Afternoon.

Uncle Eyeball finally came, but it was only after three o'clock.

Yan Xiaokai and Shangguan Wusu, who arrived at more than two o'clock, and Wan Yanyu, who arrived on time, waited outside until their feet cramped, only to see this fat figure slowly swaying into their eyes.

Seeing him whistling leisurely and taking out the key to open the door, Yan Xiaokai finally couldn't help but say, "Uncle, do you dare to be a little late?" ”

Uncle Eyeball said shamelessly: "Actually...... Usually I'm late, but today because I suddenly remembered you, this is just a little earlier! ”

The three of them were very speechless, and said that fifty yuan would be deducted for being five minutes late, doubling for ten minutes, and half an hour would be regarded as absenteeism.

After opening the door, Uncle Eyeball asked, "Who was the first to arrive today?" ”

Shangguan Wusu and Wan Yanyu looked at Yan Xiaokai in unison.

Uncle Eyeball raised his hand, and the key to the door was thrown directly to Yan Xiaokai, "Then from now on, the task of opening the door will be handed over to you!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a while, "Uncle, you think too highly of me!" ”

Uncle Eyeball laughed, "Let Uncle Afford, that's not the blessing you cultivated in your previous life!" ”

Yan Xiaokai: "I ......"

The eyeball uncle's big slap slapped Yan Xiaokai's shoulder, "Young man, work hard, the future is great!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was speechless, from morning to this afternoon, the image of this secretary and manager in the eyes of the three newcomers dropped again and again, and at this point, there was no character value at all. So after entering the office, no one paid any attention to him, and they all shrank into the cubicle.

This afternoon, Uncle Eyeball still didn't tell the three of them what to do, so they still repeated the boredom of the morning.

But the sad thing is that none of Yan Xiaokai's QQ friends are online in the afternoon, so he can only continue to read the online novel, but he still took the time to decoction Shangguan Wusu.

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, the partition rang, and Shangguan Wusu handed over a note from it.

Yan Xiaokai took it and looked at it suspiciously, and found that it was a QQ number written on it, so he looked it up and added it.

As soon as he added his friends, Shangguan Wusu's avatar shook, "Brother, I want to go to the toilet, do you want to go?" ”

Yan Xiaokai frowned and replied very lovelessly, "Aren't you unwilling to go to the toilet with me?" You better finish Yan Yu and go! ”

Shangguan Wusu replied with a message: "I called her, but she refused to go with me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai's eyes widened and he typed a string of ellipses.

From the front compartment came the sound of Shangguan Wusu giggling like a little hen. It took a while to reply to a message. "I lied to you, am I so dirty?"

Yan Xiaokai quickly tapped on the keyboard with two fingers, "You are not so dirty, but you are so perverted, you can even do things like pretending to be a man, what else do you dare not?" ”

"Brother, I'm forced to do it, okay?"

"Why are you helpless!"

"This ...... Let's not talk about that. Brother, can you accompany me to the toilet, let's go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette, blow water, relax, I'm bored here! ”

Yan Xiaokai touched his pocket, the hard box and the lighter were there, so he stood up and walked to the toilet.

After a while, Shangguan Wusu also left his position.

The two of them walked to the toilet one after the other, and Wan Yanyu, who was sitting there, seemed to be unconscious, still looking at the web page in front of him, but his brows frowned slightly.

After entering the toilet, Shangguan Wusu grabbed the urinal, opened his pants and squirted "whoosh", obviously really anxious.

Yan Xiaokai glanced at his place, and suddenly laughed.

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously: "Brother, what are you laughing at?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Your thing is so small, I doubt that you can find it when you are in the winter!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was hit, "Yours is very big, huh?" ”

Yan Xiao laughed and said, "It's not big, haven't you seen it in the morning!" ”

Shangguan Wusu's expression froze for a moment, and he muttered, "...... in the morning"

Yan Xiaokai sneered: "Pretend, pretend, continue to pretend to have amnesia!" ”

Shangguan Wusu was speechless, and could only laugh dryly twice.

Yan Xiaokai walked to another urinal, and after putting it down for a few taels, he washed his hands, and then walked to the door, took out a cigarette and smoked it leisurely.

Shangguan Wusu hurried up and said, "Brother, give me one!" ”

Yan Xiaokai pointed towards the toilet.

Shangguan Wusu asked puzzledly: "What are you doing?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "Wash your hands, I don't have a long memory at all, I told you in the morning, wash your hands before and after eating!" ”

Shangguan Wusu had no choice but to go back and wash his hands.

When he came out again, Yan Xiaokai threw him a cigarette.

While the two of them swallowed the clouds and spitted out the fog, Shangguan Wusu said sullenly: "Brother, it's not fun to intern here at all!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Wait, I think something fun will come soon!" ”

Shangguan Wusu raised his eyebrows and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Yan Xiaokai spread his hands and said, "I don't know what to do!" ”

Shangguan Wusu's expression fell, "Brother, you're playing with me again!" ”

Yan Xiao laughed and scolded: "I'm not so good at playing with you!" I just feel like it's starting to be fun! ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "What's so funny, I regret it a little now, I really should have paid for it, and refused to come to this unit for an internship!" ”

Yan Xiaokai sent him a sentence without any expression, "The eyes of the rat are light!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said unconvinced: "Brother, then what do you say is interesting here?" ”

Yan Xiaokai poked his head and pointed at the eyeball uncle who was sitting there with his head lying down and didn't know whether he was sleeping or busy, "This uncle is very fun!" Do you know what he paints all day? ”

Shangguan Wusu thought for a while and said, "Painting naked women? ”

Yan Xiao rewarded him with a popping millet, and then gestured and said, "Don't you have anything else in your head except for women?" He's drawing this! ”

Shangguan Wusu looked at it and found that he was comparing it to a figure-eight gesture, and couldn't help but be inexplicable, "Why is he drawing eight-character gestures?" ”

Yan Xiaokai was really convinced of this kid's IQ, and could only explain bluntly: "He is drawing a gun, to be precise, a sniper rifle, or more precisely, a sniper rifle parts." To be exact, a sketch of the structure of the sniper rifle parts! ”

Shangguan Wusu's eyes widened, "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I don't believe that when you passed by his position for a while, you quietly glanced at his table. ”

Shangguan Wusu naturally didn't doubt what Yan Xiaokai said, he just doubted the eyeball uncle, "Why is he painting these things?" ”

Yan Xiaokai spread his hands, "You ask me, who do I ask, anyway, I don't think this uncle is simple, and this company is not simple." ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I wish everything was simpler!" ”

The two blew the water for a while, and then returned to their positions again.

At five o'clock, it was time to get off work, but the glass door was pushed open.

Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes and found that there were several men who were not dressed up when he pushed the door in, and the middle one was about forty years old, with a flat head, brown glasses, a gold necklace around his neck, and two large rings on his fingers, holding a small box wrapped in black cloth in his hand.

These people don't look so much like good people, Yan Xiaokai can't help but be vigilant, this is here to play the field? Or are you here to collect protection money?

But no matter what it does, this deserted cemetery-like company has finally lived a clear life.

Someone came, and he didn't look like a good person, and there were a lot of them, and if he was going to change, ordinary people probably began to dodge, but Uncle Eyeball didn't do this, but walked out from his seat and greeted him with a faint expression, "Several, what are you doing?" ”

Ban Cuntou said with a big grin: "What about your boss? I have something to talk to him about! ”

Uncle Eyeball said unashamedly: "I am!" ”

Ban Cuntou took off his glasses, looked him up and down, with a fat head, big ears and a round belly, he did have a bit of the virtue of a boss, so he said: "I have a little business I want to do for you." ”

Hearing that it was business coming to the door, the eyeball uncle's cheap face immediately piled up a bright smile like a chrysanthemum, and shouted loudly: "Problematic year...... Uh, no, Yan Xiaokai, Xiaokai, where is the death, the guest is here, hurry up and serve tea. ”

Yan Xiao smiled bitterly, he became a junior second, he responded gently, walked out of his position, led a few people into the reception room, and then poured tea and handed water.

After it was over, I was a little curious, so I stood next to Uncle Eyeball and didn't leave.

After the man took a sip of tea, he opened his mouth and said, "My wife is dead!" ”

Uncle Eyeball and Yan Xiaokai were stunned for a moment, glanced at each other, and returned to the inching man.

Ban Cun Nan pointed to the small box wrapped in black cloth on the table and said, "These are her ashes!" ”

The expressions of the two of them were stagnant again, what is this?

The Bancun man said: "Don't worry, I didn't kill her, she died of illness!" ”

The two of them sweated a little, and we didn't say that you killed it!

Ban Cunnan continued: "She told me before her death that she must return her ashes to her mother's house for burial after she dies, but I have a very stiff relationship with her family, so I will leave this matter to you." ”

Only then did Uncle Eyeball react, "Where is your wife's maiden home?" ”

The Itan Cun Man took out a note from his pocket and handed it over.

Uncle Eyeball took a look, and found that the distance was not ordinarily far, he had left Guangzhou Province to Western Province, and it was the border of Western Province, and it took three days and two nights to travel day and night, and he thought about it and asked: "It's so far, why don't you use express delivery?" ”

The man said: "If I can find a courier, why am I looking for you?" My wife said before her death that she must use a hearse so that her soul can go back with her, can the courier company arrange a hearse? ”

Uncle Eyeball nodded suddenly, "We can arrange the vehicle, but our charges ......"

The man said, "How much?" ”

Uncle Eyeball said: "Such a long distance, vehicles, labor, food and accommodation...... You can give 80,000! ”

The Ban Cun man jumped up at once, "Eighty thousand? You might as well grab it! ”

Uncle Eyeball said lightly: "We are such a charging standard, 80,000 is not too much!" ”

The Bancun man hesitated and said, "What kind of car is the car?" ”

Uncle Eyeball said: "Business car!" ”

The man asked again: "How many people will send it?" ”

Uncle Eyeball said, "Three or four!" ”

The Bancun man asked, "Is it guaranteed to be delivered?" ”

Uncle Eyeball said: "Sir, what are you talking about, we open the door, do business, pay attention to integrity, if you don't send it, do we dare to take your job?" ”

Ban Cun Nan thought about it, and finally said: "Give me a seven-fold discount, next time I die, let my son continue to help you!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was cold, and he dared to say such ruthless words in order to make a discount, which is also relatively rare among talents!

Uncle Eyeball hesitated and said, "Eighty fold!" ”

The man said: "Seven and a half folds!" ”

A chrysanthemum smile bloomed on the eyeball uncle's face: "Deal!" ”

The two shook hands, and then the eyeball uncle patted Yan Xiaokai on the shoulder and said, "Xiaokai, you can talk to this gentleman about the next details!" ”

Yan Xiaokai frowned and asked, "Me?" ”

"It's not you, is it me?" Uncle Eyeball rolled his eyes, then leaned over and whispered, "I'm playing the boss now!" ”

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

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