Chapter 634, a is a nymphomaniac!

The stumps are all over the ground, and the needles are flying. The sound of 'clicking' and 'clicking' cutting trees is endless.

The posture of the is crazy and wild, and the action of waving the scissors is chic and uninhibited. From the outside, it looks like an artist who does art.

However, there are no good words coming out of the mouth of Lan Valley.

He looked at Lin Fuyang, a nymphomaniac who was going to fight with Songbai, and sighed and said, "This guy - is he a nymphomaniac or an idiot?" ”

Fang Yan also had a speechless look on his face.

Look at the posture of him wielding scissors.,I thought this guy was a JJ cutting maniac.,See who doesn't like the eye, cut off whose JJ-

A group of people hid around and turned out to be just trying to get along with a pine tree. This makes their escape meaningless – and it makes them feel humiliating to do things that don't make sense.

"By the way, I have always had a question in my heart-" Lan Gu turned to look at Fang Yan and said, "Which idiots are among the seven idiots in Huaxia?" Is there a guy called an idiot? ”

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"I'm curious, too." Willow said in a muffled voice.

Fang Yan smiled bitterly and said: "I've seen the Taoist idiot Song planting seedlings, I've seen the martial idiot Hou Zhendong, I've seen the music idiot Shui Liuyun, I know that there is a medical idiot Qin Wuxi, I also know that there is a tea idiot Xuanyuan mistake, I know that there is a painting idiot Bai Painting, and the Lin Fuyang in front of me - I really haven't heard of an idiot person." However, there are many idiots in reality. ”

Lan Gu glanced at Lin Fuyang, a who was frantically cutting trees, and said, "I think this ranking is very inaccurate. If I go to rank the Seven Idiots of Huaxia, I will definitely add an idiot to it - isn't this guy an idiot? He is waving scissors and cutting trees like this, who is he going to scare? If men pick up girls at his level, I'm afraid that those women would rather like the same kind than any man. ”

"Maybe there's a surprise?" Fang Yan said with a smile.

"What surprises can there be?" Lan Gu didn't have a good impression of Lin Fuyang, so he naturally spoke of him with a mocking tone.

"Isn't that a surprise?" Fang Yan's eyes stared at the pine tree that Lin Fuyang was cutting frantically without blinking, with a look of surprise and admiration on his face.

"What's so nice about this tree?" Lan Gu noticed that Fang Yan's expression was strange, and he also raised his eyes to look over.

Didn't find anything out of the ordinary.

When I looked at it carefully, it seemed that something was wrong.

When he looked at it for the third time, he finally knew where something was wrong.

He had cut the pine tree into a human form, a beautiful woman of remarkable grace.

She has a shallow smile on her face, and her form is gentle, but there is some arrogance in her bones that is difficult to approach.

It's so clear that it's as if it's within reach.

It stands to reason that floral or gardening is just a resemblance or a god, and it is impossible for you to be able to see specific things like eyes, mouth, eyebrows, etc. However, you can 'feel' their existence from the works of nymphomaniacs.

It's no longer a work of art, it's a living person.

A man with spirit and flesh and blood.

"What's going on?" Lan Gu asked in surprise. "Am I the only one who has seen a beautiful woman? He cut that tree into a big beauty? ”

"That's a funiac." Fang Yan said with infinite admiration. He had seen the and knew how close to the look and temperament of the was to the 'hand'. Only when he keeps a person in mind can he be able to give her out so lightly. Give her soul and flesh and blood, and give her a beautiful piece of the world.

The music idiot under the is very similar to the real person, and it is even better than the real person.

For example, the arrogant appearance of the music idiot with his head slightly held high, this kind of thing is hidden in the depths of his bones. But he dug it out skillfully, and the expression was incisive.

The nymphomaniac is really a nymphomaniac.

"It turns out that Mr. Le Idiot is so beautiful." Lan Gu obsessively looked at the appearance of the music idiot, the real person in reality can't see it, and it's good to look at the artificial cutout. "I thought it was an old man. However, this nymphomaniac is too powerful, right? With a pair of scissors in his hand, he can turn an ordinary small tree into the appearance of a woman he likes - such a pickled girl stunt, that is a god blocking and killing gods and Buddhas and destroying Buddhas, who can compete with him? ”

"The four realms of floral art, one is similar to the shape, only take its shape. The second is god-like, with both form and spirit. The third is the ghost axe, and the talent of the master can be obtained occasionally. The fourth is a miracle work, such as the gods descending to earth, which is rare in the world. I've been studying floristry for more than ten years, but it's only to the level of god. This is still when I played at my best. Fang Yan said with a sigh.

"What about him?" Lan Gu pointed to the Lin Fuyang, who was still doing the final trimming work, and said, "Where did the predecessors go?" ”

Because of the ability of the nymphomaniac, Lan Gu's attitude towards him was also much more respectful.

"There is no special selection of materials, only a pair of scissors as a tool, and a pine tree in the yard is carefully cut at random, and the resulting work can already be included in the ghost axe realm - this is a rare genius in the floral industry in a hundred years. The is well deserved. ”

Fang Yan pointed to the pine tree in front of the Lin Fuyang, and said: "The cut out of the - this scene can become the treasure of your Blue Mountain Club, and ensure that your Blue Mountain Club will not fade for a hundred years." ”

Lan Gu thought about it, and also became happy.

That's right, the used the pines and cypresses in the yard of his Blue Mountain Club to cut out a music idiot, then, according to the property law, this 'music idiot' naturally belongs to himself.

If this matter is accidentally spread, it will not attract countless celebrities in Huacheng and even guests from all over the country to come to watch? At that time, his own Blue Mountain Club was full of people, because of this 'music idiot', his Blue Mountain Club completed a forced upgrade and became the top club in the world.

Soon, however, the valley was not happy.

Because he thought of an extremely strict question.

He looked at Fang Yan and said, "The pine tree will grow. ”

Fang Yan nodded and said, "Yes." As long as it's alive, it will continue to grow. ”

"If it continues to grow, then this idiot - will it just be gone?"

"That's nature." Fang Yan nodded. "The nobility of gardening also lies in its changes. As long as you live gardening, it will change with the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and it is only natural that the 'Fun Idiot' has disappeared - but don't worry, the Fun Idiot is gone, but the story of the Nymphomaniac and the Fun Idiot is still there. Thirty years later, as long as a guest comes over, you point to the towering pine tree, and say that the nymphomaniac used this pine tree to cut out a music idiot, and everyone will still appreciate it. ”

Lan Gu shook his head and said, "That's too tricky." can't tell it's a music idiot, who wants to admit it's a music idiot? ”

"There's another way—"

"What's the solution?"

Fang Yan pointed at the nymphomaniac and said, "You can find a way to keep him and let him help you prune it every day." ”

"It's a great idea." Lan Gu said happily.

After waving the scissors to cut out some of the details, the stood in front of the 'Nymph' and looked at her with a sad face.

"Shui Liuyun, are you really so ruthless? He refused me again and again, and now he won't even give me a chance to meet-" He reached out and gently stroked the face of the 'Le Idiot', and said in a sad voice: "Say, what do you dislike about me? I change. Can't I change it? If you are a burning flame, then I will be willing to be a moth to the fire. Even if I am broken to pieces, even if I am never recovered, even if I am incinerated to ashes, I will not give up the opportunity to hold hands with you in this life-love, why is it so hurtful and heartbreaking-"

Puff -

This time, not only Fang Yan couldn't help but laugh, but even a strange voice came from behind the willow tree's mask.

"Who is it? Which bastard is laughing? The was extremely angry and yelled at Fang Yanlan Valley.

Lan Gu was able to hold back his laughter this time, he stared at Fang Yan and Liu Shu with righteous indignation, a picture of me ashamed to be with you, and said: "The predecessor is deeply affectionate, and he is infatuated with the musician's senior, even the hard-hearted people will be moved by him when they see this scene-I can't figure it out, why can you still laugh at such a sad moment?" ”

Lan Gu strode towards Lin Fuyang, stretched out his hand to pat him on the shoulder, and said, "Nymphomaniac senior, don't be sad. I believe that sincerity, gold and stone for the open, as long as the predecessors can continue to persevere, will be able to make Mr. Le Idiot emotional, willing to join hands with you to grow old, the achievement of a good story in the world - and Le Idiot, shouldn't it be a natural pair? ”

After saying this, he glanced at Fang Yan very weakly. I don't know what the relationship between the two of them is, he won't be angry when he says so, right?

Lin Fuyang nodded again and again and said, "Yes, yes." I'm a nymphomaniac, she's a music idiot. She likes flowers, and I like flowers, and we're supposed to be a couple—"

"You just said that you are willing to stay at the door of this room, when Mr. Le Idiot comes out, then you will meet again. If she's willing to stay in this house for a year and a half, you'll be outside this door for half and a half—"

The nymphomaniac looked at Lan Gu with a confused face and said, "I said so? You ask this - what do you want to do? Do you want to laugh at me again? ”

"No, no, no. I definitely didn't mean that. Lan Gu waved his hand again and again. I just realized that I have made a big mistake, I should not belittle the love of others, all the infatuated lovers in the world deserve our respect - senior, you just have to live here in peace. I'll reserve a room next door to Mr. Le Idiot, and you will live next to each other, and you may be able to see each other every day. ”

"Really?" The was overjoyed. "That's great—"

Lan Gu enthusiastically pointed to the flowers and plants in his small yard, and said: "The flowers, grasses, trees, stones, and so on in this yard are allowed to be squandered by Mr. Nymphomaniac, cut whatever you want, carve whatever you want, and I will transport it to you from the outside——"