Chapter 19: The Joy of Pigs (1)

Today, I don't know what Lu Dao, Yun Bingqing and Bai Yujie, a pair of little fools, are talking nonsense about together. Lo and behold, they opened the curtain again, and a pair of little enemies began their conversation.

Bing Qingtian Nanhaibei made a big statement, Yu Jie just listened quietly, and didn't say a word, Bing Qing was almost dry, and saw that Yu Jie didn't react. He didn't know what bad idea he was going to come up with.

Bingqing looked at Yujie pretending to be deaf and dumb, silent, and suddenly said: "Hey! Feed! Feed! Mute bride. ”

"Huh. When did I become a bride, and whose bride was it? Yujie asked with a smile.

"Villain, you are my bride, whose bride could it be?" Bingqing said with a ghost yin and yang weirdness.

"Don't forget, this girl is still unmarried, and she doesn't have a sedan chair to coax me to be your bride easily, it's really a toad who wants to eat swan meat - think beautifully." Yu Jie raised her eyebrows, deliberately pouted, and couldn't hide the slightest smile and said.

"Good! Good! Isn't it OK to lift eight cars, eight BMWs, and eight Audis? "Bing Qing opened his mouth.

"If you come on a plane, I won't marry." Yujie deliberately teased Bingqing.

"Then what if you don't want to do it until the Year of the Monkey?" Bingqing's face was full of anxiety, and he broke the casserole and asked to the end.

"I'm going to live another thirty years!" Yujie giggled as she spoke. Suddenly, he asked, "Do I look old?" ”

"How so?" Bingqing replied without thinking about it, "In my eyes, you are eternal youth and infinite beauty!" ”

"You see my hair is gray, is it premature?" Yu Jie stroked a few silver threads for Bingqing to see.

"That's a sign of wisdom, because you use your brain too much, because you are so intelligent, you become like that?!" Bingqing said word by word.

Hearing Bingqing's praising statement, Yu Jiejiao said drippingly: "Hehe! I obviously feel that there is a silver thread that is not good, and when you say this, it makes me beautiful to death. Am I so good in your mind? ”

"Yes! In my heart you are the most beautiful and intelligent woman! Bing Qing's eyebrows fluttered and said, "Being with you is the most romantic thing, and I will never quarrel with you, and I will never quarrel." ”

"Why should we quarrel over it? Besides, I don't like to quarrel, quarreling is to punish myself for other people's mistakes and shortcomings, so why bother? Yujie said seriously.

"With you, my temper has become quite good." Bingqing said gratefully.

"I speak softly to you, and we will never quarrel." Yujie said softly.

Bing Qing knows that Lu Dao Yujie has a gentle personality, they are the sweetest together, thinking of this, Bing Qing doesn't know what kind of ghost idea Lu Dao has come up with. When he saw Yu Jie stretch out her naughty tongue, Bing Qing felt that Yu Jie was so cute, and thought to himself that he couldn't call you so naughty and wanted to tease you.

Bingqing thought for a while and said, "Honey, do you know the Dao?" Sometimes it's cute to see you stick your tongue out. ”

"Is there one? How did I not know the way? Yujie asked, sticking out her seductive tongue.

"Huh! Of course there is, and you still have a mouthful. Bingqing stretched out his hand to grab Yujie's tongue and said.

Yujie shook off and retracted her tongue. Seeing Yujie's strange appearance, Bing Qing said with a grimace and a smile; "Yujie, do you know what is the smartest and cutest thing in the Dao world?"

"I don't know what to do." Yu Jie said with a glare.

"Do you want to know the way? Do you want to hear it? Bing Qing asked in a mysterious way.

"Of course! I want to hear it quickly! What to buy? Yujie pounded Bingqing with that gentle fist and said.

Bingqing said slowly: "Okay! Then I'll tell you - that's the cute little piggy? ”

Bingqing emphasized again: "What I said is true!" ”

"It can't be you!" Yujie said with a smile.

"A philosopher wrote in a book: The smartest person in the world is not a man, but a little pig." Bing Qing opened the river.

Bingqing's words made Yujie feel inexplicable. She stared at her round eyes and asked puzzledly, "What is the smartest little pig?" ”

"Because she reacts the fastest. When she is hungry, she thinks of her master. In addition, she will also enjoy, in addition to sleeping every day, she still sleeps, and sleeping has become her greatest pleasure. The owner likes her to eat a lot, the more she eats, the better, and the fatter she eats, the more endearing. Bingqing is silent, and he is very cited.

"There is a saying that great wisdom is foolish, great ingenuity is clumsy, and great argument is like negation." Yujie said as she recalled a famous quote she had seen in a book.

"That's a great point. It's simply an admirable five-body throw. Bingqing was full of praise for Yujie's words.

"Yes! At that time, I couldn't thank this great man enough. Yujie said casually.

"What a talent!" Bing Qing pushed the boat down the river and said, "My white talent." ”

"Huh!" Yujie laughed happily.

"The most talented is the pig." Bingqing said weirdly.

"You're such a talent! This can also be figured out. Yujie couldn't help but laugh because of Bingqing's knowledge.

"When it comes to talent, I don't dare to be. Am I not much inferior to you? Bingqing paused and said, "I will learn from you in the future!" You are the talented girl in my heart, you are the smartest person! Bingqing said quietly.

"Hmph, after talking for a long time, it turns out that you are saying that I am a little piggy." Yu Jie pouted and said, "Ignore you!" Bad apple. ”

"Huh!" Bingqing saw that Yujie finally heard the sound of his words, and asked with a smile, "Do you know who this philosopher is?" ”

"I'm not!" Yu Jie pounded Bingqing's shoulder and said coquettishly.

"Little slender pig." Bingqing hugged Yujie's slender waist and said, "Now you should know who this great philosopher is, right?" ”

Yu Jie covered Bingqing's unobstructed mouth with her palm and said sweetly: "Hehe! You're bad. I knew that you wouldn't have any good intentions. ”

"If it's not bad, you'll love, if it's not bad, you'll like it, and if it's bad, everyone loves." Bingqing pressed Yujie's nose and smiled and said, "My great philosopher, you are still wise and foolish!" ”

"It's better if it's not me anyway." Yujie pushed Bingqing and said.

"It's also clumsy, and it's a big argument." Bingqing repeated Yujie's words and said again, "You are simply confused by love!" I didn't react for a long time. ”

Yujie finally understood Bingqing's words, and pretended to be relaxed and said: "It's okay, it's me who is me, I'm also a pig, I won't mind." ”

"Hehe, you are simply a princess selling melons, selling yourself and boasting!" Bingqing said with a smile.

"Hahaha!" Yujie also laughed and said, "I'm willing to be a little pig." ”

"You're my sweet little piggy." Bingqing kissed Yujie's ear and said softly.

"What's wrong with pigs?" Yujie said seriously.

"Yujie, am I quite talented? Didn't you still listen to it with relish at the time? Bingqing asked leisurely.

"What's the talent, it's not an evil talent, a ghost talent. is full of nonsense, and he knows that he is teasing me. Big Badass. Yujie said with the soft little leather hammer gently tapping Bingqing's back.

"Don't tease you, do you know how bad I am?" Bingqing said with a grin.

"You are talented, pigs are talented!" Yujie said sweet words, flirted with Bingqing, and had a good time.

"Huh!" Bingqing saw Yu Jie's gentle appearance, and used his broad arms to tightly hug Yu Jie's slender waist in his arms.

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