Chapter 001: A Chance Encounter with a Godman
There is a mass grave at the foot of the mountain behind Xiaonan Village.
Rumble!
After a small noise, a small mound full of weeds at the foot of the hill burst open, and the weed roots and slag were broken out of the distance, like the explosion of artillery.
A puff of green smoke eerily emerged from the small exploding grave bag, and then a crumpled hand that looked at the dry bark reached out, and then another one was revealed. I can see that this inconspicuous little grave bag is quite deep inside.
"Oops, the old man has finally woken up."
Two hands stretched out to look at the dry bark of the pit slashed at the edge of the pit, and an old man with fluffy hair and a purple robe climbed up from the pit with great difficulty, and sat on the edge of the pit and poured a few breaths vigorously, as if he had been deprived of oxygen for a long time.
The strange old man slowly got up from the ground, looked around, touched his chest again, and then laughed loudly, laughing so much.
"Haha, ha......."
"Bian Que, you old king and eight calves! You didn't expect it, I would wake up, it seems that my Jiuyin acupuncture technique has the effect of bringing the dead back to life, aha, aha....... ”
After some unbelievable laughter, the old man calmed down a little, his eyes rolled around, and he vigilantly observed the surrounding environment again, and then pinched his fingers, and muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then his eyes lit up.
At this time, a light breeze blew, and the purple robe on the old man's body instantly turned to ashes and disappeared with the wind.
However, the old man did not feel a trace of panic because of the white stripe, but smiled and blossomed; "Ha Lu haha, Ha Lu Ha ha, for more than 2,000 years, I really survived. Bian Que, you still don't admit defeat this time! That's enough to prove that my medical skills are far superior to your ....... ”
The old man seemed to let out a bad breath, and he was ready to raise his head to the sky again and roar, so as to release it completely. But what he didn't expect was that as soon as he raised his face, a bubble of urine fell from the sky, and he poured his face impartially.
"Splash ......."
The old man wiped his wet face with his hand very frustratedly, and raised his nose to smell it, and then exclaimed: "Urine, this is urine, and it's also a child's urine!" ”
As the words settled, the old man was like a puddle of mud, his whole body was paralyzed on the ground, beads of sweat the size of beans were rolling down his cheeks, as if he was in some kind of poison, and his breathing gradually became weaker, and it seemed that he was about to return to his place.
"Fate, fate, it's a pity that my medical skills have no inheritance, hey......."
"Old man, you're all right, are you? Why did you come to this place early in the morning, I'm really sorry for you just now, and I didn't expect you to be down there, hehe....... ”
A young man's voice suddenly appeared in the ears of the already desperate old man, this sound was like injecting him with a stimulant, and he suddenly came to his senses.
"Young man, it's too late for you to come, hahahaha, ha......."
The old man seemed to have returned to his light, and sat up in a hurry, staring at Zhao Xiaoliang who was squatting in front of him with his eyes, and laughed a few times, laughing so much that the young man was a little hairy.
"Old, old man, you have nothing to do, be careful not to laugh and go away, there is no health center in my village."
"Hmph, I don't know what you're talking about, but it's also fate to meet you, the old man has decided to pass on his life's medical skills to you, you are about to become the number one medical master in the world, are you excited?"
When the old man said this, he was very serious, and almost convinced the young man in front of him.
"Ahh
"Grass! I said old man, is your brain broken, why do you talk nonsense early in the morning, okay, I don't have the time to talk to you here, I peed just now, I'm sorry! ”
Zhao Xiaoliang stood up and was about to leave, but at the end he glanced at the old man sitting on the ground and muttered, "Neuropathy ......." ”
The old man immediately picked up a straw stick from the ground and pinched it between his fingers, and then popped it out and shot straight at the back of the young man's neck.
"Oops."
Zhao Xiaoliang shouted, his body trembled violently, and he stood upright and motionless.
The old man's two fingers suddenly turned back, and the young man was like a puppet, and his body turned back uncontrollably.
"Stinky boy, the old man didn't settle the account with you just now, even if it was cheap for you, now the old man wants to pass on your superb medical skills, you dare to turn around and leave, it's really unreasonable."
The old man glared at Zhao Xiaoliang, who was standing upright in front of him, and said angrily, "Forget it, my yang life is coming to an end, so let's hurry up and pass on my life's medical skills to you." ”
After speaking, the old man touched his body with his hand for a long time, and his face suddenly changed, "Oops! What about my medical book? ”
"Hey...... it looks like that's the only way to do it."
The old man sighed lightly, as if he had made a great determination, and at the end, he gritted his teeth and reached out violently to grab his chest, "Ah......." ”
With a heart-rending cry, and after a bloody light, the old man clashed at his chest and had one more thing in his hand, which was red and bloody.
"Stinky boy, the old man's heart will be given to you ......."
After the old man finished speaking, he stood up violently, stuffed the heart in his hand directly into Zhao Xiaoliang's mouth, and admonished: "You remember to the old man, the Nine Yin Needle Sutra can bring the dead back to life, but remember that you must not get the child's urine within nine hundred and eighty-one days after returning to the yang, otherwise it will be like the old man's ......." ”
Before the words could be spoken, the old man fell to the ground with a thud and returned to his place.
Zhao Xiaoliang, who was standing upright, also fell. After a while, Zhao Xiaoliang eased up, and his body was again controlled by himself, and he returned to normal.
For everything that just happened, he was so scared that he broke out in white sweat, especially when he was forced into a person's heart, thinking of this, he was disgusted again and again; "Damn, it's really disgusting......."
After retching for a while, Zhao Xiaoliang calmed down, he looked at the old man who had returned to his position, hurriedly climbed over, and kowtowed more than a dozen times, babbling in his mouth: "The godman walks slowly, the godman walks slowly...... ”
Zhao Xiaoliang seemed to regard this old man as a god, and after kowtowing, he hugged him to the edge of the small tomb that exploded just now, "Godman is not strange, Godman is not strange, this pit is a bit deep, I can only throw you into it." ”
He was about to throw the old man into the pit, but he didn't pay attention, and the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell down with the old man in his arms.
"Oh my god......."
Fortunately, this grave is not very deep, but it also hurt him lightly, and it took him a long time to recover, "Oops, hey, but I ...... to death." ”
"Damn, it's really dark here, no, I have to climb out of the curtain."
Zhao Xiaoliang stood up by touching the earthen wall, looked up at it, and muttered: "Well, it's not high, I can climb out." ”
He was about to climb up, but then out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw a shiny object, not far from him, "Huh? What still shines? ”
Baby! Magic weapon!
Zhao Xiaoliang's heart suddenly moved, and he hurriedly ran to the shiny place and touched it, and it was a few steps away, "Ha Luha, if this is a baby, I will make a fortune......." ”
As soon as the cat's waist was raised, he picked up the shiny object, which was light and light, with almost no weight to speak of.
When he got it and took a look, Zhao Xiaoliang was deflated, "Grass!" What kind of treasure am I, it turns out to be a few needles. ”
After a little total, I originally wanted to throw it away, but I thought about it for nothing, and I might use it in the future, such as sewing a button on a garment or something.
“1、2、3…… 9, 9 roots, keep it, it's a pity to throw it away. ”
Zhao Xiaoliang wrapped the nine needles and kicked them into his trouser pocket.
In fact, these nine needles are not ordinary needles for sewing clothes, but nine silver needles used for acupuncture, and they are antiques, which can be said to be priceless.
With his hands and feet kicking, Zhao Xiaoliang crawled out of the grave, and after taking a few breaths, he laboriously filled in the grave pit; "God, I can do so much, I hope you don't blame me, don't come out to scare me in the future......."
Looking at the filled grave bag, Zhao Xiaoliang muttered, then turned around and left, and when he was a little farther away from this grave bag, he muttered again: "Grass!" I, Zhao Xiaoliang, have never believed in this, not to mention that this is still a ...... in broad daylight. ”
Before Zhao Xiaoliang's words could be finished, a small cool breeze blew on the back of his neck, as if someone was blowing behind him.
"Oh my mother!"
Zhao Xiaoliang exclaimed, and then ran away.