After Yan Xiaokai connected Ximen Yaoming's phone, he asked lazily: "I didn't make the wrong call, Ximen Qing, right?" ”

Ximen Yaoming was stunned for a moment, and then asked anxiously: "The surname is Yan, Yan Xiaokai?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Yes, it's me." ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "Yan Xiaokai, you remember, my name is Ximen Yaoming, not Ximen Qing, and I have also checked the family tree, and my family has nothing to do with him." ”

Simon is dead?

Don't want money, just life?

Yan Xiaokai smiled, this name is interesting, and then said: "Okay, no matter what you are Simon, hurry up and say, what is the matter with me?" If you are challenging me, I advise you to forget it, you can't even beat my little brother, how can you be qualified to challenge me? If you're trying to warn me to be careful, I'd advise you to save some saliva, I'm never threatened......"

"No, it's not! Listen to me first. Ximen Yaoming interrupted him anxiously, and then said: "I'm not looking for you to say this, and I'm all mud bodhisattvas crossing the river now, how can I have the heart to settle accounts with you, do you remember what you said last night, I ordered the peach blossoms, what day is today to extinguish, especially the peach blossoms, and then I will be very unlucky?" ”

"Yes, it's true that I said it, today is the day of extinction, and the person who specializes in committing peach blossoms!" Yan Xiaokai nodded, and asked again, "What?" Aren't you unlucky? ”

"Who said I wasn't unlucky!" Ximen Yaoming said bitterly: "I'm unlucky, I'm unlucky, I'm so unlucky!" ”

Yan Dashenstick really said it, this Ximen Yaoming is really unlucky today, and it is not ordinary bad luck, it is simply unlucky.

Strictly speaking, since twelve o'clock last night, he has been like a plague star possessed, his head touching the black, and nothing has gone well.

First of all, he was beaten on the head by Bi Yuntao and broke his blood.

Although Yan Xiaokai had already reminded him that there was a bloody disaster after twelve o'clock, he didn't take it to heart, he only thought that his skills were inferior to others and he was destined to be injured, which was a matter of course, and it had nothing to do with the fallacies of destroying the life of the sun.

After Yan Xiaokai left with Zheng Peilin and Bi Yuntao, he asked people to deal with his injuries, although it was only a minor injury, but it also seriously damaged his mood, and there was no more Yaxing who continued to sing and drink.

However, it was only a little over twelve and a half past twelve at this time, and it was obviously not his habit to end the nightlife so early.

After this scene, he sat alone in the still disordered box, and his heart was so depressed that he couldn't do it.

The rabbit didn't eat tonight, and he made a fuss, he was obviously a spring and snow, but he was made to be like a Riba person, and his heart naturally had a belly of fire!

If he didn't find a place to vent his fire, he wouldn't have to sleep tonight.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly called, and after calling two pig friends and dog friends, he went straight to the Royal Court!

The Royal Court Club is a private club, which is not open to the public, to be precise, it is not open to ordinary people, and those who are either rich or noble are naturally exceptions.

It implements a membership system, and the membership system is quite strict, in addition to the new members have to pay an entrance fee of 1.2 million, they must also have more than two old members to introduce and guarantee before they can join.

What club is so remarkable that it charges more than a million in initiation fees?

As the name suggests, as long as you become a member of the Imperial Court, you will get the service and enjoyment of the emperor here.

After Ximen Yaoming came, he declared that he was not in a good mood tonight.

The manager of the club quickly persuaded him, and then strongly recommended the twin young model sisters to him.

When I called over, my body and appearance were all excellent, especially rare because the two sisters spoke and even had the same expressions.

It's just that Ximen Yaoming obviously doesn't have any sexual interest, and the powder fungus looks fresh, but there is usually no skill to speak of!

Ximen Yaoming is a knowledgeable person, and if he wants to defeat the fire and get rid of evil, he has to find a plump mature woman who is empathetic and considerate, warm in winter and cool in summer.

So in the end, he found a mature woman who still had charm and was extremely plump, and was almost old enough to be his old wood.

However, only a few minutes after the battle began, his terrified cries rang out in the presidential suite.

The manager took someone in to take a look, and he was immediately dumbfounded, because there was blood everywhere on the bed, like a murder scene.

It took a long time to understand that the woman came in advance, and Ximen Yaoming was unfortunately red.

Ximen Yaoming was furious on the spot, and almost smashed the club, and after the owner of the club came to apologize in person and gave him a red envelope, he left in a hurry.

After another bloody disaster, the Ximen officials completely lost their fun, and they didn't want to go anywhere, they just wanted to go home and sleep well and end this depressed day.

It's just that where did he know that his bad luck had just begun!

When he arrived at the door of the house, there was a "don't squeak" sound on the foot of the car, and he fell on all fours with his feet slipping under his feet, and the thing that caused him to fall turned out to be a piece of dog shit.

What especially makes him depressed is that this piece of shit is still pulled by his family's prosperity!

"Damn, in winter, see if I don't eat your hot pot!"

Ximen Yaoming scolded fiercely, and then jumped into the house.

After taking a bath, it was easy to go to bed, and it was easy to fall asleep, but as a result, I had more than a dozen nightmares in a row, as if I was possessed by a ghost, I woke up, I woke up, and when it was dawn, I fell out of bed, hit a big bag on my head, and the person was completely awakened.

Ximen Yaoming was so depressed that he climbed into bed to get ready to sleep again, but he couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, so he could only get up and brush his teeth and wash his face.

There is a good saying, if people are unlucky, they really drink cold water and stuff their teeth!

When he was brushing his teeth, he was absent-minded and used too much force, and he pricked the flesh of his teeth and bled a mouthful.

Ximen Yaoming was so angry that he threw the toothbrush into the toilet along with the toothpaste, and the result was ...... As you can imagine, the toilet is clogged.

After tossing, he went downstairs to have breakfast, but he ate a bone in the ham, which got stuck in his throat, and he was so angry that he flipped the table on the spot.

It's easy for people to clip the bones out, Ximen Yaoming also sat on the sofa paralyzed and gasped, and it was only at this time that he finally remembered what Yan Xiaokai said to him last night, saying that today is the end of the smoke, and he, a person who is destined for peach blossoms, will be unlucky.

Originally, he didn't take this as a thing, thinking that he was talking nonsense and alarmist, but at this time, he really didn't believe it, because the prophecy of that guy had all come true, and he said that he would have two bloody disasters in a row after twelve o'clock last night, and this day would be very unlucky.

Being broken by Bi Yuntao's nose is counted once, and hitting the red once in the Royal Court Club is counted, and today is really bad luck.

However, at this time, he didn't think about looking for Yan Xiaokai, but thought with a fluke mentality, isn't it just that everything is not going well, then Lao Tzu will not go out today, stay at home and not go anywhere, this can always turn evil into good fortune!

After making up his mind, in order to prevent those pig friends from looking for him, he turned off his mobile phone and decided to watch island blockbusters at home today, tease the young maid, swim, exercise, play golf or something.

It's not just a day, and it will pass soon.

After the plan was drawn, he went back to the room again, opened the computer that cost 100,000 yuan to assemble, and then logged in to several commonly used websites, and then opened the Thunderbolt downloader, nearly 20 tasks were downloaded at the same time, and the fiber optic network speed plus member downloads, less than half an hour, the tasks have reached more than 90%, seeing that several of them have reached 99%, you can enjoy it immediately, but then look at it, and find that the computer is not responding, moving the mouse, there is no movement at all.

Tossed for a while, to no avail. can only shut down and restart, but at this time the system can't get in, so angry that he can't help but kick the host, but with this light kick, the host is so fragile and smoking, and it is getting bigger and bigger, as if it is going to fire.

"Holy!" Ximen Yaoming was frightened, hurriedly jumped up from the chair, picked up the coffee on the table and poured it!

With a "bang", the smoke finally went out, and the host was finished. When the maintenance staff came to disassemble it, they said that his hard drive was useless and the data could not be recovered!

Ximen Yaoming's face turned pale when he heard this, and he shouted in a hiss voice that wanted to cry without tears: "It's over, this is the end?" My collection of 1,200 G, my Sora Aoi, my uncensored Akiho Yoshizawa, my Eerika Toda...... Mom, just kill me! ”

After driving people away, Ximen Yaoming lay on the bed in a languid state, and the young maid came in to clean the disorderly room, looking at her seductive round beauty when she bent over, his lust rose again when he was depressed, and he couldn't help but stretch out his claws!

Although the maid is reluctant, she can only endure humiliation for this job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan.

Seeing that she didn't resist, Ximen Yaoming was a little eager to refuse and welcome, so he simply pulled her to the bed, put his hand into the maid's uniform skirt, and only touched it a few times, he couldn't help but sigh, he was still young, and he was drenched when he touched it, but after a few more touches, he felt that something was wrong, and he pulled out his hand to take a look, and was dumbfounded, because of the blood red in one hand......

MB, what day is it today, are all the women in the world coming?

After the maid fled the door in shame and anger, Ximen Yaoming was also so depressed that he wanted to kill, and after cleaning his hands, he changed into swimming trunks and came to the back of the villa, ready to make a ten-meter sprint into the pool to wash away the mildew.

However, after only running eight or nine meters, he found that something was wrong, the pool that was full of water in the morning had been let go by this time, and what was even more tragic was that it was too late for him to stop!

"Smack!" If the maid changed the water a little earlier, and there was not a little water level left in the pool, he would probably be reimbursed on the spot.

When he was helped out of the pool, Ximen Yaoming touched his nose that was bleeding again, and he finally believed it completely, what Yan Xiaokai said was true, he would be very unlucky today, very, very unlucky.

At this time, he couldn't believe in evil anymore, so he hurriedly asked someone to bring the phone......