Chapter 633, I'll fight with you!
Chapter 633, I'll fight with you!
I'm a nymphomaniac!
I'm a nymphomaniac!
When you hear someone introduce themselves in public, do you think that this person has just escaped from the Malanshan Mental Hospital?
Most people are reluctant to admit that they are nymphomaniac, unless he is one of the seven idiots of China.
Obviously, this guy in a colorful robe who looks like he is wearing a picture of "A Hundred Flowers Competing for Beauty" on his body may really be Lin Fuyang, one of the seven idiots in China.
Otherwise, which middle-aged old man would hold his head high and be contented and shout in front of people over and over again that he is a 'nymphomaniac'?
Lan Gu naturally thought of this problem, so his attitude changed from ridicule to awe - the Huaxia Seven Idiots have been famous for a long time, and they are the leaders in every field, and they affect their whole body, and no one knows what kind of connections and forces they have behind them. And these people come and go without a trace, and they are elusive, not easy to follow. It's better not to provoke lightly.
It's a fool who fights with a madman, and who wants to be this fool?
"Is it the Lin Fuyang's senior?" Lan Gu felt that the Lan family was very unlucky tonight. First Lan Tingyue was beaten by himself, and then Lan Shounuo was severely ridiculed by himself, and now is it his turn to stand up and accept the punishment?
Whether it is a music idiot or a martial idiot, they are all distinguished guests of his Blue Mountain Club. As the owner behind this club, he has the responsibility and obligation to entertain these two uncles - no, one uncle and one big # milk.
Lan Gu regretted it in his heart, he had known that he had asked Fang Yan and Willow to get together at his Blue Mountain Club. Don't say anything about eating your own with your own, and you keep having trouble coming to your door-
Of course, Lan Gu will never admit that he took the initiative to provoke the immoral idea of taking advantage of people.
"It's me." Uncle Lin, a nymphomaniac, was a little impatient. He stared at Lan Gu with unkind eyes and said, "I said-have you finished asking?" ”
"I'm done, I'm done." Lan Gu grinned, revealing two neat rows of small white teeth. He took the initiative to stretch out his hand to Lin Fuyang and said, "The predecessors are here, and the Blue Mountain Club is shining. I am the owner of the Blue Mountain Club, Lan Valley, and I have admired the seniors for a long time - the seniors, I happened to get a bag of good tea there, can the juniors have the honor to invite you to my place for a cup of tea? ”
"You don't have that honor." Lin Fuyang unceremoniously rejected Lan Valley's invitation, and didn't even bother to reach out and shake hands with him. "Where's the Fungiard? I want to see the fungiac. ”
"Funner?" Lan Gu secretly glanced at Fang Yan who was standing next to him, meaning to say, look, someone is looking for your old lover again. You've caused this trouble. "What kind of musician? senior, I don't understand what you're talking about. ”
"One of the Seven Idiots of China, the music-obsessed musician Shui Liuyun - I just heard her play in the Qinghe Valley in the distance, it is in this direction, you quickly let Shui Liuyun come out to see me."
Lan Gu smiled sincerely and said, "senior, I have long admired the name of the elder of Le's idiot, but I have never seen it-"
This sentence is true, because the music idiot didn't give him a chance to meet at all.
When he said this, Lan Gu also glanced at Fang Yan very resentfully.
Fang Yan squinted his eyes and smiled, but he didn't say anything. Before he understood the intentions, he preferred to be a spectator watching the fun.
"I don't know Mr. Le Idiot, so naturally I can't invite her out." After a pause, Lan Gu continued: "Besides, even if I know Mr. Le Idiot, she is just like the seniors, she is also a distinguished guest of my Blue Mountain Club—how can I casually invite her out to meet people?" If the seniors arrive at the clubhouse and someone wants to see you, I can't easily invite you out to meet people - seniors, do you think this is the reason? To be a human being, we must speak of conscience. ”
The didn't look very good, and said angrily, "It's not for her to come out to meet people, it's for her to come out to see me-"
"senior, you're also human—"
"I've been friends with for many years, so naturally there is no problem when you see me." The raised his foot and rushed inside, and Lan Gu quickly blocked the front and intercepted him. "senior, don't be impulsive - you're embarrassing me like this."
"Fuck off." Lin Fuyang shouted.
The smile on Lan Gugu's face disappeared, his face became gloomy, and he said, "senior, are you ready to bully juniors?" ”
The didn't take Lan Gu in his eyes at all, and rushed straight to the middle of the small courtyard, glanced at the surrounding boxes, and shouted loudly: "Shui Liuyun, you come out for me - I heard your flute." Don't you want to see each other when you come from afar? ”
No one answered, and all the boxes were closed. There was no movement.
"Shui Liuyun, you can't hide—" The sniffed through the air with his nose as he spoke.
Then, taking into account the smell in the air, he strode towards the door of a private room.
He stood at the door of the box and said with a wild laugh: "Shui Liuyun, let the door be opened, otherwise I will do something not very elegant." I smell flowers, roses, lilies, peonies, cloves, hyacinths, chrysanthemums - it's your old habit. Water flowing clouds, open the door quickly. ”
Crunch――
The wooden door was opened, and the boy in green shirt stood at the door, staring at the Lin Fuyang with a displeased expression, and said angrily: "You are so annoying, Master, she has already slept, what are you shouting outside?" Don't you know if this is very rude? ”
"I knew I guessed correctly, Shui Liuyun really lives here-" The laughed, reaching out to touch the head of the boy in the green shirt, but the boy avoided it in disgust.
"Bend, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've grown a little taller—you go and ask your master to get up, and say that Uncle Lin is here. Good no good? ”
"As I said, Master, the old man has already fallen asleep—she has seen the guests today, and she will not see any other guests again."
"Oh, who is it that allows your master to see each other?" Lin Fuyang stared fiercely at Lan Gu who was standing on the side, and said, "That kid? ”
This guy is still a vinegar jar, and he regards Lan Valley as his great rival.
"It has nothing to do with you when Master sees someone." The boy in the green shirt said, "Go back quickly." I'm closing. ”
After the boy in the green shirt finished speaking, he closed the wooden door with both hands.
Smack-
Lin Fuyang propped his hands on the door panel, preventing the boy in green shirts from closing the door.
With a face full of anger, he shouted to the musicians in the inner room: "Shui Liuyun, you woman is also ruthless. Anyway, we have been friends for many years, and when friends meet, you don't even give you the chance to see each other - do you really want to be so ruthless? ”
"You let go." The boy in the green shirt desperately tried to close the wooden door, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't do it. At her young age, how could she compete with Lin Fuyang, who was tall and powerful?
Seeing that the crooked little face was flushed, and fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, Lan Gu felt a little heartache when he saw it, and said loudly: "senior, since Mr. Le Idiot has already fallen asleep - why don't you come to visit tomorrow?" After all, it is not polite to disturb a lady's rest in the middle of the night. ”
The nymphomaniac turned to stare at Lan Valley, and said with displeasure in his eyes: "You-get out of the way for me." ”
Lan Gu grinned and said, "Look, you insulted me again—I wrote it down." ”
"How about you write it down?" Lin Fuyang's face was full of disdain, he glanced at Lan Gu very arrogantly, and said, "Can you still beat me?" ”
"Hahaha-" Lan Gu was amused by the words of the Lin Fuyang, and said: "You are the predecessor of the Seven Idiots of Huaxia, how could I beat you?" I have the heart, but I don't have the guts. ”
Lin Fuyang snorted coldly, shifted his target again and shouted towards Le Idiot: "Shui Liuyun, you understand my character, if you don't come out, I won't leave tonight - when you come out, then we'll see you again." If you're willing to stay in this house for a year and a half, I'll stay outside this door for half and a half. ”
Puff -
Lan Gu couldn't bear it anymore and laughed.
Lin Fuyang was very unhappy, and shouted angrily: "Boy, what are you laughing at? ”
"I laughed at what the senior said-" Lan Gu laughed breathlessly and said: "Mr. Le Idiot has lived in this house for a year and a half, so naturally he can live a good life with food and drink." If the predecessors have been guarding this gate for a year and a half, I'm afraid that those who have no water and no food will starve into dry corpses, right? ”
"You bastard-" The nympho was annoyed by Lan Valley's words, and said, "Get out of the way." ”
"You insulted me for the third time. I made a note of it. Lan Gu looked at the nymphomaniac and said.
"So what?" The didn't regard Lan Gu as a first-level opponent at all, and shouted to the musician in the box again: "Shui Liuyun, if you don't speak again, I'll-"
"How are you?" Lan Gu asked from the side.
"I'just—" The looked tangled, hesitated for a long time, and didn't know what he should do to express his desperation.
"Suicide by caesarean section? senior, don't-" Lan Gu said comfortingly beside him. "Even if you want to die for love, please don't be in my Blue Mountain Clubhouse - I can't bear this responsibility."
"I'll—" Hearing Lan Gu's words, Lin Fuyang finally understood what he should do.
He lifted the robe he was wearing and took a large pair of scissors from his waist.
Lan Gu and Willow's bodies quickly dodged, they didn't want to be stabbed by this big scissors.
Fang Yan's eyes were slightly cold, he was already ready to take precautions, as long as he dared to act rashly, Fang Yan would be able to beat him so much that he couldn't even recognize his mother-
The held the scissors and looked left and right, and the people who were staring at him couldn't help but take a few steps back.
No one wants to be the target of this madman's attack.
The nymphomaniac finally chose his target, and he rushed towards the middle of the yard with his scissors.
Everyone panicked and fled in all directions. Even those boys who were lying on the ground with their leg bones broken and pretending to be dead crawled desperately towards the arch.
"I'm fighting with you."
The nymphomaniac rushed to a pine and cypress tree in the middle of the yard, brandishing scissors and clattering them.
Fang Yan and his friends were all stunned.
(PS: Man, there are a few days every month - five chapters are updated today!) )