On Sunday, Li Er was bored at home, so he went to the Pijia Chicken Shop to play chess with a leather donkey. On Sunday, Wufeng also rested at home. The donkey asked her to take care of the storefront, and he concentrated on playing with Li Er. Okay, it's not for nothing to play with Li Er, I want Li Er to have a treat at noon, I haven't gone to the seafood restaurant to eat for several days, and the leather donkey has the same itch in his heart as a cat scratching. It is said that the Wang Ba soup in the seafood restaurant is addictive, and the leather donkey estimates that it is not enough, is it not possible to smoke inside? It has been reported on TV that many southern restaurants add tobacco skin or something to the hot pot, have the seafood restaurants also learned this trick? The leather donkey wants to touch the bottom of the seafood building, but even the chef doesn't know what to add. Because every time I go to buy, all of them are Xiao Taohong alone, and after the finished product is entered, it is processed into powder on the spot, and it is brought back in a cloth bag. The leather donkey also tried to inquire about the secret of the seafood restaurant from Li Er's mouth, but Li Er was not as broken as a huge mouth, and he couldn't compare it no matter how he set it. "It's still Li Ergui." The donkey sighed.

It was almost noon, not far from the time for Li Er's treat, Li Er answered a phone call, it was a woman's voice, a delicate voice, very intoxicating. From the phone, you can feel that the woman on the phone seems to be very familiar with Li Er, and the two do not shy away from talking. My brother and sister are numb when I hear it.

The leather donkey asked unwillingly: "Second Master Li, today's lunch, this Wang Ba soup, it seems that you can't count on it?" Do you have a little rosé and are not satisfied? She is the most beautiful woman in our East Kidnapper, you sleep with a beauty every night, and you are still attracting bees and butterflies outside, is it a bit too big? I advise you, or take back your heart, live with Xiao Taohong wholeheartedly, and save the tragic situation of falling into a chicken and egg fight. ”

On the one hand, he resolutely supported the opinion of the leather donkey, and said: "The ambition is not in the old, and the bad breed is not in the old and young." Just two kings and eight lambs. No matter how good my sister is to him, he is also a big carrot, born with bones and flesh, and he is born to be the one who gets beaten. If you don't believe it, let's try it, I'll give him a leather hammer, and he will be honest immediately. (Leather hammer, the name of the fist, author's note)

The donkey was just about to raise his hand in approval, but Li Er spoke and said, "You two don't want to eat the eight kings of the seafood restaurant?" They were going to treat me for me. I'm going to have to come and drink with you personally. You two "are so ignorant, I'm angry, leave, go to eat seafood by myself, huge, go back to cook, serve Lao Tzu, two people, a table in a small private room. ”

The donkey hurriedly spoke: "My second master Li." Didn't that just kid you? He's a bastard, for years, and his temperament is unknown to others. You Li Er should be clear. His words are like a donkey's foal farting, you have a lot of adults, you can't be as knowledgeable as him, right? Anyway, people are in for a treat. It's not a lot of chopsticks, isn't it? ”

Li Er nodded yes, and the leather donkey laughed happily.

Pangda said: "It's okay if you don't tell me to eat and drink, I'm a chef anyway." Add an extra spoonful of salt and you'll have enough! Salty doesn't kill you! ”

"We are guests, and you are responsible for tuberculosis!" The donkey is teaching the huge.

"Yes, I'm in charge, what can the seafood restaurant do to me? Anyway, I've already advanced my salary, spent it, and pulled it out of my pocket, you see, there is no money, can you hold me in the well, or send me to the police station to be brought to justice? ”

A huge dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and the donkey is dumbfounded. He joked: "Second Master Li, don't pull me, I'm going to use my chicken-killing knife to cut a huge king eight lambs, where is my kitchen knife?" Where's my kitchen knife? ”

The leather donkey pretended to look around for kitchen knives in the chicken shop, and his funny performance, his eager voice, made the huge Li Er and the two people present laugh.

After laughing enough, Li Er stood up and said, "Let's go, the little room is waiting." The leather donkey followed Li Er out of the chicken shop, Li Er looked back and said, "There is another comrade, why did you fall behind, come out." ”

The leather donkey shouted eagerly: "Wufeng, come out and go to the seafood restaurant." Li Er called you. ”

Wufeng came out in response, with a smile on his face. He said modestly: "You women have a party, I won't go." ”

Huge said: "Li Er, the eight lambs, didn't you just say that there is another girl, you won't suffer a loss." In case Li Eryi is happy and gives the girl to the donkey, you can't cry too late, you can't wait for the thief to take the donkey away, and you chase it again, it's not taking off your pants and farting, looking for verbose. You're welcome, let's go, don't eat for nothing, don't drink for nothing, don't drink for nothing, don't go to the loss. ”

In the small private room, Li Er and the others had just sat down when there was a sound of footsteps outside. The leather donkey vigilantly pricked up the donkey's ears, listened carefully for a while, the click of the high heels, around the outside of the small private room, turned around half a circle, clicked away, a false alarm, the leather donkey chased out of the small private room, and saw the back of a girl. Judging by the size of the girl, he must have been Xiaohong. I especially like the one step and three shakes that stand alone in the world, and ordinary people can't learn it. That's the logo, it's the character of a person. When judging and praising Xiaohong, he always says so.

The donkey returned to the small room, and before he could sit down, the click of high-heeled shoes outside sounded again. The donkey shouted impatiently: "Get out, walk around several times, you are not annoyed." ”

A girl leaned in and asked, "Who am I bothering me?" She turned to the donkey and asked, "Are you talking about me?" ”

The girl who looked like the leather donkey was a red rose who hadn't seen much, and her face was immediately full of smiles, explaining: "Please don't get me wrong, Xiaohong was wearing high heels just now, and she came to the small elegant room to walk around to show off, I'm afraid we didn't know that she bought high heels, I thought she was back, I didn't know that you came, misunderstanding and misunderstanding, please wait for me." ”

Li Er stretched out his hand to give the red rose to the seat of the main escort, and said politely: "Don't tell the boss of the donkey skin to be true, she is also unintentional." They are my classmates and my good friends. ”

Red Rose immediately got up, warmly shook hands with the two of them, and greeted: "Hello Boss Pi, Boss Pang, I will ask the two bosses for more help in the future." I came today to ask Second Master Li, and later, I will ask Boss Li to give me advice. ”

Wufeng asked: "Red Rose, I heard that you and Hongxing have partnered to set up a farm, and it is said that the business is not bad." How? Want to change careers? ”

Red Rose raised her glass, touched it with everyone, and drank it down. It's very bold and domineering. After several years of ups and downs, a lot of experience, and a wide range of things, she is no longer the beautiful but timid rural girl she used to be. Instead, she has become a strong woman who does not panic. The meaning of a strong woman here is not how strong she is financially, but a strong woman mainly refers to her shrewd and calm mind. Being good at reading words and looking at things and having a sharp eye is the biggest gain she learned in the dance hall.

Wufeng has been working in the mall for more than ten years. From the temperament of Red Rose, she can already see that she is not an idle person. Wufeng judged that Red Rose was hosting a banquet for Li Er today. I must have known that Li Er has some business acumen and unique insights into the way of doing business, so I came to Li Er to ask for investment orientation. As far as the people say, ask what kind of business to do to make money quickly, make more money, and it must be stable. Guaranteed profits, no losses.

Red Rose's mind was really guessed by Wufeng. When the wine reached eight points, Red Rose came to Li Er and pulled a chair. sat firmly in front of Li Er, and ordered Xiaohong to call Xiao Taohong over as well. said: "Second Master Li, I heard Hongxing say that you are bold. I have a lot of eyes and are very expert in investment, and I heard that you have helped many college students write their graduation theses in the past. Today the little sister is coming. I just want to hire you as my investment advisor to Hongxing. You can open it casually, you can ask for money, you can ask for people. As long as the little peach boss does not object, things are easy to discuss. What do you think? In short, willing to cooperate or not? ”

The donkey said, "I like money, and if I make money in business, I just want half of it." Two days for five. ”

Huge rushed to say: "I want someone!" I'm not scarce of money. Anyway, when others gave money, they all asked my wife to pick it out. ”

Red Rose smiled at the two of them, and ignored them. She boldly faced the little peach, looked at her with kindness, and had no stage fright.

Xiao Taohong knew that Li Er was not rare red roses, so she was very confident. The face is not red and the letter is not beating, it is not that the heart is not beating, but it is not nervous. Calm and calm, facing a qiē.

Li Er raised his eyebrows and smiled. I don't know if it's modesty, or if it's a lot of people, it's not good to ask for conditions. On the question of the red rose, he neither refused nor promised to say yes, as if he had played a dumb riddle and asked the red rose to guess.

Huge asked: "Red Rose, since you have come to ask for people, especially the conditions, can you carefully explain it and ask my brother-in-law to weigh it?" Open the skylight and speak brightly, and don't hide it. It's okay for me and the donkey to have an eye-opener, okay? ”

Li Er stopped Red Rose and said, "I know the sincerity of you and Red Apricot, and that's the end of today." There is a saying in Buddhism, the Dharma is not passed on to the six ears. Trade secrets, or the fewer people who know, the better. Come and drink! ”

Red apricots are in the farm, waiting for the news of red roses. When she knew Li Er's attitude, she danced a belly dance on the spot. The drum beat in his mouth was sonorous, and he was very happy.

There is a proverb that if you eat well, you will run smoothly on your legs. The last time I ate the pork leg given by Niu Er, I ate it smoothly. He saw that Red Rose was in a posture tonight, and he was sure to give Li Er a gift, so he secretly gave the donkey a look, and the two of them pretended to pee, and came to the backyard of the seafood building before and after, muttering and discussing how to receive gifts for Li Er. Xiaohong was serving longevity noodles to guests in the kitchen, and overheard the donkey talking, and listened to it, and the two discussed, and adopted a plan to hide from the world and cross the sea, and secretly ate the food. This time, they didn't think about two pork legs, they discussed asking for red roses and using the money to buy an electric car for each of them. Nominally, it was Li Eryao, but in fact, they wanted to swallow it alone.

Xiaohong secretly told Xiaotaohong the news she heard without concealment.

Little Rosé didn't react at the time, because her brother was involved, and his brother was also the chef of the seafood restaurant, and the brother and sister were stiff, which was not good for both parties. At night, she told the plan of the two people who were huge in the leather donkey, and laid out it.

When Li Er heard this, he just smiled slightly, but he didn't react. Just shouted to Little Peach to turn off the lights and go to bed. Said that he would have a meeting in town tomorrow. Hygiene inspection.

The two of them, Da Da and the leather donkey, took the time to come to the farm of the red apricot and red roses, take a look here, and look there. Observing the words and looks, he waited for Hongxing to say that he asked Li Er to offer a plan.

Hongxing was in the duty room, and first asked Huge: "Huge, come to our farm, do you want to buy piglets, or send pig feed?" ”

The donkey was afraid that the huge would leak his mouth, so he hurriedly said: "Let's take a look, on behalf of Second Master Li, let's take a look at the investment." ”

Hongxing seemed to know the information about the leather donkey's fraud, and said unhurriedly: "Did Li Er ask you two to get the pork leg?" ”

The donkey shook his head and said, "Hongxing, what you said is not right, Li Er seems to be talking about two electric cars, right?" ”

Hongxing patted her head and said again and again: "Look at my memory, it's true that I'm talking about two electric cars." The two of you go to the door of the electric car, pick up an electric car, ask them to send it to the farm, and wait for Li Er to get it. ”

Huge couldn't wait to say, "Why are you calling Li Er?" Won't it be over for us to ride back for him? ”

"Yes, too. You two are at the owner of the electric car, order the electric car, pay the deposit, come to the farm, and when I pay for the electric car, I will return the deposit to you. Hongxing agreed very simply.

The two men looked at each other and smiled secretly. Last time, one person ate a pork leg for nothing, and this time one person got an electric car for nothing, so it was returned! One person picked up more than a thousand pieces for nothing, wow, can you not like it? According to what Hong Xing said, he hurriedly went to the door of the electric car, and one person carefully selected a brand-new electric car. Following the salesperson, the boss personally drove to the red apricot farm. When I came to the duty room, General Tie opened the door and shouted several times, but the figure was gone.

Huge comforted the owner of the electric car and said: "You and the donkey will wait here, and I will go to Hongxing to pay." ”

Huge went for an hour, no more, no less, thousands of calls, but he didn't come back, and he didn't answer the phone. The leather donkey was in a hurry, and was about to scold his mother, but he was sweating all over his head, and when he came back, the leather donkey hurriedly asked, "Where is the red apricot?" ”

Huge said with a crying voice: "The old man who was waiting for the sow's confinement said that Hongxing went to the field to get money with the car that sold the piglets, and the northeast outside the border." I like to talk about the place where the calves roll. It is estimated that he will not be able to come back in three days or five days. ”

The donkey was deflated when he heard this. muttered: "Fooled, stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice." Will the deposit be refunded to us? He pleaded with the owner of the electric car.

The owner of the electric car did not answer the donkey's question directly, and instructed his employees: "Pull the electric car back, and as for the deposit, please tell the factory." ”

Hongxing, who was hiding not far away, looked at the two huge leather donkeys, scratching their ears and cheeks, looking stupid, and laughed. (To be continued......)