Liu Xueyin's cousin answered his cousin's call, picked up himself, shaved his beard clean, changed into clean clothes, went to the supermarket to buy a carton of milk, took it with an electric car, and went straight to Dongjiaozi. Before leaving, Liu Xueyin specially explained that he should not go to the seafood restaurant to find Xiao Taohong, because they are relatives and are more familiar with each other, so they will go to Xiao Taohong's house to meet each other, talk to each other about the situation, and see if there is any possibility of living together together. The reason why I didn't go to the seafood restaurant to meet was that Li Erpi and the donkey were making trouble.

This guy generally knows Little Pink's home, and the general direction and location are almost the same. Specifically, which building which unit, how many floors, not very clear, inaccurate, in order to be afraid of entering the wrong door, to avoid unnecessary trouble, or to ask. Thinking so, he stopped the electric car and came down to ask an old man who was squatting under the wall: "Brother, ask where you live." Little pink? What is her home? ”

The old man asked rhetorically, "Is the little peach you are talking about, is it the woman who has leprosy?" I opened a seafood restaurant in the past, and the previous man was called Liu Cripple, his wife? ”

"Pretty much." Liu Xueyin's cousin replied with some disappointment: "In the past, she opened a seafood restaurant, and a daughter named Xiaoyan. Why, just now you said that she had leprosy, how did I not know about it in the past? ”

"There are so many things you don't know," the old man grinned and said, "Can women who are sick, especially those in the privacy department, tell others lightly?" You are stupid, leprosy is an infectious disease, who doesn't know, the rotten head and the rotten belly infect her man, with sores on the top of his head and pus under his feet, and when he meets suddenly, it is strange and scary. The child told her to cry in fright. Her brother and sister-in-law moved her enough, this kind of patient is not easy to serve, if you are not careful, you will be infected, it will be fatal, it is really fatal. The huge couple changed the law to throw off the burden, and wanted to push the six-two-five, trick a man and throw it out, it was best to cheat a few more money to spend, this is the real idea of the huge couple. What's the matter. Are you here on a blind date? I didn't tell you anything! ”

Liu Xueyin's cousin's heart sank, and he hurriedly said: "I'm not here for a blind date, I'm here to go to relatives, since Xiao Taohong's body is not good, I won't bother, go home, brother, thank you for telling me the truth and saving me from being wronged." I was deceived by the rhetoric of my relatives. Hey, people nowadays, for a few dollars, even their own confidant relatives cheat! ”

Liu Xueyin's cousin walked on the front foot. The old fort stood up on his hind feet, smiled, and said, "Go to Li Er to receive the reward." This chicken is insured at noon today. ”

Liu Xueyin sat in Xiao Taohong's house, looking forward to it. She got up and sat down several times, and looked downstairs no less than fifty times, but she couldn't see her cousin. I'm in a hurry. called her cousin's house: "Hey, cousin, why haven't you come yet?" It's grinding, it's not like words. ”

"I'm not like words? You're really not talking! Whatever, even his cousin lied! Isn't it just for a few bucks that you want to kill me by introducing lepers to your cousin and me? Fortunately, I was in a hurry, and after inquiring, I was not fooled, and I warned you that you will pit less relatives in the future! What the hell, it's still a relative, it's pure stinking fart! ”

Liu Xueyin called her cousin, scolded inexplicably, and was extremely annoyed in her heart, wanting to have a seizure, unable to find an outlet, and having no place to vent. I had to think I was unlucky.

Little Peach asked, "Sister-in-law, why hasn't that cousin come yet?" I'm afraid that he has listened to someone's gossip, and he may not know. Ask what the hell is going on, shall we? ”

Liu Xueyin called the phone again and asked patiently, "Are you okay to listen to me?" Just one sentence! Even if I, Liu Xueyin, am not a thing, even if I Liu Xueyin specializes in pit relatives, I am a bastard! Okay, right? It's not too much to kill, you have to give me a chance to plead, right? Even if you die, you have to make me die, right? ”

"Then you say! I'd like to see what new tricks you can play, and even if you say it better than you sing, I won't do it a second time! ”

"I'll just ask you, how did you know I lied to you?"

"I went to Xiao Taohong's house on a blind date, I haven't entered the door yet, fortunately I met an old brother, I asked him how to go to Xiao Taohong's house, he just said the truth that Xiao Taohong has leprosy, if it weren't for outsiders telling me that Xiao Taohong is sick, I have been kept in the dark by you, you hateful thing!" Liu Xueyin's cousin became more and more angry the more he talked, and scolded Liu Xueyin on the phone.

Liu Xueyin's cousin is a native of Mandarin Duck Bay, and Liu Xueyin is a distant relative, and he is diagonally opposite Li Er's daughter-in-law who was not said before. Since his wife died, he has been wandering around all day long, becoming a kite without a string, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling. This person has a habit, it can also be said to be a problem, that is, the mouth is broken, he sits under the wall to bask in the sun, everyone who passes in front of him, regardless of adults and children, he has to make a judgment, especially young women, his mouth, croaking and chirping no one to live, not to say that people's milk is big, or the suspect has small milk, and there is a stomach, now that the living conditions are good, people will inevitably get fat, he rushed to the women passing by, with a big belly and a small belly. I especially like to comment on women's buttocks, this big belly, that small belly, the comparison between the front and the back, the old lady and the daughter-in-law, the old lady and the young girl, the women who pass by are red-faced, and they can't wait to plunge into the firewood stack and hide the belly to be relieved. After a long time, Liu Xueyin's cousin asked the women to give him a nickname: old damn.

There are also spicy women, who heard that they were chewing their own cow tongues, and immediately stopped, and scolded: "You old damn thing, you want to die, don't you, you sit on the road every day, why don't you call passing cars and electric cars to be crushed to death!" Dare to say that the old lady is big-hearted, and I will tear up your dog's mouth! People are doing it, the sky is watching, you won't have a few days to go, you will definitely have a boil on your tongue, and you will break your mouth into eight halves! ”

The more the spicy woman talked, the more angry she became, she simply moved her steps, ran over to the old damn man, raised her hand and gave him a slap. Jin Xing jumped in front of the old guy in front of him, and he shouted: "What are you doing when you beat me, I'm not talking about you!" ”

"Who are you talking about?"

"I???? I??? I'm talking about the old gang up ahead. The old damn pointed at an old woman walking in front of him.

"Huh?" As soon as the spicy woman heard that the old man scolded the woman in front of her for being an old gang, she immediately became angry, stepped forward and pressed him to the ground, punched and kicked, and beat him fiercely, and called the old damn "whoop", desperately shouting: "I scolded the old gang in front of me, and I didn't scold you, why are you beating me to death?" ”

"The person in front of me is my own mother!" The spicy woman looked at the old damn mouth, and "snapped" and slapped again!

"Help!" Hit the muzzle of the gun, the!

?????? (To be continued......)