Chapter 164: Garlic in the mouth

Yang Ping was confused, put his hand in his trouser pocket, and rubbed the blue perk double ring handle: "Worship me as a teacher?" You're not mistaken, what can I teach you? ”

Du Li shook the blood amber 108 bracelet in her hand: "That's all, what are you talking about?" Oh yes, Wen play. ”

Yang Ping laughed angrily: "What kind of literary play do you play as a girl." ”

Du Li stomped her feet and said hatefully: "What's wrong with the girl, aren't these jade, Hetian jade, and tourmaline all female jewelry?" Do you men wear bracelets? ”

"Alas, I'll talk about it when you come back, you can go out first," Yang Ping was so entangled that he wanted to send Du Li away first: "I've been really busy lately." ”

Du Li didn't have much interest in Yang Ping, but she really liked those beads. But a few chance encounters with Yang Ping were very strange, and I couldn't bear this breath, so I simply intervened in the two women, pouting: "I don't care, I'll just agree to you, anyway, the two of us have given each other's meeting gifts to each other, then I'll leave first, Master, come back and call you." ”

Yang Ping watched Du Li twist and squirm away, sighed, and turned out of the airport. Nothing to do lit a cigarette, the wind was a little strong, blowing the ashes on his face. Take a few steps to put the cigarette in the bin, zip up your wallet, and walk towards the parking lot.

Before driving, Yang Ping called his mother and explained that he would let his father pick up Stinky Bao after school in the afternoon. After the stinky treasure exam, let me go to my grandparents' house for two days to relax.

Yang Ping hung up the phone and drove directly to his father-in-law's house to help book a plane ticket. On the way, he put on Bluetooth, called up the phones of several colleagues, and contacted them one by one. These buddies have a good relationship with him, and they have been in touch less since he didn't go to work, but when he moved the fish tank, he called someone to help, which obviously used people to face forward, not to face backwards, and it was not authentic.

"Chun'er, me, Yang Ping. Hehe, don't scold me, I'm having a treat today, and I'll go to Yilan Palace after work in the evening. A few brothers get together, hehe, that's it. ”

"Old donkey, how are you doing? Well, in the evening in Yilan Palace, our brothers will get together, you call Lao Feng and Wang Kai, and I won't call. Okay, break. ”

Passing by Parkson, Yang Ping went to buy a trolley box, and bought two sets of black yak assault suits according to the figure of the old couple.

The father-in-law has not moved yet, and it is estimated that he plans to put the newly renovated formaldehyde. Yang Ping went upstairs, and the old couple were at home.

Yang Ping's father-in-law is playing the nine-petal UFO pile King Kong bracelet, this lover of literary play is different, a string of nine-petal UFO pile King Kong Bodhi has been plated red bright red. Yang Ping put down his things, exchanged a few words with his mother-in-law, and chatted with his father-in-law with the tea made by his mother-in-law.

"Dad, your string of King Kong plates has come out," Yang Ping took the King Kong Bodhi and tried the feel, and a delicate damping feeling came from between his fingers: "This is the baptism of the years, and it will be beautiful after a few years of hanging porcelain." ”

Liao's father likes Yang Ping very much, and it is too rare to find a son-in-law who has the same smell as himself, so he smiled heartily: "I use dry hands to plate this, and I haven't brushed any oil." ”

Yang Ping took a sip of tea, took out a cloth bag from his pocket, and handed it to his father-in-law: "Dad, you can show me what the origin of this jade is, I originally thought it was black jade, but now I don't look like it." ”

Liao's father put on reading glasses, opened the Wentoi cloth bag, took out the jade bi and frowned and looked at it for a long time: "This should be black lacquer bone, not black jade, you see there are white marks here, in fact, this white is the original material of this jade." If I'm not mistaken, this should be the ancient mutton fat jade, and the black is actually the color of Qin. ”

Yang Ping's mother-in-law came over with a plate of fruit and complained: "Yang Ping, eat some grapes first." I bought it from the morning market and it was delicious. You two don't just play with these things that don't make sense. ”

Liao's father was not satisfied, and retorted: "Isn't this out of tune?" I don't know how did you get that house? I don't know. ”

Liao's mother raised her eyebrows and gritted her teeth: "You have a long ability." Yang Ping is here, I won't talk about you, hum. ”

Liao's father also had no status, and sneered: "You cook, Yang Ping and I will study and study." ”

Yang Ping hurriedly stopped: "Mom, I have to leave in a while, and I have made an appointment with someone to talk about things, don't cook my meal." ”

Liao's mother didn't agree: "How can you come so far without eating, and leave after eating!" "There's no doubt about it.

Yang Ping was embarrassed: "Mom, it's really something, when can't I eat the meal, I really made an appointment with someone......"

Liao's father saw that Yang Ping was embarrassed, and helped to tell his wife: "Other people's children have something, do you think everyone is like us, and they have nothing to do when they retire." Okay, okay, let the child be busy for a while. ”

Liao's mother glanced at her wife, and went back to the kitchen to jingle and didn't know what to do.

Dad Liao continued to say this piece of jade: "I see that the level of Gao Guyu is limited, so you should look for President Wu to take a look again." This kind of jade is basically not seen on the market now, and it costs hundreds of thousands. ”

Yang Ping was humble: "Dad, you said this is black lacquer bone, what is black lacquer bone?" ”

Liao's father was scratched on the itch and stroked his hair: "I don't know a lot of black bones, as far as I understand, it's a kind of color." It is simply impossible to produce this kind of color for more than 2,000 years. There are only two reasons I know for this color, but it's not necessarily right. One is mercury, which is generally the mercury in the tomb, and the ancients sometimes poured mercury into the abdomen of the corpse, and sometimes poured mercury into the tomb. Mercury dips into the jade, and the black Qin formed is black lacquer. ”

Yang Ping handed over a cup of tea to his father-in-law: "What about another one?" ”

Liao's father took a sip of tea: "Well, there is another kind that is related to the yellow intestine question, you know the yellow intestine question." ”

Yang Ping nodded: "I probably know that the coffins in the tombs of princes and princes in the Han Dynasty are generally piled up with wood, and the wood is generally yellow cypress hearts, so it is called yellow intestines; The wooden squares of the pile are all flushed, so it is called a problem. ”

Dad Liao nodded and smiled: "I guess the meaning is right." In order to keep corpses dry and not decompose, ancient people came up with similar methods to preserving Egyptian mummies. With a large amount of charcoal around the coffin, Zhemu Tai and jade contact after thousands of years of assimilation, will also form black Qin, this is the second kind of black lacquer ancient. ”

Yang Ping only now found that any success is not a fluke, he used to think that the old man was also playing blindly, but now it seems that the old man's collection of those ancient jade has a lot of scientific theoretical basis: "Dad, you are too powerful, I really have to learn more from you in the future." ”

Liao's father was photographed all over his body, and he was relieved: "Okay, if your piece of jade is real, it is a specimen of black lacquer bones." It's not particularly valuable, but it's a textbook collection. ”

After chatting for a while, Yang Ping took two ID cards and made a booking call for Baiyun Air Ticket, and booked a ticket to Jingbei on the 9th, and the staff would deliver the ticket to the door.

The big event has been decided, and Yang Ping still has to go to Yilan Palace in a hurry, so he got up and said hello to his mother-in-law to leave. Unexpectedly, Liao's mother had already baked several green onion cakes in the kitchen, and put a lot of fruit in a big bag, so Yang Ping had to take them back for Stinky Bao to eat.

Yang Pingle happily carried the plastic bag out of the door, and did not forget to turn around and explain: "Mom, you are ready, I will come over to take you to the airport on the ninth." ”

The old couple watched their son-in-law drive away and looked at each other. Liao's mother crossed her waist and began to reprimand: "You can, just now save face for you in front of your son-in-law......"

Liao's father hid his face and fled......

Put the car home, put the fruit and green onion cake in the refrigerator, and Yang Ping took a taxi to Yilan Palace. Tonight, I have a small gathering with my brothers, it is rare to relax, and I have to have a big drink.

Yang Ping carried a box of Wuliangye and followed the foreman to the set box, ordered a table of dishes, and explained to the foreman: "Let's serve cold dishes first, and when we are all together, we will serve hot dishes, can we bring our own wine?" ”

The foreman nodded and smiled: "Yes, what kind of tea does Mr. drink?" ”

Yang Ping was bored and played with his mobile phone in his hand, thinking about it: "Tieguanyin." ”

After waiting for a while, the brothers arrived one after another.

"You're too slow," Yang Ping complained, "and you can't even get ahead of the meal." ”

Lao Feng scolded with a smile: "You think they are all the same as you, an idler." Why don't you leave if you don't finish your work? ”

Dai Xiaochun picked up the cigarettes on the table and handed them out to his brothers, and lit them: "I'm tired enough today, it's good if I don't work overtime." Eh~Wuliangye? You're planning to bleed. ”

Yang Ping opened the Wuliangye package and called the waiter: "Waiter, get a few wine dispensers." I don't care, three drinks for one person who comes late. ”

The old donkey is happy: "It doesn't matter if you have too much wine, we can't finish drinking and packing." ”

Wang Kai rolled his eyes: "Old donkey, you are not authentic, who doesn't know that your family has a lot of wine." Your wife is so strong, you can't finish the wine sent by the errands, and you don't want to take a few bottles of eight-yuan Moutai to let your brothers satisfy their hunger. ”

The old donkey took the wine dispenser sent by the waiter, poured the Wuliangye and said to Yang Ping: "It's not that you despise you, your amount, you will wash and sleep after these three cups, and you will also be with you, what do we mention to drink, ......."

After three rounds of wine and five flavors, the atmosphere came up, and Lao Feng often came here and joked to the waiter who served the food: "What about Xiaoling here?" Call over and talk. ”

Yang Ping really admired it, waited for the waiter to go out, and smashed Lao Feng with a peanut: "Lao Feng, you are almost a little, do you think this is a nightclub?" Or a familiar lady? ”

Lao Feng drank on his face and smiled: "You don't know, this little girl is interesting." Those who can eat so angry are helpless. ”

As he was talking, Yang Ping's phone rang, it was Hailan, and they were all acquaintances, so they didn't have to avoid it: "Hey, Hailan, are you at the airport?" Oh, I booked a plane ticket for my parents. ”

Hailan listened to the noise on the phone and asked, "Where are you?" So lively? ”

Yang Ping's voice was louder: "In the restaurant, invite Lao Feng, Chun'er, Lao Donkey, and a few buddies in the class to have a meal." ”

Hailan has a good impression of Yang Ping's buddies, and has helped the family a lot before: "Then you say hello, you are not allowed to go to the place at night, I want to check the post, hang up." ”

After hanging up the phone, Yang Ping continued to chat with his brothers, and at this time, the legendary Xiaoling came in with a plate of Qingquan sheep, put the mutton on the table and greeted Lao Feng: "Brother Feng, you are here." ”

Lao Feng smiled **: "Xiaoling is beautiful again, this mutton is not bad, the garlic last time was good, give me another plate." ”

Xiao Ling's face was frowned together, embarrassed: "Do you still want to step on garlic?" Last time, I chewed garlic for a long time to make a plate, and my mouth was spicy. ”

Quiet! Everyone looked at each other, watching Lao Feng's face slowly turn green, and the brothers laughed.

Yang Ping almost slipped under the table, wiped his tears and asked Xiaoling: "Xiaoling, what is this garlic?" ”

Xiao Ling looked at Lao Feng inexplicably: "Isn't stepping on garlic just chewing out the garlic paste without using a garlic hammer?" Brother Feng didn't explain it to anyone, and I was embarrassed to ask others when I first came, so I just pondered it, right? ”

Everyone laughed like crazy, Chun'er covered her stomach and leaned back together: "Yes, yes, you Brother Feng is good for this, haha......"

Lao Feng's face was green, and his lips trembled: "It's none of your business, you can go first." ”

The old donkey was bad, seeing that Xiaoling was going out, he said to Lao Feng: "It's okay, come and drink a few sips of wine to disinfect it, it's okay, it's not more exciting than going to a nightclub, haha......"

Lao Feng is about to become old and crazy: "You are stimulated, your whole family is stimulated......"