Chapter 19: The Joy of Pigs (2)
"Only now did I know that the villain of the Dao Dao was made by you like this." Yujie pursed her lips and smiled.
"It's alright! It can't be said that there are sores on the head, pus under the feet, and it is bad through the top! Bingqing said appropriately, "It's good that my brain reaction is okay, it's not too stupid!" ”
"I'm willing to be a little piggy." Yujie said sweetly.
"Huh. Cute little piggy piggy. In the future, I won't call you Yujie, I'll call you Little Pig Girl! Bingqing said angrily, "Don't regret it in the future, you are willing to be a little pig." Don't show me the color when I call you, I'll thank God! ”
"Good! I won't be angry, but you must not call me in front of anyone! That's so unsightly. Yujie said with a stupid smile.
"Don't worry, I'll do it." Bingqing agreed.
"I want you to swear!" Yujie said with a smile.
"Yujie is my cute little piggy, I promise to just call in front of her alone, if I call in front of others, I won't be able to thunder and ......" Bing Qing raised his fist and swore to the sky, before he finished speaking, Yu Jie hurriedly covered Bing Qing's mouth with her hand, afraid that Bing Qing would say something that should not be said.
"Honey, I believe in you." Yujie said softly.
Seeing that Yujie stopped his oath, Bingqing told Yujie what he had said with his friends before. When a few friends eat together, all foul language is spoken. Bingqing really couldn't stand it anymore, and said quietly: "Can you be civilized, do you still look like a people's teacher?" When they heard Bingqing's words, they were stunned, and they couldn't imagine that such words came from his mouth, so they also restrained their wild words and stopped talking nonsense.
"Yes, Bingqing, you did the right thing!" Yujie said solemnly, "There are always some people who are not as strong as pigs and dogs." ”
"I can't get used to their way of doing it, and I don't bother to be with them, and I feel insulted to me when I'm with them." Bingqing said bluntly.
"Things gather in kind, people in groups, and it is better to have less contact with such people." Yujie reminded Bingqing.
"Hmmm! I'll definitely listen to you. Bingqing said respectfully.
"I know that you are very good at your words, ordinary people don't want to have the upper hand in front of you, you are always reasonable. Hehe! Yujie saw Bingqing's performance and said happily, "What I admire most in our school is you, although Teacher XX likes to exaggerate, but he doesn't react quickly, and he is not as eloquent as you, although he likes to talk endlessly, but it is not reliable at all." ”
"Huh!"
"Giggles!"
A pair of little fools talk and laugh together, happy and happy, how sweet.
"Xie Lu, thank you for your lover's compliment!" Bingqing said casually.
"You're the badass guy in this school." Yujie said with a smile.
"Well, I'm a big badass, a big bad guy you love so much." Bingqing quibbled again.
Then Bingqing told Yujie a little-known thing that happened this morning: when he first arrived at school, he heard Teacher XX scolding Teacher XX with a red face and red ears.
"What is he swearing?" Yu Jie asked with a puzzled expression.
"I was very angry at the time, if I would have scolded him before, but I didn't, I just persuaded him, why be angry? Besides, it's not uncommon for Teacher XX to be late, so don't I often criticize him for this? But Teacher XX has been teaching repeatedly, what can I do? Bingqing said.
"People are angry with you!" Yujie said, "But he shouldn't be scolding people in the office, what quality does such a person have, it's just a jackal style!" It's just not as good as a pig and a dog! ”
"I asked for leave in advance today, and I was late, but the teacher in the class with me didn't arrive, so I was furious." Bingqing continued.
"It's a dog who meddles with rats." Yu Jie sneered and said, "It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry." ”
"I said okay, dissipate your anger, and you have to be responsible for your own body if you are angry!" Bingqing said calmly, "When he comes to work, I will criticize him. I just want to discourage them, especially in an environment like the office, where it's unseemly to speak out. ”
"Huh! I didn't think you were very patient! Yujie praised Bingqing.
"I didn't learn all this from pigs!" Bingqing said as a metaphor for people.
Knowing the meaning of the Dao as soon as he heard it, Yujie pushed Bingqing and pouted and said, "You are a natural villain, everything can be related to me." ”
"Because I want pigs, because I love pigs!" Bingqing said, "Do you know the way? Don't I eat pork for what? ”
"Does it have anything to do with me?" Yujie asked with a smile.
"Because you are a pig, I love pigs and pigs, so I won't eat you?" Bingqing said happily.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
"I have a special affection for pigs." Bingqing said.
"Huh! You really think I'm a pig! Big...... Bad apple. Yujie said shyly.
"Let me tell you, Yujie. I used to raise pigs, and I raised them to be white and fat, and I did earn some yuan. Bingqing said some of the previous situations.
"You used to like pigs for money, but if you were to raise pigs, you would never want to sell them?" Yujie said with a smile.
"If I were to raise pigs now, I would have to raise them to be slim. Just like you, you're still in the same devilish shape! Bingqing smiled and pointed to Yujie's slender waist and said.
"Bad pig! If that's the case, I guess the pigs won't want you! Yujie was in high spirits.
"Do you know why I don't want to raise pigs fat and fat?" Bingqing asked Yujie.
"Because fat pigs are always the first to be killed!" Yujie said.
"There is another thing you should know, that is, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong." Bingqing said.
"Huh!"
"Do you know what I'm getting thin for now? I don't want to be slaughtered, I don't want to be killed! Bingqing said aptly.
"It's a heresy." Yujie pouted.
"I'm going to have a pet pig in the future, and I'm going to raise her bigger than a calf! Where I go, I will lead it? Bingqing whimsically opened.
"This is the first time I've heard of it, hehe!" Yu Jie pursed her lips and laughed happily.
"It's really lonely, what kind of brain? Look how smart my brain is! Bingqing said with a slight smile.
"Why didn't I see it?" Yujie said, "You're so stupid!" ”
"I remember a famous saying that I am a stupid lord, and you are a stupid pig wife!" Bingqing teased Yujie.
"I'm not!" Yu Jie pouted and muttered, "You are really from the Valley of the Wicked, and you are ten million times worse than Xiao Yu'er." ”
"Huh!" Bingqing said happily, "Things gather by like, I divide by you, I am close to pigs who eat more, and far pigs who are anorexic." ”
"Yes, when you're with me, your appetite increases; By the time you left me, you had noticeably lost a lot of weight. Yujie recalled the scene of their dinner together.
"I want to have a home, I want to stay with you." Bingqing affectionately hugged Yujie in his arms and said. Yujie buried her head in Bingqing's chest like a docile lamb, and said affectionately: "Yes, there will be a happy and warm home." ”