Li Er asked the donkey: "I heard that you have installed a stove for roasting in the Pijia chicken shop, but is it true?" ”

The donkey nodded, yes.

Li Er reminded: "Be careful of the gas, that thing is not a joke, a fatal business." ”

"You're a terrible deal! Not only did you get gas, you got poisoned, and you were poisoned! ”

"Curse me, don't you? Okay, good wow. With kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, Lao Tzu still doesn't persuade you, I'm happy if you really hit the gas! Dead is dead, anyway, it's a broken donkey, and it's still an old donkey, not to mention that there is no meat on it, you look at this donkey skin, there are scars everywhere, and you can't sell it for a good price??????"

Li Er was about to go down, and asked the donkey to snatch the conversation: "Lao Tzu is worth a thousand children and eight hundred, and you, the time of death has come!" You probably don't know yet, do you? Huge is looking for a partner for his sister everywhere, although the little peach is a half-old, but the current girls are worth more than the big girl! Especially a woman like Xiao Taohong, rich, long and beautiful, not to mention those old singles, even young descendants, seeing her beauty and that large amount of property, will also be moved. Take 10,000 steps back and say, the two can't become a formal husband and wife, they can still be a dew couple. Look at the big leaders in the town outside, the big cadres in the district, and the big bosses in the industrial park, which one is not followed by three or two female secretaries? It's your crop Sun Li Er, and a female secretary of Jieyu. ”

Li Er waved his hand and said, "Broken donkey, talk the truth, don't talk nonsense, Xiao Taohong is really looking for a partner?" Does she really want to get married? And huge, really looking for his sister's in-laws everywhere? ”

The leather donkey is not a fool, and when he heard that Li Er cared about this, he immediately changed his tone: "No wow, I didn't say anything." Huge people are talking about their in-laws, and it is not necessarily for his sister Zhang Luo's relatives. ”

The leather donkey raised his right hand slightly, his two fingers slightly apart, and deliberately raised his head not to look at Li Er. The lower head is on tiptoe to the ground. Dangled, as if waiting for something.

Li Er knew what the donkey meant, and quickly put a cigarette in his hand, without waiting for the donkey to put the cigarette in his mouth, the lighter snapped and lit it for him, the donkey took a deep breath, a puff of wolf smoke came out of the donkey's mouth, and he had to take a second puff slowly, and he had already asked Li Er to kick it, only to hear Li Er scold: "Hurry up and let the donkey fart!" Beware of some money. I bought your broken donkey, stripped the donkey skin, disemboweled, and boiled it to eat! ”

The leather donkey knew Li Er's bottom line, and stretched out his mouth to the seafood building, meaning that Li Er was treated.

"Walking." Li Ertou led the way, the leather donkey followed closely, and the two of them entered the seafood restaurant one after the other. I haven't sat down yet. Huge came over and asked, "Who is the two of you?" ”

The donkey pointed at Li Er and didn't speak.

Huge smiled: "Brother-in-law, it's you again today?" Good, great. Since it's an old school reunion, am I counted as one? If you two don't invite me, that's fine, the three-pound king is two pounds. The part with meat, leave it for me to eat by myself. ”

Li Er said: "Huge Wang Ba, when will I, Li Er, invite a classmate's guest." As soon as you come back, my main thing today is to invite your uncle, and the donkey is just a foil. ”

Pulling the donkey up from the chair of the guest of honor, he sat down and said with a smile, "That's pretty much it." ”

"What are you doing sitting there like a dog? Why don't you hurry up and help your godfather wash the king's eight! Liu Xueyin came down from upstairs and saw a huge sitting in the small private room, talking to Li Er's donkey, I don't know what they were talking about, and I thought that these three guys were the same as before, they had nothing to do, so they got together and talked nonsense, in a word, Liu Xueyin didn't know about Li Er's invitation to a huge guest.

The donkey said: "Liu Xueyin, Wang Ba Pozi, you may not know yet, right? Li Erye invited your huge king today, what a good dish, just order, slaughter it fiercely, when the time comes, you will also sit down together, good wine is enough, good dishes are made, eat, anyway, someone has a request for you, remember, after this village, there will be no store, you must resist at the critical moment, don't eat for nothing, don't drink for nothing, eat for nothing, eat for nothing, drink for nothing. ”

Liu Xueyin came over, came to the leather donkey, stretched out his fingers, lightly tapped the leather donkey's forehead, and said angrily: "Today, how can this donkey speak in his mouth?" Is the sun coming out in the west? Liu Xueyin looked at the sun outside the window and said deliberately: "No, the sun is still rising in the east and setting in the west, and there is no change." ”

Li Er poured a full glass of wine, handed his hands to the huge hand, and said respectfully: "Her uncle, you said that your sister is looking for the Lord in private, but is it true?" ”

Da Da looked at the leather donkey, took a big sip of wine, and said slowly: "Li Er, don't listen to the wind or rain, the donkey can spit out ivory from its mouth?" My sister has been like this for so many years, and it's the same thing with you, it doesn't matter if she has a name or not. If you don't know how to raise it, I will marry my sister immediately, and call you a king and a lamb, and you can't touch anything, believe it or not? ”

Li Er touched his chin, looked at Liu Xueyin beside him, and said slowly: "Yes, your sister's knife handle, when is it also in your huge hands, you have always told her to go east, she didn't dare to go west, you called her to pick up the dog, she didn't dare to scold the chicken." One qiē, one qiē, even your family, you have the final say. ”

The leather donkey saw that the huge dog was filled with a big dog in front of him, and he was a little unhappy, so he wanted to tease him, he continued Li Er's words and said: "Yes, Li Er is right, the huge boss is not only a seafood restaurant, but also a mile in the family." For example, the family's money is up to him. took it with the waiter, swaggered out to spend a fine light, Liu Xueyin, who is his wife, is purely a deputy, and he doesn't even dare to say a word about his anger, and he doesn't even dare to gasp for the atmosphere, so he said that he blocked it, the huge boss, amazing. ”

The donkey raised his thumb high and stretched it out in front of the massive.

The huge donkey is pit itself, and he wants to strangle the donkey's heart. He wanted to stand up and cover the donkey's mouth, but Liu Xueyin had already stood up here, smiled slightly, and said: "Donkey, I know your thoughts, you just want to make the two of us quarrel and fight, you look good and lively, so that Li Er can also be happy." Let's tell you the truth. The old lady is not fooled by you! I'm an honest man, and although I've made mistakes in the past, he's changed now. The so-called prodigal son does not change his money, isn't it huge? ”

Huge was going to be scolded by his wife, but he didn't want the sun to come out of the west today, but his wife not only didn't beat or scold, but praised herself, and she was at ease at that time, and then she was a little fluttering, and scolded at the leather donkey: "Dead donkey." Blind donkey! Tell you to sue Lao Tzu again, my wife can't be your thief, she deserves to be a nose! Slap the horse's ass on the horse's hooves, deserved! ”

The leather donkey defended himself: "I am also for the good of your family, what does it have to do with my leather donkey if the huge waiter can't run away or not?" He spends all the money in your house, and I am not poor! Li Er invited me to dinner, and I was kind. Remind Liu Xueyin, look at the huge, he is a good dog who can't change the master of eating, yesterday afternoon. I saw with my own eyes that a little lady passed by in front of your house, and his eyes lit up at that time, staring straight at the ass of the person. I didn't close my eyes tightly, my eyelids didn't even blink, and I couldn't wait to get into that girl's pants to see if I understood! Seemingly. Huge or thief, Liu Xueyin, I'm good for you, or take the time to take a good look at your huge family, he is a person with a criminal record. ”

"You're the only one who has a criminal record!" Liu Xueyin scolded the donkey, didn't say anything in his mouth, and still felt a little reasonable about the donkey's words in his heart.

Li Er drank a full glass with Liu Xueyin, relieved the wine glass, and asked: "Mother-in-law, you know, your sister-in-law and I have been good since childhood, and now it has become this situation, and I am also very sad." As the donkey said just now, your family is trying to marry her off, and I deeply hope that I will find a good family and a good man for her! Find a big boss, I, Li Er, escorted her with a pennant when she left. ”

"Pennant has a fart? The escort money is affordable, let's say, how much compensation to give? A thousand words become a sentence, how much does it cost? It doesn't matter how much, I'll take it all for my sister. Dang Kuo shamelessly stretched out his hand in front of Li Er.

Li Er took out a steel hammer from his pocket and put it in the palm of his huge hand.

"My sister is worth a dollar?"

Li Er took the dollar back from his huge hand and put it in his pocket without squeaking.

"I'm not worth a penny!" I don't know when, Xiao Taohong was already standing behind Li Er, and she exclaimed.

Xiao Taohong slammed her throat and startled Li Er. When he hurriedly looked back, Xiao Taohong had already covered her face with her hands and ran away crying.

Huge Zhengse said: "Li Er, I see that your brother-in-law is about to come to an end, so let's go back and think about the way out." ”

The leather donkey deliberately deceived Huge, and said: "Huge, isn't the person you introduced to your sister coming to meet tomorrow?" If it does, we can all have a drink of joy. ”

Huge was stunned, and subconsciously asked: "Donkey, where did you get the news, not tomorrow, but later." ”

Liu Xueyin knew that the huge leather donkey was in charge, so she asked the leather donkey to cheat the truth, she smashed the huge belly with her elbow, and was busy playing the round and said, "What's the matter?" Don't guess! The day after tomorrow, a relative came to visit the door, and it was a normal movement between relatives. ”

"I know your cousin, isn't it the son of the dead wife?" The leather donkey further deceived Liu Xueyin, climbed up the pole, and used the trick of the fortune teller.

Li Er improvised and sang a double reed with the leather donkey: "Isn't that the famous dwarf?" Know, know. ”

Liu Xueyin heard that her cousin was short, so she was anxious, and hurriedly argued: "My cousin is not short, he is close to the standard of a big man." You must be the wrong person! ”

Li Er sneered: "I know, that's what a buddy in the labor market said: "A big man of 1.8 meters, minus 30 centimeters, 1.5 meters is not a lot, the monthly salary is 8,000, it's not less, minus 8,000, there is a fraction left, he sits in and out of the car every day, a person with status, but it's a pity that that's his leader, not him, a big bunch of young ladies and girls, one is more beautiful than the other, put on a long slip, walking around in front of him, that's people doing beauty pageants on TV, ??????"

"A set of bullshit! I'm! Get out of here! The farther you go, the better! I really don't want to see you two crumbs! Liu Xueyin hurriedly lost his temper.

Li Er gave the donkey a look, and the two of them hurriedly got up, and hurriedly walked out of the door of the seafood restaurant without looking back, and fled without a trace. It's gone in the blink of an eye.

Liu Xueyin saw Li Erpi's donkey running away in a hurry, and his heart was a lot more relaxed, and he finally let out a bad breath! She instructed Da Da: "Tell Li Er to settle today's account and take the money." ”

Listening to his wife talk about the checkout, he woke up like a dream, suddenly realized, stomped his feet and scolded: "Li Erwang eight lambs, full of food and drink, let you scold, and the blind donkey, have already smeared oil under their feet, and slipped away!" Run! You look at this table of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and ask who wants the money? ”

At this point, Liu Xueyin understood why Li Er and the leather donkey ran so fast just now, it turned out that they were eating white food! Li Er, you are a murderer who has been killed by a thousand knives, so that the old lady catches you, you will be cut with a thousand knives, and you will be merciless!

Dada wanted to go to Li Er's house to ask for money, but was stopped by Liu Xueyin, she sneered: "The day after tomorrow, his kid will definitely come uninvited, there is Xiao Taohong, and he can't catch Li Er?" If you have swallow meat, you won't have to worry about fishing! (To be continued......)