Chapter 002: Damn, I don't have a baby at home

"Aunt Yuxia, come to pack a bumper harvest, the kind without an ass."

Zhao Xiaoliang ran into a small shop in the village out of breath.

"Xiaoliang, what's wrong? Chased by dogs. ”

"Listen to your aunt's words and smoke less, you are growing up now, don't let the smoke blind you."

Liu Yuxia is the hostess of this small shop, in her thirties, white-looking, and with a very positive figure, she can be said to be the most beautiful woman in Xiaonan Village.

Zhao Xiaoliang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his hand, breathed a sigh of relief, and said in shock: "I wasn't chased by a dog, I was chased by a ghost, hurry up and get me a cigarette." ”

After listening to Zhao Xiaoliang's words, Liu Yuxia burst into a sigh of joy, "I bumped into a ghost early in the morning?" Okay Xiaoliang, if you want to smoke a cigarette, just tell your aunt directly, why do you make it up, be careful that there are ghosts looking for you at night, hehe....... ”

Liu Yuxia turned around and took a box of cigarettes from the shelf and handed it to Zhao Xiaoliang, "Big front door!" Auntie gave it to you. ”

"Oops, big front door! What a smoke! ”

Zhao Xiaoliang was very happy, the two-cent cigarette in the front door was extremely luxurious for him, and I am afraid that he could get it from Sun Tiezhu during the New Year.

"Hey, your Uncle Tiezhu likes to smoke this, save a little smoke, don't make up this kind of nonsense in the future, do you hear? Unlucky. ”

Liu Yuxia is Sun Tiezhu's daughter-in-law, in the past, as long as Sun Tiezhu was mentioned, Liu Yuxia's face would show a spring-like smile, very warm and happy. However, this time it was a reversal, the smile was gone, and it was replaced by a sad face.

This made Zhao Xiaoliang very puzzled, but he didn't ask much, after all, it was a matter of two people. Zhao Xiaoliang went out of the small shop after picking up the cigarettes, and he didn't say anything more to Liu Yuxia, he knew that even if he told her what happened in the back mountain just now, she wouldn't believe it, and she would have to say it one by one.

Forget it, no one will believe it if this thing is said, it's better not to say it, just pretend it never happened, let's go home and smoke the front door.

Zhao Xiaoliang also figured it out, his biggest advantage is that he has a big heart. But at this moment, fragments of fragmented memories kept coming to his mind, some vague and some clear.

Well? Jiuyin acupuncture is omnipotent, and ...... cure.

Zhao Xiaoliang pieced together those clear memory fragments in his mind as he walked, and he was surprised to find that he knew a technique of acupuncture, and the nine silver needles in his trouser pocket were the tools used in acupuncture, which made him excited for a while.

Ha Luha, it turns out that the strange old man just now is really a god, and in the future, I, Zhao Xiaoliang, will be a miracle doctor......

The more Zhao Xiaoliang thought about it, the happier he became, but suddenly his brows furrowed, and he muttered: "It seems that the old man told me a word after the most deaf, but, why can't I remember?" ”

Zhao Xiaoliang, who frowned for a while, gradually stretched his brows, and said in his heart; I can't think of it anyway, so I don't want to, I guess it might be his last words.

Early in the morning, there are not many people walking around in the village, and the village road that is usually not very spacious has become spacious at the moment, and Zhao Xiaoliang, who walks in the middle of the road, looks very leisurely and comfortable, and from time to time he touches the box of cigarettes and the nine silver needles in his trouser pocket, for fear of losing it.

Zhao Xiaoliang, who was walking home, saw a group of people coming not far away. When he saw a big fat man walking in the front, Zhao Xiaoliang stuck out his tongue, hurriedly turned his head and walked into the alley, and waited until the group walked out of the long distance.

"Ha, this is going to the village again, I really don't understand these people, where does a small place where you can hear a fart at the end of the village come from in a day......

Zhao Xiaoliang glanced at the back of the group, muttered, and then strode home with his arms dangling.

Seeing that he was about to get home, he met a sloppy man in his forties again, and greeted Zhao Xiaoliang with a smile on his big teeth, "Oh, isn't this Xiaoliang, why did you get up so early today?" ”

Zhao Xiaoliang glanced at the sloppy man opposite, his eyelids were too lazy to lift, and he responded: "Isn't this Uncle Ergazi." ”

Song Erga is a well-known sloppy man in Xiaonan Village, which is quite following his father Song Laoga. Zhao Xiaoliang hates him a lot, he doesn't even have a daughter-in-law in his forties, and he bites his tongue like a stinky old lady all day long.

"Eh, Xiaoliang listens to today's words, where are you going?"

Song Erga walked in front of Zhao Xiaoliang and had nothing to say.

"Go home."

Zhao Xiaoliang replied lightly, he didn't care about spitting on stars with people like Song Erga at all, he felt that this was very traumatic, because you don't know when he will come up with some inconsequential words.

That's the way it is, you often come to whatever you're afraid of, Song Erga didn't answer Zhao Xiaoliang's words, but changed his words, and deliberately lowered his voice, and asked curiously: "Xiaoliang, everyone in the village says that you have a baby at home, is it really fake?" Tell Uncle Erga about ....... ”

Song Erga smiled with a thief on his waist, waiting for Zhao Xiaoliang's answer.

"Who said that! I'm knocking out his teeth! ”

Zhao Xiaoliang's eyes widened and he was angry. When it comes to the fact that Zhao Xiaoliang's family has a baby, I really don't know when to start with Lu Dao, but the people in the village think that it really is, and they don't know who released the wind of Lu Dao. In fact, this matter has been settled for many years, and the people in the village don't take it seriously, which Cheng thinks that Song Erga remembered it again today without knowing what to do, which made Zhao Xiaoliang very annoyed.

"Eh, you......, why are you so angry, if you don't have it, you won't have it, what kind of eyes are you staring at."

Song Erga saw that Zhao Xiaoliang was really anxious, so he smiled unnaturally and left.

Zhao Xiaoliang spat fiercely, and walked home angrily, scolding secretly as he walked; Dog things, I don't know who spread the word, if I have a baby in my family, will I still be mixed up like this grandmother now, damn it.......

Zhao Xiaoliang, who had just walked a few steps, stopped again, thinking to himself; By the way, I don't know if the acupuncture in my mind is good or not, if I stab people to death in the future, it will be bad, no, I have to ask Zhu Meiqi, who is studying medicine, hehe.......

Thinking of this, Zhao Xiaoliang showed a wicked smile on his face.

Zhu Meiqi is a well-known beautiful girl in Xiaonan Village, and it is also very rare for Zhao Xiaoliang to be a child, so she is close to her because of this.

Maggie Chu's house arrived.

The small courtyard is not big but very clean, Zhao Xiaoliang looked into the courtyard and said in his heart; I don't know if Zhu Meiqi is back?

Just as Zhao Xiaoliang was guessing, a stunned kid walked out of the house, "Xiaoliang, why don't you come in?" What are you doing standing outside the courtyard? ”

It was the second stunned person who came out, Zhu Meiqi's brother, who usually walked closest to Zhao Xiaoliang.

Zhao Xiaoliang saw that the second stunned man walked out, so he smiled: "I didn't go in, I just passed by to take a look, by the way, did your sister come back?" ”

"Hehe, my sister hasn't come back yet."

The second stunned smirked.

"Okay, then I'll go back, you hurry up and cook, don't starve Uncle Zhu early in the morning."

Zhao Xiaoliang was a little disappointed, turned around and walked home. As soon as I walked under the old locust tree in the center of the village, a woman in her thirties walked by the roadside, very beautiful, with a little charm in her eyes and eyebrows.

When he came to Zhao Xiaoliang's approach, he asked with a smile: "Xiaoliang, what's wrong, it's like a frosted eggplant, what's wilting?" ”

Zhao Xiaoliang turned his face and saw that it was Zhang Cuihua, the No. 2 beauty in the village. Liu Yuxia is recognized as the first, beautiful and virtuous. Zhang Cuihua's appearance is not bad at all, but she is not as virtuous as Liu Yuxia. This made Zhang Cuihua very angry, and she often complained in the tone of both Shengyu and He Shengliang.

"It's Aunt Cuihua, it's nothing, it's just that I'm still a little sleepy, don't I want to go back to make up for sleep."

Zhao Xiaoliang replied.

Zhang Cuihua looked around vigilantly, and when she saw that no one was there, she whispered, "Xiaoliang, my aunt has something to do with you tonight, at ten o'clock, the cornfield in the south of the village is waiting for you, don't forget." ”

Zhang Cuihua said quickly, and after speaking, she twisted her ass and left. This made Zhao Xiaoliang a little confused, looking at Zhang Cuihua's back, and muttering to herself with her swaying ass: "What's the matter, it's so mysterious, won't you ask me about my baby again?" ”

Zhao Xiaoliang looked a little helpless, shook his head and went home.