What is Ximen Yaoming doing on the phone, calling Zheng Peilin to find Yan Xiaokai?

No, although he was already convinced that what Yan Xiaokai said was true, and he also knew that he was indeed a person who understood numerology and feng shui, but he also believed that he was not the only person in this world who had this kind of ability, in addition to him, there must be others, so he sent his relatives and friends to find him a feng shui practitioner to exorcise evil spirits.

If you have money to invite ghosts to grind, let alone just a feng shui magician?

Soon, the feng shui magician came, a thirty-seven or eighteen-year-old man in a suit, white and beardless, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, holding a briefcase, not looking like a feng shui magician, but like an office worker.

Although what he took out of his briefcase was not a document, but a feng shui compass, Ximen Yaoming couldn't help but be suspicious of this person.

Yes, although Ximen Yaoming is not smart, he can never be said to be stupid, so before he started to exorcise evil spirits, he had an extra heart and asked this Sven office worker feng shui master to calculate his fortune yesterday and today.

Who knew that Lu Dao's question, the "master's" feet were exposed, and he actually said that Ximen Yaoming had been shining with auspicious stars in the past two days, enjoying wealth and luck, and his wishes came true......

As a result, before he finished speaking, he was swept out of the house by Ximen Yaoming.

Not long after, another feng shui practitioner came.

This person is about fifty years old, wearing a yellow Taoist robe, with a goatee, and looks like a fairy-like style.

Although this one looks decent, because of the previous incident, before starting, Ximen Yaoming still asked a question as usual.

This feng shui sorcerer is a bit of a Taoist, saying that he has been possessed by a calamity star in the past two days, and everything is not going well.

Ximen Yaoming was overjoyed when he heard this, and rewarded him with 10,000 oceans on the spot and asked him how to crack it.

This feng shui magician said that he must open the altar and ask Taishang Laojun to come out to calm the disaster and prevent the disaster.

Fruits, raw chicken, garlic, incense paper, oil candles, spirit cards...... All kinds of requirements, Ximen Yaoming complied with everything......

At the beginning, this old Taoist technique was still well done, holding a peachwood sword in one hand and shaking a bell in the other, circling around the altar and table, chanting the practice of burning talismans.

Ximen Yaoming saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart, because this Taoist priest really looked at it, but just looking at it, his brows wrinkled, because when the old Taoist was circling around the altar table, the Taoist robe on his body was actually lit by the talisman fire in the fire tray, and he didn't even know the Dao, until it was burned, he panicked and shouted.

In the end, this old way made himself disgraced, not to mention, and almost didn't give Ximen Yaoming's house!

After the servants in Ximen Yaoming's house extinguished the fire on Lao Dao's body, Ximen Yao unceremoniously pounced on him, snatched back the 10,000 oceans he had rewarded before, and then drove him out of the city, he couldn't even save himself, and he still had the ability to save others? That's not a joke!

After the most rear, there was a monk.

This monk is very old, and he doesn't wear any robes, but he is wearing a cloth coat and a pair of black cloth shoes under his feet.

After coming, Ximen Yaoming originally wanted to ask a question as usual, but the monk didn't give him a chance to ask, and said first: "Dare to ask the donor if he has been unlucky and bad in the past two days?" ”

Ximen Yaoming nodded again and again.

The monk looked at him carefully for a while, and then asked, "Can the donor report Lao Na's birthday?" ”

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly reported his birthday newspaper.

The monk closed his eyes, groaned for a while, and when he opened his eyes, he sighed and shook his head, "The donor's calamity is destined, please forgive Lao Na for being powerless!" ”

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly took out the banknote and pushed it over and said: "Master, master, you save me, I'm really dark today, if you don't save me, I'm really going to die!" ”

The monk pushed the money back, and said indifferently: "When the monks are merciful and can share the worries of the world, Lao Na will definitely go all out, but the donor's calamity, Lao Na is really powerless." The only thing to advise the donor is that the bell must be tied to the bell, and the donor should go to the noble person of your life! ”

Ximen Yaoming asked suspiciously: "My nobleman?" ”

The monk nodded.

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "Master, please point me to the maze, which one is my nobleman!" ”

The monk smiled lightly, "The donor knows it." Lao Na took his leave! ”

After that, the monk left irresponsibly, but he also confiscated half a cent of Ximen Yaoming.

Watching the monk leave, Ximen Yaoming was stunned there, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time, of course he knew who this monk was referring to, but could he find it? Did he pull the lower face?

After the three so-called masters, Ximen Yaoming was completely disheartened, but he still refused to go to the so-called nobleman!

He decided that he wouldn't go anywhere, do nothing, just sit on the sofa and watch TV, which shouldn't be dangerous, right?

After making up his mind, he really nestled on the sofa, did not press the remote control, did not change the channel, just watched TV without moving, and for the next two hours, it was indeed as he thought, nothing happened.

The TV show was very boring, he was already tired after watching it for two hours, and he didn't rest well last night, so he soon fell asleep, but just when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a "bang!" from outside the door. With a loud bang, a runaway truck actually smashed through the iron gate and rushed straight in.

Looking at the front of the car that was getting closer and closer, Ximen Yaoming, who was half-asleep and half-awake, hadn't reacted yet, thinking that he was watching a three-D movie, but when he came back to his senses, he was immediately frightened and turned blue, bounced off the sofa with a brush, and crawled backwards.

Easy, the truck finally stopped, and the sofa where Ximen Yaoming was lying had been completely flattened.

Although Ximen Yaoming was not hit by the truck, he was also scared out of a cold sweat, looking at the sofa that had been deformed, he finally understood a fact.

People want to be unlucky, mothers want to get married, this is the same reason, whether you go out or at home, what should come is to come, and you can't stop it if you want to!

A series of events seem to be accidents, coincidences, and accidents, but Ximen Yaoming, who has been frightened, doesn't think so, he thinks it's fate, just like Yan Xiaokai said, no smoke and sun, and peach blossom life! And what the old monk said is also a golden and jade good word, the bell must be tied to the bell, if you want to avoid this catastrophe, then you must go to the nobleman!

As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't sit still anymore, hurriedly took the key, and drove out while driving, he didn't care about any shame, and when he started the car and drove out, he called Zheng Peilin and asked her to help him find Yan Xiaokai!

Who knew that Zheng Peilin refused to answer his call, so anxious that he was even more irritable, but he made a mistake in his busyness, and the car hit the wall before he could use the side door.

He was frightened again, and he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he quickly called the driver to drive him out, but he was not at ease along the way, either in traffic jams, or throwing cats, and almost had a car accident...... Various bloody incidents were staged one after another.

After going through a lot of danger and nine deaths, he finally came to the police academy, but when he was about to enter, he was stopped by the security guards.

If it was in the past, he might have slapped him twice, but now it is different from the past, he didn't dare to get angry at all, he could only wait honestly outside!

Fortunately, at this time, he finally waited for Yan Xiaokai's call.

When Ximen Yaoming was babbling on the phone about how he was unlucky from last night to today, Yan Xiaokai finally couldn't help but interrupt him, "Okay, Ximen Yaoming, I know your misfortune, and I sympathize with your experience, but I don't understand, what are you looking for me to do?" ”

"This ......" Ximen Yaoming paused, and said a little embarrassedly: "What, Yan Xiaokai, since you know that I am destined to commit peach blossoms, you are sure that I will be very unlucky today, you must be a master among the masters, and you must have some way to help me resolve this catastrophe, right?" ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't think about it and said, "I'm sorry, I really don't have this!" ”

Ximen Yaoming was anxious, "Impossible, you must have it." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Ximen Yaoming, are you too funny, don't say I don't have this kind of ability, even if I have ......"

"Look, look!" Ximen Yaoming said repeatedly: "If you leak your mouth, I will know that you have it!" You must help me, help me! ”

Yan Xiaokai said with a smile: "Can you let me finish speaking??" ”

Ximen Yaoming said again: "You say, you say, please speak!" ”

Yan Xiaokai sneered: "I mean, even if I have this kind of ability, do you think I will help you?" ”

Ximen Yaoming is a person with a high heart and an eye above the top, and he wants to change his usual times, and he wants him to be inferior to others, which is not a door frame, but this time is different from the past, and a series of events today have completely scared him, so he put down his posture and said: "You help me, if you don't help me, I'm really dead!" ”

Yan Xiaokai sneered and said, "You can tell me a reason to help you!" ”

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly said: "Save people's lives, win the seventh-level floating slaughter, good people will definitely have good rewards, is this reason okay?" ”

"!" Yan Xiaokai said: "I didn't even want to step on an ant to death before, what good reward did I get?" ”

Ximen Yaoming scratched his head, thought hard, and said: "Then for the sake of the relationship between me and Zheng Peilin from childhood to nearly 20 years, can you help me and help me?" ”

Yan Xiaokai sneered again, "You don't talk about her, I haven't been so angry, as soon as you talk about her, my anger will rise above my head, since you grew up with her since you were a child and belong to your childhood sweetheart, you still want to use such despicable means to possess her?" ”

Ximen Yaoming's face was shocked, and he said very embarrassedly: "This ...... I, I drank a little too much last night, the ghost is confused, I will apologize to her, I admit to beating and scolding, and punishing me, can you help me? Halfway through this day, I have only half a human life left, and if I continue to be unlucky like this, I will really die. ”

Yan Xiaokai said unwaveringly: "If you die or not, what does it have to do with me, and if you really die, then it would be good, there will be one less scourge in this world." ”

Ximen Yaoming was anxious, and yelled at the phone: "The surname is Yan, are you not saving you when you see death?" ”

Yan Xiaokai's brows tightened, and he immediately hung up the phone when he was displeased.