A meal has a new trick, and everyone is looking at it. Yang Ping smiled and comforted Lao Feng: "Lao Feng, a capable person, a few cloves of garlic can make a scene." Okay, okay, stop laughing at you, come and have a toast. ”

Old Feng snorted angrily and picked up the cup and dried it up, this thief's reputation was decided.

The brothers laughed enough, Yang Ping clinked glasses of wine with everyone, and explained after drinking: "Just a few brothers laugh, don't spread it." Otherwise, Lao Feng really has no face to see people. Haha, garlic in your mouth...... Haha......"

Lao Feng scolded hatefully: "You are the cheapest." ”

Wang Kai said that he was Lao Feng's apprentice, and helped the master to break the siege and divert the topic: "Hehe, Brother Yang, didn't you give each of us a string of small leaves of red sandalwood last time?" You see, we all wear different colors now. ”

The old donkey was angry: "That is, you won't fool us with a few fakes." ”

Yang Ping stuffed a piece of mutton into his mouth and muttered, "Well, take it, I'll ...... Look. ”

Several people took off the bracelet on their wrists and passed it over, Yang Ping took it one by one and looked at it, picked up a string of black and misty small leaves of red sandalwood, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Who is this string?" ”

"Mine, mine." Wang Kai raised his hand.

"What about this string?" Yang Ping picked up a small leaf red sandalwood that was shiny black and red and asked.

Lao Feng nodded angrily: "Mine, how's it going?!" ”

Yang Ping wiped his mouth and lit a cigarette: "Although these bracelets I gave you are not expensive, they are all serious things, which of you have found a place to weigh them?" ”

Lao Feng nodded: "Well, I once accompanied my wife to buy a gold necklace, weighed seventy-six grams." ”

Yang Ping flicked the cigarette ash and explained with a smile: "What does seventy-six grams mean?" It shows that these bunches are old materials, with high density, and are not small-leaved red sandalwood in fast-growing forests. Now the small leaf red sandalwood 2.0 bracelets on the market that are hundreds of pieces smaller are fast-growing forests, which are about 60 grams. Since everything is the same, do you know why there is such a big color difference? ”

The old donkey also wondered: "Yes, why?" This string of colors of mine is not as good as Lao Feng's. ”

Yang Ping picked up the old donkey's string and smiled: "The old donkey is a sweaty hand, and he usually thinks he will have a disc in his hand, maybe he will rub oil on his head, right?" ”

The old donkey nodded disapprovingly: "Yes, isn't this thing all like this?" ”

Yang Ping shook his head: "No, it's true that the small leaf red sandalwood is red, but after surface oxidation, it will turn black, to be precise, it is black red." In fact, if you don't plate, it will turn black and red in two months. Then why is your black and cloudy, and the old Feng is so red? ”

Yang Ping took a cigarette and gave the answer: "The reason is that the small leaf red sandalwood can't see water, in fact, all wood bracelets can't see water." It is best to use a dry hand plate. Wang Kai's string is estimated to be that he doesn't even wash his hands, so this string is the most ugly, the whole is black and lusterless. Lao Feng's string is the best, and now it is pulped. He is the most careful, and it is estimated that he used a line of gloves or a bath towel at the beginning, and then played slowly with dry hands, you can see how good the effect is. ”

Lao Feng proudly took back the bracelet and put it on, and Yang Ping continued: "You have to love it first to play this thing in order to play well. Wang Kai, you belong to the tyrannical creatures, but don't worry, you can go back and learn from Lao Feng, use a bath towel for a week, and then use dry hands to plate slowly, and you can also use deerskin. It's been a month. Let's take the current image of the product, Lao Feng's string of 1,000 yuan is rushing to ask for it, and yours will buy this string for 200 or someone who knows how to buy it. ”

A few people thoughtfully took back the bracelet and put it on, and Yang Ping clapped his hands: "Popular science is here, let's continue to tidy up, and no one is allowed to go back until they finish drinking." ”

The brothers gathered until more than nine o'clock in the evening, Yang Ping wanted to change places and continue to be happy for a while, but Hailan Chagang's phone chased after him, and he just hung up the phone after chattering here, and Gu Jing's phone came in again. Yang Ping shook his head, he couldn't participate in this follow-up project.

After sending off a few buddies, Yang Ping simply took a taxi to Gu Jing's house for the night. Sending Gu Jing to work the next day, the little woman enjoyed the feeling of the little couple going out to work together in the morning.

After sending Gu Jing off, Yang Ping saw that it was still early, went to Jasper Garden Square to eat a mutton steamed bun, and slipped to his brother Yang Bin's house with a full burp.

As soon as Yang Bin opened the door and saw that it was Yang Ping, he pulled him into the living room, and introduced with a smile on his eyebrows: "Look, I have raised these aliens." ”

Yang Ping pursed his lips, turned around and made a butt on the sofa: "Isn't it just a special shape, a hundred and ten things." I have it in my store. ”

Yang Bin squatted on the edge of the tank and turned on the spotlight: "It seems that you haven't studied the aquarium for a while." It's right that you have this thing in your store, but the variety is definitely different, you look at this one, this is called Thor, this is just the Imperial Blood Diamond Tank, this is just the Imperial Yellow Diamond. You look at the size of more than 20 centimeters, one will cost 4,000, I will tell your sister-in-law three 400, and I was scolded, hehe. ”

Yang Ping is not very interested in aliens, but he is very interested in the elder brother's fear of his wife: "Eh, brother, you said that we are both so afraid of our wives, is there a genetic." ”

Yang Bin poured a cup of tea for his brother, and also sat on the sofa looking at the fish tank and smiled: "Actually, everyone is afraid of their wives, so it's okay to say respect." ”

Yang Ping frowned and sighed: "Alas, you don't care, you've always been used to it." What can I do......"

Yang Bin was a little wrong when he heard this: "What's wrong?" What can you do? ”

Yang Ping stopped and smacked his mouth: "I like a female ...... again"

Yang Bin almost didn't throw away the teacup in his hand: "You...... You know best how powerful your Hailan is, so it's not a death. ”

Yang Ping leaned on the back of the sofa, tilted his head to the ceiling and seemed to say to himself: "No way...... I can't hide from it...... Or ......"

Yang Bin was really speechless at his younger brother, he didn't know that there were tigers in the mountains who favored the tiger mountains, so he had no choice but to persuade: "That...... Can't you break off with the outside? Think about it, Stinky Treasure, Hailan, and how happy a family they are, isn't it that there are two bad money fooling around. ”

Yang Ping rubbed his face, lit a cigarette and spit out a puff of smoke at the ceiling: "Whew...... I'm also depressed, I have a little money, and I'm looking forward to having some glamorous * or something, who knew that it would be so fierce. People have been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to the body, why do I encounter all the ears of the cang, and I can't get rid of it. In fact, I don't want to get rid of it, and I am reluctant to ......."

Yang Bin was helpless, put down the teacup, and patted his brother's shoulder: "What are you doing outside?" ”

Yang Ping didn't react for a while, and asked, "Which one do you ask?" ”

"Damn! Which one?! Yang Bin stood up suddenly: "How many do you have outside?" ”

Yang Ping patted the sofa and motioned for his brother to sit down, and said calmly: "Just two, but I don't raise them, everyone is better than me, one is my classmate, Abu, who came to our house when he was in college, you have seen it, and now he is the boss of a listed company." The other one you've seen is the journalist who went into Tibet with me, and he has a successful career. ”

Yang Bin sat back on the sofa silently, wondering: "Oh, you can't afford to raise such a ...... You can't have that money from you, right? ”

Yang Ping spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "How can I do it, I earned it myself, money and foreign things, I have long been unmoved by foreign things." ”

Yang Bin, who is a brother, really has no position to say brother, and things are a little beyond imagination: "Yang Ping, you really can't come nonsense, you think more about stinky treasures." ”

Yang Ping pouted: "What do you think, I don't plan to divorce, my ambition is to form a big family, or not to form three families without interfering with each other, will it be too shameless?" ”

Yang Bin nodded: "It's shameless." ”

"Okay, let's not talk about troubles, what about Lei Lei?" Yang Ping knew that his brother was old-fashioned and couldn't teach him anything.

"I'm on the sixth floor, and I'm playing with the stinky treasure." Yang Bin was a little irritable, and he was very worried about his brother: "Don't say that people who play literature can restrain their desires and have a pure heart and few ......desires."

Yang Ping interrupted impatiently: "That's all, those with Buddha beads should still believe in Buddhism, are there one or two of the hundred with bracelets now who believe in Buddhism?" Didn't I meet it, alas. ”

Yang Bin said hatefully: "You have met a lot of people, you can still meet a lot in the next few decades, and you will pick them all up?" ”

Yang Ping muttered: "Alas, there are really some that haven't been picked up." ”

Yang Bin didn't know what to say about his brother, and sighed: "What I say is idle, you can do it yourself." ”

"Well, are you going to go to SanY this time?" Yang Ping took a sip of tea.

Yang Bin hesitated: "It's not decided yet, I'm hesitating." ”

Yang Ping slipped to the lizard breeding box and knocked on the glass: "Go, the sea is suitable for children to travel." The famous mountains and rivers are so small that they can't understand anything, so don't go to the cultural landscape in the inland. I built two houses over there, and one of them had nothing in it, and you went over to help buy all the furniture, and the paper gold could be cashed out before the year. ”

Yang Bin frowned: "Don't knock on the glass, and then scare the lizard." I still have to discuss this matter with your sister-in-law, I don't think it's a big problem. I've heard that you've bought a house over there, so it's good to go and have a look. ”

After discussing with his brother for a while, Yang Ping went to his parents' house to see Stinky Bao and his nephew and have lunch.

The next day, I drove up the two of them and sent them to the plane. In my spare time, I will accompany Gu Jing and string beads. Just wait for the parent-teacher meeting to start the long ride with the stinky treasure.