For a pure businessman, business is business, and there is no good or bad thing.

For the mercenary eyeball uncle, a business that can make money is a good business.

But for Yan Xiaokai and others, the business of sending dead ashes for others is really not a good business.

If he had a choice, Yan Xiaokai even wanted to turn these people away, but could he choose? The answer is obvious: no!

Although there is no risk in transporting this kind of thing, and it is still a safe profit, this thing itself is not an auspicious thing, and ordinary people feel creepy and chill when they hear it, let alone transport.

What's more, after talking about the details of a cooperation, Yan Xiaokai found that the money was not so easy to earn, and the customer's requirements were not ordinary, nor were they ordinarily provocative.

First of all, he demanded that the hearse must be high-end, magnificent, and have wreaths and photographs, because his wife did not enjoy any blessings during her lifetime, and he hoped that she would enjoy it after her death.

For this point, Yan Xiaokai just recorded it silently and did not express any opinions, but in fact, he couldn't help but think in his heart, you didn't let her enjoy happiness before she died, and only thought about improving her treatment when she died, if you really have a heart, you should treat her better before she dies!

The second point is that he can only walk at night when transporting, because he believes that ghosts cannot come out during the day, and in order for his wife's ghost to go home with the ashes, he must go at night.

Yan Xiaokai also did not express an opinion on this request, but secretly sneered, if a person dies, he is dead, and if he dies, he dies like a lamp goes out, there is nothing, how can there be any ghosts.

The third point is that the ashes must be delivered to his wife's house within seventy-two hours and handed over to his father-in-law by hand.

Yan Xiaokai made a note one by one, and then handed it over to Uncle Eyeball to look at.

Uncle Eyeball glanced at it roughly, and said to the customer: "Customer, that is our God, for God, we are omniscient, so the questions you ask are not a problem for us!" Please rest assured! ”

Although the head customer of Itamura was not satisfied with the company's specifications, he was quite satisfied with the quality of their service, so he asked very tolerantly: "What requirements do you have, let's talk about it!" ”

Uncle Eyeball said hypocritically: "We don't ask for it, but if you really want me to mention it, there is only one, half of the payment will be paid, and half will be paid after the transaction is completed." ”

Although the customer asked for a lot, the payment was quite refreshing, and he paid half of the cash on the spot, and after taking the receipt, he put down the ashes and photos.

As soon as the patron left, Uncle Eyeball's face immediately became excited, picked up the stack of money and put it to his mouth to kiss it loudly, and then snapped his fingers loudly with his fat fingers, "Hey, you three, come here quickly!" ”

Yan Xiaokai and the other three had no choice but to walk out of the cubicle.

Uncle Eyeball pointed at them and said, "Hurry up and go home and prepare, and come back in an hour!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Do you still have to go to work at night?" ”

Uncle Eyeball shook his head, "Normally, you don't go to work at night, but today's situation is obviously not ordinary, so you have to come back and work overtime!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was still puzzled and asked, "Overtime?" What kind of extra class? ”

Uncle Eyeball looked at him meaningfully, and asked instead of answering, "What do you say?" ”

The three of them thought for a while, and a chill welled up in their hearts, and their pupils couldn't help but begin to contract.

Shangguan Wusu lost his voice and said: "Uncle, the three or four people you just said were escorted, shouldn't there be three of us?" ”

Uncle Eyeball smiled, gave him a thumbs up and said, "Yes, you are so smart, so you guessed it!" But you didn't guess it right, although I was talking about three or four people, there were actually only three, not four. That means you are not one of them, but all of them! Ana's madness? ”

Three: "......"

Uncle Eyeball brushed the ground and changed his face again, smiled, stretched his face and shouted: "Hurry back, in an hour, I must see you appear here." ”

Shangguan Wusu complained bitterly and said, "Uncle, we have only come to work for the first day of internship!" ”

Yan Xiaokai also followed: "That's it, it's too much to ask us to do such drudgery on the first day!" ”

Wan Yanyu didn't say anything, but looked at Uncle Eyeball with a colder expression.

Uncle Eyeball completely ignored the protests of the three people, just picked up the big stack of money and wiped the corners with his fingers, fanned a wind, and then inhaled hard with his nose, as if exhaling with great enjoyment, then he raised the watch on his wrist and said without any expression: "There are fifty-eight minutes left!" ”

The three of them sweated wildly, and when they saw that it was useless to talk more, they could only leave resentfully.

After Yan Xiaokai went home, he hurriedly told Hao Qian about the business trip.

Although Hao Qian was a little reluctant, she still didn't say anything, and hurriedly went to pack his luggage.

Before packing up and sending him out, Hao Qian hesitated, and finally boldly leaned over to his face and kissed him, and told him to be careful in everything.

Yan Xiaokai was excited, so he took her into his arms, used his lips and tongue together, and gnawed her for a long time, and then reluctantly let her go out.

For an hour, no more, no less, the three of them each appeared in Lao Cai again with a large bag of luggage.

At this time, entering the parking space in front of Zhongyu Security Gate, a black business Mercedes-Benz car with about ** new has been parked.

There was a wreath on the front of the commercial vehicle, and in the middle of the wreath was a woman's posthumous photo, and a couplet was posted on the back of the car, which read: Pure Land of Rebirth. Revert to one 's origin.

Obviously, this is the hearse prepared by Uncle Eyeball.

After the three of them went up, Uncle Eyeball was already waiting for them in the reception room.

When I walked in, I found that the large coffee table was filled with dishes, chopsticks and dishes.

Uncle Eyeball smiled and said, "Come, come and sit down to eat, after eating this most dinner, you should go on the road!" ”

When the three of them heard this, their faces were cold.

Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes to look at Shangguan Wusu, and saw that he didn't say anything, so he had to say to himself: "Uncle, you can't speak, you can not speak." ”

Shangguan Wusu finally said: "That's it, what is the most unlucky dinner, what is on the road!" ”

Wan Yanyu also looked at him with disdain.

Uncle Eyeball was embarrassed, and he was so embarrassed that he became angry, "Let you eat it, why is there so much nonsense, I kindly ordered you a table and a banquet, and it became mine, didn't it?" It's really kind to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

Seeing that this guy was gone, the three of them sat down silently, picked up the chopsticks and started the meal, don't eat in vain, don't eat in vain, don't you eat it's an idiot, isn't it?

While they were eating the last dinner, Uncle Eyeball handed them a map of the route, "Hey, I have already planned the route for you, and there will be no mistake in following it, and there is navigation in the car." A rough estimate of the total journey is more than 2,000 kilometers, and the three of you have driver's licenses, and you will take turns driving non-stop at night, resting during the day, and you will be able to reach your destination in about two overnight hours. ”

Shangguan Wusu asked faintly worriedly: "Uncle, are you sure you don't need an experienced senior to take us?" ”

Uncle Eyeball sneered and said, "Just this little work, do you want someone else to take you?" I'm embarrassed to say that I'm too embarrassed to send someone! ”

Yan Xiaokai, who was tearing the chicken legs, muttered indistinctly: "You're not embarrassed to send someone, there is no one to send, right?" ”

Uncle Eyeball's voice was an octave higher, "What did you say?" ”

Yan Xiaokai stopped squeaking and buried his head in hard work.

Uncle Eyeball handed them a business card and explained: "This is my phone number, if there is anything on the road, you can't call me to inform you as soon as possible." ”

Yan Xiaokai saw that the two girls didn't stretch out their hands, so they had to take it by themselves.

Uncle Eyeball added: "Remember, it's just a briefing, don't expect me to help anything." What's the trouble to solve by yourself. ”

Three: "......"

Uncle Eyeball stood up as he spoke, and threw the car key in front of Yan Xiaokai, "Okay, I'm going to finish what I'm going to say, do you have any questions to ask...... Forget it, don't ask, I don't know if anyone else asks me, but you kid must have a lot of questions. But I can only answer you one way, that is, no matter what questions you have, it's your problem, and I have no problem! ”

Yan Xiaokai really had a lot to ask, but this guy sealed his mouth in one fell swoop, so what else is there to say!

Seeing that the three of them were silent, the eyeball uncle nodded with satisfaction, and then shouted: "Hurry up and eat, eat and get on the road!" ”

After the tea and food were full, several people wiped their mouths, and they were about to go out.

However, when Shangguan Wusu and Wan Yanyu walked to the door, they found that Yan Xiaokai didn't come out, but walked in front of Uncle Eyeball, and couldn't help but stop in confusion.

Uncle Eyeball frowned and said, "Boy, I've eaten and drunk, what else are you going to do?" ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't say anything, just stretched out his hand.

Seeing this, Shangguan Wusu and Wan Yanyu suddenly realized that if they don't give money, what will they use for transportation!

The eyeball uncle also understood, and was a little distressed and pulled out a bundle of the three bundles of money, but when he was about to hand it over, he gave another eighty percent discount and took away twenty sheets, and then handed it over.

Yan Xiaokai frowned and said, "Eight thousand? ”

"Is it too much?" Uncle Eyeball just got a little spit on his hands, "Then I'll lose a little ......"

Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, hurriedly snatched the banknotes, and then went out.

Looking at the backs of the three of them, Uncle Eyeball waved his hand and said cheaply: "Dear, have a good trip, don't go missing halfway!" ”

The three of them brushed the ground and turned their heads, and then gave him a middle finger very tacit and unceremoniously.

The eyeball uncle's expression froze, "You rabbit slaughterers ......"

Before he could come out, the three of them had already slipped away quickly.

went downstairs to the door, Yan Xiaokai drove the engine with the key, but did not set off immediately, but began to check.

The next trip was more than 2,000 kilometers, oil, coolant, tires, spare tires...... Everything has to be checked to make sure it's safe to drive.

When he found that the coolant was not enough, he said to Shangguan Wusu, who was standing aside: "Hey, Shangguan, see if there is any coolant in the toolbox at the rear of the car, and bring me a bottle." ”

After packing his luggage and coming back, Shangguan Wusu had always been wearing that pair of sunglasses and pretending to be cool, and when he heard Yan Xiaokai shouting at him, he couldn't help but pout: "Why should I listen to your orders?" Am I reconciled with you now? Did the uncle say that you should be the team leader this time? It's really annoying to know how young people pretend to be representatives! ”

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

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