerful than the other, so I think this is a harbinger of chaos in the world, and it is likely that the underworld deliberately released evil ghosts to disturb the world, so I thought about it, this kind of idle matter, or less care, it is better to ignore it. ”

After hearing this, a cold sweat broke out on his back, although what Guo Cripple said was not quite right, he could even guess that the disaster was in the underworld, it was indeed powerful. His idea is also good, he can live a leisurely life by setting up a stall to tell fortunes and sell cockroach medicine, so why bother to ask for hardship.

But the category can't think like this, he was caught by the underworld bad luck, if he doesn't complete the task, he will be arrested and returned to the underworld to ask for guilt, unless he dares to go to the underworld to petition, saying that the 6 judge abused his power, but this is simply nonsense, in the human world, the people have rarely succeeded in suing the officials since ancient times, not to mention the underworld with two eyes, I'm afraid that if I go, I will be locked by an iron chain, and it will be released after squatting in which black hell for seven or eight hundred years, then it is not unjustly killed?

Besides, people are not in vain, and they still have a seven-trick exquisite heart.

"I said Uncle Guo," he approached with a smile on his face.

Guo Cripple waved his hand: "Don't, it's not good for you to call Uncle Guo as soon as you kid, you should still call Guo Cripple." Or Lao Guo. I know that's what you're calling in your heart. In this way, if you have anything to say, I can also refuse, if you call Uncle Guo, I should be embarrassed. ”

"Uh, Uncle Guo, if you say that, you treat me as an outsider, no matter what it's called, your position in my heart is equally important, or can I come to you? I'm really asking for your help this time. ”

After speaking, it doesn't matter whether Guo Cripple agrees or not. He said his thoughts, and wanted Guo Cripple to help find the happy ghost.

"What are you looking for a happy ghost? Look for trouble? ”

"I'm going to do something to die, I want to get rid of the harm for the people."

"Just your little physique?" Guo Cripple looked up and down a few times, "I still say the same thing, you have to take fewer planes, you can live well." ”

"What kind of plane do I play, I've been busy lately, and I don't even have time to watch a movie, how can I have that idle time"

"Yo, I have time, you can copy it to me one day. I'm worried about not being able to find a website, how many G's? ”

Category looked at Guo Cripple. The heart said that he couldn't see his age and this hobby.

"Not much, more than 1oo g."

"Ah, that's really not much, do you have a portable hard drive, go back and help me copy it in."

"No problem, how can you find the happy ghost if you tell me, I'll bring it to you tomorrow."

"Happy ghost, okay, okay, for the sake of more than 1oo g, I'll give you an idea, come over with your ear"

Category Hehe smiled and leaned his head over

Guo Cripple's idea is very rancid, and all the rancid ones have green hair, and the category almost cried after hearing it.

He actually asked the category to go to the funeral everywhere, because the happy ghost would only appear at the funeral, so there would be a good chance of running into it.

But, Nima, it would be better if you attended the wedding, the funeral? Don't be so unlucky, besides, I know so many people in the category, and they are all alive and well.

Guo Cripple is completely damaged, sue sù category, you can also participate if you don't know, it doesn't matter who he died, finding a happy ghost is the key.

The category looked distressed: "Even if I go cheekily, you will pay for the gifts?" At least two hundred. ”

"You see, just said that you are smart, you are stupid, you can't stuff the newspaper? How many cockroach pills do I have to sell for 200 yuan, it's so easy for you to make money. ”

"Well, even if I stuff the newspaper, how do I know where the dead are? Where am I going to the funeral? ”

"Alas, young man, use your brains, even I want to teach you this." Guo lame took off his sunglasses, picked up a kettle next to him and drank water, and then continued mysteriously.

"When is the funeral usually held? It is after the cremation of the body, during the period of ceasing, or during the funeral, the ceremonies held are called funerals, and the joyful ghosts will appear in the banquet during the funeral, the offerings of the deceased, and the banquet of the living, if there is a person who is not angry that day sees the joyful ghost, then the joyful ghost will suck away his yang energy, and the next day this person will most likely die violently. So what I told you is, if you don't know where the funeral is, go to the crematorium, where there are dead people every day, and you can go back with the family of the deceased when the time comes, can't you go to the funeral? ”

"Your idea is even more spoiled, let me run to the crematorium every day? Even if I want to, no one can let me follow. ”

"I won't let you follow, you won't follow quietly? Don't you have a car? ”

"But the crematorium burns so many people a day, who do I follow home? Am I still going from house to house? ”

"Then what's the way, if you want to find a happy ghost, you can only do this, you know, people's happy ghosts are likely to rush to the field, eat this and eat that."

Hey, this mention of rushing to the scene, the category suddenly moved in my heart, and I remembered the individual. One of his college classmates, last time I heard someone, seems to be working as a funeral master of ceremonies, if you can contact him, isn't it much better than stupidly going to the crematorium to squat?

"Are you sure you're going to sell cockroach medicine here?" The category stood up and said to Guo Cripple, "Don't forget that you are from the Chinese Folk Culture Research Institute, you really can't bear to let me go to the happy ghost alone?" ”

The category still wants to pull Guo Cripple up, he always feels that this old guy is very mysterious, and it must be good for him to pull him up.

"Hehe, you just can't hold your breath, think about this place, there are all kinds of news and clues, I stay here every day, will I not tell you if there is a situation? Don't worry, I am not 100% sure, my Lao Guo will not make a move lightly, and there is one more thing I have to tell you, the matter of the Hua family, don't mix it up too much, and it will be good for you to quit as soon as possible. ”

"Why?" The category was shocked for a while, why did Guo Cripple suddenly say that?

"Then don't ask more, anyway, I think that someone is calculating the Hua family, including his son's accident this time, it is by no means accidental, and it is not good for you to continue to manage it."

The category was silent, and nodded slowly: "I know, by the way, you know the Geography Hall, the one who held the Fa two days ago, what do you think of this place?" ”

Guo Cripple squinted his eyes, picked up his hand, shook his head and said: "Then it's not clear, people are the entrance of the lobby, the relationship is complicated, and the branches are luxuriant, it's not something we can take lightly." ”

The category frowned, as if he heard something from Guo Cripple's words, thought for a while, took out two hundred yuan from his pocket, handed it over with apologies, and said: "Uncle Guo, I didn't give Xia Bing's money last time, I can't help you, I didn't bring much to the street this time, you can keep this money." ”

Guo Cripple took it unceremoniously, nodded and said, "Count your kid as having a conscience." ”

"Aren't you afraid that I'll take the money to myself?" Category suddenly thought of this question and asked curiously.

"Cut, I have already given you a hexagram, you are now unlucky, at least a month will pass, and the fortune will come slowly, so even if you are richer than me now, it must be limited."

"You're awesome."

The category gave Guo Cripple a thumbs up again, turned around to leave, thought about it and bent down to grab two packets of cockroach medicine, put them in his pocket, Guo Cripple asked, "Hey, don't you have no cockroaches at home?" ”

"If I have it one day, I'll have to try your medicine to see if the cockroach doesn't die."

Guo lame smiled, slowly pulled the banner open, and said, "When did I say that I was going to die?" You take a good look at it. ”

The category widened his eyes and looked at it again, it turned out that there was a part of the banner wrinkled, and after it was fully opened, there were a few more words, and the full text turned out to be: Cockroaches don't die, I let the manufacturer die.

Dizzy, this old guy is such a ghost, there is nothing wrong with him at all! (To be continued!)